# E14 - CHEAP! SOUTH AMERICAN TRANSPORT Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR0X08N9Y/cheap-south-american-transport)
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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN***    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN***    #14 CHEAP! SOUTH AMERICAN TRANSPORT
**[00:17] ---**
*    Our TV crew has found some new info*
*    on the keena at the karaoke bar.*
**[00:22] ---**
    There's an old man called
    the Keena Master.
**[00:24] ---**
    He knows everything about the keena.
    You should go and meet him.
**[00:28] ---**
    TV crews from around the world
    are pursuing the keena now.
**[00:32] ---**
    You'd better act fast.
**[00:34] ---**
    Just take the little straight road
    and cross the mountain. That's it.
**[00:39] ---**
    Gracias. Let's go right now!
**[00:41] ---**
    Let's go.
**[00:41] ---**
    The straight road.
**[00:43] ---**
    Sounds close.
**[00:43] ---**
    Must be.
**[00:47] ---**
    "The little straight road", huh?
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    *We gave up on walking,*
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*    and negotiated transport*
*    with a hostess at the bar.*
***SIGN***    HOSTESS NANITA
**[00:56] ---**
    My name Nanita.
**[00:59] ---**
    Got 5 kids. Low pay.
**[01:02] ---**
    Other job taxi driver.
    Got problem?
**[01:05] ---**
    She's kinda scary.
**[01:07] ---**
    Is that it?
**[01:08] ---**
    It's our karaoke tips.
**[01:10] ---**
    Not enough?
**[01:13] ---**
    That's gross.
**[01:16] ---**
    Follow me.
**[01:17] ---**
    Thank you.
**[01:22] ---**
    I be your driver.
**[01:25] ---**
    Transport and fuel included
    for this price.
**[01:28] ---**
    I appreciate it.
**[01:31] ---**
    I smell a rat.
    She looks anything but trustworthy.
**[01:35] ---**
    We could take the local bus
    if we don't have money.
**[01:38] ---**
    You're right.
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    Have you ever seen a TV crew
    using a local bus?
**[01:45] ---**
    That my car.
**[01:48] ---**
    Goes on any road!
**[01:50] ---**
    That's a good car.
**[01:52] ---**
    It's awesome. Really good.
**[01:53] ---**
    4WD.
**[01:55] ---**
    It's perfect for mountain roads.
    We'll be fine.
**[01:58] ---**
    We can cross the mountain.
**[01:59] ---**
    Yeah.
**[02:04] ---**
    Oh?
**[02:06] ---**
    It wasn't that car.
**[02:08] ---**
    Picked up old golf cart
    and fixed it.
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    So it free.
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    Electric. So fuel free.
**[02:16] ---**
    That why all included.
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    Can this thing cross the mountain?
**[02:22] ---**
    Got problem? Get off.
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    No problem, thank you.
**[02:26] ---**
    No complaining.
**[02:27] ---**
    Yes, Ma'am.
**[02:28] ---**
    If got no money,
    use your head to overcome.
**[02:32] ---**
    Yeah, I know that very well.
**[02:39] ---**
    This woman's scary.
**[02:42] ---**
    Nanita!
**[02:46] ---**
    What's this tremendous power?
**[02:51] ---**
    Can't move my head
    'cos of G-force.
**[02:54] ---**
    She isn't just a hostess.