# E4 - Obsession! The Actor Who Didn't Know When to Stop Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYME55956/obsession-the-actor-who-didnt-know-when-to-stop)
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***SIGN***    Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN***    The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN***    #4 Obsession! The Actor Who Didn't Know When to Stop
**[00:16] 7oka**
*    As we were filming our search for*
*    the Banagawa buried treasure,*
**[00:19] 7oka**
    *we encountered the actor Shichizaka Koji.*
***SIGN***    Actor
    Shichisaka Koji
**[00:22] 7saka**
    You boys can't just barge in
    here without permission.
**[00:24] 7saka**
    What station are you from, anyway?
**[00:26] 7oka**
    TV Nanana, sir.
**[00:27] 7saka**
    Wow, talk about the minor leagues.
**[00:32] 7saka**
    Well, just don't get in the way of my dig.
**[00:34] 7oka**
    I had no idea you were still looking
    for the treasure down here.
**[00:38] 7saka**
    I bet you didn't!
    It's been thirty years, after all.
**[00:41] 7oka**
    Thirty years?!
**[00:43] 7oka**
    How much have you managed
    to dig in all that time?
**[00:45] 7saka**
    Enough to amount to half the
    volume of the Tokyo Dome, I'd say.
**[00:46] Crew**
    Really?
**[00:47] Crew**
    That much?!
**[00:47] 7saka**
    Well, it's a big mountain, y'know!
**[00:49] 7saka**
    And I didn't find any gold,
    but I did find a little hot spring.
**[00:52] 7oka**
    A hot spring, really?!
**[00:53] 7saka**
    Just a little one, really.
**[00:54] Crew**
    Wow...
**[00:55] 7oka**
    I guess I've always had what you
    might call an addictive personality.
**[01:00] 7oka**
    Even after the show was canceled,
**[01:02] 7oka**
    I found myself still at it
    down here with my partner.
**[01:06] 7oka**
    He used to come out here
    just about every day, too.
**[01:10] 7oka**
    But lately things at his
    company have been picking up,
**[01:13] 7oka**
    so he's been too busy to come by,
**[01:14] 7oka**
    even though he was the one
    most excited about the dig!
**[01:17] 7oka**
    It's a real shame.
**[01:20] 7oka**
    Not that it matters,
    because I've learned...
***SIGN***    Burial
    Records
**[01:24] 7oka**
    that up ahead, there's a secret door
    that leads to the buried treasure.
**[01:28] 7oka**
    That's awesome!
**[01:30] 7saka**
    That's the culmination
    of thirty years of effort!
**[01:33] 7saka**
    And when I find it, I get
    to keep it all for myself!
**[01:36] 7saka**
    That's 3,600,000 ryo worth of gold, all for me!
**[01:39] 7saka**
    Kind of a greedy guy, aren't you?
**[01:41] 7saka**
    That's not sanitary.
**[01:42] 7yama**
    I wish I hadn't seen that.
**[01:43] 7saka**
    That's gonna be some sweet cash...
**[01:46] 7saka**
    What're you doing?
**[01:48] 7oka**
    Well, let's find it quick,
    and we can split it 50/50!
**[01:50] 7saka**
    What are you talking about? You trying
    to capitalize on the tunnels that I dug?
**[01:53] 7saka**
    Your station really must be cheap.
    Just get out of here already!
**[01:56] 7saka**
    Come on, get a move on. You're in the way.
**[01:56] 7oka**
    No, no, no, no! No way!
**[01:58] 7saka**
    Buzz off! I don't need help from
    some no-budget TV network.
**[02:02] 7oka**
    Okay, how about a 80/20 split, then?
**[02:03] 7saka**
    I said no! Now get lost! Go away!
**[02:04] 7oka**
    90/10, then! 90/10!
**[02:05] 7saka**
    Even that's too much.
**[02:07] 7saka**
    Nope.
**[02:07] 7oka**
    100/0, then! How about that?
**[02:07] 7mori**
    Chief! I found that secret door!
**[02:11] Both**
    No way!
**[02:12] 7saka**
    Seriously?
**[02:14] 7saka**
    It's real!
**[02:15] 7yama**
    Well, I was just poking
    around, and there it was.
**[02:17] 7saka**
    Poking?!
**[02:18] 7yama**
    Yeah, I just blew away some
    dirt, and it was underneath.
**[02:20] 7saka**
    Blew?!
**[02:21] 7oka**
    Shichisaka-san, how did you miss that?!
**[02:23] 7saka**
    I mean, who would think...
**[02:25] 7oka**
    Look how easy it was to find!
**[02:27] 7saka**
    What in the hell were those bakufu
    people thinking?! Damn it all!
**[02:33] N**
*    And so, we discovered the secret door*
*    leading to the buried treasure.*
**[02:38] 7saka**
    So, hey! Let's find it together
    and split it 50/50, okay?
**[02:41] 7saka**
    Come on, pretty please?
**[02:42] 7oka**
    Get over it already, would you?!
**[02:43] 7saka**
    Look, I've been doing this
    for thirty years, y'know!
**[02:46] 7oka**
    No means no!
**[02:46] 7saka**
    What about a 60/40 split?
**[02:47] 7oka**
    Not happening.
**[02:48] 7saka**
    No? What about 80/80?
**[02:49] 7saka**
    I'm offering 80/80—
**[02:50] 7oka**
    What does that even mean?
**[02:51] 7oka**
    How does an 80/80 split
    work? That's not math!
**[02:52] 7saka**
    90/90, then.
**[02:53] 7oka**
    We're not doing 90/90, either.
**[02:55] 7saka**
    100/100!
**[02:56] 7oka**
    You get nothing, okay? Sheesh.