8 - Happy (Merry Xmas) Birthday!

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    Lightning!
[00:01] OS
    EPISODE 8:
    HAPPY (MERRY XMAS)
    BIRTHDAY!
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    What are you doing here?
[00:05] ---
    Angel! Well, you see, I've made
    some headway in my investigation.
[00:09] ---
    What?
[00:10] ---
    Prior to the Blue Night, there was a facility
    called "Section 13" at the Japan Branch.
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    Does that ring a bell at all?
[00:16] ---
    Section 13?
[00:19] ---
    First I've ever heard of it. What is it?
[00:21] ---
    It seems like this facility might have something
    to do with the founding of the Illuminati.
[00:26] ---
    Once I've looked into it a little more,
    I'll put it into writing. So, sit tight, will you?
[00:29] ---
    All right. Watch your back.
[00:34] ---
    Just as I suspected,
    he doesn't remember a thing, huh?
[00:37] ---
    Th-This is the Vatican Headquarters, right?
[00:40] ---
    Did we come here to see the Paladin?
[00:42] ---
    No. I wanted to compose myself a little.
[00:47] ---
    So hot!
[00:49] ---
    Where is this place?
[00:51] ---
    The temple where Azazel
    of the Grigori is enshrined.
[00:54] ---
    Huh? The King of Spirits, Azazel,
    is one of the Grigori?
[00:58] ---
    Remember what Lord Pheles said?
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    That there were Kings who sided with humans
    and gave them the knowledge to battle demons?
[01:04] ---
    Yeah, but who would've thought
    that a Baal could be a Grigori?
[01:07] ---
    Originally, aside from the Baal, there were
    also Emperors called the "Sool" in Gehenna.
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    The Emperor of Creation, Shemihaza.
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    The Emperor of Nothingness, Armumahel.
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    Azazel, who resonated with the Twin Stars.
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    After they were incarnated...
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    they interacted with humans to teach them
    how to fight the demons and had their descendants...
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    the Nephilim, create the Order.
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    That's the King of Spirits, Azazel.
[01:33] ---
    Azazel, Shemihaza and Armumahel...
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    who allied with humans rather than seeking
    new bodies after their first incarnations deteriorated,
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    chose, instead, to perish organically
    and return to nature.
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    Part of his physical body
    still remains back there.
[01:50] ---
    When I first met him,
    he was still able to speak a little.
[01:54] ---
    After 100 years, there should be
    more of his body left.
[01:58] ---
    The Section 13 staff...
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    may have extracted cells from here
    to make clones of Azazel.
[02:06] ---
    I wonder if Azazel was cooperative.
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    Either way, he can't move,
    so I guess it's a moot point.
[02:14] ---
    Lightning...
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    I'm going off to be by myself for a bit.
[02:18] ---
    As for you, you can go back if you want.
[02:20] ---
    No, I'll wait for you.
[02:21] ---
    You will?
[02:41] ---
    Long time no see.
[02:43] ---
    Can you... still hear my voice?
[02:51] ---
    Hey...
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    You're on humanity's side, right, Gramps?
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    Nee...
[05:28] ---
    Nee.
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    So, what's everyone doing over winter break?
[05:42] ---
    I'm not going home.
[05:44] ---
    Yeah, I'm too busy, as well.
[05:46] ---
    Then, maybe I'll stay, too.
[05:48] ---
    If we're all staying, then wanna have
    a study group for the Certification Exam?
[05:51] ---
    Sounds good!
[05:52] ---
    What? If we're going to gather anyway,
    how about throwing a Christmas party?
[05:56] ---
    Speaking of Christmas,
    that's Yukio's and my birthday.
[05:59] ---
    Huh? You two were born on Christmas Day?
[06:02] ---
    No, on the 27th, but we usually
    celebrated them together.
[06:06] ---
    Oh yeah, I know what you mean!
[06:09] ---
    In my case, it was already over by the time
    I realized! With no birthday wishes, either!
[06:13] ---
    Come on, mine's over, too.
[06:15] ---
    Mine came and went
    during the Shimane incident, too.
[06:16] ---
    Birthdays...
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    Then, let's all hold
    a joint Christmas-birthday party!
[06:22] ---
    Shiemi...
[06:23] ---
    Good morning.
[06:24] ---
    Is it true that you're not going to take
    the Exorcist Certification Exam?
[06:27] ---
    Huh?
[06:28] ---
    I heard that you'd submitted a form
    declining to take the exam.
[06:33] ---
    Yes. I've decided not to become an exorcist.
[06:36] ---
    I'm going to take over Futsumaya after all.
[06:38] ---
    Huh?
[06:39] ---
    So, I'm planning to quit the cram school
    when the exam period starts.
[06:42] ---
    B-But just the other day, you—
[06:44] ---
    Are you kidding me?
[06:46] ---
    I know your mom told you
    she was against it!
[06:48] ---
    I'll talk her into it after cram school today—
[06:52] ---
    Thank you, Ms. Kamiki!
[06:56] ---
    But I've made up my mind.
[06:58] ---
    But... come on...
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    Rin, sorry that I'm breaking our promise.
[07:04] ---
    Hey, don't worry about it.
[07:06] ---
    I'll be quitting cram school, but I'll still be
    attending day school, so let's still be friends!
[07:11] ---
    Well, of course we will, but...
[07:13] ---
    I see.
[07:15] ---
    - A-Anyway, about Shima's idea, I'm in!
    - Huh?
[07:19] ---
    When winter break starts,
    why don't we all throw a birthday party?
[07:22] ---
    I mean, celebrating both Christmas
    and birthdays should be so much fun!
[07:26] ---
    U-Uh, Shiemi...
[07:28] ---
    You're joining us, too, Yuki! No matter what!
[07:31] ---
    Huh? Uh...
[07:32] ---
    Right.
[07:33] ---
    Understood.
[07:36] ---
    What's gotten into her?
[07:38] ---
    I've never seen Shiemi act so forceful
    toward you before, Yukio!
[07:41] ---
    You're right.
[07:43] ---
    But she doesn't seem depressed,
    so maybe it's a good change for her.
[07:48] ---
    Listen. This is something
    that just crossed my mind...
[07:53] ---
    but don't tell me...
[07:55] ---
    She's not going to die, is she?
[07:59] ---
    Say something, will you?
[08:00] ---
    I had that same thought.
[08:02] ---
    Huh? You, too, Izumo?
[08:03] ---
    - M-Me, too, for a second.
    - Even you, Bon?
[08:06] ---
    No, it just flashed through my mind
    for a second.
[08:09] ---
    I'm pretty serious about this.
[08:10] ---
    Because she was pretty set
    on becoming an exorcist,
[08:13] ---
    and her mom being against it
    was giving her anguish.
[08:15] ---
    But just now, her eyes looked resolute,
    like she'd never back down.
[08:18] ---
    What could possibly happen in a day
    that would make her look like that?
[08:21] ---
    You guys, let's all calm down.
[08:23] ---
    Realistically speaking,
    it's just not possible.
[08:26] ---
    Shiemi's physicals show her
    to be in excellent shape,
[08:29] ---
    and more importantly,
    what would she even die of anyway?
[08:32] ---
    Y-Yeah, you're right!
[08:34] ---
    You guys! Over here!
[08:37] ---
    I know! We can save time
    by asking Shiemi directly!
[08:41] ---
    - What are you, a moron? Don't say a word!
    - It's not something you should be telling Shiemi!
[08:46] ---
    Shima and Nori helped me figure out the shopping
    and how to split up into teams!
[08:50] ---
    - The Feast Team will be Rin and Konekomaru!
    - Leave it to us!
[08:53] ---
    The Decoration Team will be Suguro and Yuki!
    The Cake Team will be Ms. Kamiki and Shima!
[08:57] ---
    Huh? Me, with him?
[08:59] ---
    The Tree Team will be me!
[09:00] ---
    I'll help you out a little, too!
[09:02] ---
    A little? You're not joining us, Ms. Paku?
[09:05] ---
    No, I have a date both today and tomorrow.
[09:08] ---
    - Huh?
    - Oh...
[09:09] OS
    LET'S CELEBRATE
    BIRTHDAYS TOGETHER!
    DATE: DECEMBER 24th
    TIME: 17:00
    PLACE: FORMER BOYS' DORMITORY
    DINING HALL
[09:09] ---
    - With which guy, exactly?
    - And this is a bit rough, since I didn't have time...
[09:11] ---
    but I've made a party manual!
[09:14] ---
    Hey, you're so into this! What's going on?
[09:16] ---
    You wouldn't be dy—
[09:17] ---
    All right, I'll be on my way.
[09:18] ---
    See you later!
[09:20] OS
    THE CAKE TEAM
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    This place is crazy popular.
[09:23] ---
    You almost never get a chance to eat the cake here,
    so if you want to go home, go home.
[09:27] ---
    Oh, I'm not going home!
    Since this is my chance to date you, Izumo!
[09:32] ---
    Hah! You mean you still need
    to keep me under surveillance?
[09:35] ---
    So, you're still mad about me being a spy.
[09:38] ---
    Why wouldn't I be? Lucky for you
    that the others were so forgiving.
[09:42] ---
    That's the truth! I was sure
    it'd be game over if my cover got blown...
[09:46] ---
    but I have to say I'm feeling really off!
[09:49] ---
    You're right about that.
[09:51] ---
    I never thought I'd end up like this, either.
[09:54] ---
    Lining up for a cake
    or worrying about Shiemi Moriyama...
[09:58] ---
    But you're already different from me, Izumo.
[10:03] ---
    I wouldn't say that.
[10:05] ---
    At the end of the day,
    you're just like me.
[10:07] ---
    Huh?
[10:08] ---
    Even though you do like those guys.
[10:13] ---
    And yet, you're such a dummy.
[10:15] ---
    There's going to be a lot of tough times ahead.
[10:17] ---
    So, you really should watch your back.
[10:19] ---
    There you go again, talking like that!
[10:21] ---
    If it comes to it,
    you're going to rescue me, aren't you?
[10:23] ---
    I don't know about those pushovers...
[10:26] ---
    but the next time you become my enemy,
    no way am I going to show you any mercy!
[10:30] ---
    Oh, so scary!
[10:31] ---
    Do you have to be so blunt?
[10:34] ---
    Be gentle with me!
[10:40] ---
    She sure is adorable!
[10:42] OS
    THE DECORATION TEAM
[10:42] OS
    CHRISTMAS
[10:43] ---
    So cheap!
[10:45] ---
    I don't have the good taste
    to pick out these kinds of things.
[10:47] ---
    I'm going to leave it to you.
[10:48] ---
    If you're too busy right now,
    I'll take care of it.
[10:52] ---
    After all, you're still injured.
[10:53] ---
    No, I can still use my hands.
[10:55] ---
    Anyway, you seem really busy
    these days yourself, Suguro.
[10:59] ---
    I hear that Lightning
    has been taking you all over the place.
[11:03] ---
    It must be tough for you.
[11:05] ---
    No.
[11:06] ---
    I'm going along with him
    because I want to.
[11:23] ---
    Shiro?
[11:27] ---
    Shiro Fujimoto?
[11:29] ---
    Of course, I can at least recognize
    the former Paladin's face!
[11:32] ---
    He's young, but there's no question!
[11:34] ---
    Shiro Fujimoto was an Azazel clone!
[11:38] ---
    Wh-What's going on here?
[11:43] ---
    The page jumps from Shiro
    all the way to Rokuro .
[11:57] ---
    The experiment logs for Goro or 005
    are the only ones missing!
[12:00] ---
    There's nothing missing
    from any of the other clones' records!
[12:04] ---
    What does this mean?
[12:05] ---
    What are you doing?
[12:07] OS
    SECTION 13
    CLONE REINFORCEMENT
    HUMAN EXPERIMENT LOG
[12:07] ---
    I'm pretty sure this Goro is Satan!
[12:10] ---
    But all of the documents have been removed!
[12:13] ---
    Oh?
[12:15] ---
    Satan is a clone of Azazel!
[12:18] ---
    Meaning that the Okumura Brothers have
    the blood of Azazel's Nephilim in their veins!
[12:22] ---
    And on top of that, Assiah and Gehenna...
[12:25] ---
    this world is...
[12:27] ---
    Ryuji...
[12:29] ---
    - You should rest a bit.
    - Huh?
[12:31] ---
    Just leave the rest to me.
[12:34] ---
    Hey, just a minute!
[12:35] ---
    Whoa!
[12:36] ---
    Ever since you got back, you've done nothing
    but sleep, eat, sleep and sleep some more!
[12:39] ---
    At least, try to figure this out!
[12:41] ---
    Whenever I can't figure something out,
    I always go to sleep.
[12:44] ---
    So, I'll be sleeping for a while.
[12:47] ---
    Then, tomorrow I've got a Christmas party
    with my cram school friends to go to.
[12:51] ---
    Is it okay for me to go?
[12:53] ---
    Sounds good! Go right ahead!
[12:56] ---
    Listen, even if I do order you to do something,
    you don't necessarily have to obey me.
[13:01] ---
    What?
[13:02] ---
    Meaning, it's important to be flaky, too.
[13:04] ---
    Facing something like that head-on
    will drive you crazy.
[13:10] ---
    Understood.
[13:13] ---
    Then, I'll be taking tomorrow off.
[13:15] ---
    Good night!
[13:17] OS
    WINTER BREAK BEGINS
[13:20] ---
    I have a tree for us!
[13:22] ---
    Whoa!
[13:23] ---
    Wait, but the bottom part
    is Nee!
[13:25] ---
    It's the real thing!
[13:26] ---
    Nee!
[13:27] ---
    You're quite talented, Suguro.
[13:29] ---
    When we were little,
    we often had to make stuff like this, too.
[13:33] ---
    Brings back memories.
[13:36] ---
    Both my brother and I were awful at it,
[13:38] ---
    so we'd end up making
    the most outlandish things,
[13:40] ---
    but our father was unfazed
    and would still put them up.
[13:42] ---
    "Quantity over quality," he'd say.
[13:45] ---
    So, we never got any better at it.
[13:51] ---
    Is something the matter?
[13:52] ---
    Huh?
[13:53] ---
    N-No! I was just thinking,
    what a nice story!
[13:56] ---
    I'm going to put these decorations
    on the tree, okay?
[14:00] ---
    Dad...
[14:02] ---
    Dad!
[14:03] ---
    Where are our real parents?
[14:07] ---
    I see. So, this day has finally come, huh?
[14:13] ---
    Hmm...
[14:15] ---
    On December 27th, a cold morning...
    I picked you two up under a bridge.
[14:21] ---
    So, I don't know who your real parents are.
[14:24] ---
    But...
[14:25] ---
    Since I'm the one who took you in,
    don't you worry about a thing!
[14:28] ---
    When you're done eating,
    brush your teeth and go to bed.
[14:32] ---
    He's lying!
[14:34] ---
    Dad's got to know for sure!
[14:36] ---
    Why would he hide it?
[14:38] ---
    If Dad says he doesn't know,
    then he doesn't know.
[14:41] ---
    What?
[14:42] ---
    I don't need to know.
[14:45] ---
    Why not?
[14:47] ---
    Rin, you don't want to know...
[14:54] ---
    I...
[14:56] ---
    do want to know.
[15:07] OS
    SHIEMI MORIYAMA
[15:08] ---
    Hey, I'm the first one here!
[15:10] ---
    Thanks, Nee!
[15:13] ---
    I'm going to give you
    some water now, okay?
[15:17] ---
    Huh?
[15:31] ---
    Look out!
[15:35] ---
    Shiemi!
[15:35] ---
    - What's going on?
    - A fire?
[15:39] ---
    Where's the cake?
[15:40] ---
    Thank goodness!
[15:46] ---
    Hey! Izumo!
[15:53] ---
    Nee...
[15:55] ---
    is a living creature...
[15:58] ---
    so of course he'd roll over in his sleep.
[16:02] ---
    Nee is—
[16:07] ---
    Unbelievable! In an instant...
    in an instant, it all vanished!
[16:12] ---
    How could this... How...
[16:16] ---
    Jeez, guys are just...
[16:17] ---
    Anyway, there are too many reindeer here!
[16:18] ---
    Are you all right?
[16:21] ---
    Yes!
[16:22] ---
    Whatever! Let's have
    the food that survived!
[16:24] ---
    A hot pot party, right?
[16:27] ---
    Happy Merry Christmas Birthday to we!
[16:30] ---
    Shouldn't it be "to all"?
[16:51] OS
    JU-BRO
    MOBILE
[16:51] OS
    SLIDE TO ANSWER
[16:51] ---
    Ugh!
[16:53] ---
    Actually, I... I'm expecting
    a child with Mamushi.
[16:56] ---
    For real? Congrats!
[16:58] ---
    Congratulations!
[17:00] ---
    Hey, guys!
[17:01] ---
    Nori!
[17:03] ---
    Who the hell's that guy!
[17:04] OS
    TRUE CROSS ACADEMY BOYS' DORMITORY
[17:05] ---
    Okay, see you later!
[17:06] ---
    Good night!
[17:08] ---
    Hey! I almost forgot!
[17:09] ---
    I have presents for you all!
[17:12] ---
    I just picked them yesterday,
    so they're still fresh!
[17:15] ---
    Four-leaf clovers! Charms!
[17:17] ---
    I figured that they'd come in handy!
[17:20] ---
    Good luck on your exams, guys!
[17:22] ---
    What is this?
[17:23] ---
    Huh?
[17:24] ---
    Is this your final farewell?
[17:26] ---
    What?
[17:27] ---
    After insisting that you wanted
    to become an exorcist...
[17:31] ---
    you gonna die?
[17:33] ---
    N-No, I'm not gonna die!
[17:36] ---
    Sorry I couldn't tell you why.
[17:38] ---
    But I'm not going to die or disappear.
[17:41] ---
    I'll be right here, okay?
[17:43] ---
    Even if I can't fight with you all,
    I'm going to support you from Futsumaya!
[17:51] ---
    I'm super worried about Shiemi!
[17:53] ---
    But that was fun!
[17:55] ---
    I'm exhausted.
[17:57] ---
    Well, I think it's a good thing
    to do stuff like this once in a while.
[18:00] ---
    I guess so.
[18:02] ---
    Hey...
[18:03] ---
    For the first time in a while,
    I had too much to drink.
[18:05] ---
    Give me some water.
[18:08] ---
    So, you two are 16 already, huh?
[18:11] ---
    Since I'm dressed like this, maybe Shura Santa
    will give you some kind of present!
[18:16] ---
    What?
[18:17] ---
    No, guys, nothing erotic, okay?
[18:22] ---
    See...
[18:24] ---
    I once met your mother.
[18:27] ---
    Just once, but still...
[18:29] ---
    Yuri Egin, was it?
[18:33] ---
    Is that true?
[18:34] ---
    Huh?
[18:35] ---
    Hey, it's not much of a story, all right?
[18:38] ---
    Just that I met her when I was little.
[18:40] ---
    Well? Wanna hear it?
[18:42] ---
    Of course! Anything someone's who's met
    our mother can tell us is like treasure!
[18:46] ---
    Yeah.
[18:48] ---
    Eighteen years ago...
[18:49] ---
    Shiro, not knowing what to do with me
    after rescuing me from Hachiro...
[18:53] ---
    took me to Yuri first of all.
[18:56] ---
    Yuri! I need a favor from you!
[18:58] ---
    What?
[19:00] ---
    You owe me one.
[19:02] ---
    This kid kinda stinks,
    so do something about her.
[19:05] ---
    She's a girl, so I have no clue
    how to handle her!
[19:08] ---
    Oh my.
[19:11] ---
    My bad.
[19:12] ---
    No.
[19:13] ---
    I was just thinking that I wanted
    to take a bath, so it's all good.
[19:18] ---
    Red hair...
[19:20] ---
    How pretty!
[19:35] ---
    Is it good?
[19:38] ---
    - Yuri...
    - Hmm?
[19:40] ---
    Could you look after her for me?
[19:43] ---
    I can't do it. You see that, don't you?
[19:46] ---
    Otherwise, she'll get tossed into the Asylum.
[19:49] ---
    - Even I don't want that—
    - No!
[19:51] ---
    Let me go, brat!
[19:53] ---
    She wants you, Shiro!
[19:55] ---
    She'll resent me if I take her away from you.
[19:57] ---
    Huh?
[19:58] ---
    Or... do you want to live here together?
[20:02] ---
    You'll be the father figure,
    and I'll be the mother figure.
[20:06] ---
    Doesn't that sound fun?
[20:09] ---
    Not fun at all.
[20:12] ---
    Don't joke around with me...
[20:13] ---
    you perverted woman.
[20:15] ---
    You think?
[20:17] ---
    I'm sure it would be lovely.
[20:20] ---
    Your mother was a cheerful,
    kindhearted, beautiful person.
[20:26] ---
    I was sure that I'd never measure up to her.
[20:30] ---
    I think she had your eyes, Rin.
[20:33] ---
    And she had a lot of moles
    just like you, Yukio.
[20:37] ---
    That's it! End of story!
[20:41] ---
    Happy Birthday...
[20:43] ---
    Rin, Yukio.
[20:47] ---
    Rin, are you awake?
[20:49] ---
    Huh?
[20:51] ---
    That story about Mom...
    What did you think?
[20:54] ---
    What did I think?
[20:56] ---
    I never even knew Mom's name,
    so I thought, "Hey, she really did exist."
[21:02] ---
    I'm glad I found that out.
[21:05] ---
    Rin...
[21:06] ---
    Don't you want to know
    how we came to be born?
[21:11] ---
    As a criminal who'd become pregnant by Satan,
    almost all of the data on Yuri Egin...
[21:16] ---
    is marked confidential in the Order.
[21:19] ---
    But I want to know!
[21:20] ---
    How I came to be born
    and why it's such a secret!
[21:26] ---
    Do you still believe
    there's no need to know, Rin?
[21:30] ---
    Right.
[21:31] ---
    I know it's not going to be
    a fun story to hear.
[21:34] ---
    So, what good would it do to know?
[21:37] ---
    Just finding out on our birthday that Mom
    was a beautiful, kind person is enough for me.
[21:44] ---
    Where are you going?
[21:45] ---
    To pee.
[21:47] ---
    Don't give me that crap!
[21:48] ---
    Birthday, my ass!
[21:50] ---
    The truth is, we don't even know
    when we were born!
[21:53] ---
    Normally, you just charge ahead
    without thinking! So, why...
[21:57] ---
    Why is that the one thing
    you're passive about?
[22:00] ---
    Which one of us is the real wimp?
[23:35] OS
    NEXT TIME
    CONGRATULATIONS