# E2 - They're All Animals!
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Hello! Package for you from Speedy Delivery!
**[00:08] ---**
They're...
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They're... They're all animals!
**[00:12] ---**
Yes, ma'am, I see you have
some animals there.
**[00:15] ---**
Could you sign this, please?
**[00:17] ---**
No, what I mean is--
**[00:22] ---**
What a smart dog!
**[00:24] ---**
Thank you, see you next time!
**[00:29] ---**
We can't even make a good cover story
if you jerks transform, too!
**[00:32] ---**
You're the one who slipped up first,
you stupid cat.
**[00:34] ---**
--Th-They can speak human language.
--Excuse me?!
**[00:35] ---**
--Th-They can speak human language.
--Shut up, clumsy cat.
**[00:39] ---**
Well, better to just tell her than
to make up a story she won't believe.
**[00:43] ---**
I have a Dog spirit,
**[00:45] ---**
Yuki-kun has a Rat spirit,
**[00:46] ---**
and Kyo Soma over there has
a Cat spirit. We're all possessed.
**[00:52] ---**
Others in the Soma family are possessed
by the other zodiac spirits, too.
**[00:57] ---**
It's run in the family
for hundreds of years now.
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It doesn't give us any
especially cool powers, though.
**[01:04] ---**
Pretty much all we can do is communicate
with our respective animals,
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and for some reason we transform when
we're sick, or when hugged by the opposite sex.
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We automatically turn
human again after a while...
**[01:17] ---**
...buck naked, I'm afraid.
**[02:41] ---**
"Fruits Basket"
**[02:52] ---**
Sorry you had to see that.
**[02:55] ---**
Are you feeling a bit calmer now?
**[02:57] ---**
I've mostly processed things.
**[03:01] ---**
This must be why Soma-kun shoved away
the girl who tried to hug him.
**[03:07] ---**
Man, Kyo, you're such an idiot!
**[03:10] ---**
Should a trained martial artist
be so easy for a girl to sneak up on?
**[03:15] ---**
You really have eyes for no one but Yuki-kun!
**[03:18] ---**
Don't make me sound creepy!
And don't blame me.
**[03:21] ---**
What the hell is she--a girl--
doing here in the first place?!
**[03:25] ---**
Be quiet. It's none of your business
whether there's a girl in this house.
**[03:30] ---**
You're an outsider.
**[03:33] ---**
Shut up!
**[03:35] ---**
Huh?
**[03:39] ---**
Tohru-kun, you're bleeding!
**[03:41] ---**
--Bleeding?!
--We need to treat that fast.
**[03:43] ---**
Let's see, antibiotic ointment...
**[03:46] ---**
So--
**[03:46] ---**
I knew you were an idiot,
but I didn't think you were this bad.
**[03:49] ---**
Out of respect for
the sheer depth of your idiocy,
**[03:52] ---**
I'll do you a favor: I'll
fight you seriously.
**[03:56] ---**
Kyo...
**[03:58] ---**
don't bore me.
**[04:00] ---**
Bring it on, girly-boy!
**[04:04] ---**
Soma-kun!
**[04:05] ---**
Don't worry. They get along
so badly it's not even funny.
**[04:09] ---**
They're always fighting like that.
**[04:11] ---**
Er, shouldn't we stop them?
**[04:14] ---**
Nah, it'll be over soon.
**[04:18] ---**
Today will be...
**[04:20] ---**
...another win for Yuki-kun.
**[04:30] ---**
I told you not to bore me.
**[04:34] ---**
--He... He went flying...
--Don't you go breaking my house, too!
**[04:37] ---**
Honda-san, how badly are you hurt?
**[04:38] ---**
I-I'm totally, completely fine!
**[04:41] ---**
But what about him?
**[04:44] ---**
Eh.
**[04:45] ---**
I figure he's probably fine.
**[04:48] ---**
I never guessed this boy
they call "prince" was so tough.
**[04:53] ---**
He's so different at school...
**[04:55] ---**
Oh, no, school! We'll be late!
**[04:58] ---**
I'm so sorry about my timing! But it's
important to me get to school every day!
**[05:02] ---**
Of course--you promised
your late mother, after all.
**[05:05] ---**
Still, I'll have to report what happened
to Akito-san, the family head.
**[05:12] ---**
"Family head"? That must be
someone important.
**[05:15] ---**
I understand.
**[05:17] ---**
I'll go change my clothes now.
**[05:18] ---**
Sure.
**[05:22] ---**
That explains why
you spilled our secret so easily.
**[05:27] ---**
You're planning to have her
memories changed, like back then...
**[05:32] ---**
No, I'm not, actually.
**[05:34] ---**
We had no choice that day because of
how many people found out.
**[05:39] ---**
I'm going to school, too.
**[05:40] ---**
At least fix the roof, stupid cat!
**[05:44] ---**
Kyo-kun, look after things here, okay?
**[05:48] ---**
Don't even think about going
missing again while I'm gone.
**[05:52] ---**
And be sure you apologize to Tohru-kun.
**[05:58] ---**
Tohru!
**[05:59] ---**
It's not like you to be late.
Did you oversleep?
**[06:03] ---**
Huh? Oh, yes.
**[06:05] ---**
My, my! Overslept, eh?
**[06:07] ---**
You should have just stayed home.
**[06:14] ---**
The prince came late today, too,
so they're extra suspicious.
**[06:19] ---**
I definitely can't tell them
I slept at his house...
**[06:21] ---**
Morons. Their brain cells
must not get much exercise.
**[06:34] ---**
Honda-san.
**[06:35] ---**
Soma-kun?
**[06:37] ---**
You... didn't tell your friends about us.
**[06:43] ---**
Hmm? No, I didn't.
**[06:46] ---**
Oh, no, did I make you worry about that?!
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I'll never tell!
**[06:51] ---**
My mother often told me
that only bad guys blab others' secrets!
**[06:56] ---**
No, what I mean is...
**[06:57] ---**
I'll swear an oath.
**[06:59] ---**
I'll seal it in blood, or with a cigarette burn,
or whatever you want!
**[07:01] ---**
No, listen...
**[07:02] ---**
Mom apparently used to do that a lot--
**[07:04] ---**
That's not the issue!
**[07:08] ---**
I'm sorry. Even though you're
doing your best to keep our secret,
**[07:13] ---**
we might end up erasing your memories.
**[07:15] ---**
Huh?
**[07:16] ---**
Not literally, really.
It's basically hypnotism.
**[07:22] ---**
A long time ago, I got found out
like we did today.
**[07:28] ---**
A girl hugged me, just playing around.
**[07:35] ---**
It turned into a big thing, and the memories
of everyone there got suppressed.
**[07:42] ---**
Akito,
**[07:44] ---**
am I really so weird
that we have to hide it at all costs?
**[07:49] ---**
Yeah, you are.
**[07:53] ---**
Obviously a person transforming
into a rat is weird.
**[07:58] ---**
Any normal person who found out
would be sickened.
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They'd stop coming near you.
**[08:07] ---**
They'd avoid you.
**[08:11] ---**
Soma-kun?
**[08:15] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[08:18] ---**
I can't go against Akito's decrees.
**[08:22] ---**
No matter what decision gets
handed down, I can't do anything.
**[08:27] ---**
So... I'm sorry.
**[08:29] ---**
W-Wait, I--
**[08:37] ---**
I'm so sorry! It wasn't on purpose, I swear!
**[08:42] ---**
It's fine, as long as no one saw.
**[08:46] ---**
Um, thank you for worrying about me.
**[08:52] ---**
It makes me really happy.
**[08:55] ---**
I'll be okay!
**[08:57] ---**
The way I see it, you might have no choice
**[09:00] ---**
if the secret I found out was that important.
**[09:03] ---**
So please do whatever will make you
and your family feel safest.
**[09:09] ---**
The idea of forgetting does make me sad,
but I'll grin and bear it!
**[09:16] ---**
If my memories get erased,
please make friends with me again, okay?
**[09:25] ---**
The amount of time we stay animals varies.
**[09:28] ---**
Okay.
**[09:30] ---**
All done.
**[09:32] ---**
Your necktie is crooked.
**[09:36] ---**
I'm not very good at this sort of thing.
**[09:40] ---**
Time to show what I can do.
**[09:43] ---**
Any normal person who found out
would be sickened.
**[09:46] ---**
They'd stop coming near you.
**[09:49] ---**
Honda-san...
**[09:51] ---**
You don't feel sickened?
**[09:53] ---**
Nope, I'm all better!
**[09:55] ---**
Huh? No, that's not what I meant...
**[09:55] ---**
"She misheard 'sickened' as 'sick.'"
**[10:01] ---**
--Shall we go home?
--Yes, let's!
**[10:08] ---**
Thank you.
**[10:09] ---**
Don't worry, tie-knotting
is a specialty of mine.
**[10:20] ---**
Call in a pro later to fix it for real.
**[10:22] ---**
Right now you only need
to keep the rain out, right?
**[10:24] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[10:28] ---**
--Hey!
--Yes?!
**[10:29] ---**
I... get... tunnel vision. When I'm upset.
**[10:36] ---**
So, about what happened this morning...
**[10:40] ---**
I'm... so--
**[10:42] ---**
Yuki-kun, Tohru-kun, I'm back!
**[10:45] ---**
Oh, and Kyo-kun, the clumsy idiot
who lost another fight!
**[10:49] ---**
Forget it, dammit!
**[10:51] ---**
Huh? No, please, wait!
**[10:57] ---**
It's good news.
**[10:59] ---**
Tohru-kun is allowed to live with us
as long as she keeps our secret.
**[11:05] ---**
I won't be punished?
**[11:07] ---**
No, but you have to keep it quiet!
**[11:10] ---**
I will!
**[11:11] ---**
Thank goodness!
My memories won't go away!
**[11:14] ---**
That almost sounds too good to be true...
**[11:18] ---**
You and Akito better not be plotting
something and mixing Honda-san up in it.
**[11:23] ---**
No! Would I do that?
**[11:26] ---**
I'll trust this "Tohru" person...
**[11:31] ---**
This might be a good opportunity...
**[11:34] ---**
...for Yuki, for Kyo, and for me.
**[11:40] ---**
Excuse me.
**[11:42] ---**
Er, I know it's weird to say this again,
but it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
**[11:48] ---**
Yours, too!
**[11:51] ---**
Yeah.
**[11:52] ---**
Yours, too.
**[11:54] ---**
I-It's a pleasure, um... Kyo-san.
**[11:58] ---**
Whatever! I've got nothing--
**[12:03] ---**
What the hell was that for?!
**[12:05] ---**
Go away, outsider.
**[12:07] ---**
--At any rate,
--Say what?!
**[12:08] ---**
--At any rate,
--Shut up and scram, stupid cat.
**[12:09] ---**
--I'll be staying with the Soma family now.
--Shut up and scram, stupid cat.
**[12:14] ---**
This is amazing.
**[12:15] ---**
I'm impressed you managed to get
such a rotten kitchen so clean.
**[12:19] ---**
I gave it my all!
**[12:21] ---**
Shigure owns a rice cooker?
**[12:23] ---**
I excavated it!
**[12:29] ---**
How is it? Is the flavor strong enough?
**[12:32] ---**
It's great. I haven't had a meal
like this in so long!
**[12:36] ---**
I'm glad you like it.
**[12:37] ---**
Shigure and that stupid cat are sure late.
Where did they go, Siberia?
**[12:42] ---**
You went out for a while, too, right?
**[12:45] ---**
Yeah. I went to my
secret base in the backyard.
**[12:48] ---**
Secret base?!
***SIGN*** Chimney
***SIGN*** Secret Cannon
***SIGN*** Secret Door
***SIGN*** Secret Window
***SIGN*** Secret Toilet
**[12:50] ---**
That has a thrilling ring to it!
**[12:53] ---**
It's probably not what you're imagining.
**[12:57] ---**
But I'll invite you there
sometime, if you want.
**[12:59] ---**
You'd let me come?!
**[13:01] ---**
I'm so excited! A secret base!
**[13:03] ---**
I saw one when I was little, but--
**[13:05] ---**
--Shut up!
--I want you to listen for a second, Kyo.
**[13:08] ---**
I'm so pissed. Is it fun for you,
manipulating people like that?!
**[13:12] ---**
Slow down! Sure, I'm thoroughly enjoying it,
**[13:15] ---**
--but it's for your own good!
--W-Welcome home! Would you like to eat?
**[13:16] ---**
--That's so not convincing!
--W-Welcome home! Would you like to eat?
**[13:18] ---**
Hell no!
**[13:19] ---**
Don't take it out on Tohru-kun!
And no shoes in the house.
**[13:23] ---**
You really aren't convincing, Shigure.
**[13:25] ---**
Oh, there's food ready.
**[13:27] ---**
Um, why was Kyo-san so upset?
**[13:30] ---**
Oh, him. It's because I tricked him
into taking a school transfer exam.
**[13:35] ---**
Transfer?
**[13:36] ---**
Yes. Starting tomorrow,
**[13:38] ---**
Kyo-kun will be commuting from here
to the same school you two go to.
**[13:42] ---**
--Thanks for cooking!
--Don't eat. Don't come near us. Get out.
**[13:46] ---**
Yeah, I figured you'd be angry...
**[13:50] ---**
So the thing is, Kyo passed the exam
for a boys' high school near his place,
**[13:54] ---**
but he never went, and he dropped off
the map for over four months.
**[13:57] ---**
Apparently, he's been training
in the mountains.
**[14:00] ---**
Training?
**[14:02] ---**
Kyo wants to beat Yuki-kun
in a fight, you see.
**[14:05] ---**
They've been rivals since they were little.
**[14:08] ---**
He's an idiot.
**[14:10] ---**
Thanks for cooking.
**[14:12] ---**
You're welcome.
**[14:13] ---**
I wonder if Kyo-san wants to beat Soma-kun
**[14:16] ---**
"Listen, sir, let me tell you the news."
"Why thank you."
**[14:17] ---**
because he resents being tricked
like he was in the old story.
**[14:23] ---**
But I get the feeling it would
be invasive to ask him that.
**[14:29] ---**
And I think Kyo-san already
hates me anyway...
**[14:34] ---**
It makes me a little sad.
**[14:37] ---**
I finally got to meet the
zodiac Cat, and yet...
**[14:43] ---**
Where is he?
**[14:45] ---**
Look, over there!
The boy with the orange hair!
**[14:47] ---**
Think it's his natural color?
**[14:48] ---**
He's cute!
**[14:50] ---**
Say, are you Soma-kun's cousin?
**[14:52] ---**
Are you two close?
**[14:55] ---**
He's afraid...
**[14:56] ---**
Yuki-kun!
**[14:58] ---**
I hear your cousin transferred here?
**[14:59] ---**
Introduce us!
**[15:01] ---**
I'm sorry, Sempai. We're technically cousins,
but we're not close.
**[15:05] ---**
I've never even spoken to him.
**[15:08] ---**
Th-That smile is...
**[15:10] ---**
--I like his hair color. It's a little like Kyoko-san's.
--So, what school did you transfer from?
**[15:15] ---**
--I like his hair color. It's a little like Kyoko-san's.
--Why do you dye your hair? Tell me!
**[15:16] ---**
--Now that you mention it, it really is.
--Why do you dye your hair? Tell me!
**[15:18] ---**
I feel them. I feel the same waves
as Yuki Soma's.
**[15:23] ---**
What are they?
**[15:24] ---**
What am I sensing?
**[15:26] ---**
These waves aren't human...
**[15:28] ---**
Never underestimate Hana-chan's Wave Report.
**[15:31] ---**
Soma-kun?
**[15:33] ---**
Wait, what? Where are you go--
**[15:37] ---**
--Ow, ow, ow! Let me go!
--Kyo-s--
**[15:40] ---**
Soma-kun, what's wrong?
**[15:41] ---**
Calm down, okay?
**[15:42] ---**
Leave me alone!
**[15:48] ---**
--No way... He's amazing.
--That hurt! How could he be so mean to a girl?!
**[15:50] ---**
--That guy's kinda entertaining.
--That hurt! How could he be so mean to a girl?!
**[15:59] ---**
Hey.
**[16:01] ---**
Would you mind thinking
a little more before you act?
**[16:05] ---**
Why are you going to a school crawling
with girls like this? Are you insane?
**[16:11] ---**
It's a lot better than being forced
to go to Akito's chosen boys' school.
**[16:15] ---**
I want to get at least one foot
out of the Soma cage.
**[16:19] ---**
I don't understand why you
actually want to go inside it.
**[16:23] ---**
You... You would never understand!
**[16:26] ---**
I'm gonna win.
**[16:27] ---**
I'll win against you, and become
a full-fledged member of the Somas!
**[16:30] ---**
--I won't let them ostracize me anymore!
--You mustn't do this!
**[16:37] ---**
I-I'm sorry. But fighting...
Fighting is no good.
**[16:42] ---**
--I-If you fight at school, you'll--
--Can it, you!
**[16:45] ---**
All I care about is beating Yuki!
**[16:47] ---**
--Don't get in my way! What's your problem?!
--Oi, Kyo.
**[16:50] ---**
Get out of my sight!
**[16:55] ---**
Max Rage...
**[16:58] ---**
He hates me... I just earned
his complete hatred...
**[17:03] ---**
You really are an idiot.
**[17:07] ---**
You're not gonna punch me?
**[17:10] ---**
Sometimes, not getting punched hurts more.
**[17:18] ---**
You skipped out on your very first day?
**[17:22] ---**
I want to leave this house.
**[17:24] ---**
It's only your third day here.
**[17:26] ---**
Think of this as a form
of training, and suck it up.
**[17:30] ---**
I always end up saying mean things to her.
**[17:35] ---**
"Her"? You mean Tohru-kun?
**[17:39] ---**
I can't do this, okay?
**[17:41] ---**
I'm not cut out for living
around other people.
**[17:45] ---**
You just don't have
enough experience, that's all.
**[17:50] ---**
Here's an analogy: You can break
a table with one punch,
**[17:55] ---**
but you can also pull back
that punch just before it lands.
**[18:00] ---**
Getting along well with other people
works the same way.
**[18:04] ---**
You need to interact with strangers,
hurt them, get hurt by them,
**[18:09] ---**
learn about people,
and learn about yourself, too,
**[18:14] ---**
or else you can't become
capable of true empathy.
**[18:18] ---**
Keep training now and don't run away,
so that one day when you meet a girl
**[18:22] ---**
who says she loves you,
you'll be able to treasure her.
**[18:28] ---**
Like there even is such a girl.
**[18:31] ---**
What will you do if there is?
**[18:33] ---**
I can't even imagine.
**[18:36] ---**
I guess I'll start by
asking her if she's crazy.
**[18:38] ---**
I see.
**[18:40] ---**
I'm home.
**[18:42] ---**
Welcome back. Where's Tohru-kun?
**[18:45] ---**
At work. She won't be done until late,
so I'm thinking of walking her home.
**[18:48] ---**
Yeah, do that.
**[18:51] ---**
Perverts sometimes
wander around here.
**[18:58] ---**
Get out of my sight!
**[19:02] ---**
When I said I'd quit the Dog
and be a Cat instead, I really meant it.
**[19:09] ---**
I can't believe he hates me...
**[19:12] ---**
Just be you, Tohru.
**[19:15] ---**
I know, Mom, I won't get discouraged!
**[19:25] ---**
Could... Could that be...
one of the "perverts" people talk about?!
**[19:31] ---**
No!
**[19:38] ---**
U-Um!
**[19:40] ---**
I was just, er, doing practice swings!
**[19:42] ---**
It's a lucky day, right?
Are you going for a walk, Kyo-san?
**[19:44] ---**
Cut that out!
**[19:46] ---**
Being called -san makes me itchy.
You can just drop it.
**[19:49] ---**
Kyo... kun?
**[19:52] ---**
Yeah, what?
**[19:53] ---**
I was just testing the name.
**[19:55] ---**
Don't say my name if you don't need anything!
**[19:56] ---**
Okay!
**[19:58] ---**
No, scratch that. It's fine.
**[20:01] ---**
You can call my name
without needing anything,
**[20:03] ---**
and I don't mind if you hang around
where I can see you,
**[20:07] ---**
and if something pisses you off,
you can hit me, like you did just now.
**[20:12] ---**
Could he be...
**[20:14] ---**
trying to apologize to me?
**[20:18] ---**
That's why he came out here...?
**[20:22] ---**
L-Listen!
**[20:23] ---**
I'm sorry, it was a misunderstanding.
**[20:25] ---**
I said "No!" and hit you with my bag
because I mistook you for a pervert!
**[20:30] ---**
A-A pervert?
**[20:32] ---**
In fact, what I feel is love!
**[20:34] ---**
I've always loved the zodiac Cat!
**[20:38] ---**
It's true!
**[20:39] ---**
I... I wanted to be
the year of the Cat!
**[20:43] ---**
So what I'm saying is...
**[20:45] ---**
I want to be friends!
**[20:50] ---**
What will you do if there is?
**[20:52] ---**
A girl who says she loves you...
**[20:57] ---**
There's nothing good
about the year of the Cat.
**[21:02] ---**
I think I'm starting to understand Kyo-kun.
**[21:07] ---**
He's a little awkward,
but I'm sure he has a gentle heart.
**[21:13] ---**
He knows what "I'm sorry"
feels like... He's an honest person...
**[21:21] ---**
Kyo-kun, you lecher!
**[21:24] ---**
Why would you say that?!
**[21:26] ---**
You know, Kyo-kun personally
offered to walk you home from work!
**[21:31] ---**
It'll never happen again! No more!
**[21:34] ---**
Okay.
**[21:35] ---**
But seeing you eat a proper meal
makes me even happier, Kyo-kun.
**[21:39] ---**
How is it? Do you like it?
**[21:46] ---**
--What?!
--Nothing.
**[21:48] ---**
--You were looking at me.
--Only looking at you.
**[21:51] ---**
Like you would look at me for no reason!
**[21:53] ---**
Is it bad?
**[21:54] ---**
Yes!
**[21:58] ---**
I'll try harder next time...
**[22:00] ---**
Uh, no... um...
**[22:05] ---**
As you can see, we patched things up.
**[22:09] ---**
I have a feeling the days ahead will be fun!
**[23:45] ---**
"Let's Play Rich Man-Poor Man!"
**[23:46] ---**
Let's play Rich Man-Poor Man!
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