# E1 - Declaration of War!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR0X5NMGY/declaration-of-war)
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**[00:01] ---**
Stepping out on
an ordinary Sunday
**[00:08] ---**
Stepping out!
A miracle's gonna happen
**[00:14] ---**
It's my day!
**[00:22] ---**
Maybe I'll throw off my pajamas
**[00:29] ---**
and head out to see her right now
**[00:36] ---**
I always turned my eyes away,
thinking she'd hate me
**[00:43] ---**
Now I'm saying goodbye
to that negative attitude
**[00:50] ---**
My favorite shoes
will always take me
**[00:57] ---**
To a place where I'll be happy
**[01:04] ---**
It's not someone else
I want to embrace
**[01:11] ---**
But a version of
myself that's not fake
**[01:15] ---**
I just want to walk
**[01:19] ---**
Not on tip-toe
**[01:22] ---**
Not downcast, either
**[01:27] ---**
Just I'm stepping out
on an ordinary Sunday
**[01:35] ---**
Stepping out!
Making a little try, try, try
**[01:41] ---**
It's my day!
**[02:43] ---**
*If only, time like this
would go on forever...*
**[02:57] ---**
"A Declaration of War!"
**[03:06] ---**
Oh, you bought that Buittan bag?
**[03:08] ---**
Uh-hm... But it cost less
than 100,000 yen.
**[03:11] ---**
I've been trying to get my dad
to buy me a Shanel watch.
**[03:15] ---**
I envy you...
**[03:18] ---**
Just two more years...
**[03:21] ---**
Just hang on for two more years.
**[03:26] ---**
*I want my school life here
to be peaceful and quiet.*
**[03:31] ---**
*That's all I ask for.*
**[03:47] ---**
Hey... How dirty!
You got dust on my pants.
**[03:53] ---**
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
Forgive me...
**[03:56] ---**
Not again...
**[03:58] ---**
Tsukushi...
**[04:02] ---**
If an apology was good enough,
we wouldn't need the police.
**[04:06] ---**
*I knew it. It's the F4!*
**[04:11] ---**
Dust it off, will you?
**[04:14] ---**
*Eitoku Academy's gang of four,
made up of sons of the richest families.*
**[04:18] ---**
*And they're the source of
the bullying at this school.*
**[04:23] ---**
The F4... so cool...
**[04:24] ---**
He's done for...
**[04:44] ---**
Ya...!
**[04:45] ---**
Hoo...
**[04:46] ---**
Yahoo!
**[04:49] ---**
I can't believe this!
**[04:50] ---**
Domyoji, look at the mess
you've made.
**[04:55] ---**
*It's just a little dust
on his pants.*
**[05:00] ---**
*We were just cleaning
like we were supposed to.*
**[05:08] ---**
Rui, leave it alone. Let's go.
**[05:16] ---**
Rui... Hanazawa...
What was that all about?
**[05:22] ---**
His eyes were like marbles.
**[05:30] ---**
That boy was lucky
to get off so easily.
**[05:34] ---**
He might have been made
the target of everyone's bullying.
**[05:39] ---**
Yeah...
**[05:48] ---**
Hey, we're friends, aren't we?
**[05:51] ---**
Why all the sudden?
**[05:53] ---**
When things like that happen,
I get worried...
**[05:58] ---**
that maybe I don't have any
real friends at this school.
**[06:03] ---**
When someone's being bullied,
**[06:05] ---**
everyone either joins in
or turns the other way.
**[06:09] ---**
Of course, I'm one of them.
**[06:11] ---**
I'm no different...
**[06:13] ---**
I sometimes think I'm the only one
who thinks we are friends.
**[06:21] ---**
Makiko...
**[06:23] ---**
That's not true.
I think of you as a friend, too.
**[06:27] ---**
Really?
**[06:29] ---**
Yes.
**[06:38] ---**
Tsukushi!
**[06:41] ---**
*What shall I do? I'm so moved.*
**[06:44] ---**
*I was thinking
the same thing myself.*
**[06:50] ---**
Say, I found a shop that
serves delicious cakes.
**[06:53] ---**
You want to stop by?
**[06:55] ---**
Oh, Maki... the stairs!
**[06:58] ---**
Maki!
**[07:09] ---**
Ohh... My butt...
**[07:13] ---**
Tsukushi, will you pull me up?
**[07:18] ---**
M-Maki... behind you...
**[07:20] ---**
Huh? Behind me?
**[07:23] ---**
Move!
**[07:35] ---**
That hurt.
**[07:37] ---**
*Oh, no...*
**[07:38] ---**
You okay, Tsukasa?
**[07:40] ---**
No, I'm not!
**[07:43] ---**
I'm sorry... Forgive me!
**[07:45] ---**
You've got some nerve.
**[07:47] ---**
It wasn't on purpose...
**[07:50] ---**
That's enough. You know
what to expect.
**[07:55] ---**
Wait a minute!
She apologized, didn't she?
**[07:59] ---**
Please forgive her.
**[08:03] ---**
Is this an example of cheap
middle-class friendship?
**[08:17] ---**
That does it! You fish-tyrant!
**[08:20] ---**
*Fish-tyrant?*
**[08:23] ---**
I combined "big fish in a small pond"
**[08:24] ---**
with "the tyrant on his little hill."
**[08:26] ---**
That's just for you, F4!
**[08:35] ---**
You walk around like big shots,
**[08:37] ---**
but you're all protected
by your fathers' names.
**[08:40] ---**
You've never worked
for your money.
**[08:42] ---**
So quit mouthing off!
**[08:55] ---**
*Uh-oh...*
**[09:09] ---**
*I'm the one who wanted peace...*
**[09:13] ---**
*That's right. I was going
to keep a low profile...*
**[09:24] ---**
Take a look at this, Tsukushi.
It's a big fad at our school.
**[09:28] ---**
You do this...
**[09:31] ---**
It checks your emotions.
**[09:34] ---**
What's wrong, Tsukushi?
Did something happen?
**[09:43] ---**
Hmm... That's so you, Tsukushi.
**[09:46] ---**
I wish I hadn't done it.
**[09:48] ---**
I was doing my best
not to stand out.
**[09:51] ---**
You were never so timid
**[09:53] ---**
when you were in
junior high school.
**[10:02] ---**
You were always ready to jump in
and help when there was trouble.
**[10:08] ---**
*That's right...*
**[10:10] ---**
*It was people like me now
that I hated the most.*
**[10:15] ---**
*I've closed my eyes to so many things
in order to protect myself.*
**[10:22] ---**
But those F4 sound so awful.
**[10:26] ---**
That Tsukasa, the leader,
is the worst.
**[10:28] ---**
I heard Eitoku Academy is filled
with upper-class kids.
**[10:31] ---**
Average kids would love to be them.
**[10:33] ---**
My entering Eitoku was
my first mistake.
**[10:41] ---**
Why are they called the F4?
**[10:43] ---**
It's so ridiculous.
**[10:44] ---**
They're the Flower Four... F4.
Isn't it silly?
**[10:50] ---**
I guess they're as pretty as
flowers and they're rich.
**[10:54] ---**
They may look good,
**[10:56] ---**
but inside they're
dirtier than manure.
**[10:58] ---**
Sticky and slimy!
**[11:00] ---**
Disgusting!
**[11:02] ---**
Are you sure all four of them are
nasty like that?
**[11:06] ---**
Well...
**[11:12] ---**
Actually, there is one...
**[11:16] ---**
I'm imagining things!
**[11:19] ---**
Tsukushi, I'm giving you this,
so please cheer up.
**[11:24] ---**
Yuki...
**[11:26] ---**
Uh-oh, we're going to be
late for work.
**[11:28] ---**
- Yikes!
- We'd better hurry!
**[11:29] ---**
Yeah!
**[11:58] ---**
*A red slip...*
**[12:00] ---**
*A declaration of war from the F4.*
**[12:11] ---**
Makiko...
**[12:20] ---**
That's the way it goes
with cheap friendships.
**[13:00] ---**
This is not a school for
ordinary people, you know...
**[13:04] ---**
Hurry up and leave!
**[13:06] ---**
Go back to your...
**[13:16] ---**
Good morning!
**[13:17] ---**
Take your seats.
Class is about to begin.
**[13:24] ---**
What's the matter, Miss Makino?
Take your seat.
**[13:28] ---**
My desk is gone...
**[13:31] ---**
Have the administrative
office order one.
**[13:35] ---**
Now, open your books
to page 26...
**[13:38] ---**
Tattling won't get you anywhere...
**[13:40] ---**
You asked for it.
**[13:42] ---**
Poor thing...
**[13:44] ---**
*I'm not going to cry. Not here.*
**[14:04] ---**
*I'm not going to cry.
Not in front of those fools.*
**[14:16] ---**
*This is all because of
those cruel, infantile F4!*
**[14:23] ---**
You big, stupid jerks! I hope you all
eat yourselves to death!
**[14:29] ---**
I can't stand this...
**[14:31] ---**
You've got something
in your hair.
**[14:33] ---**
Huh?
**[14:38] ---**
*Rui Hanazawa!*
**[14:40] ---**
What is that? Raw egg?
**[14:43] ---**
Did you use an egg yolk to condition
your hair this morning?
**[14:45] ---**
Don't be stupid!
My classmates threw eggs at me...
**[14:49] ---**
Thanks to you four.
**[14:51] ---**
Well? Are you satisfied?
**[14:57] ---**
You're funny.
**[14:59] ---**
What's so funny?
**[15:07] ---**
*What's with this guy?
He's a member of the F4.*
**[15:11] ---**
*I don't really care, but
why is he talking to me?*
**[15:17] ---**
*Looking at him like this,*
**[15:18] ---**
*he really does have classic features.*
**[15:22] ---**
*Wow! His eyelashes are so long...*
**[15:29] ---**
What are the F4 like?
You seem a little different.
**[15:36] ---**
It's no use. You won't get
anything out of me.
**[15:41] ---**
Don't you think you'd be better
off leaving this school?
**[15:45] ---**
You four have driven out lots
of students from this school this way, right?
**[15:49] ---**
I never wanted to come
to this school.
**[15:54] ---**
But my family
had their reasons...
**[15:56] ---**
So what? I don't care...
**[16:00] ---**
I have no interest...
in other people.
**[16:12] ---**
*How can he talk that way?*
**[16:13] ---**
*I actually thought he was nice...
How stupid of me!*
**[16:22] ---**
I... uh... It was Phys Ed class
and... nobody was around...
**[16:27] ---**
I found it by the
incinerator out back.
**[16:32] ---**
*My desk...*
**[16:35] ---**
*She sneaked it here
all by herself... without anybody knowing...*
**[16:39] ---**
I... I... Tsukushi, I...
**[16:44] ---**
Go, Makiko. You'll get into
trouble if they see you with me.
**[16:49] ---**
Tsukushi...
**[16:50] ---**
Don't worry. I'm like a weed.
Very tough.
**[17:13] ---**
I wonder what this is...
**[17:23] ---**
*I'm sorry, Tsukushi.*
**[17:30] ---**
*I like myself a lot better now.
I guess the real me was sleeping.*
**[17:36] ---**
*There's no turning back.*
**[17:37] ---**
*You have only yourself
to rely on, Tsukushi!*
**[17:54] ---**
What do you want?
**[17:56] ---**
We want to help you
work up the nerve
**[17:58] ---**
to leave this school
as soon as possible.
**[18:06] ---**
Don't underestimate me, rich boys.
**[18:08] ---**
I won't let people like you
lay a finger on me!
**[18:11] ---**
- This should be fun.
- Get her!
**[18:14] ---**
*This is not funny!*
**[18:28] ---**
*Ohh... This is so not funny!*
**[18:33] ---**
Gotcha!
**[18:37] ---**
Don't touch me, you jerk!
**[18:41] ---**
What are you doing?
**[18:49] ---**
Hanazawa...
**[18:51] ---**
*I have no interest...
in other people.*
**[18:56] ---**
*I'm finished...*
**[18:57] ---**
Domyoji asked us to do this.
**[19:01] ---**
Let her go.
**[19:02] ---**
B-But...
**[19:04] ---**
I told you to let her go.
**[19:19] ---**
Thank you.
**[19:22] ---**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[19:23] ---**
I just don't like
this sort of thing.
**[19:30] ---**
*I can take my desk disappearing,
or eggs thrown at me.*
**[19:35] ---**
*I can get right back on my feet.*
**[19:37] ---**
*But, I don't know how to
deal with this sort of kindness...*
**[19:43] ---**
More!
**[19:44] ---**
Sis, that's your fourth serving.
**[19:47] ---**
Is your stomach all right?
**[19:49] ---**
I need to build up my stamina.
**[19:57] ---**
Don't think I'll fall
for the same trick twice.
**[20:00] ---**
Eggs are meant to be eaten,
not thrown.
**[20:04] ---**
If you need to throw something,
there's such a thing as a ball.
**[20:07] ---**
Right?!
**[20:09] ---**
Idiots! You asked for it.
That'll teach you not to mess with me again!
**[20:15] ---**
It's the F4!
**[20:16] ---**
Nishikado's mine!
**[20:18] ---**
My favorite, Domyoji!
**[20:32] ---**
Here goes...
**[20:39] ---**
Tsukasa Domyoji!
**[20:56] ---**
*This feeling...*
**[21:00] ---**
You call yourself a man?
What you're doing is dirty!
**[21:05] ---**
I'll pound your twisted attitude
out straight!
**[21:10] ---**
It's a declaration of war!
**[21:16] ---**
S-Sis...
**[21:36] ---**
*I did it! I don't know what
they'll do to me now...*
**[21:41] ---**
*But... But this...*
**[21:46] ---**
...feels... so... good!
**[21:49] ---**
Yay!
**[22:05] ---**
You let your hair down a little
**[22:13] ---**
You hid the fact
that you were crying
**[22:21] ---**
I noticed, but I
couldn't ask you why
**[22:29] ---**
I can never be
honest about how I feel
**[22:37] ---**
Until after we've split
up after a bad fight
**[22:45] ---**
I can say it now,
though, over and over
**[22:45] ---**
(Sorry girl, I was
wrong and I love you)
**[22:53] ---**
I can say "I love you"...
**[22:53] ---**
(Sorry girl, I was
wrong and I love you)
**[23:03] ---**
Do you really hate me this time?
**[23:11] ---**
Will you end up running to him?
**[23:19] ---**
I can say it now,
though, over and over
**[23:27] ---**
I can say "I love you"...
**[23:27] ---**
(Sorry girl, I was
wrong and I love you)
**[23:53] ---**
*Anyone who thinks he can
have his way in everything*
**[23:56] ---**
*just because his parents are
very powerful, is very wrong.*
**[23:59] ---**
*I will never cater to anyone.*
**[24:02] ---**
*I'll teach him that there are things
you can't buy in this worid.*
**[24:06] ---**
*Next on Hana Yori Dango:
"No Brand Girl!"*
**[24:09] ---**
*I've found something
that money can't buy.*