E3 - Let's Play Rich Man-Poor Man!

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    "29th Annual
    Kaibara High School
    Culture Festival"
[00:02] ---
    The Culture Festival is coming up next month,
[00:04] ---
    and things are suddenly
    getting busy at school.
[00:08] ---
    It's official.
[00:10] ---
    Our class has voted
    to operate a rice ball stand.
[00:15] ---
    Next, I'd like to hear opinions
    on what fillings we should use.
[00:19] ---
    Yes! How about tricolor rice balls?
[00:23] ---
    It would be fun to have three fillings
    in one rice ball! And a good deal!
[00:29] ---
    That's cute. I like it.
[00:30] ---
    Seriously?
[00:32] ---
    We should drop that idea, Yuki-kun!
[00:35] ---
    Yeah, what if she suggests
    a tuna, kelp, and pickled plum combo?
[00:38] ---
    Ugh, how gross!
[00:42] ---
    The "gross" things here
    are your personalities, morons.
[00:45] ---
    Don't bring steel pipes to school!
[00:47] ---
    --How about battle rice balls?
    --Battle?
[00:50] ---
    One-on-one matches, first to score
    an Ippon wins. The only rule is "no killing."
[00:54] ---
    Weapons are allowed.
[00:56] ---
    People fight for their rice balls,
    even if they bleed, even if they lose an arm!
[01:00] ---
    Idea rejected.
[01:01] ---
    What's with that attitude?!
    I'm cooperating and giving my idea!
[01:05] ---
    What if we mix in some duds?
[01:07] ---
    Maybe people who buy three
    could choose one more for free,
[01:11] ---
    but some of the choices are duds?
[01:14] ---
    Idea accepted!
[01:15] ---
    Why'd you accept his idea?!
[01:17] ---
    Yours was too weird, Kyon-Kyon.
[01:20] ---
    Don't pout about it, Kyon-Kyon.
[01:21] ---
    Don't call me "Kyon-Kyon"!
[01:22] ---
    Don't be mad, Kyon-Kyon.
[01:24] ---
    --Look, cats!
    --What the heck?
[01:26] ---
    --When'd they get here?
    --Where'd they come from?
[01:28] ---
    How cute!
[01:30] ---
    Forget this!
[01:31] ---
    Wait, Kyon-Kyon! What's with those cats?!
[01:34] ---
    --Very odd.
    --Eep!
[01:36] ---
    Don't worry, you're way
    ahead of him in oddness.
[01:39] ---
    He's really hot-tempered, though, huh?
[01:43] ---
    The polar opposite of our prince.
[01:54] ---
    Here you are!
[01:57] ---
    You really like high places,
    don't you, Kyo-kun?
[02:00] ---
    Oh, hello, kitty.
[02:03] ---
    So cute.
[02:04] ---
    Cats love you, don't they?
[02:07] ---
    Whatever. They just show up around me.
[02:10] ---
    It happens to all of us with our animals.
[02:13] ---
    Wow, that must be fun!
[02:15] ---
    Like hell it is!
[02:17] ---
    Did you want something, or what?
[02:19] ---
    I was just worried, that's all.
[02:22] ---
    Aren't you going to join us
    on the Culture Festival project?
[02:27] ---
    You don't need me.
    Everything'll go fine as long as Yuki's there.
[02:33] ---
    He's always been smart, good at
    organizing stuff, and good with people.
[02:38] ---
    Everybody naturally respects
    his talents and trusts him.
[02:44] ---
    I'm the one who started martial arts first,
    and now he's better at it than me.
[02:50] ---
    I knew it. Rat children are always special.
[02:54] ---
    Yes. Too bad the same
    can't be said of Cat children.
[03:00] ---
    It pisses me off.
[03:02] ---
    Not like I have a choice.
    If I could be like him...
[03:06] ---
    ...I would.
[04:31] ---
    "Fruits Basket"
[04:41] ---
    Let's play Rich Man-Poor Man!
[04:43] ---
    Go to freakin' Yuki for that.
[04:46] ---
    But Soma-kun isn't here.
[04:48] ---
    Way to spoil my fun.
[04:50] ---
    You seem so dumb and unorganized,
    I figured you'd make an easy mark.
[04:56] ---
    A real man never runs away
    from a fight, you know. Pathetic!
[05:01] ---
    Fine, you're on! Try not to cry
    when you lose, Gangster Girl!
[05:05] ---
    The loser's gotta do
    everyone's cleaning duty!
[05:09] ---
    Ah, what a pleasant maelstrom of waves.
[05:12] ---
    I wonder where Soma-kun went...
[05:16] ---
    I'm sorry.
[05:18] ---
    I'm just not interested
    in dating anyone right now.
[05:21] ---
    So I can't be what you--
[05:22] ---
    No, I don't want to hear this!
[05:25] ---
    Yuki-kun!
[05:28] ---
    Er, I'm... um...
[05:31] ---
    You're nice, Yuki-kun, but you're
    closed off to other people, aren't you?
[05:37] ---
    Everyone says it!
[05:39] ---
    "Yuki-kun is special!"
    "A normal girl isn't good enough for him!"
[05:47] ---
    Revolution!
[05:49] ---
    You underhanded jerk!
[05:51] ---
    It's allowed in the damn rules!
[05:53] ---
    Hmm, Revolution turns
    the strong cards weak, so...
[05:57] ---
    Secret technique:
[06:01] ---
    Revolution Reversal.
[06:03] ---
    Hey!
[06:04] ---
    She got you, Carrots.
[06:07] ---
    Nice work, Hanajima-san.
[06:08] ---
    Looking lame there, Kyon-Kyon.
[06:10] ---
    Shut up! We're just getting started!
[06:14] ---
    You're closed off to
    other people, aren't you?
[06:20] ---
    Rich Man-Poor Man, eh?
[06:22] ---
    I know the rules, but I've never played it.
[06:25] ---
    I only learned it from Uo-chan just recently.
[06:29] ---
    You should join us next time!
[06:31] ---
    So he ended up the Poor Man, I see.
[06:35] ---
    Please let me help.
[06:37] ---
    No. A loss is a loss.
[06:40] ---
    But I'm gonna win next time, got it?!
[06:42] ---
    I'll beat you, too, obviously!
[06:44] ---
    Don't you ever get sick of saying that?
[06:46] ---
    Winning against you is my mission! My goal!
[06:49] ---
    Having to deal with that
    is my annoyance. My misfortune.
[06:52] ---
    That condescending attitude
    of yours pisses me off!
[06:56] ---
    That simplistic thinking
    of yours pisses me off.
[06:59] ---
    --I'm gonna make that ugly face
    of yours cry "Uncle" one day!
    --Th-They're fighting again.
[07:01] ---
    --I'm gonna make that ugly face
    of yours cry "Uncle" one day!
    --I don't think the fact that they're Rat and Cat
[07:03] ---
    --Uncle.
    --I don't think the fact that they're Rat and Cat
[07:03] ---
    --Hey! Aren't you embarrassed
    to just come out and say that?!
    --is enough to explain why their relationship is this bad.
[07:06] ---
    Come to think of it...
[07:08] ---
    I'll win against you, and become
    a full-fledged member of the Somas!
[07:13] ---
    Did Kyo-kun mean that
    if he can beat Soma-kun,
[07:17] ---
    he'll be included in zodiac?
[07:21] ---
    Which would mean...
[07:22] ---
    The Cat and the Twelve
    would become the Thirteen?!
[07:25] ---
    That would be wonderful!
[07:27] ---
    --I'll beat you into the ground!
    --But fighting is no good...
[07:30] ---
    --Great ready, you cold-blooded rat!
    --Um, Kyo-kun--
[07:41] ---
    Watching you makes my blood boil.
[07:46] ---
    Soma-kun...
[07:48] ---
    Dammit.
[07:50] ---
    Why can't I win?
[07:52] ---
    Are you all right?
    You didn't bite your tongue, did you?
[07:55] ---
    I'm not an amateur!
[07:56] ---
    Just forget me and get out of here!
[07:59] ---
    No, I mean... um...
[08:03] ---
    It's just uncool how I keep losing, you know?
[08:06] ---
    --Huh?
    --Never mind!
[08:08] ---
    Just go home. You've got work today, right?
[08:13] ---
    His moves were a lot rougher than usual.
    Maybe he's in a bad mood...
[08:21] ---
    Good night!
[08:26] ---
    Soma-kun is so considerate of other people,
[08:31] ---
    but maybe that makes him
    bottle up all his feelings inside.
[08:37] ---
    And so...
[08:44] ---
    Ouch!
[08:47] ---
    It's dangerous to think while you walk.
[08:54] ---
    Good evening.
[08:56] ---
    Who is this? They're in
    the building so late at night...
[09:02] ---
    "Tohru Honda"
[09:02] ---
    --"Tohru"?
    --Huh?!
[09:04] ---
    Tohru Honda?
[09:05] ---
    Y-Yes, that's me...
[09:07] ---
    Sieh da! Welch ein Glück!
[09:09] ---
    A foreigner!
[09:12] ---
    Schön dich kennenzulernen.
[09:14] ---
    I-I'm sorry! I don't speak English!
[09:17] ---
    Sehr hübsch!
[09:19] ---
    Um, I, um--!
[09:22] ---
    Good night!
[09:26] ---
    "29th Annual
    Kaibara High School
    Culture Festival"
[09:29] ---
    Fest...?
[09:35] ---
    Honda-san? What's got you so flustered?
[09:37] ---
    Th-There was a strange f-f-for--
[09:40] ---
    "For"?
[09:42] ---
    Soma-kun?
[09:43] ---
    Hi. I hope work went well.
[09:46] ---
    Did you come here to walk me home?
[09:49] ---
    Yep. It's dangerous for girls
    to be out this late.
[09:53] ---
    Thank you very much!
    You and Kyo-kun are both so kind.
[10:01] ---
    Well, shall we?
[10:03] ---
    S-Soma-kun!
[10:05] ---
    Um... if you happen to have any
    pent-up worries or anything, please tell me!
[10:13] ---
    Like they say, telling someone
    your bad dreams brings good luck, so...
[10:18] ---
    If you're comfortable with me,
[10:19] ---
    --I don't mind you hitting
    me with all the wor--
[10:21] ---
    --Stop flirting and go home, youngsters!
    --I don't mind you hitting me with all the wor--
[10:28] ---
    I meant that, but I may be
    adding to your worries.
[10:37] ---
    Back when I lived at home,
[10:39] ---
    it felt like I was in a cage,
    with the main family and Akito always watching.
[10:44] ---
    I longed for a normal life
    surrounded by normal people.
[10:50] ---
    That's why I applied to
    a coed high school and left home.
[10:55] ---
    But I haven't really
    managed to leave the cage.
[10:59] ---
    I'm still living in a Soma house,
    and I can't interact well with normal people.
[11:05] ---
    I think I'm subconsciously
    keeping my distance
[11:07] ---
    so people won't get too personal with me.
[11:11] ---
    But Kyo isn't like that.
    His stranger anxiety is intense at first,
[11:16] ---
    but he's the type who attracts people to him
    once he gets used to them and relaxes.
[11:19] ---
    Always has been.
[11:22] ---
    Even if he can't be one of the Twelve,
[11:25] ---
    he can interact naturally with normal people.
    That's better, if you ask me.
[11:31] ---
    I wish I could be like that, too.
[11:36] ---
    That's why he gets on my nerves.
[11:38] ---
    When I see Kyo wanting to join
    the same Somas I want to get away from,
[11:41] ---
    all I can think is, "What's wrong with me?"
[11:46] ---
    Soma-kun...
[11:49] ---
    ...you have the power to draw people in, too.
[11:52] ---
    Lots of girls say they like you,
    and that you're a kind person.
[11:57] ---
    I'm only being kind because
    I want them to like me.
[12:01] ---
    It's the same as one kid giving the others candy
    because he wants to play with them.
[12:05] ---
    I'm only nice for my own benefit.
[12:11] ---
    Maybe I'm a phony.
[12:14] ---
    So Kyo-kun
[12:16] ---
    is jealous of Soma-kun,
    and Soma-kun
[12:20] ---
    is jealous of Kyo-kun,
[12:23] ---
    and that's why they resent each other.
[12:27] ---
    But from my point of view,
    they're each so great in their own way...
[12:34] ---
    So why...?
[12:38] ---
    Soma-kun--
[12:45] ---
    This isn't good.
[12:50] ---
    This sudden typhoon means
    strong winds through tomorrow morning.
[12:54] ---
    Shigure, is there a weather report on?
[12:56] ---
    I'm watching it now.
    They're saying it's a sudden typhoon.
[12:59] ---
    A typhoon...
[13:03] ---
    Whoa, you're soaking wet!
[13:15] ---
    Soma-kun!
[13:17] ---
    Honda-san, it's dangerous out here!
[13:20] ---
    This is nothing!
[13:22] ---
    During the last typhoon, I spent
    the whole night outside my tent holding--
[13:27] ---
    Are you okay?
[13:28] ---
    I'm sorry.
[13:30] ---
    But Soma-kun, is there something wrong?
[13:33] ---
    Come with me.
[13:35] ---
    Where are we going?
[13:40] ---
    It's a farm.
[13:41] ---
    More like a vegetable garden.
[13:44] ---
    Did you plant it?
[13:46] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[13:47] ---
    This is my secret base.
[13:49] ---
    You're protecting your base from
    the typhoon! That's magnificent!
[13:54] ---
    Allow me to do my humble best to help!
[14:04] ---
    You're a kind person.
[14:06] ---
    Wh-What?! Oh my gosh!
[14:10] ---
    Nobody's ever said that to me before!
[14:14] ---
    Oh, but actually, maybe it's a phony kindness
    to make me seem like a good person!
[14:19] ---
    No, in your case it's innate.
[14:23] ---
    But my mother once told me
    to believe instead of doubt.
[14:28] ---
    She said people aren't born with kindness.
[14:32] ---
    All we have when we're born are desires,
    like for food or for things.
[14:40] ---
    Survival instincts, basically.
[14:44] ---
    She said kindness is our hearts
    growing inside us,
[14:47] ---
    just like our bodies grow.
[14:51] ---
    And that's why different people's
    kindnesses take different forms.
[14:57] ---
    It's easy to understand desire,
    because everyone has it from birth.
[15:02] ---
    But each person's kindness
    is pretty much handmade by them,
[15:06] ---
    so it's easy for others to misunderstand it,
    or assume that it's phony.
[15:11] ---
    But Tohru...
[15:14] ---
    It was exciting to think that there were
    all different shapes of kindness,
[15:18] ---
    like round ones, or pointy ones.
[15:22] ---
    Soma-kun, your kindness is like a candle.
[15:26] ---
    It lights up.
[15:29] ---
    When it does, it brings
    a happy smile to my face.
[15:33] ---
    That's what it's like.
[15:36] ---
    Wait, was a candle a weird analogy?
[15:39] ---
    N-No...
[15:41] ---
    Actually, I'm kind of ashamed.
[15:45] ---
    Boys shouldn't complain like that.
[15:47] ---
    I'm happy you did.
[15:50] ---
    Because I feel like the more
    you tell me about yourself,
[15:54] ---
    the better friends we can become.
[15:58] ---
    That was rude of me to say...
[16:00] ---
    No, not at all.
[16:04] ---
    I'm sorry. I'll continue
    my mission to protect the base!
[16:11] ---
    But Tohru...
[16:15] ---
    I want you to believe in people.
[16:19] ---
    Doubting is easy. Anybody can do it.
[16:23] ---
    You be the kind of girl
    who can believe in people.
[16:27] ---
    I just know...
[16:30] ---
    ...that will help someone.
[16:39] ---
    We defended it to the end!
[16:41] ---
    We took a beating doing it, though.
[16:43] ---
    Is anything ready to harvest now?
[16:46] ---
    Well, the chives might be...
[16:49] ---
    Chives! Chives, chives...
[16:52] ---
    Honda-san.
[16:55] ---
    I'll try Rich Man-Poor Man next time.
[16:57] ---
    Sure! But were you not interested before?
[17:02] ---
    It wasn't that. I just lost my nerve
    a little because everyone was so lively.
[17:09] ---
    But I'll work on that.
[17:11] ---
    So that I can learn to interact with people,
    even if just little by little.
[17:16] ---
    Don't worry! Hana-chan and Uo-chan
    are incredibly good people!
[17:20] ---
    I'm proud to call them my friends!
[17:23] ---
    Plus, I know they'll love the chance
    to defeat a strong opponent!
[17:28] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[17:31] ---
    I won't lose.
[17:35] ---
    I feel like that's the first time
    I've seen his true smile.
[17:42] ---
    We'll have to take baths when we get home,
    or we'll catch colds.
[17:44] ---
    If the day comes when
    he can smile like that at school,
[17:49] ---
    he may get even more popular!
[17:58] ---
    What's all this?!
[18:00] ---
    Are you planning to start
    a rice ball business?
[18:02] ---
    Oh, good morning!
[18:04] ---
    I'm experimenting with them
    to get ready for the culture festival.
[18:07] ---
    You're up early, as always.
[18:09] ---
    No, this is a normal time.
[18:11] ---
    Were you at the farm with Yuki all night?
[18:14] ---
    Ow, that's hot!
[18:16] ---
    Yes, we defended
    the vegetables from the typhoon.
[18:20] ---
    I'm particularly proud of that one.
    What do you think?
[18:30] ---
    What are these?!
[18:31] ---
    Leek rice balls.
[18:33] ---
    Did it taste bad?
[18:34] ---
    I hate chives!
[18:37] ---
    What's wrong with salmon
    or octopus rice balls, anyway?
[18:40] ---
    Forget it, I'll make my own.
[18:43] ---
    Kyo-kun, that's amazing!
[18:45] ---
    Huh?
[18:45] ---
    You're so good at shaping the rice!
[18:48] ---
    That's great! And unexpected!
[18:50] ---
    I made my own food while I was training.
[18:53] ---
    But making something isn't
    the same as making it taste good.
[18:56] ---
    Really? I think that someone
    working hard at rice ball training
[19:01] ---
    would be very jealous
    of how good you are at it.
[19:05] ---
    Nobody does training like that!
[19:08] ---
    Where do your ideas even come from?
[19:11] ---
    But that doesn't change
    the fact that it's great...
[19:15] ---
    Why doesn't he realize?
[19:19] ---
    Maybe it's on your back.
[19:24] ---
    Huh?
[19:25] ---
    If a person is a rice ball and what's great
    about the person is a pickled plum,
[19:31] ---
    then maybe your plum is on your back!
[19:35] ---
    Maybe everyone in the world
    has plums on their backs
[19:39] ---
    of all different shapes, colors, and sizes.
[19:42] ---
    But since they can't see their backs,
    they can't see the plums they have.
[19:49] ---
    They think they don't have anything--
    that they're just plain white rice.
[19:54] ---
    Even though it's not true at all--
    even though they really do have a plum there.
[20:00] ---
    Maybe the reason we get jealous of others
[20:02] ---
    is because other people's
    backs are easy to see.
[20:07] ---
    I can see it.
[20:09] ---
    It's plain as day, Kyo-kun.
    You have a plum right there on your back.
[20:15] ---
    Soma-kun is great. And you're great, Kyo-kun.
[20:23] ---
    Seriously, where do your ideas come from?!
[20:27] ---
    And why plums?! Use something
    better for your analogy!
[20:30] ---
    I'm sorry! Should I have
    used salmon instead?!
[20:34] ---
    Whoops, the kettle!
[20:39] ---
    Hey.
[20:41] ---
    You've got one on your back, too.
[20:46] ---
    A plum.
[20:49] ---
    I can see it.
[20:52] ---
    Really? You can?
[20:54] ---
    Only a little one, though.
    A really, really little one.
[20:58] ---
    Little ones are delicious!
[21:00] ---
    Good morning.
[21:01] ---
    Soma-kun! Good morning.
[21:04] ---
    Honda-san, didn't you sleep at all?
[21:07] ---
    Nope! There were so many great things
    to think about, I just felt too awake.
[21:11] ---
    What's all this?
[21:12] ---
    Rice balls with chives.
[21:14] ---
    Kyo-kun says
    he doesn't like chives, though.
[21:17] ---
    They're not edible.
[21:24] ---
    Eat.
[21:26] ---
    Is their bad relationship just a lost cause?
[21:31] ---
    But if they could each understand
    the other's good points,
[21:36] ---
    maybe they could get along...
[21:40] ---
    I guess I didn't understand you.
    Sorry about that.
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    Right back atcha. Sorry.
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    Let's cherish our friendship
    for the rest of our lives!
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    Yeah!
[21:53] ---
    Somehow that's a scary thought.
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    Yes, hello!
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    Excuse me...
[22:02] ---
    Yes?
[22:04] ---
    Excuse me...
[22:07] ---
    Is it true...
[22:11] ---
    ...that Kyo-kun is here?
[23:44] ---
    "What Year Is She?"
[23:46] ---
    What year is she?
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