E1 - GO! TV GUYS CREW

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    "Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #1 GO! TV GUYS CREW
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    This is a small TV station
    in Roppongi,
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    TV Nanana.
[00:23] ---
    In this tiny TV station
    struggling with a low budget,
[00:26] ---
    a life and death decision
    has just been taken.
[00:30] ---
    Oh, I see.
    Yes, Sir.
[00:33] ---
    I'm on it.
SIGN    PRODUCER NANAGUCHI
[00:40] ---
    What's up, Boss?
SIGN    AD
    NANAYAMA
SIGN    DIRECTOR
    NANAOKA
SIGN    CAMERA OPERATOR NANAMORI
[00:42] ---
    We've got news from the
    top. Calm down and listen.
[00:47] ---
    Calm down, OK?
    The Boss is gonna talk now.
[00:49] ---
    The Boss'll talk.
[00:51] ---
    Who?
[00:51] ---
    The Boss is gonna talk now.
    Just wait.
[00:54] ---
    Shut up! Let me talk.
[00:57] ---
    Our flagship program,
[01:00] ---
    Banana Mesh Night got axed.
SIGN    BANANA MESH NIGHT
[01:03] ---
    Banana Mesh Night?
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    Why, Boss?
    It had the best audience rating.
[01:11] ---
    They've just decided it
    at the board meeting.
[01:13] ---
    They've been flooded with complaints.
    "Too indecent."
[01:16] ---
    One, two,
    Banana Mesh, Banana Mesh.
[01:19] ---
    Pull that thong tighter,
    Banana Mesh.
[01:23] ---
    But we've just made
    the novelty thongs!
[01:25] ---
    What can we do?
[01:27] ---
    We've been broadcasting it for years.
[01:31] ---
    This is an emergency.
    We've got orders for a new show.
[01:36] ---
    Go to South America
    and film a rare animal now.
[01:39] ---
    A rare animal?
[01:40] ---
    Exactly.
[01:42] ---
    The legendary keena.
SIGN    ECUANA REPUBLIC
[01:46] ---
    There have been sightings in a remote area
    of Ecuana, South America.
[01:52] ---
    Apparently, the rare animal keena
[01:53] ---
    has got a pigeon head
    and a cat body.
[01:57] ---
    It was thought to be extinct a long time ago.
SIGN    RARE ANIMAL KEENA
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    It's a conservation geek's dream.
[02:04] ---
    We must bet on the keena
    to save our poor TV station.
[02:10] ---
    Film it and settle the score
    for Banana Mesh Night.
[02:15] ---
    We'll make a TV show recording
    this spectacular feat!
[02:22] ---
    All right. Now go, go.
[02:26] ---
    We'll find it at any cost.
[02:28] ---
    You like rare animals, don't you?
[02:31] ---
    Can I go home first?
[02:33] ---
    Need to get ready.
[02:34] ---
    We're going now.
[02:35] ---
    Just the three of us?
[02:36] ---
    Yeah.
[02:37] ---
    Huh?!
[02:39] ---
    How about this thong?
[02:41] ---
    Give it to me.
[02:44] ---
    Put it on.
[02:46] ---
    Excuse me?
[02:48] ---
    So, this is how we went to Ecuana
    in order to avenge Banana Mesh Night.