# E3 - START! SEARCHING FOR THE RARE BEAST Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQWEXD1Y/start-searching-for-the-rare-beast)
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**[00:05] ---**
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN***    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN***    #3 START! SEARCHING FOR THE RARE BEAST
***SIGN***    PURSUING THE KEENA!
**[00:17] ---**
*    TV Nanana's keena coverage*
*    has finally started.*
**[00:22] ---**
    Look at that!
**[00:25] ---**
    Keena's scratch marks!
**[00:28] ---**
    Keena's feathers!
**[00:32] ---**
    Keena's feces!
**[00:33] ---**
*    Chief Nanaoka keeps finding*
*    more and more clues.*
**[00:38] ---**
    Where's the keena?
**[00:42] ---**
*    There's no doubt*
*    it's in this jungle.*
**[00:46] ---**
*    The search is going well,*
*    but...*
**[00:49] ---**
*    Don't forget that there's always*
*    danger hidden in the jungle.*
**[00:54] ---**
    Whoa! Whoa!
**[00:54] ---**
    *A sudden huge rockfall.*
**[00:58] ---**
    Hold onto this!
**[00:59] ---**
    *Bottomless swamps.*
**[01:02] ---**
    *Scorpions on your legs!*
**[01:04] ---**
    *Poisonous snakes on your body!*
**[01:07] ---**
*    Huge anacondas*
*    wrapped around your neck!*
**[01:10] ---**
*    The jungle keeps testing*
*    our TV crew.*
**[01:16] ---**
    I'm choking! Help! Help!
**[01:19] ---**
    This won't stop me!
    I'll never give up!
**[01:23] ---**
    Even with an anaconda
    wrapped around my neck...
**[01:27] ---**
    I'm still burning!
**[01:30] ---**
    Cut.
**[01:31] ---**
    Your acting's too
    over the top, Chief.
**[01:35] ---**
    Why?
**[01:35] ---**
    It looks fake.
**[01:38] ---**
    What?
***SIGN***    YOU'RE OVERACTING
**[01:41] ---**
    The look at the camera
    is unneeded.
**[01:44] ---**
    Be more natural.
**[01:47] ---**
    Look, you gotta go over the top
    in an expedition like this.
**[01:50] ---**
    It's more exciting.
**[01:51] ---**
    We can't hire any celebrity,
**[01:54] ---**
    so we've got to put all
    our passion into this.
**[01:56] ---**
    We must bring the thrill
    to the audience!
**[01:59] ---**
    The look at the camera
    is unneeded.
**[02:01] ---**
    What's your concept of "reality"?
**[02:03] ---**
    The more you talk,
    the faker it sounds.
**[02:06] ---**
    It's better if you shut up.
**[02:09] ---**
    Right. Let's go with that.
**[02:11] ---**
    That's weird!
***SIGN***    THE SILENT CHIEF
**[02:12] ---**
    Who's gonna watch a show about
    a guy wandering around saying nothing?
**[02:17] ---**
    I'll talk!
**[02:18] ---**
    Please don't.
**[02:19] ---**
    Really, don't. Keep quiet.
**[02:21] ---**
    I'll talk.
**[02:23] ---**
    I'll talk.
**[02:24] ---**
    Please don't. Just shut up.
**[02:25] ---**
    I'm confident in my power of speech.
**[02:31] ---**
    What's wrong?
**[02:35] ---**
    That's so realistic!
    Very good.
**[02:37] ---**
    See? It got much better
    as soon as you stopped talking.
**[02:41] ---**
    Nice sense of urgency.
    It looks like you're really choking.
**[02:46] ---**
    Amazing.
**[02:47] ---**
    So real!
**[02:48] ---**
    Super real. Nice!
**[02:50] ---**
    It looks like you're really choking.
    Doesn't look like acting.
**[02:55] ---**
    Nice.