E20 - I Can't Believe You Picked It Up

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[00:01] ---
    Mogeeee!
[00:02] ---
    Crap, I can't believe
    how strong this enemy is!
[00:05] ---
    Ha, ha, ha! Do you fear my power, Art?
[00:10] ---
    But guess what!
[00:12] ---
    At home, I am reduced to a henpecked husband,
    tied to my wife's apron strings!
[00:17] ---
    I can't believe how childish he is!
    He's taking out his family stress on me!
[00:22] ---
    Mogeta!
[00:23] ---
    Let's go, Mogeta! Triple Turbo Charge Swat!
[00:26] ---
    The enemy has his own struggles
    in life, doesn't he?
[00:30] ---
    But his wife might have her reasons, too...
[00:34] ---
    This is a tough problem.
[00:36] ---
    This anime is a problem
    in and of itself, if you ask me.
[00:42] ---
    Morning.
[00:43] ---
    Good morning!
[00:44] ---
    Shigure, it's evening. Maybe you should try
    getting your sleep schedule together.
[00:49] ---
    Writers don't have to do that,
    which is why I became one!
[00:55] ---
    Say, who's this? She looks just like Satchan.
[00:58] ---
    Shall I buy you some candy, little girl?
[01:01] ---
    Are you still asleep?
    Or was that some kind of creepy joke?
[01:05] ---
    Boo-hoo!
[01:07] ---
    Yuki-kun is always so cold to me.
[01:10] ---
    Let her go before your crassness infects her.
[01:13] ---
    "Mogeta"
[01:15] ---
    So anyway, how is school going?
[01:20] ---
    Good... I'm trying hard...
[01:24] ---
    I can try hard now, because my mom...
    and everyone else...
[01:33] ---
    ...are here for me.
[01:39] ---
    I love you!
[01:40] ---
    Hearts are dancing in the air.
[01:44] ---
    Auntie, where's Kisa?
[01:46] ---
    Oh, Kisa is staying
    at Shigure-san's house tonight.
[01:51] ---
    She seems totally smitten with Tohru-san.
[01:56] ---
    Hmm...
[02:04] ---
    "Fruits Basket"
[03:36] ---
    Whoops, I got here a little early.
[03:39] ---
    I'll kill some time
    in the changing room, and--
[03:45] ---
    What's that?
[03:48] ---
    A shoe fell out of the sky...
[03:50] ---
    Hey.
[03:52] ---
    Pick that up.
[03:56] ---
    Wow, what a cute boy.
[04:00] ---
    Come on, pick it up.
[04:02] ---
    Right! Here you go.
[04:05] ---
    Moron. I can't believe you picked it up.
[04:09] ---
    Don't you have any identity
    or personal policy?
[04:12] ---
    If I said "turn around," would you do it?
    If I said "trip," would you do that, too?
[04:16] ---
    No...?
[04:17] ---
    I can't stand people
    who have no self-independence.
[04:21] ---
    Hurry up and give that back!
    Or are you planning to steal it?
[04:25] ---
    What? N-No, of course not!
[04:27] ---
    I don't understand what's happening...
[04:29] ---
    Oof.
[04:31] ---
    Seriously, are you incapable of being polite
    after I came all the way here to meet you?
[04:35] ---
    Huh? U-Um...
[04:38] ---
    Who usually bothers
    coming to meet your loser self?
[04:41] ---
    Use your brain and extrapolate!
[04:45] ---
    --You're a zodiac--
    --You're so slow! Stupid girl.
[04:48] ---
    S-Sorry!
[04:49] ---
    Ugh, you don't live up to
    your reputation at all.
[04:53] ---
    This is dumb. I should've stayed home.
[04:56] ---
    At least take me out to eat.
[04:58] ---
    Huh? Huh?!
[05:00] ---
    Don't "Huh?" me.
    You need to make this worth my while.
[05:03] ---
    E-Er, but I'm on my way to work,
    and I don't have much money with me--
[05:08] ---
    What, so you want me to treat you?
    You're mooching off a kid now?
[05:12] ---
    You don't see anything wrong with
    using extortion to get what you want?
[05:16] ---
    --I--
    --I can't stand self-centered people.
[05:19] ---
    --E-Er...
    --Do you seriously have no money on you?
[05:23] ---
    Show me your wallet!
[05:26] ---
    This bag is kinda shabby.
[05:30] ---
    This pocketbook is a nice color, though.
[05:32] ---
    I like dark green.
[05:34] ---
    --Give me this.
    --What? No, I can't, it--
[05:37] ---
    I'm Hiro Soma.
[05:39] ---
    Might as well introduce myself,
    though I doubt we'll ever meet again.
[05:43] ---
    --Bye. Thanks for the
    amazingly boring experience.
[05:45] ---
    --W-Wait, please!
    --Bye. Thanks for the
    amazingly boring experience.
[05:47] ---
    There's a photo
    of my mother in that...
[05:51] ---
    ...pocketbook...
[05:56] ---
    My mother just got kidnapped.
[05:59] ---
    I-I need to get him to give her back.
    I can't worry about my job right now.
[06:05] ---
    Tohru?
[06:08] ---
    What are you doing on the sidewalk?
[06:11] ---
    Momiji-kun...!
[06:13] ---
    You look like someone
    kicked you out into the streets.
[06:22] ---
    She's just some mama's girl.
[06:25] ---
    So uncool.
[06:26] ---
    Hiro?
[06:28] ---
    What are you doing here?
[06:30] ---
    What's it to you?
[06:32] ---
    Or are you saying I can't sit here?
[06:35] ---
    Do I need your permission? Do you have
    the right to complain about it?
[06:40] ---
    Wow, you must be a king!
[06:43] ---
    Cut the crap, kid!
[06:45] ---
    You're just a cheeky little brat.
[06:48] ---
    Should you be losing
    your temper at a "little brat"?
[06:50] ---
    I'll send you flying into
    the stratosphere, punk!
[06:52] ---
    Hiro-san!
[06:55] ---
    My... My pocketbook...
[06:58] ---
    Are you--
[06:59] ---
    My... My mother is inside!
[07:04] ---
    Hiro! Did you do something to her?!
[07:07] ---
    What, are you gonna accuse me without proof?
[07:09] ---
    How'll you make it up to me if I'm innocent?
[07:12] ---
    All I did was take her pocketbook.
[07:14] ---
    You just admitted it!
[07:16] ---
    Give it back right now.
[07:18] ---
    Yeah, right. That stupid girl
    begged me to take it.
[07:22] ---
    "Stupid girl"? You better stop
    the smart-mouthing before I stop you, Hiro!
[07:26] ---
    --Kyo-kun!
    --Go ahead, if you want
    to be arrested for child abuse.
[07:31] ---
    Hiro-chan!
[07:34] ---
    Hiro-chan... did you...
    steal from Big Sister?
[07:40] ---
    Oh, hello, Kisa-san!
[07:43] ---
    But what are you doing here?
[07:45] ---
    Tee-hee!
[07:46] ---
    I see,
[07:48] ---
    so the Rabbit was behind this.
[07:51] ---
    Hiro-chan... you have to give it back.
[07:55] ---
    You shouldn't... cause
    trouble for Big Sister.
[08:02] ---
    Hiro-chan...?
[08:05] ---
    This is dumb.
[08:06] ---
    I don't even want this thing!
[08:09] ---
    Das ist keine Art!
[08:11] ---
    --Hiro!
    --I-It's okay, everything's fine now.
[08:14] ---
    It's not fine!
[08:16] ---
    H-Hiro-chan, why'd you do that?
[08:19] ---
    I don't want you to do things...
    that make people sad...!
[08:27] ---
    What's the big deal about "Big Sister"?!
    That stupid girl is all you talk about!
[08:33] ---
    You even took the Mogeta DVD
    straight to her place!
[08:38] ---
    I lent it to you!
[08:40] ---
    I was gonna watch it with you!
[08:43] ---
    But... when you lent it...
    you didn't say that...
[08:49] ---
    I'm not interested in this,
    but you like it, right?
[08:52] ---
    You can borrow it.
    I'm not interested, though.
[08:54] ---
    You want to make me spell out
    every little thought?! Figure it out!
[08:58] ---
    Hiro's being unreasonable!
[09:00] ---
    Shut up, Rabbit!
[09:03] ---
    I mean, I know I couldn't do anything
    for you when you were in trouble...
[09:08] ---
    But...
[09:10] ---
    But I was worried about you, too,
    Kisa... Really worried...
[09:24] ---
    What the heck is going on?
[09:25] ---
    --You're so dense, Kyo.
    --Huh?
[09:28] ---
    Hiro was jealous of Tohru.
[09:30] ---
    He's trying his best,
    but he's still a sixth-grader.
[09:34] ---
    He's awkward about his feelings.
[09:37] ---
    I'm sorry, Hiro-chan.
[09:40] ---
    Let's definitely... watch it
    together next time... okay?
[09:48] ---
    Ah, so I was his romantic rival!
[09:52] ---
    That's rough for you, Tohru.
[09:54] ---
    Say what?
[09:55] ---
    But apologize to Big Sister, okay?
[09:59] ---
    That's right, Hiro! Tohru has work today,
    and you made her late!
[10:04] ---
    No, sir, an apology won't be good enough!
[10:07] ---
    I'm setting a punishment for you, Hiro-san!
[10:10] ---
    And what's that?
    What do you intend to make me do?
[10:14] ---
    I sentence you to the hug penalty!
[10:18] ---
    Seriously? How is that a punishment?
[10:22] ---
    She must have been
    wondering what year Hiro is.
[10:26] ---
    It's officially a pleasure to meet you...
[10:30] ---
    ...Hiro-san!
[10:33] ---
    The new zodiac member
    I met today is very smart,
[10:38] ---
    but he's still a young boy.
[10:41] ---
    He's in love in a clumsy, yet adorable way.
[10:49] ---
    Ha, ha, ha! Do you fear my power, Art?
[10:54] ---
    But guess what?
[10:56] ---
    At home, I am reduced to a henpecked husband,
    tied to my wife's apron strings!
[11:01] ---
    What, so would he quit being the enemy
    if his wife eased up on him?
[11:04] ---
    Does it not occur to him
    that maybe he just sucks?
[11:07] ---
    What is that line even supposed to mean?
[11:10] ---
    Let's just quietly watch the anime, Hii-kun.
[11:14] ---
    Here.
[11:15] ---
    My tea ran out, so hurry up and pour more!
[11:17] ---
    Or are you not letting me have any more?
[11:20] ---
    Oh, no, I didn't notice!
[11:23] ---
    I can't stand people who have
    no sympathy for others.
[11:26] ---
    Hiro-chan...
[11:28] ---
    It's fine, Kisa-san.
[11:30] ---
    It's not fine! Be more careful!
[11:33] ---
    Right! I'll do my best.
[11:34] ---
    Oi, Hiro! She's not your servant.
[11:37] ---
    You've got no place acting high and mighty
    in someone else's house.
[11:42] ---
    --Why do you come over on
    all your days off school, anyway?
[11:44] ---
    --Here.
    --Why do you come over on
    all your days off school, anyway?
[11:46] ---
    Excuse me? When did the Cat
    become master of this house?
[11:50] ---
    Are you contributing something
    that qualifies you to complain?
[11:53] ---
    I can't stand people who complain
    all the time while taking no responsibility.
[11:58] ---
    I want to punch him so hard right now.
[12:01] ---
    Any snot-nosed brat can point out
    an issue without solving it.
[12:06] ---
    --Like you're any better than me!
[12:08] ---
    --Okay, stop.
    --Like you're any better than me!
[12:09] ---
    Time out, Kyo-chan.
[12:11] ---
    Hii-kun is just in a
    rebellious phase right now.
[12:14] ---
    Say what?!
[12:15] ---
    He can take his phase or whatever
    back to the main estate and flirt there!
[12:19] ---
    That's not so easy to do, you know?
[12:24] ---
    It takes a lot of guts for zodiac members
    to flirt, inside or outside the compound.
[12:29] ---
    It's a whole thing.
[12:33] ---
    Anyway, just let what he says wash over you.
[12:36] ---
    Losing your temper only proves that
    you're still in your rebellious phase.
[12:41] ---
    Try to become a mature adult, like me--
[12:43] ---
    "Adult"?
[12:45] ---
    You think a man who can't meet
    his deadlines is a mature adult?
[12:49] ---
    --Oh, my.
    --She was at the front door,
    looking seconds from hanging herself.
[12:52] ---
    Why?! Why won't you ever finish on time?!
[12:57] ---
    It's a real mystery, isn't it? I agree.
[13:01] ---
    Sensei, you big jerk!
[13:03] ---
    Okay, okay. Fine.
[13:06] ---
    Really? You're going to write?!
[13:11] ---
    Oh! I just remembered something
    I have to do! I'll be right back!
[13:14] ---
    You're kidding! Wait, stop!
[13:19] ---
    --It's so loud here.
    --Sensei! Hey, stop! Come back!
[13:20] ---
    --Can't you people value tranquility a little more?
    --Sensei! Hey, stop! Come back!
[13:23] ---
    --Also, I want more tea.
    --Sensei! Hey, stop! Come back!
[13:25] ---
    I said stop that!
[13:26] ---
    I'll make more right away.
[13:28] ---
    And you stop obeying his every word!
[13:31] ---
    Forget these brats, I'm out!
[13:34] ---
    Somehow, this household
    gets noisier every day.
[13:40] ---
    Hiro-chan,
[13:42] ---
    do you...
[13:46] ---
    ...hate Big Sister?
[13:49] ---
    I don't like her...
[13:52] ---
    Th-Then why do you bring me here?
[13:56] ---
    Because...
[13:58] ---
    Because you like her, Kisa.
[14:04] ---
    Yeah.
[14:07] ---
    When I'm with her... I feel warmer.
[14:15] ---
    Thank you for waiting!
[14:23] ---
    Bathroom.
[14:32] ---
    I'm sorry. Hiro-chan is
    a very nice person, I promise.
[14:37] ---
    You two are very close, aren't you?
[14:40] ---
    I...
[14:42] ---
    I thought Hiro-chan hated me.
[14:47] ---
    He used to play with me
    lots last year, but...
[14:54] ---
    He suddenly started ignoring me...
[14:57] ---
    I... didn't know why...
[15:02] ---
    So I was really surprised...
[15:06] ---
    I was worried about you.
[15:10] ---
    ...and happy.
[15:13] ---
    Wow.
[15:17] ---
    Hey.
[15:19] ---
    W-Welcome back! Your tea is ready!
[15:22] ---
    You don't have work today, right?
    Take us somewhere.
[15:25] ---
    Hmm? Um, where would--
[15:27] ---
    Seriously? You can't even
    decide that for yourself?
[15:31] ---
    Don't you have any preferences or principles?
[15:33] ---
    Are you happy to just walk whatever path
    other people set down for you?
[15:37] ---
    Wow, that sure must be an easy way to live!
[15:41] ---
    I'm sorry...
[15:45] ---
    Hiro probably didn't realize yet
    how Akito would react to what he said,
[15:52] ---
    and he may have been afraid to stay silent.
[15:57] ---
    I love Kisa.
[16:00] ---
    Which led Akito to injure Kisa so badly
    it took two weeks for her to fully heal.
[16:06] ---
    So she got beaten black and blue.
[16:09] ---
    The word is that Hiro avoided her
    as much as possible after that.
[16:15] ---
    And then Kisa apparently
    started getting bullied.
[16:21] ---
    It's natural for someone
    to get cowardly if the one
[16:25] ---
    they love is hurt because of them.
[16:27] ---
    He probably doesn't know what to do
    with his rage at himself for what he did.
[16:33] ---
    He can't blame Akito, after all.
[16:36] ---
    And so he's taking it out on Tohru-kun, eh?
[16:39] ---
    Ah, the absurdity of the young!
[16:42] ---
    You surprise me.
[16:43] ---
    How so?
[16:45] ---
    I'm surprised you didn't
    know all this already.
[16:48] ---
    I thought Akito told you everything.
[16:52] ---
    Apparently, even I'm not trusted.
[16:57] ---
    Akito can do as Akito likes.
[17:00] ---
    Of the two of us, I'm not the one
[17:04] ---
    who'll be sorry in the end.
[17:07] ---
    You're a child.
[17:09] ---
    Yep! Sickeningly immature, in fact.
[17:13] ---
    I worry that Akito will eventually
    take it out on Honda-kun,
[17:17] ---
    just like Hiro did.
[17:19] ---
    We really are terrible at this, aren't we?
[17:26] ---
    At falling in love, and cherishing people.
[17:33] ---
    This is a park.
[17:35] ---
    Yes, it is.
[17:37] ---
    Why would you pick a cheap place like this?
[17:40] ---
    Have you never heard of things
    like "movies" and "amusement parks"?
[17:44] ---
    U-Um, I really don't have much money
    at the moment... just 1,535 yen...
[17:50] ---
    I like parks.
[17:52] ---
    I forgive you.
[17:53] ---
    Thank you very much...
[17:56] ---
    Oh, look, a crêpe truck!
    Would you two like crêpes?
[18:00] ---
    Do you want one, Kisa?
[18:02] ---
    Yeah.
[18:03] ---
    I'll go buy some, then.
[18:05] ---
    I'll have a chocolate one.
[18:06] ---
    Okay.
[18:08] ---
    What would you like, Kisa-san?
[18:10] ---
    Um, strawberry... No, wait...
[18:14] ---
    Wavering between that and something else?
[18:16] ---
    Banana...
[18:17] ---
    Well, shall we get one of each and share?
[18:20] ---
    --Okay.
    --Wait just a minute!
[18:25] ---
    Excuse me.
[18:28] ---
    One chocolate, one strawberry,
    and one chocolate banana, please.
[18:31] ---
    Got it!
[18:32] ---
    Just give me a minute or two.
[18:33] ---
    Okay!
[18:34] ---
    Let's see...
[18:38] ---
    --Y-Y-You startled me!
[18:39] ---
    --I'll pay for Kisa's and mine.
    --Y-Y-You startled me!
[18:42] ---
    R-Right!
[18:46] ---
    I don't get it...
[18:48] ---
    If a space cadet like you
    could do it, why couldn't I?
[18:55] ---
    Are you really that great?
[18:58] ---
    Hmm?
[18:59] ---
    Can you just dispel
    anybody's worries about anything?
[19:04] ---
    Can you erase any sorrow or pain?
    Can you save people?
[19:08] ---
    U-Um, no, I'm really not that--
[19:12] ---
    Modesty just comes off as pandering
    sometimes, so don't go there.
[19:15] ---
    Okay.
[19:19] ---
    I loved her...
[19:21] ---
    And I wanted to be true to my feelings...
[19:25] ---
    And I wanted the family head
    to understand that.
[19:30] ---
    But
[19:32] ---
    I'm unfair.
[19:34] ---
    It's my fault Kisa got hurt,
    but I couldn't say anything to her.
[19:39] ---
    Or to the family head.
[19:44] ---
    Why...?
[19:47] ---
    Why am I such a child?
[19:53] ---
    Even though I can't do anything...
[19:56] ---
    even though I'm just a bratty kid...
[19:58] ---
    I got jealous of her
    for showing up and helping.
[20:02] ---
    I suck.
[20:07] ---
    I'm sick to death of how childish I am.
[20:11] ---
    I don't want to be like this.
[20:13] ---
    I want to be a mature adult. But I...
[20:20] ---
    You're amazing, Hiro-san.
[20:22] ---
    I just can't believe you're
    only in sixth grade.
[20:25] ---
    Hey! I wasn't asking you
    to make me feel better.
[20:29] ---
    Or are you buttering me up?
[20:31] ---
    No, I'm not.
[20:33] ---
    My mom told me that it's really scary
    to admit you're still a child,
[20:39] ---
    so plenty of people avoid facing it.
[20:43] ---
    So...
[20:46] ---
    So anyone who can admit that to themselves
[20:50] ---
    has a lot of courage, she said.
[20:53] ---
    It's not true that you can't do anything.
[20:56] ---
    You can grow into a wonderful prince
    who protects Kisa-san.
[21:01] ---
    Because you have courage
    in your heart,
[21:07] ---
    Hiro-san.
[21:11] ---
    So what you're saying is, there's nothing
    princely whatsoever about me right now?
[21:16] ---
    Huh?! Th-That's not what I--
[21:18] ---
    Well, you're right about that.
[21:22] ---
    Here you go!
[21:24] ---
    Thank you.
[21:28] ---
    Eh, that speech was worth the price
    of a crêpe. I'll treat you just this once.
[21:37] ---
    She's so embarrassing. "Prince," she says!
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    Shouldn't say stuff like that
    when she's got no proof I can do it.
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    What if I can't?
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    Is she gonna take responsibility?
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    If I just can't...
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    You have courage.
[21:59] ---
    Hiro-chan, what happened?
[22:03] ---
    Did something make you happy?
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    I'll do it, just you watch.
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    I swear it.
[22:10] ---
    Hiro-san! You forgot your change!
[23:44] ---
    "I Never Back Down from a Wave Fight"
[23:46] ---
    I never back down from a wave fight.
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