E21 - EMERGENCY! DRAINING THE LAKE

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #21 EMERGENCY! DRAINING THE LAKE
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    As you can see,
    we're draining the lake.
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    When all the water's gone,
    will the keena appear here?
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    There are two people in the
    background. Let's do a retake.
[00:32] ---
    You two again? Go away.
    You're in frame.
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    Listen for a minute.
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    What do you want?
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    You know, I'm higher ranking
    than the keena.
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    I don't care.
[00:44] ---
    You'll get good ratings.
[00:46] ---
    Even more than
    the "Agony of Doha".
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    Maybe not, but surely more
    than the movie "Emmanuelle".
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    Shut up! Get lost!
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    Don't flush me away
    like I was a bug or something.
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    I'm rarer than the keena!
    Hey!
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    They're hopelessly
    untelegenic, those two.
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    Chief, we drained all the water.
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    Good. Let's go down.
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    It's all muddy.
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    Chief!
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    What? Did you find some clues?
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    Look! I found this huge
    snapping turtle.
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    I found a snakehead
    and an alligator gar.
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    They live here?
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    That's amazing.
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    We're not that kind of show.
    Put them back.
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    We're looking for the keena,
    and nothing else.
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    OK.
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    It's such a shame.
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    Wait a minute.
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    That's gotta be it.
    It is, right? Right?
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    In the savannah freed from
    the water... it finally appeared.
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    Cat body and pigeon head.
    There it is. For real.
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    The legendary creature
    we've been searching for all along.
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    The rare animal...
SIGN    FINALLY!
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    The rare animal...
SIGN    THE LEGENDARY RARE ANIMAL
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    The rare animal...
SIGN    IS HERE!
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    The rare animal... keena!
SIGN    RARE ANIMAL KEENA
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    Hey! You're in frame again!
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    Huh? It's not a rehearsal?
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    Shut up! We never rehearse.
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    Oh, really? Actually, you don't
    have to do a scoop about me.
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    We can be minor guests
    and the keena'll be the star.
[02:38] ---
    I hate amateurs like these.
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    Please, at least
    let us do the warm-up.
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    They know nothing about TV
    but dare talk about ratings, warm-up, etc.
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    No travel expenses.
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    People like you
    shouldn't watch TV!
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    But you're filming now,
    aren't you?
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    They're really untelegenic.
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    Are you filming?