E6 - Perhaps We Should Invite Ourselves Over

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    "29th Annual Kaibara High School
    Culture Festival"
[00:02] ---
    See? This place!
[00:04] ---
    Those look so good!
[00:05] ---
    Thank you for your business!
[00:06] ---
    "Rice Balls"
[00:07] ---
    These are selling like crazy!
[00:09] ---
    Rice balls are easy finger food.
[00:11] ---
    And we're Japanese!
[00:13] ---
    It's thanks to you for making
    such good ones, Honda-san.
[00:15] ---
    N-No, you're giving me too much credit!
[00:17] ---
    And the cat ones are cute!
[00:19] ---
    Is this cannibalism?
[00:21] ---
    But the biggest contributor
    to our class's sales has been...
[01:50] ---
    "Fruits Basket"
[02:02] ---
    Could you not take photos
    without permission?
[02:06] ---
    Yuki clearly doesn't like it!
[02:08] ---
    That's right.
SIGN    "It'll be your present to us! The best memory of our three years in school! Please, please, please!"
[02:10] ---
    Soma-kun crumbled in the face
    of the older students' pleas
[02:14] ---
    and agreed to dress as a girl
    for the duration of the festival.
[02:18] ---
    Boys, girls, and even some teachers
    have been coming by to get a look at him,
[02:24] ---
    and incidentally increasing
    the sales of our rice balls.
[02:34] ---
    Do you think I made him angry somehow?
[02:38] ---
    Nah, just ignore him.
[02:39] ---
    He's got a huge complex about his girly face.
[02:44] ---
    H-How can I rectify this?!
[02:47] ---
    I've been silently thinking "He's so cute!"
[02:52] ---
    Don't sweat it. That could happen to anyone.
[02:56] ---
    Right? He looks exactly like a girl.
[03:00] ---
    Du lieber Himmel!
[03:03] ---
    You look like ein Mädchen!
[03:05] ---
    What the heck?
[03:07] ---
    It's him!
[03:08] ---
    What's he doing here?
[03:10] ---
    Hmm? Do you know him, Kyo-kun?
[03:13] ---
    Momiji.
[03:15] ---
    Don't wander off on your own.
[03:17] ---
    Hi, Harry!
[03:19] ---
    Hi, Yuki. You look well.
[03:22] ---
    You, too, Kyo.
[03:23] ---
    --Are you acquaintances of Yuki's?
    --So cute!
    --So cool!
[03:26] ---
    Guten Tag. I'm Momiji Soma.
    I'm half-Japanese and half-German!
[03:31] ---
    And this is Hatori Soma.
[03:33] ---
    We're related to Yuki and Kyo!
[03:35] ---
    Are they really?
[03:37] ---
    Yeah...
[03:38] ---
    What a lucky meeting!
    Could they be zodiac members, too?
[03:44] ---
    With that out of the way--
    Yuki, when did you become a girl?
[03:49] ---
    You've seen me naked dozens of times
    and you can say that with a straight face?
[03:53] ---
    Yuki-kun, does he mean...?!
[03:55] ---
    No.
[03:57] ---
    Now take a deep breath.
[03:59] ---
    He's a doctor.
[04:01] ---
    You don't have to examine me here.
[04:03] ---
    I do, because you broke your promise
    to come in once a month for a checkup.
[04:07] ---
    Soma-kun, are you ill?
[04:11] ---
    Yuki has bronchial problems.
[04:14] ---
    He had frequent attacks when he was young.
[04:18] ---
    Are you Tohru Honda?
[04:20] ---
    Yes! Pleased to meet you.
[04:23] ---
    I see.
[04:24] ---
    You really are a normal girl.
[04:27] ---
    Hatori!
[04:30] ---
    You shouldn't climb up on the sign!
[04:32] ---
    --Was?
    --What are you doing, you idiot?!
[04:34] ---
    Oh, no! I-I'll be right back.
[04:39] ---
    Why are you here?
[04:40] ---
    Take your complaints up with Momiji.
[04:44] ---
    He brought over a festival flyer,
    and then Akito wanted to come.
[04:48] ---
    --Momiji-kun, that's dangerous!
    --Akito has a 39° fever,
[04:50] ---
    --Come back down, okay?
    --so I used my doctor veto,
[04:52] ---
    --Get your butt down here now!
    --but I ended up having to come in exchange.
[04:56] ---
    Relax. I didn't come to do
    anything to Tohru Honda.
[05:01] ---
    I'll tell you one thing, though:
[05:04] ---
    The threatening look isn't effective
    while you're in that outfit.
[05:07] ---
    Keep your opinions to yourself.
[05:09] ---
    You're such a moron!
[05:12] ---
    Is it just me, or has
    Tohru been acting funny?
[05:16] ---
    She's too friendly with the prince
    and Carrots, or something.
[05:20] ---
    Yes, I'm a bit concerned.
[05:23] ---
    From a wave standpoint, too.
[05:27] ---
    Owie!
[05:29] ---
    You sit here and be good!
[05:31] ---
    Kyo hit me!
[05:34] ---
    Kyo-kun!
[05:35] ---
    Oh, it's Tohru!
[05:37] ---
    How are you? I came to see you!
[05:39] ---
    Good afternoon. You're in the
    Soma family, then?
[05:42] ---
    Ja! Fate brought us together that day, huh?
[05:46] ---
    You two have met?
[05:48] ---
    Yep, at Papa's building!
[05:50] ---
    That's Papa's building,
    and my hangout! He's the CEO!
[05:54] ---
    What?! He is?!
[05:57] ---
    Hey, you know the zodiac secret, right?
[06:00] ---
    Y-Yes...
[06:02] ---
    Yay! That means it's okay if I glomp you!
[06:06] ---
    Hold it, Romeo. Remember where you are.
[06:09] ---
    Keeping Tohru all to yourself
    just because you like her?
[06:12] ---
    I bet you hug her every day!
[06:15] ---
    As if I'd do that!
[06:17] ---
    Gotcha!
[06:20] ---
    D-Did something just explode?
[06:22] ---
    Hey, what happened?
[06:23] ---
    Tohru?!
[06:26] ---
    Where did that bunny come from?
[06:29] ---
    Whoa, these are Momiji-kun's clothes!
[06:31] ---
    That's weird! Where would
    he go without his clothes?
[06:34] ---
    "Weird"?
[06:35] ---
    In that case, I'm weird, too.
[06:39] ---
    Wearing these clothes when I'm a boy...
[06:42] ---
    --Shut up, you're perfect!
    --That's right, you look wonderful!
[06:44] ---
    --You're totally passing for a girl!
    --Have confidence!
[06:46] ---
    Thanks.
[06:47] ---
    Thank you, Soma-kun!
[06:49] ---
    That was a brilliant diversionary tactic,
    and at great sacrifice!
[06:53] ---
    You damn brat! Do you even
    get what you've done?!
[06:57] ---
    I'm scared, Tohru!
[06:58] ---
    So you're the Rabbit.
[07:00] ---
    I can't believe this. It's a good thing
    Yuki distracted everyone.
[07:06] ---
    For all he complains,
    I guess he likes his girly--
[07:13] ---
    Shall I give you an even higher flight?
[07:15] ---
    You damn rat!
[07:17] ---
    Ah.
[07:19] ---
    I almost forgot something important.
[07:22] ---
    Yuki, Kyo, line up right there.
[07:24] ---
    What?
[07:25] ---
    Do it.
[07:28] ---
    What's this about?
[07:30] ---
    Fill in the blank:
[07:35] ---
    "Macaroni and..."
[07:36] ---
    Cheese.
[07:40] ---
    Akito told me to bring back a photo.
[07:44] ---
    See you.
[07:46] ---
    Bis bald!
[07:47] ---
    Hatori! Get back here!
[07:51] ---
    This is the worst.
[07:52] ---
    Who knows what Akito will say to me
    after seeing that photo.
[07:57] ---
    Wah! Y-You'll catch cold!
[07:59] ---
    Staying dressed like this
    makes me feel worse.
[08:01] ---
    E-Everyone enjoyed it so much, though...
[08:05] ---
    Boys don't like being called "cute."
[08:09] ---
    I'm sorry. I thought you were cute, too.
[08:14] ---
    I didn't want you to see me
    looking so pathetic, either.
[08:18] ---
    U-Um...
[08:21] ---
    When my mother called me cute,
    it made me happy.
[08:27] ---
    --Because it meant "I love you."
    --You're so cute!
[08:32] ---
    It was a form of love. Mom... Mom...
[08:38] ---
    I'll never get to hear her
    say that again, but...
[08:43] ---
    That's why I think they all meant
    that they like you, and... um...
[08:49] ---
    Wait, I'm not helping, am I?
[08:54] ---
    You know, it's funny...
    When you say that, I kind of feel better.
[08:59] ---
    I guess I'll give the upperclassmen
    a little more fan service, then.
[09:04] ---
    But first...
[09:06] ---
    Can you take this off for me?
    There's a button caught in my hair.
[09:10] ---
    Sure.
[09:12] ---
    This dress looks hard to put on and take off.
[09:16] ---
    I think it would look good on you, Honda.
[09:20] ---
    It wouldn't at all. But I do wish it would--
    it's like a princess dress.
[09:25] ---
    You'd be cute.
[09:28] ---
    I know you'd look cuter than I do.
[09:34] ---
    Much cuter.
[09:39] ---
    Thank you.
[09:41] ---
    Shall we go back to the classroom?
[09:46] ---
    I-I'm so shocked and touched and confused,
    my heart's going to beat right out of my chest!
[09:52] ---
    That's right, more than "cute"
    or "beautiful"... Soma-kun
[09:55] ---
    Let's go.
[09:58] ---
    is "cool."
[10:04] ---
    By the way, Honda-san.
[10:05] ---
    Y-Yes?!
[10:07] ---
    If you ever see Hatori again,
    it's best to avoid being alone with him.
[10:13] ---
    Hmm? Why is that?
[10:16] ---
    Remember how I told you
    that I got found out once?
[10:22] ---
    Hatori was the one who
    suppressed everyone's memories.
[10:27] ---
    Oi, Tohru.
[10:29] ---
    Uo-chan, Hana-chan!
[10:32] ---
    I'll head back to the classroom.
[10:37] ---
    What's wrong?
[10:41] ---
    Are you hiding something about
    the prince from us?
[10:46] ---
    Are you perhaps dating Yuki Soma?
[10:50] ---
    No! I just live with him, that's all!
[10:57] ---
    Could you explain that?
[11:02] ---
    I'm sorry I didn't tell you before!
[11:04] ---
    But I'm all right now. They're all
    very good people. Please don't worry.
[11:10] ---
    I believe "bolt from the blue"
    is the appropriate expression here.
[11:14] ---
    I did notice how strangely talkative
    you've been with the prince and Carrots...
[11:19] ---
    So that's why.
[11:21] ---
    Perhaps we should invite ourselves over.
[11:24] ---
    What?
[11:25] ---
    I'd like to personally confirm whether
    it's an appropriate environment for you.
[11:29] ---
    Great idea, Hanajima! Let's go right now!
[11:32] ---
    Wait. If they don't expect us,
    they may not have snacks on hand.
[11:35] ---
    Okay, fair point, but I'm worried here.
[11:39] ---
    Agreed. Luckily, it's a
    school holiday tomorrow.
[11:43] ---
    --U-Um...
    --Let's sleep over tonight.
[11:45] ---
    "Strike while the iron is hot," as they say.
[11:47] ---
    Huh?!
[11:48] ---
    It'll be fine! We'll go home and get ready first,
    and we won't cause any trouble.
[11:59] ---
    Yo.
[12:01] ---
    Good evening.
[12:02] ---
    Hello! Glad you came.
[12:04] ---
    I'm sorry this happened so suddenly.
[12:08] ---
    Nah, it's fine.
[12:09] ---
    Hey.
[12:10] ---
    Are you sure about this?
[12:12] ---
    Word on the street is to never
    underestimate Wave Girl.
[12:15] ---
    Que será, será! It'll work out.
[12:18] ---
    --You're such a worrier.
    --A dog...
[12:20] ---
    ...is here.
[12:22] ---
    Huh?! W-Well, look at that!
[12:24] ---
    Bad boy, you can't come in!
[12:28] ---
    Here.
[12:29] ---
    Thanks.
[12:32] ---
    Hey, you. Your name is "Shigure," right?
    What's your job?
[12:37] ---
    Me? I'm a writer. A novelist.
[12:41] ---
    You're a novelist?!
[12:43] ---
    Why are you shocked?
[12:45] ---
    You didn't know, did you?
[12:47] ---
    You said it was "high literature," right?
[12:49] ---
    Yep, that's right.
[12:51] ---
    "Summer Sigh"
[12:51] ---
    Stories like this.
[12:54] ---
    Oops! Sorry, wrong book.
[12:56] ---
    "Palpitations"
[12:56] ---
    This one! This is the real one.
[12:58] ---
    "Summer Sigh"
    "Palpitations"
[12:58] ---
    I just wrote this one for fun.
[13:01] ---
    So the fact remains that you wrote it!
[13:04] ---
    But authors are so impressive!
    I never dreamed I might personally know one!
[13:04] ---
    "Impressed"
[13:09] ---
    I know, right?
[13:11] ---
    Honda-san, he'll get a big head
    if you praise him too much.
[13:14] ---
    Shigure's already got a big head 24/7.
[13:18] ---
    Oh, I just thought of something fun!
[13:21] ---
    Wait just a minute.
[13:24] ---
    Well, I need to go out for a while,
    so you'll have to excuse me.
[13:29] ---
    You young people enjoy yourselves.
[13:35] ---
    It looks like Tohru is fitting in
    pretty well here.
[13:41] ---
    I'm glad for that...
[13:43] ---
    and I know she only
    kept it from us so we wouldn't worry...
[13:47] ---
    But...
[13:49] ---
    We swore to her that we'd help her
    if her back was ever against the wall.
[13:54] ---
    Maybe that sounds over-dramatic to you,
[13:58] ---
    but the thing is, Tohru was
    the first friend we ever had.
[14:04] ---
    And she saved us, in a lot of ways.
[14:08] ---
    So I hate that we couldn't
    help her this time.
[14:16] ---
    It's like, Tohru does all the work and
    she can't count on us for anything...
[14:22] ---
    Like, are we worth being friends with?
[14:26] ---
    You know she's not the kind of girl
    who sweats stuff like that.
[14:32] ---
    Honda-san isn't the type to ask for the moon.
[14:39] ---
    Sorry for the wait! Let's get started.
[14:43] ---
    Rich Man-Poor Man!
[14:45] ---
    That's a great idea, Tohru-kun.
[14:48] ---
    Nice! I'll make a sucker
    out of Carrots again.
[14:51] ---
    I'll show you. And if I win,
    you better dye your hair black!
[14:56] ---
    --Fine, then if you lose,
    you bleach your hair till it's white.
[14:57] ---
    --Will you cut the cards for us?
    --Fine, then if you lose,
    you bleach your hair till it's white.
[14:59] ---
    This is my natural color, you fake blonde!
[15:01] ---
    --Natural color?! Where do you
    get off having hair like that?!
[15:03] ---
    --S-Sure.
    --Natural color?! Where do you
    get off having hair like that?!
[15:04] ---
    Fight me!
[15:07] ---
    How are you feeling?
[15:12] ---
    Yuki and Kyo have started
    getting happier since Tohru-kun came.
[15:18] ---
    I hope things continue
    in a positive direction.
[15:21] ---
    I assume your real goal is for this to fail,
[15:25] ---
    but you're out of luck...
[15:28] ---
    ...because Tohru-kun is
    a far better person than you are.
[15:33] ---
    I already know I always ask for the moon.
[15:44] ---
    Ugh, I yelled too much. Now my throat hurts.
[15:47] ---
    I ended up the poor man today.
[15:50] ---
    This is a very nice bed.
[15:52] ---
    Shigure-san bought it for me!
[15:55] ---
    What is he, a doting grandpa
    with his first granddaughter?
[15:58] ---
    Huh? Hey, Tohru, you still have this hat?
[16:02] ---
    Yes! It's an important memento.
[16:05] ---
    Oh? Is there a story behind it?
[16:08] ---
    Oh, that's right--
    I never told Hana-chan, did I?
[16:12] ---
    When I was in elementary school,
    the boys bullied me a lot.
[16:18] ---
    One day, they were chasing me around,
[16:20] ---
    and I was so scared as I ran
    that I lost track of where I was.
[16:26] ---
    I hid because I was afraid
    they'd find me, and I started crying.
[16:33] ---
    That's when I saw a boy
    standing there, wearing this hat.
[16:38] ---
    He stood and stared at me for a while,
    but then he suddenly ran off...
[16:44] ---
    Without even thinking about it,
    I chased after him.
[16:48] ---
    Please, wait! Please don't leave
    me alone! I want to go home!
[16:58] ---
    I almost lost sight of him so many times...
[17:02] ---
    ...but each time he waited for me...
[17:04] ---
    He was a mysterious boy.
[17:16] ---
    I found myself in front of my apartment.
[17:21] ---
    That's a wonderful memory.
[17:24] ---
    If the two of you met again
    years later and fell in love,
[17:29] ---
    that would be even better.
[17:32] ---
    We never did.
[17:34] ---
    Hey, it's a small world. You still might.
[17:38] ---
    That's true. If I do meet him again,
    I'd at least like to thank him.
[17:44] ---
    He may have forgotten
    all about it by now, though.
[17:51] ---
    But looking back...
[17:54] ---
    Maybe that boy was my first love.
[18:00] ---
    You've had it rough
    since you were little, huh?
[18:05] ---
    No, not at all!
[18:07] ---
    I recently learned just how lucky I am.
[18:14] ---
    I get to live with the Somas,
    I had a loving mother,
[18:20] ---
    and I have two wonderful friends
    named Hana-chan and Uo-chan.
[18:28] ---
    I can't tell you how much it means to me
    that you're always by my side.
[18:34] ---
    It would be a sin if I weren't
    properly grateful for that.
[18:39] ---
    I love you two.
[18:42] ---
    You know she's not the kind of girl
    who sweats stuff like that.
[18:46] ---
    Honda-san isn't the type to ask for the moon.
[18:54] ---
    All right, let's go to sleep.
[18:58] ---
    They really do get her.
[19:01] ---
    Huh?
[19:02] ---
    Yes. That's who Tohru-kun is.
[19:07] ---
    That ability to appreciate
    what you have in the moment,
[19:10] ---
    instead of always wanting more...
[19:17] ---
    And incomparable friendship.
[19:19] ---
    Yep.
[19:20] ---
    Yes!
[19:30] ---
    Oi. I've told you before:
    don't drink straight from the carton.
[19:34] ---
    --Oh, good morning.
    --Lay off, you snide rat--
[19:38] ---
    That was the last carton.
    Go buy more for all of us.
[19:42] ---
    You jerk!
[19:43] ---
    Today's the day we settle this. Bring it--
[19:45] ---
    A cat and a rat...
[19:48] ---
    --That's what they're like.
    --Uo-chan, Hana-chan!
[19:50] ---
    G-G-Good morning!
[19:52] ---
    Why do you say that?
[19:53] ---
    --There's a cartoon about cat and a rat
    who are always fighting, remember?
[19:55] ---
    --That's right. I forgot they were here.
[19:59] ---
    Still, this seems like a fun household.
[20:02] ---
    Good. I'd decided that if it were
    a bad environment for Tohru-kun,
[20:07] ---
    I'd do all sorts of things to you.
[20:10] ---
    When you say "things"...
[20:12] ---
    What things?
[20:14] ---
    You two both...
[20:16] ---
    ...have quite good waves.
[20:18] ---
    Huh?
[20:20] ---
    Oh, you don't realize? That's good, too.
[20:24] ---
    Well, we're counting on you...
[20:26] ---
    ...to look after her.
[20:31] ---
    Uo-chan! Hana-chan!
[20:35] ---
    --Thank you so much!
    --That was kinda like...
[20:37] ---
    --Thank you so much!
    --...giving away a bride.
[20:40] ---
    Let's have breakfast.
[20:43] ---
    We'll come visit again soon.
[20:45] ---
    Yes. I'd like to investigate
    the Soma family's strange waves.
[20:49] ---
    --Whoa, whoa, you've gotta be kidding!
[20:51] ---
    --Um!
    --Whoa, whoa, you've gotta be kidding!
[20:52] ---
    I promise to be very careful
    about you-know-what.
[20:55] ---
    But they're both really,
    really good people! So...
[21:02] ---
    Fine, have it your way.
[21:04] ---
    They're your friends, after all.
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    Hello?
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    Is this Tohru Honda?
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    Y-Yes. May I ask who--
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    Hatori Soma.
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    We met yesterday at the festival.
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    I'll cut to the chase: Come to the Soma estate
    on your next day off school.
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    Pardon?
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    I have something important
    to talk to you about.
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    Tell no one about this.
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    Hatori was the one who
    suppressed everyone's memories.
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    O-Oh, no! But Mom told me not
    to doubt people without cause...
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    I trust you know what
    will happen if you don't show up.
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    I-I will.
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    Good.
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    And who knows,
    you may even get to meet Akito.
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    "Spring Comes"
[23:46] ---
    Spring comes.
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    "Spring Comes"
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