E11 - This Is a Wonderful Inn

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[00:02] ---
    "Final Exam Schedule"
[00:02] ---
    Time's up!
[00:04] ---
    Okay, pass your papers to the front.
[00:08] ---
    Honda-san.
[00:10] ---
    How'd it go?
[00:11] ---
    Yuki-kun...
[00:13] ---
    It actually went really well!
[00:15] ---
    I filled in a lot more answers than usual!
[00:18] ---
    Oh, yeah? Good for you!
[00:21] ---
    Yes!
[00:22] ---
    I knew you had it in you, Tohru-kun.
[00:25] ---
    Yuki-kun tutored me.
[00:28] ---
    He explains things very clearly.
[00:30] ---
    Thank you very, very much.
[00:34] ---
    No, no.
[00:35] ---
    It was no big deal.
[00:37] ---
    Yuki-kun's smiling a cute smile!
[00:39] ---
    Dammit, I'm too scared
    of Wave Girl to get any closer!
[00:43] ---
    Say, Hanajima-san,
    I bet you can totally ace tests.
[00:47] ---
    You've got the wave thing,
    and you seem pretty brainy.
[00:49] ---
    How did your midterms go?
[00:52] ---
    Let me see.
[00:53] ---
    As I recall...
[00:54] ---
    I had to take review lessons every day,
    and the school called my parents.
[00:59] ---
    Yes, I remember my mother crying.
[01:02] ---
    Er... what about your wave powers?
[01:05] ---
    The logical conclusion is that I'm so dumb
    that my powers can't make up for it.
[01:10] ---
    Eh, don't worry, Hanajima.
    You won't be the dumbest one in the room.
[01:15] ---
    Oi! You better not be talking about me.
[01:19] ---
    Duh, who else would I mean?
[01:21] ---
    I've never taken review lessons,
    and my parents have never been called in!
[01:25] ---
    Yeah, Kyon-Kyon is
    a surprisingly good student.
[01:27] ---
    What's with the "surprisingly"?!
[01:28] ---
    Wow, even though he sucks
    at competitive stuff?
[01:31] ---
    I'm gonna throttle all of you.
[01:34] ---
    Kyo-kun has been holed up in his room lately.
    He must have been studying, huh?
[01:40] ---
    So it would seem.
[01:41] ---
    Imagining what he must look like
    studying makes me smile.
[01:46] ---
    Honda!
[01:48] ---
    Come here a sec.
[01:49] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[01:57] ---
    Is something wrong?
[01:58] ---
    Hmm? Well, um...
[02:02] ---
    I'll pick up some extra hours!
[02:04] ---
    Huh?
[02:05] ---
    Swab, swab, part-time job!
[02:10] ---
    I'd almost forgotten what it was like
    to always have you with me
[02:24] ---
    You were always by my side
[02:32] ---
    Giving my life meaning
[02:38] ---
    Goodbye until we meet again
[02:45] ---
    I'll say thank you with a smile
[02:53] ---
    Oh please, keep being
    the person closest to me
[03:00] ---
    My heart only needed you to be strong
[03:07] ---
    I know that my path to tomorrow
[03:15] ---
    Is right here with you again
[03:29] ---
    "Fruits Basket"
[03:40] ---
    It's great that your tests are over, huh?
[03:42] ---
    Yes! And it'll be a new
    term after spring break.
[03:46] ---
    Time sure flies!
[03:48] ---
    It does.
[03:51] ---
    I'm going to Shii-chan's with you today!
[03:55] ---
    You are?
[03:56] ---
    And guess what? It's because
    I have a little present for you!
[04:00] ---
    A present? What is it?
[04:04] ---
    Well, it's--
[04:05] ---
    Nah, I'll keep it a secret
    until we get there!
[04:09] ---
    Wow, I look forward to it!
[04:12] ---
    Guten Abend!
[04:14] ---
    I'm home.
[04:15] ---
    Ah, here you are.
[04:17] ---
    Welcome home.
[04:17] ---
    I've never been to Shii-chan's
    house before. This is exciting!
[04:21] ---
    Ugh, the noisy brat is here.
[04:24] ---
    You look fresh out of the bath
    and feeling good!
[04:27] ---
    Your hyperness gets on my nerves.
[04:29] ---
    Wah, Kyo is picking on me!
[04:33] ---
    So, Momicchi, did you tell them
    why you're staying over tonight?
[04:37] ---
    Nope, not yet!
[04:39] ---
    Question for Tohru! What day is it tomorrow?
[04:40] ---
    "Garbage Collection Days"
    "Your next collection date is: 3/14"
[04:43] ---
    Um... the 14th?
[04:45] ---
    "White Day"
[04:45] ---
    Bingo!
[04:47] ---
    Tomorrow is White Day!
    So I'm giving you a hot springs trip!
[04:52] ---
    --Wh... What?!
    --Yay!
[04:55] ---
    I'll name it "Heart of a Traveler: Me and Tohru's
    Leisurely Hot Spring Adventure"!
[05:00] ---
    No need to name it. Really.
[05:02] ---
    Which inn will you visit?
[05:03] ---
    There's one run by the Somas, remember?
[05:07] ---
    Oh, that one.
[05:08] ---
    A...
[05:09] ---
    A hot spring is so expensive...
    and I'd be going without Mom...!
[05:15] ---
    Whoa, Tohru-kun. It's just a hot spring, okay?
    It's not Paris or anything.
[05:21] ---
    B-But...
[05:23] ---
    He's right! And if you're happy,
    your Mutti will be happy for you.
[05:27] ---
    Or do you not want to?
[05:30] ---
    I do. I'm happy.
[05:33] ---
    Yuki and Kyo will come, too!
[05:36] ---
    Where do you get off
    just deciding that, you brat?
[05:38] ---
    Aw, don't say that! Let's go!
[05:42] ---
    What about you, Yuki?
     Are you against it, too?
[05:45] ---
    I'll go. Why not?
[05:48] ---
    Yuki says he's coming!
[05:49] ---
    That makes me wanna go even less!
[05:52] ---
    Sorry to change the subject,
[05:55] ---
    but Tohru-kun, is it true you're
    a month behind on your school trip deposits?
[06:00] ---
    I got a call from your grandpa last night.
[06:04] ---
    Apparently, your homeroom
    teacher contacted him.
[06:07] ---
    He said he'd be happy to pay it for you.
[06:10] ---
    Oh, no, he mustn't do that!
[06:13] ---
    Last month was, er... I
    mean, a lot happened...
[06:17] ---
    B-But I can pay it with my
    job earnings this month, so it's fine!
[06:21] ---
    I've already told our teacher, too.
[06:24] ---
    Ah.
[06:25] ---
    I'm sorry I troubled you with that.
[06:28] ---
    But Tohru-kun, you work all
    the time, so why was last month--
[06:34] ---
    She spent it on Valentine's chocolates?
[06:37] ---
    Where are you going on your school trip?
[06:39] ---
    We don't know yet.
[06:40] ---
    "Rage"
[06:40] ---
    You id--
[06:41] ---
    Yes?!
[06:45] ---
    You. Bath. Now.
[06:48] ---
    Huh? Okay... I-I'll go... take my bath!
[06:54] ---
    Good boy. Way to manage your anger.
[06:59] ---
    But yeah... Of course she paid out of pocket
    for the chocolate ingredients...
[07:05] ---
    Why didn't we catch on?
[07:08] ---
    Because she always smiles
    to hide her feelings!
[07:10] ---
    How were we supposed to know?!
[07:12] ---
    And those obligation chocolates or whatever--
[07:14] ---
    What's the point of doing that
    if it makes life worse for her?!
[07:17] ---
    She shoulda used that money on
    clothes or shoes or her trip deposit!
[07:21] ---
    She's an idiot!
    She'll be way in the hole someday!
[07:24] ---
    She'll lose out on 70% of life!
[07:27] ---
    Hey, you know what?
[07:30] ---
    We had a class meeting yesterday.
[07:32] ---
    So?
[07:33] ---
    This one girl brought a book.
[07:37] ---
    It was called Funny Stories.
[07:40] ---
    And one of the stories was called
    "The Most Idiotic Traveler in the World."
[07:42] ---
    "The Most Idiotic Traveler in the World"
[07:47] ---
    There's this idiotic traveler
    who's on a journey.
[07:51] ---
    And the "idiot" in the title is because
    she was always getting tricked.
[07:55] ---
    I can't afford medicine...
[07:56] ---
    She'd get tricked by villagers she met.
[07:58] ---
    I can't afford seeds for my field...
[08:00] ---
    Each time, they'd swindle her out
    of money, or clothes, or shoes.
[08:05] ---
    But the traveler was dumb, so when
    they lied and told her she was saving them,
[08:12] ---
    she'd start weeping.
[08:15] ---
    And she'd always tell them,
    "I wish you happiness."
[08:21] ---
    Eventually, all her clothes were gone,
[08:24] ---
    and embarrassed to be seen naked,
    she decided to travel in the woods instead.
[08:30] ---
    There, she met the demons of the forest.
[08:35] ---
    They wanted to eat her,
    so they'd deceive her with clever words.
[08:42] ---
    As always, the traveler was duped,
    and she'd give them a leg, an arm...
[08:50] ---
    In the end, she was just a head.
[08:54] ---
    She gave the last demon her eyes.
[08:58] ---
    As the demon chomped on her eyes,
    it said, "Thank you. Here is a gift in return."
[09:07] ---
    But that was a lie, too.
[09:10] ---
    The "gift" was just a piece of paper
    with the word "idiot" on it.
[09:12] ---
    "Idiot"
[09:15] ---
    The traveler wept, though.
[09:19] ---
    "Thank you so much," she said.
[09:21] ---
    "Idiot"
[09:22] ---
    "This is the first gift I've ever received.
[09:25] ---
    I'm so very happy.
[09:28] ---
    Thank you so much."
[09:31] ---
    "Idiot"
[09:31] ---
    Tears poured out of her empty eye sockets.
[09:36] ---
    And then the traveler was dead.
[09:49] ---
    Everyone else in class laughed.
    They called it a dumb story.
[09:53] ---
    But I closed my eyes and thought about it.
[09:57] ---
    I thought about the traveler who was
    swindled out of everything but her head,
[10:01] ---
    and still cried and said "thank you."
[10:05] ---
    And what I decided was...
[10:08] ---
    "What a lovely person."
[10:13] ---
    It's a waste of time to think about
    loss or life getting harder.
[10:17] ---
    The traveler never thought about that stuff.
[10:21] ---
    Even if other people think that
    makes her an idiot, I just don't. That's all.
[10:28] ---
    Even if other people think
    it's worth tricking her, I just won't.
[10:33] ---
    I'll just want to make her happy for real.
[10:40] ---
    Yuki, Kyo, what about you?
    Do you think she was an idiot after all?
[10:46] ---
    What do you think when you close your eyes?
[10:52] ---
    I think, "What a..."
[10:59] ---
    I'll go.
[11:01] ---
    Hmm? Oh, Kyo-kun, good morning!
[11:04] ---
    I'll go with you to the hot spring.
[11:08] ---
    I didn't get you a return gift...
[11:12] ---
    ...so as my gift, I'll put up
    with damn Yuki on the trip.
[11:15] ---
    Though maybe you're fine with me not going.
[11:21] ---
    Not at all! I'll definitely,
    definitely have more fun if you come!
[11:25] ---
    I'm so happy!
[11:27] ---
    Thank you. I'm so happy. Thank you.
[11:32] ---
    You're...
[11:35] ---
    You really are...
[11:38] ---
    What am I gonna do with you?
[11:43] ---
    Kyo's making heart eyes this morning!
[11:45] ---
    Am not!
[11:46] ---
    --Heart eyes!
    --What's going on?
[11:47] ---
    --Shut up!
    --What's going on?
[11:48] ---
    --Lovey-dovey heart eyes!
    --Oh, good morning.
[11:50] ---
    --Stop saying "heart eyes"!
    --Oh, good morning.
[11:51] ---
    --Stop saying "heart eyes"!
    --Kyo-kun says he'll come
[11:51] ---
    --Why? Are you anti-cuteness?
    --Kyo-kun says he'll come
[11:52] ---
    --Why? Are you anti-cuteness?
    --to the hot spring with us!
[11:54] ---
    --Heart eyes! Heart eyes!
    --Be quiet. And quit bouncing around.
[11:58] ---
    --Well, what can you do?
[11:59] ---
    --Grr!
    --Well, what can you do?
[12:00] ---
    --Heart eyes!
    --Well, what can you do?
[12:02] ---
    The trip will be fun, huh?
[12:03] ---
    Yes!
[12:05] ---
    The Leisurely Hot Spring Adventure is go!
[12:09] ---
    "Soma Hot Spring"
[12:13] ---
    Wow! This is a wonderful inn!
[12:17] ---
    It's wonderful on the inside, too!
[12:19] ---
    Getting a hot spring trip
    for White Day makes me feel...
[12:24] ---
    ...almost like I've turned into a princess!
[12:27] ---
    Princess Tohru!
[12:28] ---
    Don't feel that way over
    something this minor.
[12:31] ---
    Wel...
[12:33] ---
    Welcome...
[12:37] ---
    ...to the inn...
[12:39] ---
    "Properness"
[12:40] ---
    Properness!
[12:41] ---
    The word is "proprietress."
[12:41] ---
    "Proprietress"
[12:42] ---
    Please! Make yourselves at home!
[12:46] ---
    I apologize for startling you.
[12:48] ---
    It's all right.
[12:50] ---
    The properness is a Soma, too!
[12:52] ---
    But she's in frail health,
    so she lives here partly for medical reasons.
[12:56] ---
    I-I hope you won't overexert
    yourself on our account.
[13:00] ---
    What a nice girl you are.
[13:02] ---
    I wish young master Shigure
    had come, too, though.
[13:06] ---
    He said he has two books due on the same day.
[13:09] ---
    I wonder if the she knows about the zodiac...
[13:14] ---
    Could she be one of them, too?
[13:18] ---
    Here, we've arrived at your rooms.
[13:22] ---
    It's so big!
[13:24] ---
    --Your room is next door, Tohru-san.
    --Yes, ma'am.
[13:28] ---
    So this means I've gotta share
    a room with damn Yuki?
[13:32] ---
    I see you two still don't get along.
[13:34] ---
    I'll put up screens to partition
    the room. Please rest easy.
[13:38] ---
    That's not the issue! Why do I
    have to be with him even here at--
[13:40] ---
    I bet you you're just saying that
    'cause you wanna sleep in Tohru's room!
[13:45] ---
    Huh?!
[13:46] ---
    Despicable.
[13:47] ---
    That's not what I meant!
[13:50] ---
    Momiji, don't randomly say stuff like--
[13:52] ---
    Kyo-chan! How dare you say
    you want to room with a girl?!
[13:56] ---
    I always believed you were a good boy,
    despite being the Cat!
[14:00] ---
    When did you become so lascivious?!
[14:04] ---
    --This is horrifying...
    --You're the horrifying one!
[14:06] ---
    I'll apologize in your stead.
    I'll apologize to all the world!
[14:11] ---
    --I'm sorry for his lasciviousness!
[14:13] ---
    --What?! I told you that's not what I meant!
    --I'm sorry for his lasciviousness!
[14:15] ---
    --What?! I told you that's not what I meant!
    --I'm sorry...!
[14:15] ---
    --Never mind, I'm fine sharing with Yuki!
    --I'm sorry...!
[14:17] ---
    --Are we sure she's in frail health?
    --I'm sorry...!
[14:23] ---
    Quiet at last...
[14:25] ---
    --Tohru, I'm excited for the baths, are you?!
    --Yes!
[14:28] ---
    --Let's bathe together!
    --Yes!
[14:30] ---
    You're the lascivious one here.
[14:32] ---
    Aw, why?!
[14:34] ---
    Oh, but Momiji-kun is so young.
    I don't mind if--
[14:38] ---
    What?! Don't you talk crazy, too!
[14:41] ---
    Sheesh, Momiji, stop crying!
[14:45] ---
    I wanna bathe with Tohru!
[14:47] ---
    Momiji.
[14:49] ---
    No begging. You didn't bring Honda-san here
    to make her uncomfortable, right?
[14:55] ---
    Ja...
[14:56] ---
    But let's sleep together tonight, okay?!
[14:59] ---
    He doesn't get it.
[15:02] ---
    This is amazing.
[15:04] ---
    It's my first open-air bath!
[15:06] ---
    --I can picture Momiji-kun swimming in it.
    --Stop swimming! This is a bath! Bath!
[15:11] ---
    Now, then...
[15:13] ---
    Ta-da!
[15:15] ---
    What do you think, Mom? Does it feel good?
[15:18] ---
    Oh, hello.
[15:21] ---
    Ma'am!
[15:22] ---
    How is the water?
[15:24] ---
    It feels great.
[15:26] ---
    Oh, what's that?
[15:28] ---
    This is my mother. She died last year.
[15:33] ---
    I wanted her to have a chance
    to enjoy the spring, too.
[15:37] ---
    How lovely!
[15:42] ---
    I neglected to say so earlier,
[15:45] ---
    but my child is a zodiac member,
    like young master Yun and the others...
[15:51] ---
    The Monkey.
[15:56] ---
    To be honest, I was anxious
    when I first heard about you.
[16:04] ---
    I worried that someone outside
    the Somas knowing the zodiac secret
[16:09] ---
    would deepen the psychological wounds
    of my child, and the other children.
[16:16] ---
    But I apologize for thinking that.
[16:20] ---
    I can tell that you're safe, Tohru-san.
[16:22] ---
    If you ever meet my child,
[16:26] ---
    please make friends, like
    you did with the others.
[16:30] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am! I hope I have the chance soon.
[16:33] ---
    What is your child like?
[16:37] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[16:40] ---
    I understand the world's condemnation,
[16:41] ---
    but my only child is precious to me
    and a deeply kind person at heart!
[16:48] ---
    I will apologize!
[16:49] ---
    --I'm sorry! I won't ask any more questions!
    --I'll apologize to all the world!
[16:52] ---
    They sound like they're having fun, too.
[16:56] ---
    Yep! The properness is Ritchan's Mutti.
[17:00] ---
    Ritchan-san...?
[17:01] ---
    Ritchan lives "outside,"
    like Shii-chan, so you'll meet eventually.
[17:06] ---
    Okay!
[17:07] ---
    Anyway, wanna play ping pong?
[17:10] ---
    Neither of them will play with me.
[17:17] ---
    Out.
[17:18] ---
    I told you, it has to bounce once.
[17:20] ---
    Shut up! Why would I do something
    that just slows me down?!
[17:23] ---
    Because it's the rule.
[17:27] ---
    Out.
[17:28] ---
    Again, Kyo?
[17:29] ---
    I thought I'd let you compete with me
    for once, but you're hopeless at this.
[17:33] ---
    Do your best, Kyo-kun!
[17:39] ---
    I can't take this stupid game anymore!
[17:40] ---
    We'll fist fight!
    Real men battle with their fists!
[17:43] ---
    You're the one who suggested
    a ping pong battle.
[17:46] ---
    U-Um...
[17:47] ---
    Well, er, p-please battle with me!
[17:51] ---
    --Say what?
    --That sounds fun to watch!
[17:54] ---
    Just so you know, I'm not gonna
    go easy on you because you're a girl.
[17:57] ---
    Okay!
[17:59] ---
    All right, here it comes!
[18:01] ---
    --Okay!
    --Don't forget the bounce.
[18:03] ---
    Shut up!
[18:04] ---
    Here.
[18:15] ---
    I missed!
[18:16] ---
    I can see that.
[18:17] ---
    You really suck at this.
[18:19] ---
    Kyo's got no room to talk!
[18:21] ---
    Oh, yeah? Are you good at it, then, brat?!
[18:25] ---
    Wenn schon, denn schon!
[18:26] ---
    Wen-what?!
[18:28] ---
    --It means I'll do it!
    --I'll pass!
[18:36] ---
    Yuki-kun?
[18:37] ---
    Er, what's the matter?
[18:40] ---
    Do you feel sick?
[18:44] ---
    That was funny!
[18:47] ---
    You're fun to watch, Honda-san.
[18:51] ---
    You put your all
    into that bad swing... I'm sorry!
[18:56] ---
    You could've laughed in front of me.
[18:59] ---
    I don't want to laugh in front of Kyo.
[19:03] ---
    I've never even laughed
    like this in front of my parents.
[19:06] ---
    Oh, I just remembered.
[19:09] ---
    Here, for you.
[19:13] ---
    It's my White Day return present.
[19:16] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[19:18] ---
    I wanted to give it to you sooner,
    but the timing never seemed right.
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    Open it.
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    Okay.
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    I wasn't sure what to get you...
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    ...but I thought that might suit you best.
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    Does it meet with your approval,
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    Princess?
[19:50] ---
    U-U-Um, y-yes, of course!
[19:54] ---
    I-I'm touched!
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    I consider that...
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    ...a truly great honor.
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    How was my act?
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    He really is like a prince.
[20:15] ---
    Mom, there are a lot of princes
    in the Soma family.
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    Cool ones...
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    ...and cute ones...
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    ...and kind ones.
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    I'm so happy that I get
    to spend my days with them.
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    Tonight makes me grateful all over again.
[20:39] ---
    Thank you.
[20:45] ---
    I'm sorry I wasn't a better host...
[20:48] ---
    Please... come again...
[20:51] ---
    Don't use me as a crutch.
[20:53] ---
    Please take care of yourself.
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    You, too, Tohru-san.
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    I will!
[20:59] ---
    The bus sure is late picking us up.
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    Momiji-kun, I suppose I won't be able
    to see you when I'm not working anymore.
[21:07] ---
    Huh?
[21:08] ---
    Say, what grade will you be in this April?
    Are you starting middle school?
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    Nein!
[21:15] ---
    I'll be starting high school!
[21:17] ---
    And I got permission to go to your school!
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    With Haru, too!
[21:25] ---
    --Huh?!
    --Excuse me?!
[21:27] ---
    Why did you and Haru secretly
    apply to our school together?!
[21:30] ---
    To surprise you!
[21:32] ---
    Seriously?
[21:34] ---
    I get why they gave your hair a pass,
    but I'm amazed Haru managed it with his hair.
[21:37] ---
    Why?
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    Honda-san, it sounds like
    you didn't know this,
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    but Momiji is only a year
    younger than us, just like Haru.
[21:45] ---
    What?!
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    I-I thought he was in elementary school!
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    But now he's coming to our high school
    in April! With Hatsuharu-san!
[21:52] ---
    I can't decide which part
    I should be most surprised by!
[21:55] ---
    Be surprised by it all!
[21:58] ---
    It sounds like school will
    get even livelier this spring.
[22:04] ---
    What do you think of my return gift?
[22:07] ---
    This old man will be thrilled the day
    she wears this and calls me "Master!"
[22:12] ---
    Try not to get arrested.
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    "You Look Like You're Having Fun"
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    You look like you're having fun.
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