# E6 - Are You Really This Stupid?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRG5QJD8R/are-you-really-this-stupid)
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It's a pretty big storm.
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Yeah, it's getting worse.
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*They* appear on days... like today.
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What do you mean?
**[00:14] ---**
During summer around
these parts, *they* appear.
**[00:21] ---**
Uh, er, what will appear?
**[00:25] ---**
That's why!
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We're gonna blast our way
outta here tomorrow!
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"Fruits Basket"
**[02:01] ---**
Y-You scared me!
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So where are we going?
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Remember we said we'd go hang out together?
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And so, I reserved one of
the Soma's vacation houses,
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so we're all going on a
summer getaway tomorrow!
**[02:17] ---**
What, tomorrow? Vacation house?!
A summer getaway?!
**[02:21] ---**
He planned without asking people again.
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--A secretary getaway, huh.
--Sensei, the tea's ready.
**[02:26] ---**
--I could use one of those.
--Sensei, confirming today's schedule.
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And he's off in his own fantasy.
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Tohru, you don't have work, right?
This is our chance to go play!
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O-Oh, but I don't know if
someone like me should...
**[02:39] ---**
It's okay! I invited Haru, Harry, Aya,
Ritchan, Kisa, Hiro, and Kagura, too!
**[02:46] ---**
That's basically everyone.
You invited my brother, too?
***SIGN*** "Let's all go on a summer getaway tomorrow! Tohru's coming, of course. --Momiji"
**[02:50] ---**
Why must we go on a summer
getaway with that stupid girl?
**[02:54] ---**
--He's already in high school.
What's he getting all excited for?
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--Hiro-*chan*, I want to go!
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--Hiro-*chan*, I want to go!
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Let's go.
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See? So you should come, Tohru!
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U-Um...
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If you want to go, Tohru-*kun*, you should go.
**[03:12] ---**
Okay! I would love to go!
**[03:16] ---**
We've gotta catch stag beetles
and Hercules beetles!
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--Okay!
--We've gotta do fireworks, too!
**[03:22] ---**
Okay!
**[03:23] ---**
Sounds fun. I might go, too.
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Really? Yeah, you should come!
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You don't have work?
**[03:31] ---**
Nope!
**[03:33] ---**
That makes me not believe you
*and* pisses me off, so stop.
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My work aside, don't you all have homework?
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Don't worry about me. I'm mostly done.
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I'm almost done, too!
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Sorry. I'm terribly sorry!
I only cause trouble for you.
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You're not causing trouble.
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Tohru, you can do it! Keep going!
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Okay! I'll do my best so that I can join
everyone at the vacation house!
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For the stag beetles!
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For the fireworks!
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It'd be better to just go a different day
rather than tomorrow.
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Oh? Where's Kyo?
**[04:18] ---**
He's resting in his room.
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Then I'll go tell Kyo about tomorrow!
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Work hard, Tohru!
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Okay!
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Now, time to roll up my sleeves
and get this homework done!
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Kyo!
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Hey, Kyo. You sick?
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I'm tired. I don't have
the energy to talk to you.
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Get out.
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Got it.
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We're going to the vacation house
tomorrow, so get packed!
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You don't get it!
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Wait, tomorrow? To the vacation house?
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Yep!
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Don't "Yep" me!
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Kyo hit me!
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But you'll come, right?
You won't say no, right?
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Right?
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Stop bugging me.
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Tohru will be sad if you don't come.
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We'll play together! We'll swim together!
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I said to stop bugging me!
I never said I wouldn't go.
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Sheesh. I'm so tired.
**[05:28] ---**
You've gotten nicer.
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Huh?
**[05:30] ---**
Nothing!
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Oh yeah, I'm gonna catch stag beetles!
And Hercules beetles!
**[05:37] ---**
You're being serious?
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Oh, I see. I think I finally understand.
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I'm glad. You should be able to finish now.
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Thank you so much.
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That hat...
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Huh?
**[05:55] ---**
Is that yours?
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Oh, you mean this?
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Yeah. It's not something
I expect you to have.
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A boy who helped me when I got lost
as a little girl left this behind.
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I don't know who he was
or where he came from.
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I don't even remember what he looked like.
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Why did you keep it?
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It's so worn out.
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Because it's a precious memory.
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I was so happy that he helped me.
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Even if you've forgotten...
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--Honda-*san*--
--Kyo's coming on our summer getaway, too!
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Is he?
**[06:50] ---**
Stag beetles!
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Fireworks!
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--Hercules beetles!
--Hercules beetles!
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Because it's a precious memory.
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It cleared up!
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Shigure-*san*, you can't come after all?
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Well, I'll go after finishing up some work.
**[07:11] ---**
Now, Yuki-*kun* and Kyo-*kun*.
**[07:14] ---**
What is it?
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No teasing Tohru-*kun* while I'm not there!
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It's safer without you!
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Let's go.
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We'll be going now!
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Okay. Be careful.
**[07:34] ---**
Come out.
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It's been a long time, Rin. Anyway, come in.
**[07:57] ---**
Uh, Rin-*chan*? You still have your shoes on.
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I'm sure you know why I'm here.
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Gure-*nii*, don't you already know
**[08:12] ---**
what I'm thinking and what I want?
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I wonder. I'm not sure
I can meet your expectations.
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Answer me.
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Answer me, Gure-*nii*.
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Do I seem like such a simple man?
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No.
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Are you an idiot?
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Or is this foolishness part of your scheme?
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Now, what shall I do with you?
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It's summer!
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Blue sky and blue sea!
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Tohru! Come on, let's go in!
**[09:03] ---**
Big Sister, let's go.
**[09:05] ---**
Okay!
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They're excited.
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Kyo, you're not going in?
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No way.
**[09:12] ---**
Big Sister, look. This shell's pretty.
**[09:15] ---**
The stupid girl's already taken Kisa!
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I was so sure Sensei would be here.
**[09:24] ---**
Why were you so sure?
**[09:25] ---**
So he could get a look at
Honda-*san* in her tight swimsuit.
**[09:30] ---**
--Don't say it like that!
--Don't say it like that!
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I'm just saying what any youth would--
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You've strayed far from youthfulness!
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Ow.
**[09:38] ---**
Hiro! Hiro, you're not gonna swim?
**[09:42] ---**
We just arrived and you're all excited
like a child. What a moron.
**[09:46] ---**
--Party pooper.
--Party pooper! Party pooper!
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Shut up! I'm fatigued from our long trip!
**[09:54] ---**
Hey, look!
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Tohru's amazing! She's so good at swimming!
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Whoa.
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Yeah, she's pretty amazing.
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Honda-*san*'s a better swimmer than I thought.
**[10:11] ---**
She did that in one breath, though.
**[10:13] ---**
What?!
**[10:14] ---**
Idiot.
**[10:16] ---**
If you're going to actually swim in the ocean,
learn how to breathe while you swim.
**[10:21] ---**
W-Were you watching? I can swim, right?
**[10:26] ---**
You looked like you were
swimming for your life.
**[10:28] ---**
Oh? When did Kyo get there?
**[10:31] ---**
I'll show you my swimming again.
**[10:33] ---**
You don't have to! Didn't I warn you
that you'd get swept away?
**[10:38] ---**
Momiji! Teach her how
to breathe while swimming!
**[10:46] ---**
Wh-What this, all of a sudden?
**[10:49] ---**
This is fun!
**[10:52] ---**
Oh, s-sorry. Kyo-*kun*, you came in the water.
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Go on.
**[10:59] ---**
Tohru looks like she's having fun.
**[11:01] ---**
Kyo ended up going into the water, too.
**[11:05] ---**
Don't delude yourself.
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Listen. This world is pitch-black.
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You're going to live along this pitch-black path
without potential or hope,
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so don't think that you'll ever be saved.
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Is your head spinning from the heat?
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Are your emotions spinning?
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Yuki-*kun*!
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Yuki and Haru, you should come in!
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Oh, okay!
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And Hiro, too.
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Shut up, puny rabbit!
**[11:44] ---**
I'm fine.
**[11:46] ---**
I was just lost in thought.
It's a bad habit.
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I can't let Honda-*san* worry needlessly.
**[11:55] ---**
That's the right attitude.
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Thanks.
**[11:59] ---**
Huh? You're back already?
**[12:02] ---**
I wasn't planning on swimming
in the first place.
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Let's race. A race.
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Stop, idiot! Let go!
**[12:08] ---**
--You trying to kill me?!
--The water's pretty cold.
**[12:11] ---**
You'll get used to it in no time!
**[12:13] ---**
The swimsuit looks nice on you. It's cute.
**[12:16] ---**
--Oh! Um, thank you very much!
--Tohru's always cute.
**[12:19] ---**
Thanks to you all
who picked it out as a gift for me!
**[12:24] ---**
Yuki.
**[12:25] ---**
Wanna race?
**[12:27] ---**
Kyo will get fired up if you're in.
**[12:29] ---**
No, I won't! I'm not that dumb!
**[12:33] ---**
Maybe I will.
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I'm not gonna lose!
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I'll win! I'll be the winner!
**[12:41] ---**
Nice, Yuki.
**[12:42] ---**
I wasn't trying.
**[12:43] ---**
Um, please don't overexert yourselves.
**[12:47] ---**
They should just swim
like normal people. How childish.
**[12:59] ---**
Yuki, you were amazing! You came in first!
**[13:03] ---**
Where's the stupid cat?
**[13:05] ---**
He was so shocked from losing to you
that he went back first.
**[13:08] ---**
"Don't wake me up!"
**[13:08] ---**
To go sulk in bed.
**[13:11] ---**
Kisa-*san*, you're in my room.
**[13:14] ---**
Yeah!
**[13:16] ---**
Oh? It's the pocketbook I took before.
**[13:22] ---**
Stupid girl.
**[13:24] ---**
Yes?
**[13:25] ---**
Isn't this yours?
**[13:30] ---**
Mom, why are you over there?!
**[13:33] ---**
You dropped it.
**[13:35] ---**
Th-Th-Th-Thank you very much!
**[13:38] ---**
I'm so glad.
**[13:39] ---**
Why do you only carry a photo
of your mom anyway?
**[13:44] ---**
You don't carry around a photo of your dad?
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Most of the time, for whatever reason,
you're always going on about your mom.
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That's all you ever talk about.
**[13:55] ---**
You have a serious mother complex.
That's all there is to you?
**[14:00] ---**
Well, that's...
**[14:04] ---**
Well... that's...
**[14:11] ---**
--Huh?
--Hey! Hurry up!
**[14:14] ---**
Oh, okay! Coming right now!
**[14:19] ---**
What's her problem?
**[14:22] ---**
Hiro-*chan*.
**[14:24] ---**
That wasn't very nice to say.
**[14:27] ---**
Huh? What about it?
**[14:29] ---**
It wasn't a big deal.
**[14:32] ---**
She seemed fine with it anyway.
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How do you know she was fine?
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It's not like you know what she's holding
deep in her heart--
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you've never felt it.
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You can't just say that it's no big deal...
You can't assume that you're right!
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How would I know...
I don't know what she's feeling!
**[15:00] ---**
Hiro-*chan*, why did you come?
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Did you come to trouble her?
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Why did it turn out like this?
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I think I'm getting kinda hungry!
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Even though I came to make you happy.
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Kisa-*san*, what's the matter?
**[15:21] ---**
It's nothing.
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This sucks.
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I take it out on her
when I get annoyed.
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Just like how I have hidden feelings
that I'm holding deep in my heart...
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I see...
**[15:42] ---**
she must have them, too.
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Things deep in her heart,
that no one else can feel.
**[15:56] ---**
Did Kisa and Hiro get into a fight?
**[15:58] ---**
They were quiet during dinner.
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Hmm...
**[16:03] ---**
It's a waste of time for a third wheel
to get involved in a lovers' quarrel.
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It's best to leave them be.
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I can't tell if you're being nice
or if you don't care.
**[16:19] ---**
Huh? Kisa?!
**[16:20] ---**
Are you okay? I didn't know you were there.
**[16:23] ---**
I'm really sorry!
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I'm sorry, too.
**[16:30] ---**
What I said earlier wasn't very nice, either.
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So, I'm sorry.
**[16:44] ---**
Me, too.
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I'm sorry, too.
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Sorry.
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Why do you only carry
a photo of your mom anyway?
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That's...
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It's okay. It's okay.
**[17:25] ---**
It's okay. It's okay.
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We're always...
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...together.
**[17:37] ---**
Hiro-*san*, we found stag beetles!
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They're amazing!
**[17:42] ---**
They really are!
**[17:45] ---**
She seems more cheerful
than usual this morning.
**[17:48] ---**
Hiro-*san*, Hiro-*san*!
Look, it's a magnificent stag beetle.
**[17:55] ---**
That's nice.
**[17:56] ---**
Yes!
**[17:58] ---**
Did you pour something here?
**[17:59] ---**
It's sugar water. Kyo taught me about it!
**[18:03] ---**
Oh?
**[18:04] ---**
Oh, Kyo! Morning!
Jogging so early in the morning?
**[18:04] ---**
"World Encyclopedia of Insects"
**[18:09] ---**
You're all already at it
early in the morning, too.
**[18:12] ---**
There were no Hercules beetles!
**[18:14] ---**
Didn't think there'd be.
**[18:16] ---**
Kyo-*kun*! It's a stag beetle!
**[18:18] ---**
Idiot, that's a rhinoceros beetle.
**[18:20] ---**
Huh? Wh-What? Momiji-*kun*,
can I see your encyclopedia?
**[18:26] ---**
Sure.
**[18:28] ---**
Ouch!
**[18:30] ---**
Why'd you hit me?
**[18:31] ---**
Did you do something to Tohru again?
**[18:35] ---**
What do you mean?
**[18:37] ---**
What evidence do you hold
that makes you suspect of me?
**[18:41] ---**
I don't know what happened,
but she seems down.
**[18:47] ---**
Kyo-*kun*, this is a rhinoceros beetle.
**[18:50] ---**
I know.
**[18:54] ---**
I'm heading to the vacation house tomorrow,
so I won't be visiting for a while.
**[19:00] ---**
Be careful not to fall ill, Akito-*san*.
**[19:06] ---**
I'm ill right now.
**[19:10] ---**
This is stupid. I hate summer.
**[19:14] ---**
It's just too hot and unpleasant.
**[19:17] ---**
I have a headache.
**[19:19] ---**
Hatori... Get Hatori.
**[19:22] ---**
Hatori's a busy man with
his own matters to take care of.
**[19:25] ---**
I feel bad for him that
you summon him so often.
**[19:28] ---**
What's that supposed to mean?
Why do I have to care about him?
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He lives for my sake.
**[19:36] ---**
He can expend himself for my sake.
**[19:39] ---**
Well, what can I say?
**[19:44] ---**
And what's with the summer getaway?
**[19:46] ---**
The idiots and ugly girl are all excited.
It's so aggravating.
**[19:50] ---**
They're getting cocky
and have deluded themselves.
**[19:54] ---**
Why don't I teach them all a lesson?
**[20:02] ---**
What?
**[20:03] ---**
What are you smiling about?
**[20:05] ---**
You have a problem with it?
**[20:09] ---**
A problem?
**[20:11] ---**
I've never thought that for a second.
**[20:16] ---**
Rather, Akito-*san*, why don't you come
to the vacation house, too?
**[20:21] ---**
If you want to teach them a lesson.
**[20:28] ---**
He suddenly came down with a fever.
It really was the heat.
**[20:32] ---**
Y-Yuki-*kun*! Hang in there!
**[20:35] ---**
Don't worry, it's just
a low-grade fever. Calm down.
**[20:39] ---**
Yuki, can I go take a bath?
**[20:44] ---**
Go ahead, you don't need my permission.
**[20:48] ---**
I thought you'd be lonely.
**[20:49] ---**
Just go!
**[20:51] ---**
Honda-*san*, take care of Yuki.
**[20:54] ---**
Okay! Leave him to me!
**[20:59] ---**
Huh?
**[21:02] ---**
I have something to tell you.
**[21:07] ---**
One day, I'll have something
I'll need to tell you.
**[21:13] ---**
Don't delude yourself.
**[21:17] ---**
That's not true.
**[21:21] ---**
I can think this now that
it's not all pitch-black.
**[21:26] ---**
I can believe now that I
wasn't deluding myself.
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When the time comes,
I'd be happy if you'd listen.
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"Soma"
**[21:50] ---**
"Soma"
**[21:50] ---**
I need to open...
**[21:55] ---**
...the shut lid.
**[21:59] ---**
Open the lid?
**[23:45] ---**
"Let the Watermelon Splitting
Contest Begin!"
**[23:46] ---**
Let the watermelon splitting contest begin!
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