E11 - Arrival! A Rampaging Giant Lifeform

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    # 11 Arrival! A Rampaging Giant Lifeform
[00:16] Sign
    Giant Octopus Caught on Camera: the Kraken!
[00:22] 7oka
    We are TV Nanana's expedition crew!
[00:24] 7oka
    And at long last, we've tracked down
    the legendary creature of the deep!
[00:28] 7oka
    That...
[00:29] 7oka
    is the giant octopus known as the Kraken!
[00:32] Pirate
    I don't wanna die!
[00:33] 7oka
    Hold on, cut, cut!
[00:34] Pirate
    Mommy!
[00:36] 7oka
    Stay out of the shot!
[00:37] 7oka
    Get it rolling.
[00:39] 7oka
    Okay, here we go!
[00:41] 7oka
    That is the giant octopus—
[00:43] Boss
    What in blue blazes is that abomination?!
[00:45] 7oka
    Hey!
[00:46] 7oka
    You're messing up the shot! Could you move?!
[00:49] 7oka
    We're filming here. You need to back off.
[00:51] 7mori
    Ow, ow, ow...
[00:53] 7mori
    Captain, I can't move.
[00:55] 7oka
    Come on, guys, don't bunch up like this!
[00:57] 7oka
    We're chasing the ratings triple
    crown here! Just let us shoot!
[01:01] 7oka
    Wait, aren't these guys struggling 7Tubers?
[01:03] Sign
    7Tuber
[01:03] Sign
    Pirate Boss
[01:05] 7oka
    Hey, listen up, people!
[01:07] 7oka
    Did you know that giant octopus
    is supposed to be super rare?!
[01:11] 7oka
    So instead of bunching up like this,
    you should try and get closer!
[01:15] 7oka
    I bet if you can upload a video of it,
    it'll generate so much buzz
[01:19] 7oka
    that you'll be inducted into
    the ranks of the top 7Tubers!
[01:19] Sign
    Pirate Boss
[01:24] Pirates
    A top 7Tuber...
[01:28] Pirates
    Kraken! Look this way!
[01:31] Pirates
    Wow! It touched my leg!
[01:33] Pirates
    It caught me!
[01:35] Pirates
    Catch me, too!
[01:37] 7yama
    That's ambition for you.
[01:39] 7oka
    Some people will do anything for views.
[01:43] 7oka
    Okay, if we can get this footage, it'll mean
    the ratings triple crown for TV Nanana!
[01:47] 7oka
    Get that camera rolling!
[01:49] Sign
    Giant Octopus Caught on Camera: the Kraken!
[01:50] 7oka
    We are TV Nanana's expedition crew!
[01:52] 7oka
    And that...
[01:53] 7oka
    is the giant octopus known as the Kraken!
[01:57] 7oka
    We're gonna get the ratings
    triple crown! We've done it!
[02:01] 7oka
    Wait...
[02:02] 7oka
    That's not an octopus. It's a squid.
[02:05] Sign
    Squid
[02:06] Captain
    Oh, that ain't the Kraken.
    That's just one of them giant squids.
[02:10] 7oka
    Giant squid?
[02:12] Captain
    I reckon it was drawn to the boat's
    special lights for squid fishing!
[02:16] Captain
    I ain't seen one this big in a while!
[02:21] Boss
    Wait, this is a squid?!
[02:23] 7oka
    What the hell?!
[02:25] 7oka
    Everybody's seen the reruns of the giant
    squid on public broadcasting already!
[02:28] 7oka
    This won't get us ratings!
[02:30] 7oka
    Sorry, Mr. Pirate. This thing
    isn't actually the Kraken.
[02:33] Boss
    Wait, what about my views?!
[02:36] 7oka
    I wouldn't get my hopes up.
[02:41] Boss
    And I thought I'd finally be able
    to make my living off of 7Tube...
[02:44] Boss
    I was gonna call myself the the pirate king,
    or "pirakin" for short!
[02:48] 7oka
    It seems our journey to find
    the Kraken will continue.
[02:51] 7oka
    Aren't 7Tubers super popular anyway?
[02:55] 7yama
    Seems really hard to get
    anywhere doing it, though.