# E7 - A Fixed Price! On-Demand Foreign TV Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR24V5506/a-fixed-price-on-demand-foreign-tv)
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***SIGN***    Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN***    The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] ---**
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN***    #7 A Fixed Price! On-Demand Foreign TV
**[00:17] 7yama**
    You really know where
    the buried treasure is?
***SIGN***    Nezuo
**[00:20] Mouse**
    Of course I do! It's right this way.
**[00:22] 7yama**
    Why are you riding me,
    anyway? Walk yourself.
**[00:25] Mouse**
    Nah. Hey, hit me with some
    more of that showbiz lingo.
**[00:29] 7yama**
    You're really into that stuff, huh?
**[00:30] Mouse**
    It must be so cool, though...
**[00:32] Mouse**
    I mean, you work at a TV station.
**[00:34] Mouse**
    That means you're probably friends
    with all kinds of celebrities, right?
**[00:38] 7yama**
    I definitely wouldn't go that far.
**[00:39] Mouse**
    So cool... So are celeb girls really cute?
**[00:42] 7yama**
    Well, sure, they are.
**[00:43] Mouse**
    What about the news ladies?
**[00:44] 7yama**
    Yeah, they're cute.
**[00:45] Mouse**
    They're cute, huh?
**[00:46] 7yama**
    I'm not really in a position
    to judge or anything...
**[00:48] Mouse**
    So cool!
**[00:50] 7yama**
    We're heading this way, right?
**[00:52] Mouse**
    Y'know, I heard something a while ago...
**[00:54] Mouse**
    They got these, like, v-vouchers?
**[00:56] Mouse**
    Like, you get these vouchers so
    you can ride in taxis for free?
**[00:59] 7yama**
    That was the old days. Not anymore.
    That's a thing of the past.
**[01:00] Mouse**
    Must be nice...
**[01:01] Mouse**
    Working in TV must be so awesome.
**[01:04] Mouse**
    Hey!
**[01:06] Mouse**
    Hang on a sec. I know her.
**[01:08] Mouse**
    Hey! Nezumi! Nezumi!
**[01:10] 7yama**
    Nezumi?
***SIGN***    Nezumi
**[01:11] Nezumi**
    Hey, Nezuo!
**[01:11] 7yama**
    Her name is literally just "mouse"?
**[01:14] Nezumi**
    Whatcha doing?
**[01:15] Nezuo**
    This dude works at a TV station!
**[01:17] Nezuo**
    He's in show business!
**[01:18] 7yama**
    Come on, man...
**[01:19] Mouse**
    Come hang out with me and the showbiz guy.
**[01:21] 7yama**
    Quit saying it like that!
**[01:21] Nezumi**
    No, thanks.
**[01:22] Mouse**
    Don't be shy!
**[01:23] Nezumi**
    Nah, it's fine. I'll pass.
**[01:24] Mouse**
    C'mon, why?
**[01:25] Nezumi**
    It's fine.
**[01:26] 7yama**
    Hey, she said it's fine.
**[01:27] Mouse**
    You don't meet a showbiz pro every day!
**[01:28] 7yama**
    She said she doesn't want to! It's fine!
**[01:30] Mouse**
    This dude works at a TV station!
**[01:31] 7yama**
    Don't bother her, and don't
    act like I'm not here!
**[01:33] Nezumi**
    But TV Nanana is terrestrial, right?
**[01:35] Nezumi**
    That's not really my thing.
**[01:38] 7yama**
    See, some people feel that way,
    so don't try and force it.
**[01:40] Nezumi**
    Anyway, I'm about to binge-watch
    a bunch of foreign TV all at once.
**[01:44] Nezumi**
    Wanna join me?
**[01:45] Nezumi**
    It's a fixed price, and on-demand!
**[01:48] Nezumi**
    I bet it'll be way more fun than hanging out
**[01:50] Nezumi**
    with the guy from the dirt-poor
    TV station. Come on!
**[01:54] Mouse**
    Wait, it's on-demand?
**[01:55] Nezumi**
    On-demand.
**[01:56] Mouse**
    And they have foreign TV?
**[01:56] 7yama**
    Look...
**[01:57] Nezumi**
    Yeah. It's all on there.
**[01:57] 7yama**
    Y'know...
**[01:58] Mouse**
    You serious?
**[01:59] Mouse**
    Are you serious?
**[01:59] 7yama**
    This might sound weird coming from me,
**[02:01] 7yama**
    but I wouldn't get involved
    with shallow girls, man.
**[02:05] 7yama**
    They're always getting swept
    up in the next big thing.
**[02:07] 7yama**
    There's a lot of them out there!
**[02:09] 7yama**
    The whole "Oh, I don't even
    watch regular TV anymore" type.
**[02:13] 7yama**
    They're like, "I'm enjoying my work so much,
**[02:15] 7yama**
    I don't even have time for guys!"
**[02:17] 7yama**
    More like they don't want you! Right?
**[02:19] 7yama**
    I know the type. They're nothing but trouble.
**[02:22] 7yama**
    Huh? What?
**[02:24] Mouse**
    I'm heading over to her
    place now, so... see ya!
**[02:28] 7yama**
    Wait, where's the buried treasure, though?
**[02:30] Mouse**
    The what?
**[02:31] 7yama**
    The wha... the buried treasure you said—
**[02:33] Nezumi**
    Come on, let's go.
**[02:34] 7yama**
    Hey, come on!
**[02:36] 7yama**
    What the hell, man?
**[02:38] 7yama**
    Get back here! I'll even
    get you some taxi vouchers!
**[02:41] 7yama**
    What's so good about foreign shows, anyway?
**[02:44] 7yama**
    They say it has all those seasons, but they
    just keep repeating the same material.
**[02:47] 7oka**
    Is he okay?
**[02:48] 7yama**
    Like, people constantly breaking out of prison,
**[02:50] 7oka**
    Let's pretend we didn't see anything.
**[02:50] 7yama**
    constantly running around all day and night,
**[02:52] 7yama**
    constantly escaping from zombies...
**[02:55] 7yama**
    Man, I know a lot about this stuff...