# E19 - LUCKY! PRICE ASSESSMENT

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRW4JP7QY/lucky-price-assessment)<br>
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**[00:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We are Wacky TV Nanana!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wacky TV "Nanana"!
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;#19 LUCKY! PRICE ASSESSMENT
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;KEENA MASTER
<br>**[00:16] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We interviewed the Keena Master*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and found out where to find the keena.*<br>**[00:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the savannah down there.<br>**[00:23] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, to go there we must go through*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an anti-government rebel checkpoint.*<br>**[00:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Show me proof of clearance.<br>**[00:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've got nothing like that.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't know.<br>**[00:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chief, there's no other way<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to get to the savannah.<br>**[00:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Leave it to me.<br>**[00:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bribe... Bribe...<br>**[00:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bribe. Bribe. Bribe.<br>**[00:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this?<br>**[00:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One, ten, a hundred...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;$8.77
<br>**[00:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not enough.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't you have anything else?<br>**[01:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[01:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about this? A luxury Swiss watch!<br>**[01:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a present from the boss.<br>**[01:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's gotta be valuable!<br>**[01:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One, ten...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;$70
<br>**[01:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[01:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me everything you have!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anything. Quick!<br>**[01:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That orange peel too.<br>**[01:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Even this?<br>**[01:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The shogi knight too.<br>**[01:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The rook too.<br>**[01:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the knight is too important.<br>**[01:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up and put everything in here.<br>**[01:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please! Get a good price!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;¢6
<br>**[01:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nanayama, you bastard!<br>**[01:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why blaming me?<br>**[01:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What shall we do?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's only the video camera left.<br>**[01:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can't shoot without it.<br>**[01:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never give up until the end!<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take your clothes off.<br>**[01:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here?!<br>**[01:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Move it! Strip Down!<br>**[01:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm too shy.<br>**[01:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The rebel's waiting.<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, my. Strip down?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All my clothes?<br>**[01:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's never gonna work.<br>**[01:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pray!<br>**[01:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Found another knight.<br>**[02:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please! I beg you!<br>**[02:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please! Please!<br>**[02:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'll never work.<br>**[02:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please! Get a good price!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;$6,262,300
<br>**[02:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We made it!<br>**[02:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No way.<br>**[02:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These clothes?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't be.<br>**[02:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure it's because of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the exquisite weathered effect.<br>**[02:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! No! The evaluation's not<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for those clothes, but for this.<br>**[02:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Banana Mesh Night's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Special See-through Thong!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BANANA MESH NIGHT'S SPECIAL SEE-THROUGH THONG
<br>**[02:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was inside my pocket.<br>**[02:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Banana Mesh Night is the most<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;popular TV show here in Ecuana too.<br>**[02:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All the boys grow up to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;healthy adults thanks to it.<br>**[02:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This thong's a super-rare treasure.<br>**[02:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give it to me.<br>**[02:44] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks to the thong, we managed*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to get through the checkpoint.*<br>**[02:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My dear patron.<br>**[02:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great job.<br>