# E1 - GO! TV GUYS CREW Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6247ZG7Y/go-tv-guys-crew)
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**[00:05] ---**
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN***    "*Wacky TV "Nanana"!*
***SIGN***    #1 GO! TV GUYS CREW
**[00:17] ---**
    *This is a small TV station
    in Roppongi,*
**[00:20] ---**
    *TV Nanana.*
**[00:23] ---**
    *In this tiny TV station
    struggling with a low budget,*
**[00:26] ---**
    a life and death decision
    has just been taken.
**[00:30] ---**
    Oh, I see.
    Yes, Sir.
**[00:33] ---**
    I'm on it.
***SIGN***    PRODUCER NANAGUCHI
**[00:40] ---**
    What's up, Boss?
***SIGN***    AD
    NANAYAMA
***SIGN***    DIRECTOR
    NANAOKA
***SIGN***    CAMERA OPERATOR NANAMORI
**[00:42] ---**
    We've got news from the
    top. Calm down and listen.
**[00:47] ---**
    Calm down, OK?
    The Boss is gonna talk now.
**[00:49] ---**
    The Boss'll talk.
**[00:51] ---**
    Who?
**[00:51] ---**
    The Boss is gonna talk now.
    Just wait.
**[00:54] ---**
    Shut up! Let me talk.
**[00:57] ---**
    Our flagship program,
**[01:00] ---**
    Banana Mesh Night got axed.
***SIGN***    BANANA MESH NIGHT
**[01:03] ---**
    Banana Mesh Night?
**[01:07] ---**
    Why, Boss?
    It had the best audience rating.
**[01:11] ---**
    They've just decided it
    at the board meeting.
**[01:13] ---**
    They've been flooded with complaints.
    "Too indecent."
**[01:16] ---**
    *One, two,
    Banana Mesh, Banana Mesh.*
**[01:19] ---**
    *Pull that thong tighter,
    Banana Mesh.*
**[01:23] ---**
    But we've just made
    the novelty thongs!
**[01:25] ---**
    What can we do?
**[01:27] ---**
    We've been broadcasting it for years.
**[01:31] ---**
    This is an emergency.
    We've got orders for a new show.
**[01:36] ---**
    Go to South America
    and film a rare animal now.
**[01:39] ---**
    A rare animal?
**[01:40] ---**
    Exactly.
**[01:42] ---**
    The legendary keena.
***SIGN***    ECUANA REPUBLIC
**[01:46] ---**
    There have been sightings in a remote area
    of Ecuana, South America.
**[01:52] ---**
    Apparently, the rare animal keena
**[01:53] ---**
    has got a pigeon head
    and a cat body.
**[01:57] ---**
    It was thought to be extinct a long time ago.
***SIGN***    RARE ANIMAL KEENA
**[02:00] ---**
    It's a conservation geek's dream.
**[02:04] ---**
    We must bet on the keena
    to save our poor TV station.
**[02:10] ---**
    Film it and settle the score
    for Banana Mesh Night.
**[02:15] ---**
    We'll make a TV show recording
    this spectacular feat!
**[02:22] ---**
    All right. Now go, go.
**[02:26] ---**
    We'll find it at any cost.
**[02:28] ---**
    You like rare animals, don't you?
**[02:31] ---**
    Can I go home first?
**[02:33] ---**
    Need to get ready.
**[02:34] ---**
    We're going now.
**[02:35] ---**
    Just the three of us?
**[02:36] ---**
    Yeah.
**[02:37] ---**
    Huh?!
**[02:39] ---**
    How about this thong?
**[02:41] ---**
    Give it to me.
**[02:44] ---**
    Put it on.
**[02:46] ---**
    Excuse me?
**[02:48] ---**
    *So, this is how we went to Ecuana
    in order to avenge Banana Mesh Night.*