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E13 - Sure Thing

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[00:01] ---
    "New Term"
[00:05] ---
    Dammit! Why the hell did you
    have a growth spurt over break?!
[00:10] ---
    Guys are so lucky. You shoot up like weeds!
[00:12] ---
    Arisa, you're pretty tall already.
[00:14] ---
    "Term Ceremony"
[00:14] ---
    I dream to be in the 180s.
[00:17] ---
    Man, really feels like we're back at school.
[00:20] ---
    The new term's here.
[00:22] ---
    I see that you didn't get
    any more womanly over break.
[00:25] ---
    You're better off giving up your womanhood!
[00:27] ---
    Yeah, I'm fine with that.
    Maybe I should give it up.
[00:31] ---
    I can't even turn one man's head anyway.
[00:34] ---
    Uo-chan?
[00:35] ---
    Tohru-kun, imagine how she feels.
[00:38] ---
    Arisa didn't get to see her special friend
    from the convenience store again.
[00:43] ---
    --Take a good look, Tohru-kun.
    That's what a maiden in love looks like.
[00:46] ---
    --I'll beat him up the next time I see him!
    --Take a good look, Tohru-kun.
    That's what a maiden in love looks like.
[00:49] ---
    --The first thing I'll do is beat him up!
    --Now that you mention it,
    she does appear pained.
[00:51] ---
    --I'll beat him up so bad that he won't
    even be able to let out a whimper!
    --Now that you mention it, she does appear pained.
[00:53] ---
    --I'll beat him up so bad that he won't
    even be able to let out a whimper!
    --Right? Sounds painful.
[00:56] ---
    You don't look like you have
    the guts to do that.
[01:00] ---
    Oh my, that's strange for you to say.
[01:04] ---
    Wh-What do you mean?
[01:08] ---
    Mind reader?! Did you read my mind?!
[01:11] ---
    I can't read minds with waves.
    I just remembered something funny.
[01:17] ---
    Let's just leave it at that.
[01:19] ---
    Can you or not?!
[01:24] ---
    "Fruits Basket"
[02:53] ---
    Yuki!
[02:55] ---
    Um, I have a souvenir of
    Summer Sweethearts biscuits for you.
[02:59] ---
    "Summer Sweethearts"
[02:59] ---
    Will you accept them?
[03:01] ---
    Oh, thank you.
    Sorry, I don't have anything for you.
[03:07] ---
    Please, I don't mind at all.
[03:10] ---
    Yeah, don't worry
    about that stuff, Yuki-kun!
[03:14] ---
    For the smile you bestow upon me is a gift.
[03:19] ---
    Overflowing and soaring high as white wings!
[03:23] ---
    Wings spread wide,
    my chest becomes like the blue sky...
[03:31] ---
    Minagawa-sempai?
[03:32] ---
    Oh, I apologize. I had a flash of
    inspiration to make a verse of poetry.
[03:37] ---
    Oh dear. Me, too.
[03:39] ---
    Who cares about that?
    What did you do over summer, Soma-sempai?
[03:44] ---
    --What do you mean, "Who cares about that"?!
    --What do you mean, "Who cares about that"?!
[03:46] ---
    Over summer break? I went to the beach--
[03:48] ---
    To the beach?! That's lovely!
[03:51] ---
    Wow, you're so popular.
[03:55] ---
    Amazing.
[03:59] ---
    Oh wow, those biscuits look so yummy!
[04:03] ---
    Huh?
[04:04] ---
    --Who is she?
    --Who is she?
    --Who is she?
[04:06] ---
    Oh!
[04:07] ---
    You know? Do you know
    who she is, Minami-san?
[04:09] ---
    --From class 2-A. Rumors say she's a devil
    of a woman who seduces men with her looks.
[04:11] ---
    --Can I have some later? Pretty please?
    --From class 2-A. Rumors say she's a devil
    of a woman who seduces men with her looks.
[04:14] ---
    Yun-Yun?
[04:16] ---
    --Yun-Yun?!
    --Yun-Yun?!
    --Yun-Yun?!
[04:18] ---
    Um...
[04:19] ---
    J-Just who are you?
[04:21] ---
    You appear out of nowhere, not to mention
    you dare call Yuki by Yu-Yu-Yu--
[04:26] ---
    You can't just start using
    a weird nickname for him!
[04:28] ---
    Or what? Are you mocking us?!
[04:31] ---
    Oh no, you're so scary!
[04:35] ---
    You could tell?
[04:38] ---
    Please excuse me. You come, too.
[04:40] ---
    Okay!
[04:44] ---
    That was so funny! Wasn't that the best?
[04:49] ---
    You shouldn't laugh at people like that.
[04:53] ---
    Who are you? Why are you
    calling me by that strange nickname?
[04:57] ---
    You mean, "Yun-Yun"?
    I wasn't the one who said it first.
[05:02] ---
    What? Then who--
[05:05] ---
    --Oh, there he is. Yun-Yun!
[05:07] ---
    --There's no doubt he's the culprit.
    --Oh, there he is. Yun-Yun!
[05:09] ---
    It's been so long, Yun-Yun!
[05:11] ---
    How was your summer? Do a ton of stuff?
[05:14] ---
    I did a ton! Went on a ton of dates!
[05:17] ---
    What's with "Yun-Yun"?
[05:18] ---
    I love summer!
    Wish it could always be summer!
[05:21] ---
    Why did school have to
    start again anyway? It sucks.
[05:24] ---
    What's with "Yun-Yun"? I'm talking to you.
[05:27] ---
    Oh, what? Why so grumpy?
[05:29] ---
    Kakeru, he doesn't like
    the nickname you gave him.
[05:32] ---
    Oh, really? Isn't it cute?
    It reminds me of a panda.
[05:35] ---
    Why is my nickname longer
    than my actual name?
[05:39] ---
    Ah, I see. Is that weird?
[05:42] ---
    Oh, that's not the problem!
    I was looking for you, Yun-Yun.
[05:46] ---
    Oh yeah, I was looking for you, too, Yun-Yun!
[05:50] ---
    Shoot, I feel like the nickname's
    going to stick.
[05:54] ---
    Hey! I brought our leader!
[06:06] ---
    I'm Naohito Sakuragi from class 1-C.
[06:09] ---
    I'm a secretary.
[06:11] ---
    Right.
[06:12] ---
    I initially turned down
    the offer for this tedious position,
[06:17] ---
    but I accepted after finding out
    that you'd be the president.
[06:20] ---
    I want you to remember this:
    You're my riv--
[06:23] ---
    He's your first love?
    Do your best, shorty!
[06:27] ---
    I'll definitely cheer you on!
[06:29] ---
    I'm not a shorty!
[06:30] ---
    He's such a kid.
[06:32] ---
    Oh, I forgot to introduce myself.
[06:35] ---
    I'm Kimi Todo. I'm a secretary
    like that kid over there.
[06:38] ---
    You're part of the student council, too?!
[06:40] ---
    Please be nice about showing me
    the ropes if I need help, 'kay?
[06:45] ---
    I'll do my best if it's for you, Yun-Yun!
[06:48] ---
    R-Right...
[06:50] ---
    Yeah, Yun-Yun, you don't have to worry.
[06:53] ---
    She acts all cutesy, but she's actually--
[06:56] ---
    Shut up. Don't say anything unnecessary.
[06:58] ---
    Ow. That freaking hurt.
[07:00] ---
    I got him back for you, teensy shorty.
[07:02] ---
    I'm not a shorty!
[07:04] ---
    Are they loud, quiet, friendly, or shy?
[07:09] ---
    I don't really get my fellow members.
[07:12] ---
    I have to lead these people? Can I do it?
[07:18] ---
    Leader!
[07:20] ---
    And now a word from our leader!
[07:23] ---
    That's right. I promised myself that day.
[07:29] ---
    I'm Yuki Soma, the president.
[07:33] ---
    I believe that we all need to work together
    to do our duties as the student council.
[07:42] ---
    I promised myself I wouldn't run anymore.
[07:47] ---
    There are still many things
    that I lack as the president,
[07:52] ---
    but I assure you that I will work hard.
[07:59] ---
    So I hope you will all work together with me.
[08:06] ---
    Sure thing!
[08:11] ---
    All right! Let's all have fun
    and do this together!
[08:15] ---
    There's no point unless you can
    actually do the work.
[08:18] ---
    What are you saying? With my position
    as vice president on the line,
[08:22] ---
    I'll work my butt off!
[08:26] ---
    He's sleeping!
[08:28] ---
    Let's work hard.
[08:34] ---
    You could say that the student council
    consists of a bunch of troublemakers.
[08:41] ---
    Todo-san, I trust you're not
    causing trouble for Yuki?
[08:46] ---
    You should be mindful of
    your cheeky remarks and behavior.
[08:50] ---
    What? It's totally fine.
    I'm always a good girl.
[08:56] ---
    Oh yeah! Thank you for
    the biscuits the other day.
[09:02] ---
    I ate them together with Yun-Yun. So yummy!
[09:07] ---
    You sit right down!
[09:09] ---
    Sorry, I'm in a hurry.
[09:13] ---
    Secretary Kimi Todo, a second year, appears
    to be instigating conflict intentionally.
[09:18] ---
    What the heck is that joke of a sign out front?!
[09:21] ---
    "School Defense Force"
[09:21] ---
    It's ludicrous!
[09:23] ---
    And this room gets messy the minute
    it's cleaned up! What a headache!
[09:27] ---
    Secretary Naohito Sakuragi,
    a first year, is always on edge.
[09:32] ---
    Kuragi! Don't scatter things
    all over the place!
[09:36] ---
    Treasurer Machi Kuragi, a first year,
    usually has her head bowed and barely speaks.
[09:43] ---
    Seriously! How long are the president and
    vice president going to be out on their rounds?
[09:50] ---
    They've bloomed beautifully.
[09:52] ---
    Oh, thank you very much.
[09:55] ---
    We're short on members,
    so we're doing the best we can.
[09:58] ---
    I can tell you're working very hard.
[10:00] ---
    I'll come help if I have time after
    I finish making my brief rounds.
[10:04] ---
    Oh, will you really?
[10:06] ---
    Yes. It might be later in
    the afternoon, though.
[10:10] ---
    U-Um...
[10:12] ---
    President, can you do something about him?
[10:18] ---
    But vice president Kakeru Manabe,
    a second year,
[10:21] ---
    is the biggest troublemaker of them all.
[10:23] ---
    "Fertilizer"
[10:26] ---
    I just got so sleepy.
[10:29] ---
    Going around to all
    the clubs is so dull and blah.
[10:34] ---
    It's so boring.
[10:37] ---
    Why do we have to go around
    and greet all the clubs anyway?
[10:41] ---
    We're not pop idols trying to woo our fans.
    They should just come to us.
[10:47] ---
    That would be called negligence,
    Mr. Vice President.
[10:51] ---
    How come?
[10:54] ---
    There are things you can only find out by
    talking to them or seeing their club area directly.
[10:58] ---
    We're not above them
    just because we're the student council.
[11:01] ---
    There's no point in a student council
    unless we benefit the rest of the students.
[11:05] ---
    We are useful. We're the School Defense Force
    defending from evil villains.
[11:10] ---
    Will you stop saying that as if it's real?
[11:13] ---
    Who are these "villains" anyway?
[11:15] ---
    Recruiting now.
[11:17] ---
    --Nabe!
    --Hmm?
[11:18] ---
    So this is where you're goofing off.
    Wanna play soccer?
[11:22] ---
    I'm not goofing off! I'm on duty, idiot!
[11:26] ---
    Are you diligently participating
    in your club activities?
[11:28] ---
    What? That's the last thing
    I wanna hear from you!
[11:32] ---
    --To be honest,
    it's rough doing things with him.
    --What are you doing anyway?
[11:34] ---
    --To be honest,
    it's rough doing things with him.
    --I'm making the rounds.
[11:37] ---
    --He's the same breed as my brother,
    but he also reminds me a little...
    --I'm making the rounds.
[11:38] ---
    --He's the same breed as my brother,
    but he also reminds me a little...
    --Oh. Well, come play once in a while.
[11:41] ---
    --He's the same breed as my brother,
    but he also reminds me a little...
    --I will. Once in a while.
[11:43] ---
    ...of him, too.
[11:45] ---
    People naturally congregate around him.
[11:50] ---
    It's like he glows with
    a light that I don't possess.
[11:53] ---
    It's so bright that I feel like
    I'm about to disappear.
[11:58] ---
    Ah, so mean! The amazing sign I made is gone!
[11:59] ---
    "Student Council Room"
[12:02] ---
    I can't believe it! It was a masterpiece!
[12:06] ---
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[12:08] ---
    You mean that ludicrous sign? I threw it away.
[12:12] ---
    Oh, it was you, shorty?
[12:16] ---
    You bugger! Here's what you get!
[12:18] ---
    What are you doing,
    disgrace of the student council?! Stop it!
[12:21] ---
    No way! Neenerhead!
[12:24] ---
    Don't say nonsensical words!
[12:26] ---
    Everyone, I'm back!
[12:28] ---
    Lookie here, Yun-Yun!
    I got a brand-new whiteboard!
[12:33] ---
    Huh? What? But how?
[12:35] ---
    Well, you see, I asked my teacher
    pretty please and they gave it to me.
[12:41] ---
    Is it okay for the teacher to do that?
[12:43] ---
    Good job! That's our seductress!
    You can't beat something brand new.
[12:48] ---
    Doesn't it make you want to hold
    a lengthy meeting?
[12:51] ---
    Oh yeah, there's something I wanted
    to talk over with you guys.
[12:54] ---
    --Can I write it down?
    --What is it?
[12:57] ---
    Let's see...
[13:01] ---
    "School Defense Force"
    "Color Assignment Agreement"
[13:03] ---
    I don't really get it, but this
    looks like it's going to be pointless.
SIGN    "School Defense Force" "Color Assignment Agreement" "Black => me!!"
[13:07] ---
    Okay, speak up if you have a color request.
[13:10] ---
    Don't ask us! Don't make us
    discuss something so meaningless!
[13:13] ---
    It is too! It's super meaningful!
[13:16] ---
    Really, Nao, you have zero awareness that
    you're part of the School Defense Force?
[13:19] ---
    Come on, man. Seriously.
[13:21] ---
    Do you have awareness
    that you're the vice president?
[13:24] ---
    Well, Yun-Yun should be Red
    because he's the president.
[13:27] ---
    Yes, that's absolutely right!
[13:29] ---
    What? Is that how this works?
[13:31] ---
    "Red
    Yun--"
[13:32] ---
    And I'm Black. Cool and stoic.
[13:36] ---
    I appear standing on a tree
    when other members are in a pinch.
[13:39] ---
    Twig in mouth and sunset are optional.
[13:41] ---
    In a pinch?
[13:43] ---
    You're "cool"?
[13:44] ---
    Nao, you're Yellow. And like curry.
[13:46] ---
    Don't decide for me!
[13:49] ---
    Why curry?
[13:51] ---
    Right--who should be Pink?
[13:53] ---
    Wanna rock-paper-scissors for it,
    Machi and Kimi?
[13:55] ---
    What? No way! I'm Pink! Pink is for me!
[14:00] ---
    Pink is better for me,
    and I like pink. That's that!
[14:04] ---
    Uh, Todo-san. It's just a color.
    You don't have to get so worked up.
[14:11] ---
    What a meanie!
    Yun-Yun won't call me "Kimi"!
[14:16] ---
    --Even though we ate snacks together!
[14:17] ---
    --O-Okay. Okay!
    --Even though we ate snacks together!
[14:19] ---
    Calm down, K-Kimi.
[14:22] ---
    Stop this nonsense! Are you all morons?!
[14:25] ---
    The first one to call someone
    a moron is the real moron.
[14:28] ---
    Moron. Moron!
[14:30] ---
    --Ooh, Nao-chan's a moron.
[14:32] ---
    --I've had it!
    --Ooh, Nao-chan's a moron.
[14:33] ---
    --Well, a moron who calls a moron
    a moron is the real moron!
[14:34] ---
    --Maybe you should speak up.
    --Well, a moron who calls a moron
    a moron is the real moron!
[14:38] ---
    --What color do you like, Kuragi-san?
    --You're lacking common sense!
    --Moron. Moron. Moron.
[14:42] ---
    --Moron. Moron.
[14:44] ---
    --Huh?
    --Moron. Moron.
[14:45] ---
    Moron.
[14:46] ---
    That won't do, Yun-Yun!
    Call Machi by her first name, too.
[14:51] ---
    I see. Machi, you wanted to be
    called by your first name, too?
[14:55] ---
    Then you have to ask like I did.
    Come on, go ahead.
[15:01] ---
    You don't have to do it!
SIGN    "School Defense Force" "Color Assignment Agreement" "Black => me!!"
[15:03] ---
    Kimi, don't force her to do things!
[15:05] ---
    Don't worry. Anyway, I'm Pink, okay?
[15:08] ---
    I cannot allow it to be
    decided by unfair means!
[15:10] ---
    How is it unfair?
    Machi's saying she wants Yellow!
[15:14] ---
    --See? Look. And she's even fine
    eating curry for three meals a day.
[15:15] ---
    --L-Let her go.
    --See? Look. And she's even fine
    eating curry for three meals a day.
[15:17] ---
    "Blah Blah Blah"
[15:17] ---
    --Right? Anyway, I want pink so bad!
[15:18] ---
    --What should I do? I need to get
    things under control soon.
    --Right? Anyway, I want pink so bad!
[15:20] ---
    --What should I do? I need to get
    things under control soon.
    --I won't allow--
[15:23] ---
    What's wrong with you guys?
    Causing such a ruckus over deciding on colors.
[15:29] ---
    Seriously, isn't it idiotic to be discussing
    color assignments in the first place?!
[15:39] ---
    "B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶"
[15:40] ---
    I'm sorry! Yes, I'm the one
    who brought it up in the first place!
[15:45] ---
    The whiteboard! The brand-new white board
    is being covered with idiotic words.
[15:46] ---
    "B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶"
    "Swamp Brown"
[15:55] ---
    Man, I worked like a horse.
[15:57] ---
    You did not! You didn't at all!
[16:00] ---
    Yun-Yun! See you tomorrow!
[16:03] ---
    See ya, Yun-Yun.
[16:05] ---
    Yeah.
SIGN    "School Defense Force" "Color Assignment Agreement" "B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ Swamp Brown => me!!" "Pink --> Kimi"
SIGN    "Leader: Yun-Yun" "Vice Leader: Me!!" "Red Yun-Yun"
[16:27] ---
    Hey, Nabe! Wanna go grab a bite somewhere?
[16:31] ---
    Yeah...
[16:38] ---
    U-Um, are you sure you can help?
[16:44] ---
    I don't mind. You're short on people, right?
[16:48] ---
    I just need to transport this, right?
[16:50] ---
    Y-Yes, thank you so much!
[16:58] ---
    Yun-Yun!
[17:01] ---
    Oh? You're still here?
[17:04] ---
    What are you up to, Yun-Yun? Helping out?
[17:07] ---
    Yeah, kind of.
[17:10] ---
    Hey, you're not walking home
    with that girl, Tohru Honda, today?
[17:15] ---
    She's secretly popular
    'cause you're close to her.
[17:20] ---
    What's she to you? Do you like her?
[17:24] ---
    Why do you ask?
[17:25] ---
    Hmm... Well, just thinking
    what a bittersweet love.
[17:31] ---
    'Cause you know, that orange-haired...
    Was his name Kyo? Your cousin.
[17:37] ---
    He looks like her boyfriend.
[17:41] ---
    Yeah?
[17:42] ---
    I'm right? Am I right? I knew it!
[17:45] ---
    Makes sense. I mean, that Kyo kid
    looks happier than you, Yun-Yun.
[17:53] ---
    So I look unhappy?
[17:57] ---
    Is it fun to go on about
    who looks happy or who looks unhappy?
[18:03] ---
    Is it fun to compare people
    by weighing their happiness
[18:07] ---
    on balance scales and seeing who's better?
[18:12] ---
    Does it make you happy?!
[18:19] ---
    Shut up.
[18:21] ---
    Why the hell are you getting so pissed?
    Heat get to you or something?
[18:26] ---
    You're the one who's pissed!
[18:28] ---
    I'm not pissed! I got annoyed from
    that arrogant lecture of yours!
[18:33] ---
    D-Doesn't that mean you're pissed?!
[18:35] ---
    Shut it! You my mom or something?!
[18:39] ---
    Who are you calling your mom?!
    Stop saying sickening things!
[18:42] ---
    I'm the one who's grossed out
    by you, goody two-shoes!
[18:45] ---
    Blockhead!
[18:46] ---
    Oh yeah? Fine!
[18:48] ---
    Better than someone
    who pretends to know everything!
[18:50] ---
    I know! That's just the kind of person I am!
[18:54] ---
    That's right! I was lecturing
    myself just now! Sorry!
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    I instantly compare myself to others and
    almost lose myself to how inferior I feel.
[19:06] ---
    I feel like I'm about to disappear.
[19:09] ---
    That's right. Another part of myself
    whispers in my ear
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    that maybe he's better fit
    to be president, not me.
[19:22] ---
    I immediately try to run away
    with my weak thoughts.
[19:28] ---
    Yeah. I'm the one who got pissed.
[19:34] ---
    Sorry.
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    The biggest troublemaker is me.
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    To me, I am the "villain."
[19:48] ---
    The enemy I should be fighting
    is always within me.
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    Hey.
[19:59] ---
    Where should I look from
    so that I can see the same things as you?
[20:04] ---
    How can I see someone else's perspective
[20:06] ---
    and understand someone's
    feelings before I hurt them?
[20:11] ---
    You surprised me.
    You said the exact same thing as her.
[20:17] ---
    You surprised me and it annoyed me.
[20:22] ---
    I mean, I'm jealous.
[20:28] ---
    I'm jealous of you, Yuki.
    You understand others.
[20:34] ---
    I went too far, too. Sorry.
[20:37] ---
    I mean, I just never learn.
[20:43] ---
    Oh no! The seedlings! The seedlings!
[20:47] ---
    What have you done?!
[20:49] ---
    Whoa, you scared me. I'm to blame.
[20:52] ---
    I know that. It couldn't have
    been the president!
[20:56] ---
    So mean! Don't worry!
    I'll take responsibility and plant all of them.
[21:01] ---
    Oh, but...
[21:03] ---
    There's no point in a student council
    unless we benefit the rest of the students!
[21:07] ---
    Right, leader?
[21:09] ---
    You murmured it so humbly.
[21:15] ---
    I'm jealous.
[21:18] ---
    It made me want to cry.
[21:21] ---
    Flip it over yourself.
[21:24] ---
    Aw, come on. That makes me
    not want to do it more.
[21:29] ---
    I frantically held in my tears.
[21:37] ---
    I'm sorry! I regret my actions.
    I won't do such a rude thing again!
[21:44] ---
    Who are you? What are you talking about?
[21:46] ---
    Okay, bye!
[21:47] ---
    Oi, who the heck are you?!
[21:50] ---
    At least know what our vice president
    looks like, Kyon-Kyon.
SIGN    "Leader: Yun-Yun" "Vice Leader: Me!!" "Red Yun-Yun"
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    If we can gain understanding of
    one another like this despite conflict...
[22:07] ---
    ...I'm starting to think
    that being with others...
[22:11] ---
    ...might not be such a bad thing.
[23:44] ---
    "I Might as Well Die, Then..."
[23:46] ---
    I Might as Well Die, Then...
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