E16 - STAMPEDE! THE KEENA MASTER'S PALACE

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #16 STAMPEDE! THE KEENA MASTER'S PALACE
SIGN    KEENA MASTER'S PALACE
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    We've arrived at
    the Keena Master's palace.
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    But there were already
    many TV crews there.
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    Bubble TV's here.
SIGN    BUBBLE TV
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    That's National TV.
SIGN    NATIONAL TV
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    There's even a foreign TV crew.
SIGN    OVERSEAS TV STATION
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    Why Did Vous Come to Ecuana?
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    Why Did Vous Come to Ecuana?
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    To cover the keena, dumbass!
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    Can I follow you home?
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    Why? No!
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    We'll pay for the taxi.
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    What a shameless TV show.
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    Do you think the interview's
    already over?
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    If that's the case,
    we're the only ones who got left out.
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    It's bad news.
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    What shall we do?
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    Look, the Keena Master!
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    Huh?
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    Keena Master!
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    Keena Master!
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    It wasn't him.
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    Double check before you yell.
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    The Keena Master!
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    It wasn't him again.
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    Double check before you yell.
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    Looks like nobody has met him yet.
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    That means we still have a chance!
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    Someone's come out!
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    Is it the Keena Master?
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    Keena Master?
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    He's got no beard. Is it him?
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    He wears glasses.
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    Good morning, TV gentlemen.
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    Who's that?
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    I assist the Keena Master.
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    We would like to allow you
    to interview the Keena Master.
SIGN    KEENA MASTER PR NANATSUJI
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    He's of venerable age,
    and very shy.
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    We'll allow only one TV crew
    to interview him.
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    Just one? What the heck?
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    For the sake of impartiality,
    we'll select the interviewer through...
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    the King of TV Crews Championship.
SIGN    KING OF TV CREWS CHAMPIONSHIP
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    The rules are simple. The crew with
    the best broadcasting technique wins.
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    Whoever wins this prestigious title
    will be able to do the interview.
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    Why a competition?
    We could do rock, paper, scissors.
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    Do you have what it takes
    to become number one?
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    Jeez, come on.
    Everyone's confused.
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    That's autocracy.
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    Nobody's getting it.
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    Let's start the competition.
    King of TV Crews, ready! Go!
SIGN    TO BE CONTINUED
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    Nobody's got a clue.
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    He's looking this way.
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    Creeps me out.