E12 - Out of Control! The Subterranean Railway

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Out of Control! The Subterranean Railway
[00:17] 7oka
    We had no idea all along
[00:20] 7oka
    that beneath the long, arduous path
    that led to the buried treasure,
[00:25] 7oka
    there was a tunnel dug for messengers.
[00:32] 7oka
    I wish we'd known about this sooner.
[00:35] 7oka
    It's so much easier!
[00:37] 7yama
    I'm kinda ticked about it.
    Let's just move this thing.
[00:39] 7oka
    You're right. Let's find that
    buried treasure already!
[00:42] 7oka
    Heave-ho, heave-ho, heave-ho!
[00:43] 7yama
    Heave-ho...
[00:44] 7oka
    Too slow, Nanayama!
[00:46] 7oka
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[00:47] 7yama
    You're going a little too fast.
    Could you slow down a—
[00:48] 7oka
    Quit slacking!
[00:50] 7yama
    I'm not slacking.
[00:51] 7oka
    You're always slacking off, man.
[00:53] 7yama
    Uh, look ahead.
[00:55] 7yama
    The track's about to get a little wild.
[01:01] 7oka
    Uh, never mind. Let's head back.
[01:04] 7yama
    We can't, we're on a decline. It's too late.
[01:06] 7oka
    Pump that thing! Come on!
[01:08] 7yama
    It won't help. It's even getting steeper!
[01:09] 7oka
    Come on! We need to go back!
[01:11] 7yama
    We're gaining speed!
[01:12] 7oka
    Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
[01:17] Trio
    Make it stop!
[01:19] Trio
    Wow!
[01:24] Trio
    Hey, I think it took our picture.
[01:28] 7oka
    I'm gonna hurl...
[01:29] 7yama
    Please don't! It's gonna fly right to me!
[01:31] 7mori
    I think I am, too...
[01:32] 7yama
    Seriously, please don't!
    I'm gonna catch all of it!
[01:36] 7mori
    Captain, look, up ahead!
[01:38] 7mori
    The rails stop at the edge!
[01:40] 7oka
    Just like in the movies!
[01:42] 7yama
    What movie is that?
[01:43] 7yama
    Seriously, which movie? Tell me, quick!
[01:46] 7oka
    We're gonna have to go as fast
    as we can and try to jump it!
[01:48] 7yama
    But seriously, which movie?
     Which one do you mean?
[01:51] 7yama
    It's bothering me now!
    You gotta tell me!
[01:53] 7yama
    Before it's too late! Before it's too late!
[01:55] 7oka
    It was Indi... Indi—
[01:58] 7yama
    E.T.?
[01:58] 7oka
    Indiana Jones!
[02:00] 7yama
    Did you say E.T.?
[02:00] 7oka
    No, Indiana Jones.
[02:01] 7yama
    Oh, Indiana Jones.
[02:02] 7yama
    I thought that was the one with the boulder.
[02:04] 7mori
    There was a mine cart, too.
[02:05] 7yama
    Oh, there was?
[02:07] 7yama
    I had no idea.
[02:12] 7oka
    That was close...
[02:13] 7mori
    I guess there are rails down here, too.
[02:15] 7oka
    I can't believe it. It's a miracle.
[02:18] 7oka
    I guess they do happen.
[02:19] 7oka
    Wait, what is that?!
[02:21] 7oka
    It's a subway train!
[02:22] 7yama
    Since we're so deep,
    I bet it's the Nanboku line.
[02:24] 7oka
    Forget that, just pump it!
    Quick, pump it, pump it!
[02:25] 7oka
    Oh, right!
[02:26] 7yama
    It's getting closer!
[02:29] 7oka
    Hup! Hup! Hup!
[02:30] 7yama
    Go! Go! Go!
SIGN    Express
[02:34] 7oka
    Where the heck are we?!
SIGN    Giroppon 1-Chome
SIGN    Giroppon 1-Chome
[02:44] Trio
    Boss!
[02:44] Trio
    Hey, boss!
[02:46] Trio
    Boss!
[02:46] Trio
    We're here! Over here!
[02:48] Trio
    Look over here!
[02:49] Trio
    Pull us over the white line!
[02:51] Trio
    Boss!
[02:52] Trio
    Pull us over the white line!
[02:54] Trio
    Boss!
[02:55] Trio
    Pull us over the white line!
[02:56] Trio
    We're over here!