E2 - They're All Animals!

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    Hello! Package for you from Speedy Delivery!
[00:08] ---
    They're...
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    They're... They're all animals!
[00:12] ---
    Yes, ma'am, I see you have
    some animals there.
[00:15] ---
    Could you sign this, please?
[00:17] ---
    No, what I mean is--
[00:22] ---
    What a smart dog!
[00:24] ---
    Thank you, see you next time!
[00:29] ---
    We can't even make a good cover story
    if you jerks transform, too!
[00:32] ---
    You're the one who slipped up first,
    you stupid cat.
[00:34] ---
    --Th-They can speak human language.
    --Excuse me?!
[00:35] ---
    --Th-They can speak human language.
    --Shut up, clumsy cat.
[00:39] ---
    Well, better to just tell her than
    to make up a story she won't believe.
[00:43] ---
    I have a Dog spirit,
[00:45] ---
    Yuki-kun has a Rat spirit,
[00:46] ---
    and Kyo Soma over there has
    a Cat spirit. We're all possessed.
[00:52] ---
    Others in the Soma family are possessed
    by the other zodiac spirits, too.
[00:57] ---
    It's run in the family
    for hundreds of years now.
[01:00] ---
    It doesn't give us any
    especially cool powers, though.
[01:04] ---
    Pretty much all we can do is communicate
    with our respective animals,
[01:07] ---
    and for some reason we transform when
    we're sick, or when hugged by the opposite sex.
[01:13] ---
    We automatically turn
    human again after a while...
[01:17] ---
    ...buck naked, I'm afraid.
[02:41] ---
    "Fruits Basket"
[02:52] ---
    Sorry you had to see that.
[02:55] ---
    Are you feeling a bit calmer now?
[02:57] ---
    I've mostly processed things.
[03:01] ---
    This must be why Soma-kun shoved away
    the girl who tried to hug him.
[03:07] ---
    Man, Kyo, you're such an idiot!
[03:10] ---
    Should a trained martial artist
    be so easy for a girl to sneak up on?
[03:15] ---
    You really have eyes for no one but Yuki-kun!
[03:18] ---
    Don't make me sound creepy!
    And don't blame me.
[03:21] ---
    What the hell is she--a girl--
    doing here in the first place?!
[03:25] ---
    Be quiet. It's none of your business
    whether there's a girl in this house.
[03:30] ---
    You're an outsider.
[03:33] ---
    Shut up!
[03:35] ---
    Huh?
[03:39] ---
    Tohru-kun, you're bleeding!
[03:41] ---
    --Bleeding?!
    --We need to treat that fast.
[03:43] ---
    Let's see, antibiotic ointment...
[03:46] ---
    So--
[03:46] ---
    I knew you were an idiot,
    but I didn't think you were this bad.
[03:49] ---
    Out of respect for
    the sheer depth of your idiocy,
[03:52] ---
    I'll do you a favor: I'll
    fight you seriously.
[03:56] ---
    Kyo...
[03:58] ---
    don't bore me.
[04:00] ---
    Bring it on, girly-boy!
[04:04] ---
    Soma-kun!
[04:05] ---
    Don't worry. They get along
    so badly it's not even funny.
[04:09] ---
    They're always fighting like that.
[04:11] ---
    Er, shouldn't we stop them?
[04:14] ---
    Nah, it'll be over soon.
[04:18] ---
    Today will be...
[04:20] ---
    ...another win for Yuki-kun.
[04:30] ---
    I told you not to bore me.
[04:34] ---
    --He... He went flying...
    --Don't you go breaking my house, too!
[04:37] ---
    Honda-san, how badly are you hurt?
[04:38] ---
    I-I'm totally, completely fine!
[04:41] ---
    But what about him?
[04:44] ---
    Eh.
[04:45] ---
    I figure he's probably fine.
[04:48] ---
    I never guessed this boy
    they call "prince" was so tough.
[04:53] ---
    He's so different at school...
[04:55] ---
    Oh, no, school! We'll be late!
[04:58] ---
    I'm so sorry about my timing! But it's
    important to me get to school every day!
[05:02] ---
    Of course--you promised
    your late mother, after all.
[05:05] ---
    Still, I'll have to report what happened
    to Akito-san, the family head.
[05:12] ---
    "Family head"? That must be
    someone important.
[05:15] ---
    I understand.
[05:17] ---
    I'll go change my clothes now.
[05:18] ---
    Sure.
[05:22] ---
    That explains why
    you spilled our secret so easily.
[05:27] ---
    You're planning to have her
    memories changed, like back then...
[05:32] ---
    No, I'm not, actually.
[05:34] ---
    We had no choice that day because of
    how many people found out.
[05:39] ---
    I'm going to school, too.
[05:40] ---
    At least fix the roof, stupid cat!
[05:44] ---
    Kyo-kun, look after things here, okay?
[05:48] ---
    Don't even think about going
    missing again while I'm gone.
[05:52] ---
    And be sure you apologize to Tohru-kun.
[05:58] ---
    Tohru!
[05:59] ---
    It's not like you to be late.
    Did you oversleep?
[06:03] ---
    Huh? Oh, yes.
[06:05] ---
    My, my! Overslept, eh?
[06:07] ---
    You should have just stayed home.
[06:14] ---
    The prince came late today, too,
    so they're extra suspicious.
[06:19] ---
    I definitely can't tell them
    I slept at his house...
[06:21] ---
    Morons. Their brain cells
    must not get much exercise.
[06:34] ---
    Honda-san.
[06:35] ---
    Soma-kun?
[06:37] ---
    You... didn't tell your friends about us.
[06:43] ---
    Hmm? No, I didn't.
[06:46] ---
    Oh, no, did I make you worry about that?!
[06:49] ---
    I'll never tell!
[06:51] ---
    My mother often told me
    that only bad guys blab others' secrets!
[06:56] ---
    No, what I mean is...
[06:57] ---
    I'll swear an oath.
[06:59] ---
    I'll seal it in blood, or with a cigarette burn,
    or whatever you want!
[07:01] ---
    No, listen...
[07:02] ---
    Mom apparently used to do that a lot--
[07:04] ---
    That's not the issue!
[07:08] ---
    I'm sorry. Even though you're
    doing your best to keep our secret,
[07:13] ---
    we might end up erasing your memories.
[07:15] ---
    Huh?
[07:16] ---
    Not literally, really.
    It's basically hypnotism.
[07:22] ---
    A long time ago, I got found out
    like we did today.
[07:28] ---
    A girl hugged me, just playing around.
[07:35] ---
    It turned into a big thing, and the memories
    of everyone there got suppressed.
[07:42] ---
    Akito,
[07:44] ---
    am I really so weird
    that we have to hide it at all costs?
[07:49] ---
    Yeah, you are.
[07:53] ---
    Obviously a person transforming
    into a rat is weird.
[07:58] ---
    Any normal person who found out
    would be sickened.
[08:04] ---
    They'd stop coming near you.
[08:07] ---
    They'd avoid you.
[08:11] ---
    Soma-kun?
[08:15] ---
    I'm sorry.
[08:18] ---
    I can't go against Akito's decrees.
[08:22] ---
    No matter what decision gets
    handed down, I can't do anything.
[08:27] ---
    So... I'm sorry.
[08:29] ---
    W-Wait, I--
[08:37] ---
    I'm so sorry! It wasn't on purpose, I swear!
[08:42] ---
    It's fine, as long as no one saw.
[08:46] ---
    Um, thank you for worrying about me.
[08:52] ---
    It makes me really happy.
[08:55] ---
    I'll be okay!
[08:57] ---
    The way I see it, you might have no choice
[09:00] ---
    if the secret I found out was that important.
[09:03] ---
    So please do whatever will make you
    and your family feel safest.
[09:09] ---
    The idea of forgetting does make me sad,
    but I'll grin and bear it!
[09:16] ---
    If my memories get erased,
    please make friends with me again, okay?
[09:25] ---
    The amount of time we stay animals varies.
[09:28] ---
    Okay.
[09:30] ---
    All done.
[09:32] ---
    Your necktie is crooked.
[09:36] ---
    I'm not very good at this sort of thing.
[09:40] ---
    Time to show what I can do.
[09:43] ---
    Any normal person who found out
    would be sickened.
[09:46] ---
    They'd stop coming near you.
[09:49] ---
    Honda-san...
[09:51] ---
    You don't feel sickened?
[09:53] ---
    Nope, I'm all better!
[09:55] ---
    Huh? No, that's not what I meant...
[09:55] ---
    "She misheard 'sickened' as 'sick.'"
[10:01] ---
    --Shall we go home?
    --Yes, let's!
[10:08] ---
    Thank you.
[10:09] ---
    Don't worry, tie-knotting
    is a specialty of mine.
[10:20] ---
    Call in a pro later to fix it for real.
[10:22] ---
    Right now you only need
    to keep the rain out, right?
[10:24] ---
    Y-Yes...
[10:28] ---
    --Hey!
    --Yes?!
[10:29] ---
    I... get... tunnel vision. When I'm upset.
[10:36] ---
    So, about what happened this morning...
[10:40] ---
    I'm... so--
[10:42] ---
    Yuki-kun, Tohru-kun, I'm back!
[10:45] ---
    Oh, and Kyo-kun, the clumsy idiot
    who lost another fight!
[10:49] ---
    Forget it, dammit!
[10:51] ---
    Huh? No, please, wait!
[10:57] ---
    It's good news.
[10:59] ---
    Tohru-kun is allowed to live with us
    as long as she keeps our secret.
[11:05] ---
    I won't be punished?
[11:07] ---
    No, but you have to keep it quiet!
[11:10] ---
    I will!
[11:11] ---
    Thank goodness!
    My memories won't go away!
[11:14] ---
    That almost sounds too good to be true...
[11:18] ---
    You and Akito better not be plotting
    something and mixing Honda-san up in it.
[11:23] ---
    No! Would I do that?
[11:26] ---
    I'll trust this "Tohru" person...
[11:31] ---
    This might be a good opportunity...
[11:34] ---
    ...for Yuki, for Kyo, and for me.
[11:40] ---
    Excuse me.
[11:42] ---
    Er, I know it's weird to say this again,
    but it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[11:48] ---
    Yours, too!
[11:51] ---
    Yeah.
[11:52] ---
    Yours, too.
[11:54] ---
    I-It's a pleasure, um... Kyo-san.
[11:58] ---
    Whatever! I've got nothing--
[12:03] ---
    What the hell was that for?!
[12:05] ---
    Go away, outsider.
[12:07] ---
    --At any rate,
    --Say what?!
[12:08] ---
    --At any rate,
    --Shut up and scram, stupid cat.
[12:09] ---
    --I'll be staying with the Soma family now.
    --Shut up and scram, stupid cat.
[12:14] ---
    This is amazing.
[12:15] ---
    I'm impressed you managed to get
    such a rotten kitchen so clean.
[12:19] ---
    I gave it my all!
[12:21] ---
    Shigure owns a rice cooker?
[12:23] ---
    I excavated it!
[12:29] ---
    How is it? Is the flavor strong enough?
[12:32] ---
    It's great. I haven't had a meal
    like this in so long!
[12:36] ---
    I'm glad you like it.
[12:37] ---
    Shigure and that stupid cat are sure late.
    Where did they go, Siberia?
[12:42] ---
    You went out for a while, too, right?
[12:45] ---
    Yeah. I went to my
    secret base in the backyard.
[12:48] ---
    Secret base?!
SIGN    Chimney
SIGN    Secret Cannon
SIGN    Secret Door
SIGN    Secret Window
SIGN    Secret Toilet
[12:50] ---
    That has a thrilling ring to it!
[12:53] ---
    It's probably not what you're imagining.
[12:57] ---
    But I'll invite you there
    sometime, if you want.
[12:59] ---
    You'd let me come?!
[13:01] ---
    I'm so excited! A secret base!
[13:03] ---
    I saw one when I was little, but--
[13:05] ---
    --Shut up!
    --I want you to listen for a second, Kyo.
[13:08] ---
    I'm so pissed. Is it fun for you,
    manipulating people like that?!
[13:12] ---
    Slow down! Sure, I'm thoroughly enjoying it,
[13:15] ---
    --but it's for your own good!
    --W-Welcome home! Would you like to eat?
[13:16] ---
    --That's so not convincing!
    --W-Welcome home! Would you like to eat?
[13:18] ---
    Hell no!
[13:19] ---
    Don't take it out on Tohru-kun!
    And no shoes in the house.
[13:23] ---
    You really aren't convincing, Shigure.
[13:25] ---
    Oh, there's food ready.
[13:27] ---
    Um, why was Kyo-san so upset?
[13:30] ---
    Oh, him. It's because I tricked him
    into taking a school transfer exam.
[13:35] ---
    Transfer?
[13:36] ---
    Yes. Starting tomorrow,
[13:38] ---
    Kyo-kun will be commuting from here
    to the same school you two go to.
[13:42] ---
    --Thanks for cooking!
    --Don't eat. Don't come near us. Get out.
[13:46] ---
    Yeah, I figured you'd be angry...
[13:50] ---
    So the thing is, Kyo passed the exam
    for a boys' high school near his place,
[13:54] ---
    but he never went, and he dropped off
    the map for over four months.
[13:57] ---
    Apparently, he's been training
    in the mountains.
[14:00] ---
    Training?
[14:02] ---
    Kyo wants to beat Yuki-kun
    in a fight, you see.
[14:05] ---
    They've been rivals since they were little.
[14:08] ---
    He's an idiot.
[14:10] ---
    Thanks for cooking.
[14:12] ---
    You're welcome.
[14:13] ---
    I wonder if Kyo-san wants to beat Soma-kun
[14:16] ---
    "Listen, sir, let me tell you the news."
    
     "Why thank you."
[14:17] ---
    because he resents being tricked
    like he was in the old story.
[14:23] ---
    But I get the feeling it would
    be invasive to ask him that.
[14:29] ---
    And I think Kyo-san already
    hates me anyway...
[14:34] ---
    It makes me a little sad.
[14:37] ---
    I finally got to meet the
    zodiac Cat, and yet...
[14:43] ---
    Where is he?
[14:45] ---
    Look, over there!
    The boy with the orange hair!
[14:47] ---
    Think it's his natural color?
[14:48] ---
    He's cute!
[14:50] ---
    Say, are you Soma-kun's cousin?
[14:52] ---
    Are you two close?
[14:55] ---
    He's afraid...
[14:56] ---
    Yuki-kun!
[14:58] ---
    I hear your cousin transferred here?
[14:59] ---
    Introduce us!
[15:01] ---
    I'm sorry, Sempai. We're technically cousins,
    but we're not close.
[15:05] ---
    I've never even spoken to him.
[15:08] ---
    Th-That smile is...
[15:10] ---
    --I like his hair color. It's a little like Kyoko-san's.
    --So, what school did you transfer from?
[15:15] ---
    --I like his hair color. It's a little like Kyoko-san's.
    --Why do you dye your hair? Tell me!
[15:16] ---
    --Now that you mention it, it really is.
    --Why do you dye your hair? Tell me!
[15:18] ---
    I feel them. I feel the same waves
    as Yuki Soma's.
[15:23] ---
    What are they?
[15:24] ---
    What am I sensing?
[15:26] ---
    These waves aren't human...
[15:28] ---
    Never underestimate Hana-chan's Wave Report.
[15:31] ---
    Soma-kun?
[15:33] ---
    Wait, what? Where are you go--
[15:37] ---
    --Ow, ow, ow! Let me go!
    --Kyo-s--
[15:40] ---
    Soma-kun, what's wrong?
[15:41] ---
    Calm down, okay?
[15:42] ---
    Leave me alone!
[15:48] ---
    --No way... He's amazing.
    --That hurt! How could he be so mean to a girl?!
[15:50] ---
    --That guy's kinda entertaining.
    --That hurt! How could he be so mean to a girl?!
[15:59] ---
    Hey.
[16:01] ---
    Would you mind thinking
    a little more before you act?
[16:05] ---
    Why are you going to a school crawling
    with girls like this? Are you insane?
[16:11] ---
    It's a lot better than being forced
    to go to Akito's chosen boys' school.
[16:15] ---
    I want to get at least one foot
    out of the Soma cage.
[16:19] ---
    I don't understand why you
    actually want to go inside it.
[16:23] ---
    You... You would never understand!
[16:26] ---
    I'm gonna win.
[16:27] ---
    I'll win against you, and become
    a full-fledged member of the Somas!
[16:30] ---
    --I won't let them ostracize me anymore!
    --You mustn't do this!
[16:37] ---
    I-I'm sorry. But fighting...
    Fighting is no good.
[16:42] ---
    --I-If you fight at school, you'll--
    --Can it, you!
[16:45] ---
    All I care about is beating Yuki!
[16:47] ---
    --Don't get in my way! What's your problem?!
    --Oi, Kyo.
[16:50] ---
    Get out of my sight!
[16:55] ---
    Max Rage...
[16:58] ---
    He hates me... I just earned
    his complete hatred...
[17:03] ---
    You really are an idiot.
[17:07] ---
    You're not gonna punch me?
[17:10] ---
    Sometimes, not getting punched hurts more.
[17:18] ---
    You skipped out on your very first day?
[17:22] ---
    I want to leave this house.
[17:24] ---
    It's only your third day here.
[17:26] ---
    Think of this as a form
    of training, and suck it up.
[17:30] ---
    I always end up saying mean things to her.
[17:35] ---
    "Her"? You mean Tohru-kun?
[17:39] ---
    I can't do this, okay?
[17:41] ---
    I'm not cut out for living
    around other people.
[17:45] ---
    You just don't have
    enough experience, that's all.
[17:50] ---
    Here's an analogy: You can break
    a table with one punch,
[17:55] ---
    but you can also pull back
    that punch just before it lands.
[18:00] ---
    Getting along well with other people
    works the same way.
[18:04] ---
    You need to interact with strangers,
    hurt them, get hurt by them,
[18:09] ---
    learn about people,
    and learn about yourself, too,
[18:14] ---
    or else you can't become
    capable of true empathy.
[18:18] ---
    Keep training now and don't run away,
    so that one day when you meet a girl
[18:22] ---
    who says she loves you,
    you'll be able to treasure her.
[18:28] ---
    Like there even is such a girl.
[18:31] ---
    What will you do if there is?
[18:33] ---
    I can't even imagine.
[18:36] ---
    I guess I'll start by
    asking her if she's crazy.
[18:38] ---
    I see.
[18:40] ---
    I'm home.
[18:42] ---
    Welcome back. Where's Tohru-kun?
[18:45] ---
    At work. She won't be done until late,
    so I'm thinking of walking her home.
[18:48] ---
    Yeah, do that.
[18:51] ---
    Perverts sometimes
    wander around here.
[18:58] ---
    Get out of my sight!
[19:02] ---
    When I said I'd quit the Dog
    and be a Cat instead, I really meant it.
[19:09] ---
    I can't believe he hates me...
[19:12] ---
    Just be you, Tohru.
[19:15] ---
    I know, Mom, I won't get discouraged!
[19:25] ---
    Could... Could that be...
    one of the "perverts" people talk about?!
[19:31] ---
    No!
[19:38] ---
    U-Um!
[19:40] ---
    I was just, er, doing practice swings!
[19:42] ---
    It's a lucky day, right?
    Are you going for a walk, Kyo-san?
[19:44] ---
    Cut that out!
[19:46] ---
    Being called -san makes me itchy.
    You can just drop it.
[19:49] ---
    Kyo... kun?
[19:52] ---
    Yeah, what?
[19:53] ---
    I was just testing the name.
[19:55] ---
    Don't say my name if you don't need anything!
[19:56] ---
    Okay!
[19:58] ---
    No, scratch that. It's fine.
[20:01] ---
    You can call my name
    without needing anything,
[20:03] ---
    and I don't mind if you hang around
    where I can see you,
[20:07] ---
    and if something pisses you off,
    you can hit me, like you did just now.
[20:12] ---
    Could he be...
[20:14] ---
    trying to apologize to me?
[20:18] ---
    That's why he came out here...?
[20:22] ---
    L-Listen!
[20:23] ---
    I'm sorry, it was a misunderstanding.
[20:25] ---
    I said "No!" and hit you with my bag
    because I mistook you for a pervert!
[20:30] ---
    A-A pervert?
[20:32] ---
    In fact, what I feel is love!
[20:34] ---
    I've always loved the zodiac Cat!
[20:38] ---
    It's true!
[20:39] ---
    I... I wanted to be
    the year of the Cat!
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    So what I'm saying is...
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    I want to be friends!
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    What will you do if there is?
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    A girl who says she loves you...
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    There's nothing good
    about the year of the Cat.
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    I think I'm starting to understand Kyo-kun.
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    He's a little awkward,
    but I'm sure he has a gentle heart.
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    He knows what "I'm sorry"
    feels like... He's an honest person...
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    Kyo-kun, you lecher!
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    Why would you say that?!
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    You know, Kyo-kun personally
    offered to walk you home from work!
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    It'll never happen again! No more!
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    Okay.
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    But seeing you eat a proper meal
    makes me even happier, Kyo-kun.
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    How is it? Do you like it?
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    --What?!
    --Nothing.
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    --You were looking at me.
    --Only looking at you.
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    Like you would look at me for no reason!
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    Is it bad?
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    Yes!
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    I'll try harder next time...
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    Uh, no... um...
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    As you can see, we patched things up.
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    I have a feeling the days ahead will be fun!
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    "Let's Play Rich Man-Poor Man!"
[23:46] ---
    Let's play Rich Man-Poor Man!
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