E1 - Declaration of War!

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    Stepping out on
    an ordinary Sunday
[00:08] ---
    Stepping out!
    A miracle's gonna happen
[00:14] ---
    It's my day!
[00:22] ---
    Maybe I'll throw off my pajamas
[00:29] ---
    and head out to see her right now
[00:36] ---
    I always turned my eyes away,
    thinking she'd hate me
[00:43] ---
    Now I'm saying goodbye
    to that negative attitude
[00:50] ---
    My favorite shoes
    will always take me
[00:57] ---
    To a place where I'll be happy
[01:04] ---
    It's not someone else
    I want to embrace
[01:11] ---
    But a version of
    myself that's not fake
[01:15] ---
    I just want to walk
[01:19] ---
    Not on tip-toe
[01:22] ---
    Not downcast, either
[01:27] ---
    Just I'm stepping out
    on an ordinary Sunday
[01:35] ---
    Stepping out!
    Making a little try, try, try
[01:41] ---
    It's my day!
[02:43] ---
    If only, time like this
    would go on forever...
[02:57] ---
    "A Declaration of War!"
[03:06] ---
    Oh, you bought that Buittan bag?
[03:08] ---
    Uh-hm... But it cost less
    than 100,000 yen.
[03:11] ---
    I've been trying to get my dad
    to buy me a Shanel watch.
[03:15] ---
    I envy you...
[03:18] ---
    Just two more years...
[03:21] ---
    Just hang on for two more years.
[03:26] ---
    I want my school life here
    to be peaceful and quiet.
[03:31] ---
    That's all I ask for.
[03:47] ---
    Hey... How dirty!
    You got dust on my pants.
[03:53] ---
    I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
    Forgive me...
[03:56] ---
    Not again...
[03:58] ---
    Tsukushi...
[04:02] ---
    If an apology was good enough,
    we wouldn't need the police.
[04:06] ---
    I knew it. It's the F4!
[04:11] ---
    Dust it off, will you?
[04:14] ---
    Eitoku Academy's gang of four,
    made up of sons of the richest families.
[04:18] ---
    And they're the source of
    the bullying at this school.
[04:23] ---
    The F4... so cool...
[04:24] ---
    He's done for...
[04:44] ---
    Ya...!
[04:45] ---
    Hoo...
[04:46] ---
    Yahoo!
[04:49] ---
    I can't believe this!
[04:50] ---
    Domyoji, look at the mess
    you've made.
[04:55] ---
    It's just a little dust
    on his pants.
[05:00] ---
    We were just cleaning
    like we were supposed to.
[05:08] ---
    Rui, leave it alone. Let's go.
[05:16] ---
    Rui... Hanazawa...
    What was that all about?
[05:22] ---
    His eyes were like marbles.
[05:30] ---
    That boy was lucky
    to get off so easily.
[05:34] ---
    He might have been made
    the target of everyone's bullying.
[05:39] ---
    Yeah...
[05:48] ---
    Hey, we're friends, aren't we?
[05:51] ---
    Why all the sudden?
[05:53] ---
    When things like that happen,
    I get worried...
[05:58] ---
    that maybe I don't have any
    real friends at this school.
[06:03] ---
    When someone's being bullied,
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    everyone either joins in
    or turns the other way.
[06:09] ---
    Of course, I'm one of them.
[06:11] ---
    I'm no different...
[06:13] ---
    I sometimes think I'm the only one
    who thinks we are friends.
[06:21] ---
    Makiko...
[06:23] ---
    That's not true.
    I think of you as a friend, too.
[06:27] ---
    Really?
[06:29] ---
    Yes.
[06:38] ---
    Tsukushi!
[06:41] ---
    What shall I do? I'm so moved.
[06:44] ---
    I was thinking
    the same thing myself.
[06:50] ---
    Say, I found a shop that
    serves delicious cakes.
[06:53] ---
    You want to stop by?
[06:55] ---
    Oh, Maki... the stairs!
[06:58] ---
    Maki!
[07:09] ---
    Ohh... My butt...
[07:13] ---
    Tsukushi, will you pull me up?
[07:18] ---
    M-Maki... behind you...
[07:20] ---
    Huh? Behind me?
[07:23] ---
    Move!
[07:35] ---
    That hurt.
[07:37] ---
    Oh, no...
[07:38] ---
    You okay, Tsukasa?
[07:40] ---
    No, I'm not!
[07:43] ---
    I'm sorry... Forgive me!
[07:45] ---
    You've got some nerve.
[07:47] ---
    It wasn't on purpose...
[07:50] ---
    That's enough. You know
    what to expect.
[07:55] ---
    Wait a minute!
    She apologized, didn't she?
[07:59] ---
    Please forgive her.
[08:03] ---
    Is this an example of cheap
    middle-class friendship?
[08:17] ---
    That does it! You fish-tyrant!
[08:20] ---
    Fish-tyrant?
[08:23] ---
    I combined "big fish in a small pond"
[08:24] ---
    with "the tyrant on his little hill."
[08:26] ---
    That's just for you, F4!
[08:35] ---
    You walk around like big shots,
[08:37] ---
    but you're all protected
    by your fathers' names.
[08:40] ---
    You've never worked
    for your money.
[08:42] ---
    So quit mouthing off!
[08:55] ---
    Uh-oh...
[09:09] ---
    I'm the one who wanted peace...
[09:13] ---
    That's right. I was going
     to keep a low profile...
[09:24] ---
    Take a look at this, Tsukushi.
    It's a big fad at our school.
[09:28] ---
    You do this...
[09:31] ---
    It checks your emotions.
[09:34] ---
    What's wrong, Tsukushi?
    Did something happen?
[09:43] ---
    Hmm... That's so you, Tsukushi.
[09:46] ---
    I wish I hadn't done it.
[09:48] ---
    I was doing my best
    not to stand out.
[09:51] ---
    You were never so timid
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    when you were in
    junior high school.
[10:02] ---
    You were always ready to jump in
    and help when there was trouble.
[10:08] ---
    That's right...
[10:10] ---
    It was people like me now
    that I hated the most.
[10:15] ---
    I've closed my eyes to so many things
    in order to protect myself.
[10:22] ---
    But those F4 sound so awful.
[10:26] ---
    That Tsukasa, the leader,
    is the worst.
[10:28] ---
    I heard Eitoku Academy is filled
    with upper-class kids.
[10:31] ---
    Average kids would love to be them.
[10:33] ---
    My entering Eitoku was
    my first mistake.
[10:41] ---
    Why are they called the F4?
[10:43] ---
    It's so ridiculous.
[10:44] ---
    They're the Flower Four... F4.
    Isn't it silly?
[10:50] ---
    I guess they're as pretty as
    flowers and they're rich.
[10:54] ---
    They may look good,
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    but inside they're
    dirtier than manure.
[10:58] ---
    Sticky and slimy!
[11:00] ---
    Disgusting!
[11:02] ---
    Are you sure all four of them are
    nasty like that?
[11:06] ---
    Well...
[11:12] ---
    Actually, there is one...
[11:16] ---
    I'm imagining things!
[11:19] ---
    Tsukushi, I'm giving you this,
    so please cheer up.
[11:24] ---
    Yuki...
[11:26] ---
    Uh-oh, we're going to be
    late for work.
[11:28] ---
    - Yikes!
    - We'd better hurry!
[11:29] ---
    Yeah!
[11:58] ---
    A red slip...
[12:00] ---
    A declaration of war from the F4.
[12:11] ---
    Makiko...
[12:20] ---
    That's the way it goes
    with cheap friendships.
[13:00] ---
    This is not a school for
    ordinary people, you know...
[13:04] ---
    Hurry up and leave!
[13:06] ---
    Go back to your...
[13:16] ---
    Good morning!
[13:17] ---
    Take your seats.
    Class is about to begin.
[13:24] ---
    What's the matter, Miss Makino?
    Take your seat.
[13:28] ---
    My desk is gone...
[13:31] ---
    Have the administrative
    office order one.
[13:35] ---
    Now, open your books
    to page 26...
[13:38] ---
    Tattling won't get you anywhere...
[13:40] ---
    You asked for it.
[13:42] ---
    Poor thing...
[13:44] ---
    I'm not going to cry. Not here.
[14:04] ---
    I'm not going to cry.
    Not in front of those fools.
[14:16] ---
    This is all because of
    those cruel, infantile F4!
[14:23] ---
    You big, stupid jerks! I hope you all
    eat yourselves to death!
[14:29] ---
    I can't stand this...
[14:31] ---
    You've got something
    in your hair.
[14:33] ---
    Huh?
[14:38] ---
    Rui Hanazawa!
[14:40] ---
    What is that? Raw egg?
[14:43] ---
    Did you use an egg yolk to condition
    your hair this morning?
[14:45] ---
    Don't be stupid!
    My classmates threw eggs at me...
[14:49] ---
    Thanks to you four.
[14:51] ---
    Well? Are you satisfied?
[14:57] ---
    You're funny.
[14:59] ---
    What's so funny?
[15:07] ---
    What's with this guy?
    He's a member of the F4.
[15:11] ---
    I don't really care, but
    why is he talking to me?
[15:17] ---
    Looking at him like this,
[15:18] ---
    he really does have classic features.
[15:22] ---
    Wow! His eyelashes are so long...
[15:29] ---
    What are the F4 like?
    You seem a little different.
[15:36] ---
    It's no use. You won't get
    anything out of me.
[15:41] ---
    Don't you think you'd be better
    off leaving this school?
[15:45] ---
    You four have driven out lots
    of students from this school this way, right?
[15:49] ---
    I never wanted to come
    to this school.
[15:54] ---
    But my family
    had their reasons...
[15:56] ---
    So what? I don't care...
[16:00] ---
    I have no interest...
    in other people.
[16:12] ---
    How can he talk that way?
[16:13] ---
    I actually thought he was nice...
    How stupid of me!
[16:22] ---
    I... uh... It was Phys Ed class
    and... nobody was around...
[16:27] ---
    I found it by the
    incinerator out back.
[16:32] ---
    My desk...
[16:35] ---
    She sneaked it here
    all by herself... without anybody knowing...
[16:39] ---
    I... I... Tsukushi, I...
[16:44] ---
    Go, Makiko. You'll get into
    trouble if they see you with me.
[16:49] ---
    Tsukushi...
[16:50] ---
    Don't worry. I'm like a weed.
    Very tough.
[17:13] ---
    I wonder what this is...
[17:23] ---
    I'm sorry, Tsukushi.
[17:30] ---
    I like myself a lot better now.
    I guess the real me was sleeping.
[17:36] ---
    There's no turning back.
[17:37] ---
    You have only yourself
    to rely on, Tsukushi!
[17:54] ---
    What do you want?
[17:56] ---
    We want to help you
    work up the nerve
[17:58] ---
    to leave this school
    as soon as possible.
[18:06] ---
    Don't underestimate me, rich boys.
[18:08] ---
    I won't let people like you
    lay a finger on me!
[18:11] ---
    - This should be fun.
    - Get her!
[18:14] ---
    This is not funny!
[18:28] ---
    Ohh... This is so not funny!
[18:33] ---
    Gotcha!
[18:37] ---
    Don't touch me, you jerk!
[18:41] ---
    What are you doing?
[18:49] ---
    Hanazawa...
[18:51] ---
    I have no interest...
    in other people.
[18:56] ---
    I'm finished...
[18:57] ---
    Domyoji asked us to do this.
[19:01] ---
    Let her go.
[19:02] ---
    B-But...
[19:04] ---
    I told you to let her go.
[19:19] ---
    Thank you.
[19:22] ---
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[19:23] ---
    I just don't like
    this sort of thing.
[19:30] ---
    I can take my desk disappearing,
    or eggs thrown at me.
[19:35] ---
    I can get right back on my feet.
[19:37] ---
    But, I don't know how to
    deal with this sort of kindness...
[19:43] ---
    More!
[19:44] ---
    Sis, that's your fourth serving.
[19:47] ---
    Is your stomach all right?
[19:49] ---
    I need to build up my stamina.
[19:57] ---
    Don't think I'll fall
    for the same trick twice.
[20:00] ---
    Eggs are meant to be eaten,
    not thrown.
[20:04] ---
    If you need to throw something,
    there's such a thing as a ball.
[20:07] ---
    Right?!
[20:09] ---
    Idiots! You asked for it.
    That'll teach you not to mess with me again!
[20:15] ---
    It's the F4!
[20:16] ---
    Nishikado's mine!
[20:18] ---
    My favorite, Domyoji!
[20:32] ---
    Here goes...
[20:39] ---
    Tsukasa Domyoji!
[20:56] ---
    This feeling...
[21:00] ---
    You call yourself a man?
    What you're doing is dirty!
[21:05] ---
    I'll pound your twisted attitude
    out straight!
[21:10] ---
    It's a declaration of war!
[21:16] ---
    S-Sis...
[21:36] ---
    I did it! I don't know what
    they'll do to me now...
[21:41] ---
    But... But this...
[21:46] ---
    ...feels... so... good!
[21:49] ---
    Yay!
[22:05] ---
    You let your hair down a little
[22:13] ---
    You hid the fact
    that you were crying
[22:21] ---
    I noticed, but I
    couldn't ask you why
[22:29] ---
    I can never be
    honest about how I feel
[22:37] ---
    Until after we've split
    up after a bad fight
[22:45] ---
    I can say it now,
    though, over and over
[22:45] ---
    (Sorry girl, I was
    wrong and I love you)
[22:53] ---
    I can say "I love you"...
[22:53] ---
    (Sorry girl, I was
    wrong and I love you)
[23:03] ---
    Do you really hate me this time?
[23:11] ---
    Will you end up running to him?
[23:19] ---
    I can say it now,
    though, over and over
[23:27] ---
    I can say "I love you"...
[23:27] ---
    (Sorry girl, I was
    wrong and I love you)
[23:53] ---
    Anyone who thinks he can
    have his way in everything
[23:56] ---
    just because his parents are
    very powerful, is very wrong.
[23:59] ---
    I will never cater to anyone.
[24:02] ---
    I'll teach him that there are things
    you can't buy in this worid.
[24:06] ---
    Next on Hana Yori Dango:
    "No Brand Girl!"
[24:09] ---
    I've found something
    that money can't buy.