# E16 - STAMPEDE! THE KEENA MASTER'S PALACE Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6XJNZX3R/stampede-the-keena-masters-palace)
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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN***    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN***    #16 STAMPEDE! THE KEENA MASTER'S PALACE
***SIGN***    KEENA MASTER'S PALACE
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*    We've arrived at*
*    the Keena Master's palace.*
**[00:22] ---**
*    But there were already*
*    many TV crews there.*
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    Bubble TV's here.
***SIGN***    BUBBLE TV
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    That's National TV.
***SIGN***    NATIONAL TV
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    There's even a foreign TV crew.
***SIGN***    OVERSEAS TV STATION
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    *Why Did Vous Come to Ecuana?*
**[00:45] ---**
    *Why Did Vous Come to Ecuana?*
**[00:48] ---**
    To cover the keena, dumbass!
**[00:50] ---**
    Can I follow you home?
**[00:51] ---**
    Why? No!
**[00:52] ---**
    We'll pay for the taxi.
**[00:54] ---**
    What a shameless TV show.
**[00:59] ---**
    Do you think the interview's
    already over?
**[01:02] ---**
    If that's the case,
    we're the only ones who got left out.
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    It's bad news.
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    What shall we do?
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    Look, the Keena Master!
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    Huh?
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    Keena Master!
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    Keena Master!
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    It wasn't him.
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    Double check before you yell.
**[01:23] ---**
    The Keena Master!
**[01:26] ---**
    It wasn't him again.
**[01:27] ---**
    Double check before you yell.
**[01:30] ---**
    Looks like nobody has met him yet.
**[01:32] ---**
    That means we still have a chance!
**[01:36] ---**
    Someone's come out!
**[01:37] ---**
    Is it the Keena Master?
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    Keena Master?
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    He's got no beard. Is it him?
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    He wears glasses.
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    Good morning, TV gentlemen.
**[01:49] ---**
    Who's that?
**[01:49] ---**
    I assist the Keena Master.
**[01:53] ---**
    We would like to allow you
    to interview the Keena Master.
***SIGN***    KEENA MASTER PR NANATSUJI
**[01:56] ---**
    He's of venerable age,
    and very shy.
**[02:00] ---**
    We'll allow only one TV crew
    to interview him.
**[02:03] ---**
    Just one? What the heck?
**[02:06] ---**
    For the sake of impartiality,
    we'll select the interviewer through...
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    the King of TV Crews Championship.
***SIGN***    KING OF TV CREWS CHAMPIONSHIP
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    The rules are simple. The crew with
    the best broadcasting technique wins.
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    Whoever wins this prestigious title
    will be able to do the interview.
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    Why a competition?
    We could do rock, paper, scissors.
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    Do you have what it takes
    to become number one?
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    Jeez, come on.
    Everyone's confused.
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    That's autocracy.
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    Nobody's getting it.
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    Let's start the competition.
    King of TV Crews, ready! Go!
***SIGN***    TO BE CONTINUED
**[02:52] ---**
    Nobody's got a clue.
**[02:55] ---**
    He's looking this way.
**[02:56] ---**
    Creeps me out.