E6 - Are You Really This Stupid?

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    It's a pretty big storm.
[00:06] ---
    Yeah, it's getting worse.
[00:08] ---
    They appear on days... like today.
[00:12] ---
    What do you mean?
[00:14] ---
    During summer around
    these parts, they appear.
[00:21] ---
    Uh, er, what will appear?
[00:25] ---
    That's why!
[00:27] ---
    We're gonna blast our way
    outta here tomorrow!
[00:34] ---
    "Fruits Basket"
[02:01] ---
    Y-You scared me!
[02:04] ---
    So where are we going?
[02:06] ---
    Remember we said we'd go hang out together?
[02:10] ---
    And so, I reserved one of
    the Soma's vacation houses,
[02:14] ---
    so we're all going on a
    summer getaway tomorrow!
[02:17] ---
    What, tomorrow? Vacation house?!
    A summer getaway?!
[02:21] ---
    He planned without asking people again.
[02:24] ---
    --A secretary getaway, huh.
    --Sensei, the tea's ready.
[02:26] ---
    --I could use one of those.
    --Sensei, confirming today's schedule.
[02:28] ---
    And he's off in his own fantasy.
[02:31] ---
    Tohru, you don't have work, right?
    This is our chance to go play!
[02:37] ---
    O-Oh, but I don't know if
    someone like me should...
[02:39] ---
    It's okay! I invited Haru, Harry, Aya,
    Ritchan, Kisa, Hiro, and Kagura, too!
[02:46] ---
    That's basically everyone.
    You invited my brother, too?
SIGN    "Let's all go on a summer getaway tomorrow! Tohru's coming, of course. --Momiji"
[02:50] ---
    Why must we go on a summer
    getaway with that stupid girl?
[02:54] ---
    --He's already in high school.
    What's he getting all excited for?
[02:57] ---
    --Hiro-chan, I want to go!
[02:58] ---
    --Hiro-chan, I want to go!
[03:00] ---
    Let's go.
[03:02] ---
    See? So you should come, Tohru!
[03:05] ---
    U-Um...
[03:07] ---
    If you want to go, Tohru-kun, you should go.
[03:12] ---
    Okay! I would love to go!
[03:16] ---
    We've gotta catch stag beetles
    and Hercules beetles!
[03:20] ---
    --Okay!
    --We've gotta do fireworks, too!
[03:22] ---
    Okay!
[03:23] ---
    Sounds fun. I might go, too.
[03:27] ---
    Really? Yeah, you should come!
[03:30] ---
    You don't have work?
[03:31] ---
    Nope!
[03:33] ---
    That makes me not believe you
    and pisses me off, so stop.
[03:37] ---
    My work aside, don't you all have homework?
[03:41] ---
    Don't worry about me. I'm mostly done.
[03:44] ---
    I'm almost done, too!
[03:54] ---
    Sorry. I'm terribly sorry!
    I only cause trouble for you.
[04:00] ---
    You're not causing trouble.
[04:02] ---
    Tohru, you can do it! Keep going!
[04:05] ---
    Okay! I'll do my best so that I can join
    everyone at the vacation house!
[04:08] ---
    For the stag beetles!
[04:10] ---
    For the fireworks!
[04:12] ---
    It'd be better to just go a different day
    rather than tomorrow.
[04:16] ---
    Oh? Where's Kyo?
[04:18] ---
    He's resting in his room.
[04:21] ---
    Then I'll go tell Kyo about tomorrow!
[04:25] ---
    Work hard, Tohru!
[04:26] ---
    Okay!
[04:29] ---
    Now, time to roll up my sleeves
    and get this homework done!
[04:34] ---
    Kyo!
[04:36] ---
    Hey, Kyo. You sick?
[04:39] ---
    I'm tired. I don't have
    the energy to talk to you.
[04:44] ---
    Get out.
[04:45] ---
    Got it.
[04:47] ---
    We're going to the vacation house
    tomorrow, so get packed!
[04:50] ---
    You don't get it!
[04:53] ---
    Wait, tomorrow? To the vacation house?
[04:56] ---
    Yep!
[04:58] ---
    Don't "Yep" me!
[05:01] ---
    Kyo hit me!
[05:03] ---
    But you'll come, right?
    You won't say no, right?
[05:08] ---
    Right?
[05:09] ---
    Stop bugging me.
[05:11] ---
    Tohru will be sad if you don't come.
[05:14] ---
    We'll play together! We'll swim together!
[05:17] ---
    I said to stop bugging me!
    I never said I wouldn't go.
[05:22] ---
    Sheesh. I'm so tired.
[05:28] ---
    You've gotten nicer.
[05:29] ---
    Huh?
[05:30] ---
    Nothing!
[05:32] ---
    Oh yeah, I'm gonna catch stag beetles!
    And Hercules beetles!
[05:37] ---
    You're being serious?
[05:41] ---
    Oh, I see. I think I finally understand.
[05:46] ---
    I'm glad. You should be able to finish now.
[05:49] ---
    Thank you so much.
[05:53] ---
    That hat...
[05:54] ---
    Huh?
[05:55] ---
    Is that yours?
[05:59] ---
    Oh, you mean this?
[06:02] ---
    Yeah. It's not something
    I expect you to have.
[06:09] ---
    A boy who helped me when I got lost
    as a little girl left this behind.
[06:18] ---
    I don't know who he was
    or where he came from.
[06:20] ---
    I don't even remember what he looked like.
[06:24] ---
    Why did you keep it?
[06:27] ---
    It's so worn out.
[06:30] ---
    Because it's a precious memory.
[06:33] ---
    I was so happy that he helped me.
[06:39] ---
    Even if you've forgotten...
[06:46] ---
    --Honda-san--
    --Kyo's coming on our summer getaway, too!
[06:49] ---
    Is he?
[06:50] ---
    Stag beetles!
[06:51] ---
    Fireworks!
[06:52] ---
    --Hercules beetles!
    --Hercules beetles!
[06:56] ---
    Because it's a precious memory.
[07:02] ---
    It cleared up!
[07:03] ---
    Shigure-san, you can't come after all?
[07:07] ---
    Well, I'll go after finishing up some work.
[07:11] ---
    Now, Yuki-kun and Kyo-kun.
[07:14] ---
    What is it?
[07:15] ---
    No teasing Tohru-kun while I'm not there!
[07:20] ---
    It's safer without you!
[07:22] ---
    Let's go.
[07:24] ---
    We'll be going now!
[07:26] ---
    Okay. Be careful.
[07:34] ---
    Come out.
[07:47] ---
    It's been a long time, Rin. Anyway, come in.
[07:57] ---
    Uh, Rin-chan? You still have your shoes on.
[08:01] ---
    I'm sure you know why I'm here.
[08:07] ---
    Gure-nii, don't you already know
[08:12] ---
    what I'm thinking and what I want?
[08:16] ---
    I wonder. I'm not sure
    I can meet your expectations.
[08:22] ---
    Answer me.
[08:25] ---
    Answer me, Gure-nii.
[08:28] ---
    Do I seem like such a simple man?
[08:33] ---
    No.
[08:36] ---
    Are you an idiot?
[08:40] ---
    Or is this foolishness part of your scheme?
[08:47] ---
    Now, what shall I do with you?
[08:56] ---
    It's summer!
[08:58] ---
    Blue sky and blue sea!
[09:02] ---
    Tohru! Come on, let's go in!
[09:03] ---
    Big Sister, let's go.
[09:05] ---
    Okay!
[09:07] ---
    They're excited.
[09:09] ---
    Kyo, you're not going in?
[09:10] ---
    No way.
[09:12] ---
    Big Sister, look. This shell's pretty.
[09:15] ---
    The stupid girl's already taken Kisa!
[09:19] ---
    I was so sure Sensei would be here.
[09:24] ---
    Why were you so sure?
[09:25] ---
    So he could get a look at
    Honda-san in her tight swimsuit.
[09:30] ---
    --Don't say it like that!
    --Don't say it like that!
[09:32] ---
    I'm just saying what any youth would--
[09:34] ---
    You've strayed far from youthfulness!
[09:37] ---
    Ow.
[09:38] ---
    Hiro! Hiro, you're not gonna swim?
[09:42] ---
    We just arrived and you're all excited
    like a child. What a moron.
[09:46] ---
    --Party pooper.
    --Party pooper! Party pooper!
[09:49] ---
    Shut up! I'm fatigued from our long trip!
[09:54] ---
    Hey, look!
[09:56] ---
    Tohru's amazing! She's so good at swimming!
[10:00] ---
    Whoa.
[10:01] ---
    Yeah, she's pretty amazing.
[10:04] ---
    Honda-san's a better swimmer than I thought.
[10:11] ---
    She did that in one breath, though.
[10:13] ---
    What?!
[10:14] ---
    Idiot.
[10:16] ---
    If you're going to actually swim in the ocean,
    learn how to breathe while you swim.
[10:21] ---
    W-Were you watching? I can swim, right?
[10:26] ---
    You looked like you were
    swimming for your life.
[10:28] ---
    Oh? When did Kyo get there?
[10:31] ---
    I'll show you my swimming again.
[10:33] ---
    You don't have to! Didn't I warn you
    that you'd get swept away?
[10:38] ---
    Momiji! Teach her how
    to breathe while swimming!
[10:46] ---
    Wh-What this, all of a sudden?
[10:49] ---
    This is fun!
[10:52] ---
    Oh, s-sorry. Kyo-kun, you came in the water.
[10:55] ---
    Go on.
[10:59] ---
    Tohru looks like she's having fun.
[11:01] ---
    Kyo ended up going into the water, too.
[11:05] ---
    Don't delude yourself.
[11:07] ---
    Listen. This world is pitch-black.
[11:11] ---
    You're going to live along this pitch-black path
    without potential or hope,
[11:17] ---
    so don't think that you'll ever be saved.
[11:26] ---
    Is your head spinning from the heat?
[11:29] ---
    Are your emotions spinning?
[11:34] ---
    Yuki-kun!
[11:36] ---
    Yuki and Haru, you should come in!
[11:38] ---
    Oh, okay!
[11:40] ---
    And Hiro, too.
[11:41] ---
    Shut up, puny rabbit!
[11:44] ---
    I'm fine.
[11:46] ---
    I was just lost in thought.
    It's a bad habit.
[11:51] ---
    I can't let Honda-san worry needlessly.
[11:55] ---
    That's the right attitude.
[11:57] ---
    Thanks.
[11:59] ---
    Huh? You're back already?
[12:02] ---
    I wasn't planning on swimming
    in the first place.
[12:05] ---
    Let's race. A race.
[12:06] ---
    Stop, idiot! Let go!
[12:08] ---
    --You trying to kill me?!
    --The water's pretty cold.
[12:11] ---
    You'll get used to it in no time!
[12:13] ---
    The swimsuit looks nice on you. It's cute.
[12:16] ---
    --Oh! Um, thank you very much!
    --Tohru's always cute.
[12:19] ---
    Thanks to you all
    who picked it out as a gift for me!
[12:24] ---
    Yuki.
[12:25] ---
    Wanna race?
[12:27] ---
    Kyo will get fired up if you're in.
[12:29] ---
    No, I won't! I'm not that dumb!
[12:33] ---
    Maybe I will.
[12:37] ---
    I'm not gonna lose!
[12:39] ---
    I'll win! I'll be the winner!
[12:41] ---
    Nice, Yuki.
[12:42] ---
    I wasn't trying.
[12:43] ---
    Um, please don't overexert yourselves.
[12:47] ---
    They should just swim
    like normal people. How childish.
[12:59] ---
    Yuki, you were amazing! You came in first!
[13:03] ---
    Where's the stupid cat?
[13:05] ---
    He was so shocked from losing to you
    that he went back first.
[13:08] ---
    "Don't wake me up!"
[13:08] ---
    To go sulk in bed.
[13:11] ---
    Kisa-san, you're in my room.
[13:14] ---
    Yeah!
[13:16] ---
    Oh? It's the pocketbook I took before.
[13:22] ---
    Stupid girl.
[13:24] ---
    Yes?
[13:25] ---
    Isn't this yours?
[13:30] ---
    Mom, why are you over there?!
[13:33] ---
    You dropped it.
[13:35] ---
    Th-Th-Th-Thank you very much!
[13:38] ---
    I'm so glad.
[13:39] ---
    Why do you only carry a photo
    of your mom anyway?
[13:44] ---
    You don't carry around a photo of your dad?
[13:47] ---
    Most of the time, for whatever reason,
    you're always going on about your mom.
[13:53] ---
    That's all you ever talk about.
[13:55] ---
    You have a serious mother complex.
    That's all there is to you?
[14:00] ---
    Well, that's...
[14:04] ---
    Well... that's...
[14:11] ---
    --Huh?
    --Hey! Hurry up!
[14:14] ---
    Oh, okay! Coming right now!
[14:19] ---
    What's her problem?
[14:22] ---
    Hiro-chan.
[14:24] ---
    That wasn't very nice to say.
[14:27] ---
    Huh? What about it?
[14:29] ---
    It wasn't a big deal.
[14:32] ---
    She seemed fine with it anyway.
[14:34] ---
    How do you know she was fine?
[14:39] ---
    It's not like you know what she's holding
    deep in her heart--
[14:45] ---
    you've never felt it.
[14:48] ---
    You can't just say that it's no big deal...
    You can't assume that you're right!
[14:57] ---
    How would I know...
    I don't know what she's feeling!
[15:00] ---
    Hiro-chan, why did you come?
[15:04] ---
    Did you come to trouble her?
[15:11] ---
    Why did it turn out like this?
[15:13] ---
    I think I'm getting kinda hungry!
[15:16] ---
    Even though I came to make you happy.
[15:17] ---
    Kisa-san, what's the matter?
[15:21] ---
    It's nothing.
[15:25] ---
    This sucks.
[15:28] ---
    I take it out on her
    when I get annoyed.
[15:33] ---
    Just like how I have hidden feelings
    that I'm holding deep in my heart...
[15:40] ---
    I see...
[15:42] ---
    she must have them, too.
[15:48] ---
    Things deep in her heart,
    that no one else can feel.
[15:56] ---
    Did Kisa and Hiro get into a fight?
[15:58] ---
    They were quiet during dinner.
[16:01] ---
    Hmm...
[16:03] ---
    It's a waste of time for a third wheel
    to get involved in a lovers' quarrel.
[16:07] ---
    It's best to leave them be.
[16:09] ---
    I can't tell if you're being nice
    or if you don't care.
[16:19] ---
    Huh? Kisa?!
[16:20] ---
    Are you okay? I didn't know you were there.
[16:23] ---
    I'm really sorry!
[16:25] ---
    I'm sorry, too.
[16:30] ---
    What I said earlier wasn't very nice, either.
[16:37] ---
    So, I'm sorry.
[16:44] ---
    Me, too.
[16:46] ---
    I'm sorry, too.
[16:50] ---
    Sorry.
[17:04] ---
    Why do you only carry
    a photo of your mom anyway?
[17:11] ---
    That's...
[17:19] ---
    It's okay. It's okay.
[17:25] ---
    It's okay. It's okay.
[17:30] ---
    We're always...
[17:33] ---
    ...together.
[17:37] ---
    Hiro-san, we found stag beetles!
[17:41] ---
    They're amazing!
[17:42] ---
    They really are!
[17:45] ---
    She seems more cheerful
    than usual this morning.
[17:48] ---
    Hiro-san, Hiro-san!
    Look, it's a magnificent stag beetle.
[17:55] ---
    That's nice.
[17:56] ---
    Yes!
[17:58] ---
    Did you pour something here?
[17:59] ---
    It's sugar water. Kyo taught me about it!
[18:03] ---
    Oh?
[18:04] ---
    Oh, Kyo! Morning!
    Jogging so early in the morning?
[18:04] ---
    "World Encyclopedia of Insects"
[18:09] ---
    You're all already at it
    early in the morning, too.
[18:12] ---
    There were no Hercules beetles!
[18:14] ---
    Didn't think there'd be.
[18:16] ---
    Kyo-kun! It's a stag beetle!
[18:18] ---
    Idiot, that's a rhinoceros beetle.
[18:20] ---
    Huh? Wh-What? Momiji-kun,
    can I see your encyclopedia?
[18:26] ---
    Sure.
[18:28] ---
    Ouch!
[18:30] ---
    Why'd you hit me?
[18:31] ---
    Did you do something to Tohru again?
[18:35] ---
    What do you mean?
[18:37] ---
    What evidence do you hold
    that makes you suspect of me?
[18:41] ---
    I don't know what happened,
    but she seems down.
[18:47] ---
    Kyo-kun, this is a rhinoceros beetle.
[18:50] ---
    I know.
[18:54] ---
    I'm heading to the vacation house tomorrow,
    so I won't be visiting for a while.
[19:00] ---
    Be careful not to fall ill, Akito-san.
[19:06] ---
    I'm ill right now.
[19:10] ---
    This is stupid. I hate summer.
[19:14] ---
    It's just too hot and unpleasant.
[19:17] ---
    I have a headache.
[19:19] ---
    Hatori... Get Hatori.
[19:22] ---
    Hatori's a busy man with
    his own matters to take care of.
[19:25] ---
    I feel bad for him that
    you summon him so often.
[19:28] ---
    What's that supposed to mean?
    Why do I have to care about him?
[19:34] ---
    He lives for my sake.
[19:36] ---
    He can expend himself for my sake.
[19:39] ---
    Well, what can I say?
[19:44] ---
    And what's with the summer getaway?
[19:46] ---
    The idiots and ugly girl are all excited.
    It's so aggravating.
[19:50] ---
    They're getting cocky
    and have deluded themselves.
[19:54] ---
    Why don't I teach them all a lesson?
[20:02] ---
    What?
[20:03] ---
    What are you smiling about?
[20:05] ---
    You have a problem with it?
[20:09] ---
    A problem?
[20:11] ---
    I've never thought that for a second.
[20:16] ---
    Rather, Akito-san, why don't you come
    to the vacation house, too?
[20:21] ---
    If you want to teach them a lesson.
[20:28] ---
    He suddenly came down with a fever.
    It really was the heat.
[20:32] ---
    Y-Yuki-kun! Hang in there!
[20:35] ---
    Don't worry, it's just
    a low-grade fever. Calm down.
[20:39] ---
    Yuki, can I go take a bath?
[20:44] ---
    Go ahead, you don't need my permission.
[20:48] ---
    I thought you'd be lonely.
[20:49] ---
    Just go!
[20:51] ---
    Honda-san, take care of Yuki.
[20:54] ---
    Okay! Leave him to me!
[20:59] ---
    Huh?
[21:02] ---
    I have something to tell you.
[21:07] ---
    One day, I'll have something
    I'll need to tell you.
[21:13] ---
    Don't delude yourself.
[21:17] ---
    That's not true.
[21:21] ---
    I can think this now that
    it's not all pitch-black.
[21:26] ---
    I can believe now that I
    wasn't deluding myself.
[21:32] ---
    When the time comes,
    I'd be happy if you'd listen.
[21:39] ---
    "Soma"
[21:50] ---
    "Soma"
[21:50] ---
    I need to open...
[21:55] ---
    ...the shut lid.
[21:59] ---
    Open the lid?
[23:45] ---
    "Let the Watermelon Splitting
    Contest Begin!"
[23:46] ---
    Let the watermelon splitting contest begin!
[23:50] ---