E3 - Shall We Go and Get You Changed?

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    What does it matter?
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    So what... if you're a tool?
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    It's been a while since I've dreamed that.
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    This is the worst.
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    Good morning, my sweet brother!
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    Though I say "good morning,"
    it's about the time of day you'd hear
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    "Uki Uki Watching" blaring from the TV!
[00:38] ---
    To know that you're a late riser...
    How very unexpected, or perhaps it's a given.
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    --Incidentally, I slumber when
    I wish and rise when I wish!
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    --This is the worst.
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    Ah! We shall thus continue to discover
    different aspects about each other!
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    I'm deeply moved!
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    I promise to spend every waking moment
    I have today with you! I swear it!
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    Bye!
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    You just said you'd stay with me!
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    Oh, I see now! Did you feel
    that lonely when I left your side?
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    Let us go! In celebration of the foundation
    of brotherly love we established,
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    let us share a meal of BBQ short ribs!
[01:11] ---
    I said, stop!
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    Hey, can we eat the peaches yet?
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    I thought a gift of peaches today
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    would be suitable to follow
    the crab I brought previously.
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    Go on! Savor its flavor while lavishing
    your gratitude upon me!
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    Thank you very much!
[01:29] ---
    Peel mine while you're at it.
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    Okay!
[01:33] ---
    Don't boss Honda-san around,
    for crying out loud!
[01:35] ---
    But what can I do?
[01:37] ---
    My fingers will become
    sticky with peach juice if I peel it myself.
[01:40] ---
    Enough of your self-centered jabber!
[01:43] ---
    A-ya, worry not. Eat this peach I peeled.
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    Gure-san, my heart is already
    satisfied by your love.
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    I'm going to kick you out!
[01:54] ---
    Oh, come now, Yuki-kun. Don't you get tired,
    reacting to every single thing?
[01:59] ---
    Yes, completely exhausted.
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    I've finished! Go on and try it on.
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    "Brotherly Love"
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    What the heck did you do to it?
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    What's this? What's with this embroidery?!
[02:11] ---
    It's a representation of my pure oath
    to never never leave Yuki's side.
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    You didn't have to embroider
    weird words on my clothes!
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    Your brother poured his overflowing love
    into that embroidery. Treasure it.
[02:24] ---
    Don't say that when you were roaring
    with laughter seconds ago.
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    Not three people exist in the world who can
    embroider this well given such a brief time.
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    Should you not believe me,
    come visit my shop someday.
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    I'll go.
[02:38] ---
    --What?
    --What?
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    I said that if I can...
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    ...I'd like to go visit your shop sometime.
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    I want to try to understand you better.
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    Yuki-kun is trying to change
    his relationship with his Ayame-san, too.
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    Did you hear that, Gure-san?!
[03:05] ---
    Yeah!
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    Yuki! My brother, Yuki, is tearfully
    begging to come visit my shop!
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    I'm not tearing up.
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    Today is the best of all days!
    Surely, none can compare!
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    Hang on--
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    Keeping it to myself just won't do!
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    Listen, Tori-san! Yuki, my brother, Yuki--
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    Stop it!
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    Indeed, I am honored.
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    You are most welcome!
     Come visit this Sunday!
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    Tohru-kun, you must come along.
[03:32] ---
    A princess must always
    be by her prince's side.
[03:36] ---
    Huh? Wh-What?!
[03:38] ---
    Which means you need not come, Kyonkichi!
[03:42] ---
    What're you doing barging into my room
    spouting nonsense?
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    Get outta here, perv.
[03:46] ---
    It's decided, so I must make haste
    in preparing for your arrival!
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    Farewell to all!
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    Sorry, Honda-san. You don't have to
    come if you don't want to.
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    Don't worry. If it's no trouble,
    may I accompany you?
[04:01] ---
    Of course.
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    I've actually been wanting to go!
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    I've been wondering what a shop
    that sells nurse and maid outfits is like!
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    Nurse and maid outfits? What the heck?
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    "Knew about the shop,
    but not what kind."
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    "Fruits Basket"
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    This is the correct store?
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    It should be...
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    I'm... I'm starting to get
    a bad feeling about this.
[06:01] ---
    Well, I had a bad feeling
    about this from the start.
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    Oh? I-I'm sure it will be fine.
    The storefront looks lovely.
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    And the sign has a charming design.
[06:09] ---
    "Ayame"
    "Most Trusted" "Most Caring"
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    That! It's that sign's shadiness
    that makes me even more uneasy.
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    Let's... go in.
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    Okay!
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    A craft store?
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    Sorry, we're closed to... day...
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    Oh?
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    Mine! About hemming this...
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    Yuki!
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    I can feel it coming...
    I don't know what it is, but it's coming.
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    Ah, forgive me. I was adjusting the hem
    of this wedding dress for a client.
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    You can use a man's measurements?
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    But of course! A man requested this.
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    A man will wear it?
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    Everyone has a secret garden hiding
    one, two, or even three things
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    they cannot tell others.
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    S-So what kind of shop is this?
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    It's quite simple.
    In addition to selling handicrafts,
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    this shop serves customers
    looking for tailor-made clothes.
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    And naturally, as the shopkeeper,
    I hand-make the requested clothes myself.
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    I fear no style of clothing.
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    Here is but a small sample
    of my finished work.
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    These are what Hatsuharu-san told me about!
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    Wow, you're marvelous, Ayame-san!
[07:46] ---
    Indeed, I am marvelous!
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    Well, Yuki? I'm ready for you
    to shower me with praise!
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    Go on now!
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    Why is it always those kinds of clothes?
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    They're most popular.
    Maid outfits are number one.
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    They're popular?
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    Absolutely! Perhaps you're too young
    to understand, but these are all...
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    ...a man's romance!
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    Maid, nurse, waitress, secretary,
    sailor outfit, cat or bunny ears!
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    Too many to name them all,
    but all men let their dreams run wild
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    and yearn for that romance!
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    There's no sin in letting dreams run wild
    while keeping one foot in reality.
[08:26] ---
    The yearning to peep in on
    bathing women is also a type of romance!
[08:30] ---
    That's a crime!
[08:31] ---
    Sounds lively here.
[08:34] ---
    I thought something happened when
    you suddenly said we'd be closed today,
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    but I see it was because
    your little brother was coming.
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    Yup, you look just like the manager.
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    Nice to meet you.
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    I'm Mine Kuramae, an employee here.
    I make clothes, too!
[08:51] ---
    Oh... Nice to meet y--
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    Um, is your outfit the uniform for this shop?
[09:01] ---
    Huh? Nope!
[09:04] ---
    I wear this
    because I like it! Cute, huh?
[09:07] ---
    It's very cute!
[09:11] ---
    By the way,
    I've been curious since earlier...
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    ...but you over there!
[09:17] ---
    Huh? Y-Y-Yes?
[09:19] ---
    N-Nice to meet you, I'm Tohru Honda--
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    Tohru-chan, are you interested
    in wearing clothes like these?
[09:26] ---
    Ah, so it begins.
[09:28] ---
    So what begins?
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    Shall we go get you changed?
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    When Mine sees cute girls, she has
    a habit of wanting to dress them up.
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    P-Please wait, Kuramae-san!
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    What would you like to see Tohru-chan wear?
[09:43] ---
    --I personally think something refined--
    --I said wait!
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    Mine! Don't you think that would be best?
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    What's that?!
[09:49] ---
    You mean, that?
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    She would look so attractive in that.
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    --Let us go, Tohru-chan!
    --Wait!
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    Look forward seeing her in that!
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    She was bound to fall into Mine's grip.
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    What can we do? Mine's human, too.
    She won't do her any harm.
[10:09] ---
    Now those brothers
    can talk alone for a while.
[10:14] ---
    Call me a busybody,
    but will you help me out?
[10:17] ---
    Yes!
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    I hope they can talk without fighting.
[10:22] ---
    Ah, but fighting's good!
[10:24] ---
    It means they acknowledge
    each other's presence.
[10:27] ---
    What the manager's most of afraid of
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    is "nil."
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    Oh, I'd rather them not get
    into a bloody fist fight, though.
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    Don't want blood-stained merchandise.
[10:45] ---
    They fight because they
    recognize each other's presence.
[10:50] ---
    Yes, that might be how it works!
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    Now, that aside, let's get you changed!
[10:59] ---
    I'm really going to try something on?
[11:01] ---
    Most certainly!
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    It's just us now. It must be a revelation
[11:09] ---
    from Heaven telling us to take our time
    to have a thoughtful, thorough conversation.
[11:13] ---
    Whatever.
[11:14] ---
    Oh yes, aren't parent conferences soon?
    I happened to overhear.
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    You're not about to suggest that you come
    instead of our parents, are you?
[11:25] ---
    Excellent! That's exactly right.
[11:27] ---
    Amazing, Yuki. Are you telepathic?
[11:29] ---
    Who let him overhear?
[11:32] ---
    It was an accident. I
    didn't do it on purpose.
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    Do you think it's tasteful
    to bring a gift in this situation?
[11:40] ---
    Is a bouquet of roses the norm?
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    It's fine. I'll get our parents to come.
[11:46] ---
    However, you're not in contact
    with them, isn't that right?
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    And you dislike those people.
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    It's not that I dislike them,
    I just don't expect anything from them,
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    and I don't want anything from them.
[12:04] ---
    Those people sold me
    for their own benefit,
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    sold me like a tool...
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    ...I don't expect a thing from them anymore.
[12:19] ---
    But if I invite them to the conference,
    they might try to control me again.
[12:28] ---
    It'd be annoying and aggravating.
[12:33] ---
    That's all.
[12:36] ---
    I'm the same as them, then.
[12:42] ---
    In exchange for living freely,
    I as good as sold you, too.
[12:53] ---
    Yuki, that's enough!
    Why are you being so naughty?
[12:59] ---
    Yuki! I'll slap you!
[13:02] ---
    I'm cruel.
[13:05] ---
    Yuki! Stop right there!
[13:07] ---
    I'm insensitive to pain.
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    It was the first and last time
    you reached out to me...
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    ...reached out to me for help.
[13:22] ---
    Your hand trembled...
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    ...and I easily shook it off.
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    Are you sad?
[13:35] ---
    You must be sad.
[13:38] ---
    Back then, I neither loved nor hated Yuki.
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    His existence was "nil."
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    I first felt the fear when I imagined
    Yuki acting the same way towards me
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    when he came to visit.
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    I understand the desolation
    in being treated with indifference.
[14:02] ---
    Even if I understand now, it's too late.
[14:06] ---
    But...
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    there's no use running away.
[14:11] ---
    I'll ask our parents to come.
[14:13] ---
    I just haven't chosen a career path yet,
[14:16] ---
    so I want to decide and tell them outright
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    before they can give
    their own absurd suggestion.
[14:23] ---
    I still don't know what I want to do.
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    I see.
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    Perhaps it's best that I attend
    the parent teacher conference in their stead!
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    Were you even listening to me?
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    Worry not!
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    If I attend, it matters not
    if you've decided on a career path or not.
[14:43] ---
    They can just interview me instead!
[14:45] ---
    Why would they interview you?
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    Ah! Then I must recount the tale
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    of how I came to be in this lyrical
    and most romantic profession.
[14:54] ---
    No need.
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    You see...
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    ...I wanted to try creating something.
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    Even as one who exudes noble
    and graceful charisma,
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    I still have times when
    I lose confidence in myself.
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    That's when I want to create
    something more than ever.
[15:19] ---
    Did you and Ayame-san make all of these?
[15:22] ---
    Yup. Mostly the manager, though.
[15:25] ---
    That's amazing. Ayame-san really loves
    making clothes, doesn't he?
[15:30] ---
    He claimed that it could've been
    cooking or gardening,
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    but dressmaking just happened to suit him.
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    And that he wanted to determine that
    he had the power to create something.
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    That's what he said.
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    I wanted to know that I could create
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    something tangible with my own hands...
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    ...something that wouldn't exist
    unless I made it.
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    Perhaps I wanted to be needed by something
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    that wouldn't exist if not for me.
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    Yuki.
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    I don't know what they'll say,
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    but your own feelings are the most important.
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    It'll be okay. You're not just a tool.
[16:28] ---
    Even I have someone who will
    stay by my side, as do you.
[16:38] ---
    It'll be okay.
[16:40] ---
    You're not as alone as you think.
[16:50] ---
    Y-You'll be the next student
    council president, right?
[16:53] ---
    Gure-san told me!
[16:55] ---
    It must be due to my influence
    on you as your older brother.
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    Not even close.
[17:01] ---
    A younger brother grows up
    chasing after their older brother, after all.
[17:05] ---
    I told you that's not the reason!
[17:07] ---
    I did it because I didn't want to do it.
[17:09] ---
    Hmm? What does that mean?
    A perplexing way to behave.
[17:14] ---
    It would be, for someone like you.
[17:18] ---
    Just as this shop is perplexing to me.
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    Our ways of thinking are too different.
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    We just fundamentally don't see eye to eye.
[17:31] ---
    Yes, you're absolutely right about that!
[17:33] ---
    Don't agree so readily!
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    Let that not discourage you.
[17:37] ---
    A journey of a thousand miles
    begins with a single step.
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    Don't be reluctant to make the effort!
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    You should put more effort into it.
[17:43] ---
    How rude. Despite what you may think,
    I'm a diligent worker.
[17:47] ---
    What am I supposed to do then?
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    Sorry.
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    I was just so happy.
[17:57] ---
    You get so worked up.
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    You respond to my emotions with your own.
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    What does it matter
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    if we don't see eye to eye or
    if we disagree with each other?
[18:12] ---
    I was born having what you lack,
    and you were born having what I lack.
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    I really value the weakness
[18:24] ---
    and kindness that you have.
[18:29] ---
    And I'm sure that you revere my noble
    and graceful charisma
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    that's equal to none!
[18:38] ---
    Seriously, why is he always like this...
[18:41] ---
    Oh, I get it!
[18:44] ---
    Manager, am I interrupting your conversation?
[18:47] ---
    Ah, she's finished changing?
[18:50] ---
    Come, come. Don't be shy.
[18:52] ---
    See now? Don't be shy
    and come on out, Tohru-chan!
[18:59] ---
    H-How do I look?
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    Excellent!
[19:05] ---
    Tohru's look is definitely
    the lovely and pure type
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    that walks a white dog
    holding a white lace parasol!
[19:10] ---
    That's right! Reading poems while
    sipping tea by white-laced curtains.
[19:16] ---
    Yuki, go ahead and compliment her!
[19:19] ---
    Huh? Uh...
[19:20] ---
    What's this?
[19:22] ---
    She's all dolled up for you.
     How spineless.
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    Then I shall give you a kiss of delight.
[19:31] ---
    Don't you dare!
[19:34] ---
    He struck me!
[19:35] ---
    Well, you sure deserved that.
[19:38] ---
    Sheesh.
[19:39] ---
    Nevertheless, Tohru-kun is quite adorable.
    I laud your excellent efforts.
[19:45] ---
    Oh, I am most honored.
[19:48] ---
    So were you able to interact
    with your brother a little?
[19:52] ---
    Hmm? I wonder. I'm not sure.
[19:57] ---
    I may be the only happy one today again.
[20:04] ---
    Honda-san, I understand
    a little more about my brother.
[20:10] ---
    He basically says and does
    too many unnecessary things.
[20:16] ---
    If I don't accept that as a fact
    when interacting with him,
[20:20] ---
    I'll just get dragged along in
    the conversation and get worn out.
[20:27] ---
    I'm kind of sad now that I said it aloud.
[20:33] ---
    But
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    I'm glad that I came.
[20:42] ---
    I got to see you dressed up so cute, too.
[20:48] ---
    Oh, no! I'm not at all... um...
[20:55] ---
    Don't hide.
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    This is romance.
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    The emotion budding within your heart
    at this very moment is a man's romance!
[21:07] ---
    Men's hearts really are swayed
    by a single outfit!
[21:12] ---
    It's okay. I understand.
    I understand very well!
[21:15] ---
    I dub this wonderful day as
    your first "Romance Day"--
[21:18] ---
    Cut it out!
[21:20] ---
    We should celebrate with sekihan rice
    for such a joyous occasion.
[21:23] ---
    I must make preparations immediately!
[21:25] ---
    --Will you just listen to me?!
    --They ended up fighting, huh.
[21:28] ---
    Shall we warmly watch over them?
[21:30] ---
    You're always only thinking about yourself!
[21:31] ---
    Whoops, I must first report this
    to Gure-san and Tori-san!
[21:33] ---
    It is a day to be remembered, after all!
[21:36] ---
    Don't do it!
[21:37] ---
    Why do you want to report
    every single thing to them?!
[21:38] ---
    Yes!
[21:40] ---
    And what the heck's a "Romance Day"?!
    It makes zero sense!
[21:42] ---
    It'll be okay.
[21:45] ---
    You're not a tool.
[21:50] ---
    You're not alone.
[21:55] ---
    Not anymore.
[21:58] ---
    "Ayame"
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    Then do you know what happened?
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    Yuki saw Tohru-kun in a cute dress,
    thus marking his first Romance Day!
[22:04] ---
    Oh, Tori-san! Did you imagine
    Tohru-kun in a dress just now?
[22:09] ---
    --You mustn't! Don't do it!
    --Don't put me on the same level as Shigure.
[22:12] ---
    --Don't, for the sake of Yuki's special day!
    --Don't put me on the same level as Shigure.
[23:44] ---
    "I Got Dumped..."
[23:46] ---
    I got dumped...
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