4 - Satan Awakening

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    EPISODE 4:
    SATAN AWAKENING
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    Ugh... My head's killing me!
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    You have a hangover?
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    You drank too much.
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    What was that party called again?
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    Bachelor party?
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    Rick kept plying me with drinks...
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    but that guy never gets hammered
    no matter how much you make him drink.
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    So, I had no choice...
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    but to get everyone but Rick flat out drunk.
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    What were you thinking?
    What if you ruin the whole ceremony?
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    That Rick... The one thing he can do
    is hold his liquor.
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    I don't mind drinking with him.
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    Honestly!
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    What's up with that necktie?
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    Huh?
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    Can't you knot a decent tie?
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    What good would it do
    to look decent at a time like this?
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    Jeez!
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    You don't know how to tie one, do you?
    I'll fix it for you.
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    No, thanks.
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    Turn up your collar.
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    For a little brat, you're good at this, huh?
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    Little brat?
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    Little brat.
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    Right.
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    All grown up but you can't even tie your own tie.
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    Huh?
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    So, if I can tie a tie,
    does that make me an adult?
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    Does being a blowhard make you an adult
    even if you can't tie a tie?
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    You can just shut up!
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    Right! There you go!
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    Come on! The ceremony's about to start!
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    WAITING ROOM
    FOR WITNESSES
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    Congrats, Rick!
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    Maki!
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    Have we...
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    really become adults?
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    Ah, no...
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    U-U-Um... Just...
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    An adult, huh?
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    You want it, right?
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    Here, you can have it.
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    Th-Thanks!
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    Everyone say cheese!
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    That was a lovely ceremony, wasn't it?
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    How many times
    do you have to say that? You drunk?
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    But that was Rick's wedding.
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    You have to give him props
    for finding bliss all by himself.
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    Not that it's just Rick who's done it.
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    I've started writing textbooks...
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    EXORCISTIC HERBS
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    and you've been training the cram school students
    while carrying out your missions.
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    Those students all look up to you,
    as surly as you are.
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    You could've left out the surly part.
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    We're living in a present
    we couldn't have imagined back then.
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    I really...
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    do love...
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    everyone.
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    You are an adult, you know.
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    Huh? What was that? You just muttered
    something really important, didn't you?
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    So, what did you say?
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    Will you pipe down? I didn't say anything!
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    Come on! Tell me!
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    Lucifer...
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    We've reached the end of the line
    with both this facility and this research.
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    Please give up your quest
    for a physical body.
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    All I want...
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    is to create a world bathed in gentle light.
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    Where everyone is equal...
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    and all is fair.
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    I'm begging you, Shemihaza!
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    A body...
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    I need a body that's able to move!
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    Please give me...
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    a glimmer of hope, too!
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    No, Lucifer.
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    We cannot change the laws of the world.
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    And you call yourself a human?
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    I relinquished my human compassion
    the moment I inherited this position.
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    What's the matter?
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    It seems as though Amaimon
    has found his next vessel.
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    Next...
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    Surely, next...
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    it will be my turn!
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    Otherwise, it wouldn't make sense!
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    It's that test subject!
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    Azazel So-005!
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    So, he's assumed a body?
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    It's...
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    not me?
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    What do you want me here for?
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    To preserve confidentiality.
    And it's not like we're sufficiently staffed.
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    Well, just watch for now.
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    Goro?
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    Sedate him!
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    Tranquilizer!
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    Step back!
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    Dammit!
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    He's getting away!
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    What...
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    What kind of demon was that?
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    Man, I'm beat!
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    Hey Yuri, let's get a drink!
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    Since Shiro says he can't make it today.
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    I have to come up with the questions
    for tomorrow's cram school exam.
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    He asked me to.
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    What? He sure is taking advantage of you!
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    Try not to take on every single task
    that comes your way.
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    That's a bad habit of yours.
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    Okay, I hear you.
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    Who's there?
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    Rinka?
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    Shiro?
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    No, it's not!
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    What the...
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    Stay away from me!
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    Stop it!
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    Yu...
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    ri...
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    Rinka?
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    No way!
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    What's going on?
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    Ah...
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    Yu...
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    ri...
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    We got him!
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    Retrieve him!
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    You, there...
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    You're an exorcist, correct?
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    Y-Yes!
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    Sorry, but you'll have to come with us.
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    Why did he approach this woman?
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    We're interrogating her as we speak.
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    Her presence may have just been a coincidence.
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    Yu...
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    ri...
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    There was nothing in particular.
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    What's that?
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    Surely not again!
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    Yu...
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    ri...
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    Shoot him!
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    Stop it!
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    Yuri...
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    You mustn't!
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    Good boy.
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    He obeyed her?
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    Ridiculous!
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    He seems to be attached to her, doesn't he?
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    From what I've heard, she's
    quite the accomplished Tamer, am I right?
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    Why not enlist her aid?
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    After all, unless that one's tamed,
    we'll never get anywhere.
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    BAR ONI-GOROSHI
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    I'm...
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    going to be working at Section 13, too.
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    Huh? What's the matter?
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    You really are an idiot.
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    But you're working
    at the Section, too, aren't you?
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    In my case, I've always been
    hopelessly linked to that place anyway.
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    I listened to a lecture
    about the Section, you know.
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    That's where... you were born, right?
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    Why did you get involved?
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    I'm hopelessly linked, too!
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    He was my playmate when I was a child.
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    Hello! You sure are pretty!
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    I never dreamed...
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    that he'd manifest
    by possessing a human body.
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    I had no idea he was such a high-level demon.
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    He's already killed so many people,
    but he doesn't even know it.
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    He's an infant wielding immense power.
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    I can't ignore him.
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    See, you get yourself mired in trouble like this
    because you consort with demons!
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    You really are gonna end up dead!
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    They're summoning me.
    I'll be going now.
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    Huh? Yuri? Huh?
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    Hey, hey, man! What's this?
    You had a fight?
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    Rick! You're plastered already?
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    Come on! What do you think you're doing?
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    Ow!
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    You know you're in love with her!
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    That Yuri... She may not look it,
    but she's popular, okay?
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    Don't come running to me...
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    if someone swoops in and grabs her!
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    Big Brother...
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    What do you suppose that newcomer is?
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    It's connected...
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    to all existing phenomena.
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    You must sense it, too.
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    It is...
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    what produced all of us.
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    The universe itself.
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    Thank you for this meal!
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    Thank... you... for... this meal?
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    Right!
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    Now, now!
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    What's this?
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    Apple.
[15:04] ---
    That's right!
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    How about this?
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    Penguin!
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    That's right!
[15:16] OS
    WATER IS ABSORBED
    FROM THE (SOIL)
    AND THEN GOES
    THROUGH THE (ROOTS)
    TO BE SENT TO THE (STEMS)
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    WHICH OF THESE PARTS (1-3)
    CORRESPOND TO WHICH
    WATER PATHWAYS
    IN THE POTATOES IN THE
    PICTURE ON THE RIGHT?
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    What's 47 plus 32?
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    79.
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    549 plus 64?
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    613.
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    46 times 9?
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    414.
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    523 divided by 6?
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    87.166666...
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    This is boring!
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    Give me some harder problems!
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    Amazing!
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    He's absorbing knowledge
    in the blink of an eye!
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    GRANDFATHER'S CLOCK
    AND ME
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    I'm tired of this one.
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    Not that I don't like it.
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    But on the flip side...
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    Why would you do such an awful thing?
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    I just wanted to see
    if I could poke holes in it.
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    Why can't you stay with me always?
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    Nooooo!
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    ...his reasoning and emotions
    aren't so quick to develop.
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    You'd be so cool if you could hold down the fort
    by yourself! I bet I'd be really impressed!
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    You'd be happy, Yuri?
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    Yes!
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    Promise me you'll come back!
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    If you don't come back,
    I'll never forgive you!
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    After a year and three months, that imbalance
    is becoming more and more precarious.
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    Let's give him more advanced lessons.
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    I'll have new materials and books delivered.
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    P-Please don't do that just yet!
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    In my opinion, it would be risky to give him
    so much knowledge before he's ready!
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    We need to expand his world.
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    Can't we at least give him the opportunity
    to interact with someone besides me?
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    Wouldn't that be even riskier?
    Think how many staff members he killed last year.
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    And I hardly think there's anyone
    he wants to interact with.
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    I guess... you're right.
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    I just thought it would be more productive
    than just standing around watching you guys.
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    Thanks!
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    But...
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    Don't get me wrong.
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    If anything happens...
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    I'll kill him.
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    Rinka, someone from outside
    came to play with you today!
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    His name's Shiro!
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    Stay away from Yuri!
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    What's gotten into you?
    Shiro wouldn't do anything!
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    I don't know... I don't know why... but...
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    I don't like you!
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    Is that right?
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    Okay, then I'll just play by myself.
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    Hey, talk about a blast from the past!
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    Hey! That's mine! Don't you touch it!
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    What's the big deal if I play with it a little?
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    That's hard! No way can you get it right!
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    Well, see for yourself.
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    Oh...
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    It's so easy.
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    Me, too!
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    Oh...
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    Aw, you missed!
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    This is how it's done.
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    Now it's my turn!
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    Oh...
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    You really stink.
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    Shiro! Hold up!
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    Rinka! Don't lash out at other people!
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    But...
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    I know you feel bad about losing.
    What do you want to do?
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    I want to win! I want to beat this guy!
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    Then, let's practice!
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    As long as you get better at this
    than Shiro, it's a win!
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    Jeez!
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    He's about as big as me,
    and he howls like a baby.
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    I can't stand brats.
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    What about you, Shiro?
    Baiting him wasn't exactly mature!
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    I made up my mind not to lose to demons.
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    Brat...
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    Oh, yeah? If you're going to be like that,
    I won't come anymore!
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    What? You have to come! Come for his sake!
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    I think today was a good
    learning experience for Rinka!
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    No way out of it, then.
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    But you owe me one.
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    Right! See you!
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    All right, Rinka.
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    Why don't we put away your toys?
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    Beat that guy... Beat that guy... Beat that guy...
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    Next time, I'm going to beat that guy for sure!
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    Thank you for your hard work.
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    See you tomorrow!
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    Hey, that Egin girl sure is cute, huh?
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    I wonder if she's dating Shiro Fujimoto.
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    Who knows?
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    No way!
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    Emergency!
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    005 has destroyed the door!
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    What?
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    What happened here?
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    Ms. Egin, forgive me.
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    I'm the one who allowed this.
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    What?
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    He took a guard hostage and demanded books.
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    He told us to gather all the information we could
    before you arrived at work.
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    What on earth...
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    For a moment there, I thought it was all over,
    but he hasn't killed the hostage yet.
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    I'll talk him into releasing the hostage.
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    Rinka!
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    Rinka?
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    Oh... that sure brings back memories.
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    I want you to let this person go.
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    Huh? Yeah...
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    I'm done with that guy.
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    Good! Come on!
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    Did that surprise you, Yuri?
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    Hey, this is fun!
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    I'm not who I was yesterday!
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    Now that I've acquired all of the knowledge
    in these books, I'm finally sure of one thing!
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    This being that I am...
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    is equivalent to a god!
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    No...
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    a demon god, maybe?
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    From now on, call me...
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    Lord Satan.
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    NEXT TIME
    MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE BODY