E6 - The Phantom Chef
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"Episode 6" "THE PHANTOM CHEF"
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I overslept!
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Thank you for the meal!
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Good morning, Rin.
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Why didn't you wake me up?
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Well, I tried three times,
but you wouldn't wake up.
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So I figured you were pretty wiped,
and let you sleep.
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I don't care how thoughtful you are,
try four times tomorrow!
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Time to eat.
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You're eating?
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I'm running a marathon third period.
I'll croak if I don't eat.
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Well, I'm gonna head out.
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Don't forget to put away your dishes
when you're done.
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What are you, my mom?
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Thanks for the meal!
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"BLUE EXORCIST"
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Each of us is born
and enjoys life
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Is it lucky to find a black box
in our brain, or not?
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So, we will go beyond
all the limit lines
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And let's go. Today is the day
when we should step forward
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You can't spend every day
just getting by- NO NO
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Stop and find out where the flow is.
Let's go without hesitation
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If you are restraining
your feelings
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for something
unreachable or limited,
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You're just the same
as those adults who tried
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to suppress you
without understanding.
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Even though it is an unattainable,
empty wish,
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no one can extinguish
the burning fire in your heart.
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Even if the black rain falling from the sky
continues to drench me
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I can change,
and I can do it by my own will
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This is "the pride"
that we all have in our own space...
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Don't put out the fire
in your heart yet
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We can keep going further, further
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"Student Store"
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Did I get here too late?
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This one's mine!
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Suguro!
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Hey, it's you, Okumura. Don't think we've
run into each other here before.
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Yo.
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When are you gonna let go?
Come on, hands off!
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Hey, this yakisoba bun
has my name on it!
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Listen, I grabbed it first!
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Now, now, Bon.
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You're acting like a child.
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Listen up, Konekomaru.
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It's said grudges over food
can last seven generations.
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We need to draw the line
here and now to avoid that!
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What, your name's Konekomaru?
Pretty unusual, huh?
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Hey, I'm talking to you!
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I'm too late.
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Yukio!
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Um, and you are...
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We're first-years in the Special Advanced Class
with you... I'm Kashino!
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--Nishiwaki!
--Omoto!
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Wh-What can I do for you?
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Well!
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We thought this might happen...
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...so we made lunch
just for you!
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Please have this!
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Hey, mine first!
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--What are you talking
about? Mine first!
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--Um...
--What are you talking
about? Mine first!
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Yukio would never eat the
food that you made!
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What's going on over there?
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--Our young teacher's
pretty popular.
--What's your problem?
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--Our young teacher's
pretty popular.
--What did you say?
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In stark contrast
to his brother.
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What's that supposed to
mean, Konekomaru!
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Hey... when did you
become so close?
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Rin!
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I just remembered, I'm supposed
to have lunch with my brother today.
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Please excuse me, ladies!
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--Yukio!
--Come with me!
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What was that all about?
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Thanks to you...
I'm saved, Rin...
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Didn't those girls make lunch
especially for you?
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Why couldn't you just eat them?
What a waste!
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I couldn't eat three meals at once,
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and if I chose one,
I would upset the others.
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Wow, check out this spread!
A cafeteria with lobster on the menu!
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Are you listening, Rin?
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This is mind-blowing! French, Chinese,
Italian... They've got everything!
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Well, True Cross Academy is
a school for the privileged.
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So I guess this means
I'm high class now.
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You buy your meal ticket at the
vending machine over here first.
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What should I have?
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Huh?!
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What the hell? Tell me
these prices have an extra zero!
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I just told you.
This is a rich kids' school.
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Dammit. You high-class snobs!
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Calm down, Rin! The cheapest one
is A Lunch at 1800 yen. (approx. $18)
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I'll pay for you!
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Lower the prices in the
student cafeteria?
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I'm afraid that won't
be possible.
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To provide first-rate cuisine,
we purchase first-rate ingredients
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and hire first-rate chefs,
you see.
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Well, the student cafeteria doesn't
need to be first-rate, does it?
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Dining is culture. One's life is enriched
by experiencing first-rate cuisine.
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Ah...
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That coming from someone
eating cup noodle.
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Then at least give us an allowance!
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Oh, my... Rather unlike me to
completely forget such a detail.
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After all, even the son of Satan
needs something to live on, no?
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Whoa! A 2,000-yen bill!
(approx. $20)
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A phantom bill whose existence
is said to be an urban legend.
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Great, I can buy 10
yakisoba buns with this!
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Oh, before I forget... You will be paid
every month on the 10th, alright?
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Huh?
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Every month?
This is for the whole month?
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Correct.
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We can't live on this, dumbass!
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What's this, displeasure?
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Very well, how about an obsolete
100-yen bill? (approx. $1)
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Taisuke Itagaki's image on it
is my current favorite...
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Like I care who your freakin'
personal faves are!
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Calm down, Rin!
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Remember what Dad used to say.
"Man shall not live by bread alone."
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Well, lectures don't exactly
fill you up, you know.
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Listen, are you cool with this?
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Are you satisfied with a lame
allowance of 2,000 yen?
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Well, I have my job
as an instructor,
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and I get paid pretty well
as an exorcist, too...
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You traitor!
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Wait. There's one way for you
not to starve to death.
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"SMILEY SUPERMARKET"
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"SMILEY SUPERMARKET"
Do my own cooking?
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I'll give you the money for groceries.
You'll make lunch for both of us.
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That way, I can save money,
and you won't have to worry about lunch.
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Besides, cooking is the
one thing you do well.
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More importantly, they say girls
like guys who can cook.
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For real?
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That means it's my
time to shine!
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Rin will probably get up earlier
if he has to make lunch,
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and if I'm offered lunch like today,
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I can politely turn them down...
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I just have to say,
"Sorry, I've got my own lunch!"
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That's killing two birds with one stone...
no, it's four birds!
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But where can I cook?
There's no kitchen in our dorm room.
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You can use the main kitchen.
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It's always been just you and me
in that dorm anyway.
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Hey, you don't need to start
this late at night, you know.
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You should prepare lunch
the night before and freeze it.
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Next morning, you bring it
to school frozen,
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and it will thaw to just the
right temperature by noon.
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Just a little housewife's tip,
should I say?
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I see...
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I'd be glad if you spent the same
amount of energy on your studies.
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Shut up, will you?
Just piss off and go to bed!
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Yes, sir. Good night.
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This should do it.
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Was that a mouse?
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Oh, jeez, it's really late.
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You four-eyed mole-face!
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Who're you calling a
four-eyed mole-face?
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Shut up! I don't care
how hungry you were,
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there are some things that
you shouldn't ever do!
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Huh?
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Don't play dumb!
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The food that I cooked
for our lunch...
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...you ate it all, didn't you?
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I'd never do such a thing
and you know it!
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Then tell me, who did? It's just the
two of us in this dorm, remember?
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Just the two of us?
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No, it's not...
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Everyday, whenever it
was time to eat,
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there was always food
for both of us!
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Which we always ate
without a second thought...
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So who was it that
cooked those meals?
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Someone's there!
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Someone...?
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Who?
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Good morning, gentlemen!
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Mephisto?
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Was it you, then? The one who's
been cooking our meals for us?
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Certainly not. I am just
a temporary replacement.
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Temporary replacement?
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The one in charge of
your meals is Ukobach.
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Ukobach?
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I've heard that name before.
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I think he's a stove spirit.
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A spirit who slips into the
kitchen while humans sleep,
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and improves the
flavor of the food...
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I see you're not an instructor for nothing.
A splendid answer!
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He has been loyally carrying out
his duties as my familiar.
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However, yesterday...
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...because you two trespassed on
Ukobach's territory, namely, the kitchen...
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...he is now in a snit,
and has boycotted his job.
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I think I sort of understand
what you've just told us.
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But what's this?
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A Mephisto Special.
Little Demon-style Oatmeal.
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Please, partake of it.
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Go on, don't be shy!
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Thanks for breakfast!
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Oh!
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Rin, hang in there!
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Grandma's calling me...
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Who? We've never met
our grandma!
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Never mind that!
Whoever she is, don't go with her!
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Regardless of the cause, a familiar's
misconduct is its master's fault.
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Until Ukobach's mood improves,
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I shall take charge of preparing
all of your meals.
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And what if he doesn't
get over it?
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Naturally, in that case I will become
your permanent cook.
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Rin!
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You know what, this Ukobach
or whatever his name is...
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I'm gonna destroy him!
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No, you musn't destroy him.
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Look, I put everything
back the way it was.
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Come on, would you
get over it already?
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What, are you still mad?
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What are you so pissed
about, anyway?
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Ouch!
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If you don't feel like cooking
anymore, then get lost!
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You're not the only one
who can cook, you know!
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So you finally decided
to show yourself.
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Since Sir Pheles was there,
I left everything to Rin.
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But I've got a bad
feeling about this.
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Rin!
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Whoa!
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What's going on here?
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Rin!
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Sir Pheles! What's going on?
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They battled to within
an inch of their lives.
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Holding back nothing as they
let loose their skills and powers!
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A cooking battle?
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By flexing their culinary muscles,
they discovered each other's talents,
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and so a new friendship was born!
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That rice dish was awesome, dude.
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What? "Your katsu rice bowl was
exceptional, too?" you say?
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Let's do it! Make the
ultimate lunch!
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I know we can do it! For sure!
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That's my big brother...
defying logic in more ways than one!
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Yukio, is that a
home-cooked lunch?
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Well, yes...
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It looks delicious!
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That's amazing!
Not only are you a top student,
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but you're an
accomplished cook as well!
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Oh, no, my older brother
made this.
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Older brother?
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Yes, my brother's an extremely
talented cook, you see...
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That's the spirit, Yukio.
Just keep plugging my skills in the kitchen!
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Oh! Yukio's big brother!
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I can't believe you made this lunch
all by yourself--you're too cool!
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And so will begin the first
"stud phase" of my life!
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Your older brother...
is that him over there?
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As if such a thug could be
a competent cook!
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Will you teach me
to cook sometime?
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No fair! Teach me, too!
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Dammit, what the hell?
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Okumura's crying over his lunch.
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I wonder if he was
really that hungry?
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Don't look him in the eye.
Stupidity's contagious.
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Yeah, right! "Girls go wild
over guys who can cook!"
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All I did was make
Yukio look good!
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Shiemi?
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What's going on?
What are you doing here?
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Um...
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Shiemi?
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Yuki!
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Is there something that
I can help you with?
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We just got a shipment of malachite,
so I'm here to deliver your order.
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Sorry you had to go
to all the trouble.
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Oh, since you're here,
why don't you stay for some tea?
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Oh, but...
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Hey, no need to be shy. Come on!
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Oh...
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Hey. Can you believe that girl?
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Prancing right into
Yukio's boys' dorm!
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She's not his girlfriend, is she?
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O-Of course not!
There's just no way!
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She's the housekeeper
or something, I'm sure!
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But would he offer tea
to his housekeeper?
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A-Anyway, we can't leave now,
or our hard work will go to waste.
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Let's wait for that girl
to come out.
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Familiar?
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The Head Chef of our dorm.
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It was Ukobach who
made this tea, too.
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It's delicious...
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Thank you, Ukobach dear.
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Oh, no, it's getting late.
I should get going now.
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Don't worry.
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A magical key links this dorm
to the Supply Shop, remember?
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Oh, that's right... I actually walked
all the way over here.
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I'll see you off.
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Thanks, Yuki!
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"Thanks, Yuki!"
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Did you hear that?
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How long are you gonna
keep waving?
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"It's enough for me to hear someone
say my food was delicious?"
[17:24] ---
No one's asking for
your opinion, dude.
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Um... how long are
we going to wait?
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It's almost midnight.
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Well, we don't have a choice!
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That girl still hasn't come out.
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Don't tell me she's going to
spend the night in Yukio's room...
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Wha-a-a-t?!
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There's no way around it.
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We're going in!
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Which is Yukio's room?
[17:53] ---
Room 602.
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Wait. This smell...
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It does smell like someone's
been cooking...
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Is this what's going
into tomorrow's lunch?
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Don't tell me that girl
made this, too!
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I made octopus sausage for you.
[18:19] ---
And fried calamari please!
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Nooooo!
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Just watch... I'll take care of this!
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He won't even lay a chopstick
on the lunches we made for him...
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...yet he'll eat what that girl made?
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Unforgivable... It's simply unforgivable!
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Hey, what was that scream?
[18:54] ---
Ukobach... Hey, are you
really Ukobach?
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What's going on, Ukobach?
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Hey, look...
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Those are my classmates.
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I don't wanna even think about it,
but I can guess what the cause was.
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He's started simmering...
[19:14] ---
Something's not right...
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I can see that.
[19:17] ---
If he's making a stew,
he'd add some ginger and bay leaf
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to get rid of the smell
of the meat!
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That's not the point!
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It's a basic rule of cooking.
If he's forgotten it, then Ukobach...
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Hey, hey, hey! What the hell
are you trying to make here?
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Rin!
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Ukobach... remember what
you just told me?
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That it's enough for someone to eat your food
and say that it's delicious.
[19:50] ---
What's up with this omelette?
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Ew, salty!
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There's eggshell in it, too.
Who made this?
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Rin!
[19:58] ---
No way... you made this?
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If you don't like it,
you don't have to eat it!
[20:04] ---
Hey now, don't go wasting
food like that.
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Give that back, old man!
[20:09] ---
Well! So you made
this omelette, Rin?
[20:19] ---
For a first try... well done!
[20:21] ---
Thank you for the meal!
[20:23] ---
That's right...
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Cooking is all about the chance
to see someone look happy.
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If someone tells me they like my cooking,
it makes me happy.
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That's why I love cooking,
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and that's what motivates me to cook.
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That dish you're cooking up now...
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You think anyone would
tell you it was delicious?
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But why... why won't you eat it?
[20:55] ---
Hey, Ukobach just spoke!
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It's not him!
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Wait, don't tell me it's...
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After we... after we made
lunch just for you...
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We wanted you to eat it... Yukio...
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I see...
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It was those girls' bitterness that
made Ukobach spin out of control!
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Meaning...
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You're the one who
caused all this!
[21:17] ---
Wha...
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Come on, dig in! Those girls poured
their souls into these lunches!
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I'll bet they're nice and salty--
and really tasty, too!
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Why me?
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I see... so you ate every bite in
that lunchbox, all by yourself?
[21:38] ---
I commend you, Instructor Okumura.
What a brilliant solution!
[21:42] ---
You need not worry about
those three female students.
[21:45] ---
As of today, they've returned to class.
[21:47] ---
Thanks to you, Ukobach has also
come back to his senses.
[21:51] ---
Please take this opportunity to rest
for another two days or so.
[21:55] ---
Good day.
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Yo!
[22:06] ---
What's this?
[22:07] ---
We made you this special
"Stamina Lunch,"
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to get you back on your feet
as soon as possible!
[22:17] ---
Go on, dig in! Stuff your face
like there's no tomorrow!
[22:22] ---
I'm terrified by lunch...
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It is not by chance
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that I met you
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This is so-called destiny
[22:43] ---
In order for us to keep
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shining in your eyes
[22:50] ---
Let's keep looking
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at each other
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PLEASE BE - If my heart
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WITH ME - gets lost one day
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I want you to open the door to the future
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Ready, ready ready for the take off
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Let's fly out
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to the unknown future
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So don't let go of my hand BUDDY
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Ready, ready ready for the take off
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To the place where dreams are headed
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Clasping our bond tightly
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in our hands
[23:39] ---
Ready, ready ready for the take off
[23:42] ---
To the place where dreams are headed
[23:45] ---
Clasping our bond tightly
[23:50] ---
in our hands
[23:56] ---
"BLUE EXORCIST"
[23:57] ---
"BLUE EXORCIST"
Next week we'll hold a week-long
boot camp to prepare you for exams.
[23:57] ---
"Next Episode:"
Next week we'll hold a week-long
boot camp to prepare you for exams.
[24:01] ---
"Next Episode:"
Shiemi? What are you
doing down there?
[24:04] ---
Um... um... I'd like you
to be my friend!
[24:08] ---
"A FLOCK OF PLOVERS"
Um... um... I'd like you
to be my friend!
[24:09] ---
"A FLOCK OF PLOVERS"
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