E5 - Defend With Your Lives! The Mini Golden Time Slot

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    # 5 Defend With Your Lives! The Mini Golden Time Slot
[00:16] 7oka
    Having blissed out in the sauna,
[00:18] 7oka
    we then sought our escape from
    the inside of the whale.
[00:22] 7oka
    Hey, there it is!
[00:24] 7oka
    That must be the blowhole!
[00:26] 7oka
    We'll do it old-school and ride out
    when the whale shoots its water spout.
[00:30] 7oka
    All right!
SIGN    Pepper
[00:32] 7oka
    There you go! Have some of that!
[00:34] 7oka
    Come on, come on!
[00:35] 7oka
    Got one huge sneeze coming right up!
[00:40] 7oka
    You guys aren't the ones who
    are supposed to sneeze...
[00:44] 7mori
    Captain, send it up there, please. Up there!
[00:47] 7mori
    Oh, no! The pepper got into the engine,
    and now the boat won't move.
[00:51] 7mori
    If we don't do something,
    we're gonna be digested,
[00:53] ---
    Lungs
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    Stomach
[00:53] ---
    Anus
[00:54] 7mori
    and we'll be exiting through the anus.
[00:56] 7oka
    If we go out through the anus,
[00:56] ---
    Stomach
[00:56] ---
    Anus
[00:57] 7oka
    wouldn't that make us whale... y'know? Damn!
[01:02] 7yama
    If that happens, I don't know if they'll
    want to air this during dinnertime.
[01:07] 7mori
    And after we landed a time
    slot in Golden Time...
[01:10] 7mori
    It'd be such a shame if
    we got taken off the air.
[01:13] 7oka
    Come on, come on, come on, come on!
[01:15] 7yama
    What's he doing now?
[01:18] 7mori
    Oh, that's Löyly from the sauna!
SIGN    Löyly
[01:20] 7mori
    He's trying to move the air
    to send the pepper flying!
[01:23] 7yama
    Oh, so that's it.
[01:25] 7oka
    I don't care if we're
    only on for five minutes!
[01:27] 7oka
    We got this slot during Golden Time,
    and I'm going to defend it!
[01:31] 7oka
    Golden Time! Golden Time!
    No one's taking our spot!
[01:36] 7yama
    The pepper's starting to drift upwards!
[01:38] 7oka
    How's that?! That's Nanalöyly—
    the Nanaoka method of heat dispersion!
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
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    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:43] 7oka
    Pepper, rise high!
[01:46] 7mori
    Captain, spin it faster. Get the air going.
[01:48] 7yama
    Come on, Captain,
    swing that thing! Get it going!
[01:49] 7oka
    Come on, come on, come on, come on!
[01:52] 7yama
    That's nowhere near enough air.
[01:54] 7oka
    Look, I'm working on it!
[01:55] 7yama
    Still not looking good.
[01:55] 7oka
    Up we go, come on, come on, come on!
[01:57] 7yama
    That's not gonna get the pepper high enough.
[01:59] 7oka
    Here we go, here we go,
    here we go, here we go!
[02:00] 7yama
    Damn, man, you suck. That's way too slow.
[02:03] 7oka
    Hey, shut up! No one asked you, Nanayama!
[02:06] 7yama
    This is why you never get promoted.
[02:08] 7oka
    All right, I've had enough of you.
[02:09] 7oka
    Gimme your peel, then.
    I'm gonna start up a Double Löyly.
[02:14] 7oka
    Round and round and round!
[02:17] 7oka
    Go, go, pepper, fly!
[02:20] 7yama
    Gently, please.
    You're gonna rip it otherwise.
[02:26] 7yama
    Hey, we're out.
[02:29] 7oka
    Hell yeah! My Double Löyly did the trick!
[02:32] 7oka
    We've successfully defended
    our time slot in Golden Time!
[02:35] 7mori
    That's a relief!
[02:37] 7oka
    And no one is ever taking this spot over!
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:41] 7oka
    Let's do it!
[02:42] 7oka
    Ready and...
[02:42] 7yama
    Here we go.
[02:42] 7mori
    All righty...
[02:44] 7oka
    Budget or not, we'll manage!
[02:44] 7mori
    Budget... or not? We'll... manage?
[02:44] 7yama
    Budget or not... we'll manage.
[02:48] 7oka
    Four, five, six—
[02:48] 7yama
    Four, five, six—
[02:48] 7mori
    Four... five... six—
[02:55] 7yama
    Good work today.