E4 - THE ARRIVAL! ENTER SOUTH AMERICA'S JUNGLE KING

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #4 THE ARRIVAL! ENTER SOUTH AMERICA'S JUNGLE KING
[00:17] ---
    We can't shoot with that anaconda
    wrapped around the chief's neck.
[00:21] ---
    Yeah.
[00:22] ---
    Don't you know anyone
    who can take snakes off people?
[00:25] ---
    There's one TV zoologist
    I met before.
[00:32] ---
    Well, he's got an anaconda
    wrapped tight around his neck.
[00:37] ---
    That's a bit tricky.
    They're very powerful.
[00:41] ---
    It happened to you as well, right?
    What did you do then?
[00:47] ---
    Anacondas squeeze tighter
    if you try to pull them off.
[00:53] ---
    You mustn't try to pull it off.
[00:54] ---
    It's important to relax
    all muscles in your body.
[00:58] ---
    Relax all muscles.
[00:59] ---
    It made me sick when it bit me.
[01:02] ---
    Right.
[01:03] ---
    " Ow. It hurts."
[01:06] ---
    " Let me go." I said.
[01:08] ---
    What? What?
[01:10] ---
    He said he doesn't wanna die
    in South America.
[01:12] ---
    Huh?
[01:13] ---
    How can we free him?
[01:15] ---
    You're in South America?
[01:17] ---
    Yes.
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    It's full of pretty women there.
    I'd love to go.
[01:23] ---
    I guess you're right.
[01:24] ---
    The young ones
    have nice firm bums.
[01:26] ---
    I guess that grabbed
    your attention too.
[01:30] ---
    If you go to Copacabana Beach,
[01:34] ---
    it's full of beauties in bikini.
[01:36] ---
    Really?
[01:37] ---
    There's so many
    cute girls at the beach.
[01:42] ---
    Walking around.
[01:44] ---
    What's he talking about?
[01:45] ---
    Many have got blonde hair, and
    when the sunlight hits their hair,
[01:49] ---
    it glows like a halo.
[01:52] ---
    It looks unreal.
    It's so cool.
[01:57] ---
    He's a pervert.
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    They've got white skin
    and big round eyes.
[02:03] ---
    You see so many bums,
    but you never tire of watching.
[02:08] ---
    Er... could you tell us how to free him?
[02:12] ---
    What should we do now?
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    Anacondas have scales.
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    Scales?
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    They don't like it
    if you stroke them the wrong way.
[02:21] ---
    Stroke it the wrong way.
[02:22] ---
    Really? It's hard to believe.
[02:24] ---
    Stroke it the wrong way...
[02:26] ---
    It let go!
[02:27] ---
    It let go.
[02:29] ---
    Amazing!
[02:30] ---
    It took you ages!
[02:33] ---
    The scales trick worked.
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    We took the snake off!
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    Good for you.
    
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    But...
[02:39] ---
    You spent too much time
    talking about girls!
[02:42] ---
    You like pretty women too much.
[02:45] ---
    Introduce 2 or 3 to me!
[02:47] ---
    That's difficult.
    Even though there's many of them.
[02:51] ---
    But it sounds like fun,
    so I will.
[02:55] ---
    Thank you so much.