E39 - Love Triangle From Hell!

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    Stepping out on
    an ordinary Sunday
[00:08] ---
    Stepping out!
    A miracle's gonna happen
[00:15] ---
    It's my day!
[00:23] ---
    Maybe I'll throw off my pajamas
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    and head out to see her right now
[00:37] ---
    I always turned my eyes away,
    thinking she'd hate me
[00:44] ---
    Now I'm saying goodbye
    to that negative attitude
[00:51] ---
    My favorite shoes
    will always take me
[00:58] ---
    To a place where I'll be happy
[01:04] ---
    It's not someone else
    I want to embrace
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    But a version of
    myself that's not fake
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    I just want to walk
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    Not on tip-toe
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    Not downcast, either
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    Just I'm stepping out
    on an ordinary Sunday
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    Stepping out!
    Making a little try, try, try
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    It's my day!
[01:47] ---
    As your fiancé... I'll tame you!
[01:51] ---
    She did it...
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    No way!
[02:05] ---
    You know... I like you!
[02:30] ---
    "Love Triangle from Hell!"
[02:52] ---
    She likes him? Domyoji?
[02:59] ---
    Since we're getting married anyway...
[03:01] ---
    ...I suppose I can
    fall in love with you.
[03:04] ---
    Married?
[03:07] ---
    You can fall in love?
[03:11] ---
    Yeah.
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    Uh-oh!
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    Tsukasa, don't hit her.
[03:19] ---
    Yeah. She's a girl, you know.
[03:21] ---
    You know I wouldn't hit a girl!
    Let go of me!
[03:25] ---
    There's nothing I'd believe less than that!
[03:28] ---
    How many times have you
    lied about stuff like that?
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    Hey! You!
[03:32] ---
    Don't call me "you."
    My name's Shigeru.
[03:34] ---
    So what?!
    Who cares what your name is?
[03:37] ---
    I have no attention of marrying,
    much less falling in love with you!
[03:44] ---
    You mean "intention," don't you?
[03:48] ---
    - Let me go!
    - Makino, take her away somewhere.
[03:51] ---
    - Let go of me!
    - Hurry up!
[03:58] ---
    Hey! Wait!
    I need to talk to you!
[04:03] ---
    Hey! I said wait!
[04:07] ---
    Makino!
[04:08] ---
    - Is he stupid or what?!
    - Wait a minute!
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    He can drop dead for all I care!
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    I don't want to be involved.
    It no longer concerns me!
[04:17] ---
    They're chummy enough
    to be nibbling each other's ears...
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    And he dares to try
    to make excuses...
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    COUNT DOMYOJI
[04:28] ---
    You've got to be kidding!
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    Hi!
[04:35] ---
    W-what is it?
    Where'd you come from?
[04:39] ---
    How about going for some tea?
[04:42] ---
    T-tea?
[04:46] ---
    No thanks. I have class...
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    Come on... Let's go.
[04:52] ---
    No thanks.
[04:53] ---
    Don't say that.
[04:56] ---
    Come on. Please...
[04:59] ---
    Pretty please? I'm thirsty...
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    Please, please, please?
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    What's with this girl?
    Is she a ninja?
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    Let's go!
[05:11] ---
    The exit's not that way.
[05:14] ---
    You go out the front gate
    when you cut class?
[05:17] ---
    No, I...
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    Here. Wear this...
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    Is all this really necessary?
[05:43] ---
    Here I am, after all.
[05:46] ---
    These rich people...
    Why are they all so self-centered?
[05:52] ---
    Mmm... This is delicious!
    I can feel it throughout my body.
[06:01] ---
    It's delicious!
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    See! Aren't you glad you came?
[06:05] ---
    I'm just thirsty from doing all that!
[06:09] ---
    But wasn't it fun?
    Like playing detectives...
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    Fun...?
[06:15] ---
    You forced me to come!
[06:17] ---
    As they say, "You're sillier than a rat,
    to fight over tea."
[06:25] ---
    Is she trying to say I'm a rat?
[06:27] ---
    Where does that saying
    come from?
[06:29] ---
    I just made it up.
[06:33] ---
    This girl is really weird!
[06:36] ---
    No wonder she likes Domyoji.
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    I go to Eirin Academy.
[06:43] ---
    Oh, that elite girls' school?
[06:45] ---
    Yeah... They're all no fun at all.
[06:49] ---
    There isn't anyone as funny
    as you, there.
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    Damn her!
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    What's your name?
    Your first name?
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    Tsukushi...
[07:01] ---
    Why, that's such a cute name!
[07:04] ---
    Tell me. What do you think
    of Domyoji, Tsukushi?
[07:08] ---
    Here it comes!
[07:11] ---
    She just wanted the scoop.
    And she went right to first names...
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    There's absolutely nothing going on
    between Tsukasa and me...
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    ...so you needn't worry.
[07:22] ---
    That's not what I'm asking.
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    Is he good at sex?
[07:29] ---
    I-I wouldn't know anything
    about that.
[07:32] ---
    Well, this is important.
    We're getting married, after all.
[07:36] ---
    Why ask me?
    You could just try him out!
[07:40] ---
    After all, you've been biting his ear.
[07:42] ---
    Yeah... well, his ears do
    seem sensitive.
[07:46] ---
    Sensitive?
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    Actually, I...
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    I've never been truly in love.
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    I figured I'd end up
    in a marriage of convenience.
[08:04] ---
    I was so sure my parents would bring me
    a spoiled little rich boy.
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    But Domyoji's not bad.
[08:13] ---
    He's got class, but
    he's rough around the edges.
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    He's a breath of fresh air.
[08:23] ---
    I thought, maybe my life won't
    be so bad, after all.
[08:28] ---
    Hmm...
[08:31] ---
    I guess an heiress
    has problems of her own...
[08:35] ---
    I've decided to have myself
    a real love affair.
[08:40] ---
    And why do I have to get
    involved in this?
[08:44] ---
    Why don't you go ahead and
    do what you want?
[08:49] ---
    It has absolutely nothing
    to do with me!
[09:10] ---
    Oh... I guess that was
    pretty mean of me.
[09:13] ---
    She might think
    I'm picking on her.
[09:17] ---
    Er... I mean...
[09:19] ---
    I see...
[09:21] ---
    You're right.
[09:23] ---
    I'm an only child,
    so I tend to be self-centered.
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    That's why I can't make friends.
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    I'm causing you trouble, aren't I?
[09:36] ---
    Just a little. You're not much trouble.
[09:41] ---
    Really?!
[09:43] ---
    Yes...
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    Then you'll help me?
[09:47] ---
    All right, I will.
[09:49] ---
    Huh? Help her?
[09:52] ---
    Hurray! I'm so happy! Yay!
[09:55] ---
    Yay? But wait...
[09:56] ---
    This has been my dream.
[09:59] ---
    Just a minute...
[09:59] ---
    It's like something
    in a novel or drama...
[10:03] ---
    The girl talks over her problems
    with her friend.
[10:06] ---
    I've always wanted to do that.
[10:14] ---
    I'm so happy!
    Thanks for your help!
[10:19] ---
    It's nothing...
[11:02] ---
    This isn't right...
[11:07] ---
    I want to fall in love!
[11:08] ---
    I love you.
[11:10] ---
    I'll help you.
[11:13] ---
    What a weird diagram!
    Like a love triangle from hell!
[11:19] ---
    Uh... but...
[11:21] ---
    Hey! What's this?
[11:24] ---
    This is fun!
[11:26] ---
    W-When did she...?!
[11:29] ---
    Where did you get this?
    I want one too.
[11:32] ---
    Well, uh... I got it from Domyoji in Canada,
    so I don't know...
[11:38] ---
    Canada?
    You went with him? To ski?
[12:41] ---
    I really can't help her.
    I've got to tell her.
[12:48] ---
    What's wrong?
[12:50] ---
    Well... I don't know how
    to say this, but...
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    Yes?
[12:56] ---
    I... uh...
[13:01] ---
    Domyoji once told me...
    he loved me...
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    Really?
    But you don't love him, do you?
[13:13] ---
    No, not at all.
[13:19] ---
    Then there's no problem.
[13:20] ---
    You'll turn him towards me, and
    make him forget you.
[13:22] ---
    - Two birds with one stone!
    - Ow!
[13:41] ---
    Two birds with one stone...
[13:52] ---
    Is that really it?
[13:56] ---
    I've decided to have myself
    a real love affair.
[14:01] ---
    Is falling in love such an easy thing?
[14:06] ---
    It's not easy for me.
[14:15] ---
    But, oh well...
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    It has nothing to do with me.
[14:41] ---
    Love?
[14:48] ---
    Thanks to Domyoji,
[14:50] ---
    I'm being drawn into
    an even more confusing situation.
[14:59] ---
    "Love" seems like such
    an empty word to me now.
[15:06] ---
    It's like an ocean glittering
    in the distance.
[15:10] ---
    I want to touch it,
    but it's too shiny and unreachable.
[15:28] ---
    It's too shiny...
[15:32] ---
    What's too shiny?
[15:35] ---
    Rui Hanazawa!
[15:37] ---
    A bald head?
[15:38] ---
    N-no... Not a bald head, but love.
[15:41] ---
    Love? Love me, love my fish...
[15:49] ---
    Did you just get here?
[15:50] ---
    Yeah...
[15:52] ---
    I don't know why, but I woke up
    in the middle of the night.
[15:56] ---
    I couldn't go back to sleep
    after that.
[15:58] ---
    I know how it is... You finally fall asleep,
    and it's morning.
[16:04] ---
    My head is so hazy.
[16:12] ---
    Shall I give you a massage?
[16:14] ---
    I'm pretty good at it.
    I do it for my dad sometimes.
[16:17] ---
    Massage? My head?
[16:20] ---
    That's right.
    Haven't you had it done?
[16:22] ---
    Don't. You're so strong,
    you might squish my brain.
[16:28] ---
    How rude!
    What do I look like, a wrestler?
[16:35] ---
    Ah... That feels good.
[16:38] ---
    Doesn't it?
[16:44] ---
    His head is much smaller
    than Dad's.
[16:53] ---
    I've come a long way.
[16:56] ---
    To think that I'm massaging
    Rui Hanazawa's head...
[17:12] ---
    Beautiful weather, isn't it?
[17:14] ---
    Yeah...
[17:18] ---
    I love this atmosphere...
[17:22] ---
    He has an air about him
    that no one else has.
[17:26] ---
    He used to always be so moody.
[17:32] ---
    I have no interest in other people.
[17:37] ---
    If anyone dared to get too close...
[17:40] ---
    ...he'd act like he's warding you off.
[17:48] ---
    But...
[17:49] ---
    I wanted to see him...
[17:50] ---
    Wanted to see him...
[17:53] ---
    Even if he hurt my feelings...
    so I'd come to this emergency exit.
[18:17] ---
    He sent a breeze into my gray life...
[18:22] ---
    Back in those days...
[18:26] ---
    I looked at him like I was looking
    at the shiny, glittering sea.
[18:49] ---
    Stupid!
[18:51] ---
    Why am I blushing
    over these memories?!
[18:54] ---
    Oh...
[19:02] ---
    Your face is red.
    Do you have a fever?
[19:06] ---
    A fever?
[19:08] ---
    That's right...
    My body feels so achy...
[19:11] ---
    Now you've turned pale.
    How interesting...
[19:16] ---
    It's because you're too close!
[19:25] ---
    I'm fine! Don't worry about me.
[19:37] ---
    Your foot...
[19:38] ---
    Oh... I'm sorry!
[19:41] ---
    I can see your panties.
[19:51] ---
    That was close.
    You almost hit your head.
[20:36] ---
    Ouch!
[20:38] ---
    Stupid! Don't look at me like that.
[21:33] ---
    I really am stupid...
[21:36] ---
    Something's wrong...
    Something's wrong with me!
[21:39] ---
    What am I doing?!
[21:58] ---
    Will I ever make it that far?
[22:05] ---
    Yeah, I'm almost there.
[22:12] ---
    Some day, the whole world
[22:19] ---
    will have its eyes on me.
[22:25] ---
    Yeah, after our graduation ceremony
[22:33] ---
    we all wrote our dreams on the wall.
[22:38] ---
    A lot of time has passed since then
[22:45] ---
    but I'm just the same as I was on that day!
[22:51] ---
    Keep trying your best!
    Wishes can come true!
[22:58] ---
    Let's keep running down
     the road we believe in!
[23:08] ---
    Will I ever make it that far?
[23:15] ---
    Yeah, I'm almost there.
[23:22] ---
    Will I ever make it that far?
[23:28] ---
    Yeah, I'm almost there.
[23:32] ---
    I already made it this far, after all.
[23:49] ---
    Domyoji has Shigeru...
[23:51] ---
    They make a perfect pair.
[23:54] ---
    I hurt him
    with my thoughtless words.
[23:57] ---
    I think God is telling me to give it up,
    and to help her out.
[24:04] ---
    Hana Yori Dango:
    "The Turning of Love's Tide"
[24:07] ---
    Congratulations, Shigeru...