# E39 - Love Triangle From Hell!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G679XEQ0Y/love-triangle-from-hell)
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Stepping out on
an ordinary Sunday
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Stepping out!
A miracle's gonna happen
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It's my day!
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Maybe I'll throw off my pajamas
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and head out to see her right now
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I always turned my eyes away,
thinking she'd hate me
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Now I'm saying goodbye
to that negative attitude
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My favorite shoes
will always take me
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To a place where I'll be happy
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It's not someone else
I want to embrace
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But a version of
myself that's not fake
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I just want to walk
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Not on tip-toe
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Not downcast, either
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Just I'm stepping out
on an ordinary Sunday
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Stepping out!
Making a little try, try, try
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It's my day!
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As your fiancé... I'll tame you!
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She did it...
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*No way!*
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You know... I like you!
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"Love Triangle from Hell!"
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*She likes him? Domyoji?*
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Since we're getting married anyway...
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...I suppose I can
fall in love with you.
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Married?
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You *can* fall in love?
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Yeah.
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Uh-oh!
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Tsukasa, don't hit her.
**[03:19] ---**
Yeah. She's a girl, you know.
**[03:21] ---**
You know I wouldn't hit a girl!
Let go of me!
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There's nothing I'd believe less than that!
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How many times have you
lied about stuff like that?
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Hey! You!
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Don't call me "you."
My name's Shigeru.
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So what?!
Who cares what your name is?
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I have no attention of marrying,
much less falling in love with you!
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You mean "intention," don't you?
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- Let me go!
- Makino, take her away somewhere.
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- Let go of me!
- Hurry up!
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Hey! Wait!
I need to talk to you!
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Hey! I said *wait!*
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Makino!
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- *Is he stupid or what?!*
- Wait a minute!
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*He can drop dead for all I care!*
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*I don't want to be involved.
It no longer concerns me!*
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They're chummy enough
to be nibbling each other's ears...
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*And he dares to try
to make excuses...*
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COUNT DOMYOJI
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*You've got to be kidding!*
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Hi!
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W-what is it?
Where'd you come from?
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How about going for some tea?
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T-tea?
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No thanks. I have class...
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Come on... Let's go.
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No thanks.
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Don't say that.
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Come on. Please...
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Pretty please? I'm thirsty...
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Please, please, please?
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*What's with this girl?
Is she a ninja?*
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Let's go!
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The exit's not that way.
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You go out the front gate
when you cut class?
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No, I...
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Here. Wear this...
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*Is all this really necessary?*
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*Here I am, after all.*
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*These rich people...
Why are they all so self-centered?*
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Mmm... This is delicious!
I can feel it throughout my body.
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It's delicious!
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See! Aren't you glad you came?
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I'm just thirsty from doing all that!
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But wasn't it fun?
Like playing detectives...
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Fun...?
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You forced me to come!
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As they say, "You're sillier than a rat,
to fight over tea."
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*Is she trying to say I'm a rat?*
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Where does that saying
come from?
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I just made it up.
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*This girl is really weird!*
**[06:36] ---**
*No wonder she likes Domyoji.*
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I go to Eirin Academy.
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Oh, that elite girls' school?
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Yeah... They're all no fun at all.
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There isn't anyone as funny
as you, there.
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*Damn her!*
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What's your name?
Your first name?
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Tsukushi...
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Why, that's such a cute name!
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Tell me. What do you think
of Domyoji, Tsukushi?
**[07:08] ---**
*Here it comes!*
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*She just wanted the scoop.
And she went right to first names...*
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There's absolutely nothing going on
between Tsukasa and me...
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...so you needn't worry.
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That's not what I'm asking.
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Is he good at sex?
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I-I wouldn't know anything
about that.
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Well, this is important.
We're getting married, after all.
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Why ask me?
You could just try him out!
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After all, you've been biting his ear.
**[07:42] ---**
Yeah... well, his ears do
seem sensitive.
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*Sensitive?*
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Actually, I...
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I've never been truly in love.
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I figured I'd end up
in a marriage of convenience.
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I was so sure my parents would bring me
a spoiled little rich boy.
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But Domyoji's not bad.
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He's got class, but
he's rough around the edges.
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He's a breath of fresh air.
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I thought, maybe my life won't
be so bad, after all.
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*Hmm...*
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*I guess an heiress
has problems of her own...*
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I've decided to have myself
a real love affair.
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*And why do I have to get
involved in this?*
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Why don't you go ahead and
do what you want?
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It has absolutely nothing
to do with me!
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*Oh... I guess that was
pretty mean of me.*
**[09:13] ---**
*She might think
I'm picking on her.*
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Er... I mean...
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I see...
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You're right.
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I'm an only child,
so I tend to be self-centered.
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That's why I can't make friends.
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I'm causing you trouble, aren't I?
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Just a little. You're not much trouble.
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Really?!
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Yes...
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Then you'll help me?
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All right, I will.
**[09:49] ---**
*Huh? Help her?*
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Hurray! I'm so happy! Yay!
**[09:55] ---**
Yay? But wait...
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This has been my dream.
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Just a minute...
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It's like something
in a novel or drama...
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The girl talks over her problems
with her friend.
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I've always wanted to do that.
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I'm *so* happy!
Thanks for your help!
**[10:19] ---**
It's nothing...
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*This isn't right...*
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I want to fall in love!
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I love you.
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I'll help you.
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*What a weird diagram!
Like a love triangle from hell!*
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Uh... but...
**[11:21] ---**
Hey! What's this?
**[11:24] ---**
This is fun!
**[11:26] ---**
W-When did she...?!
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Where did you get this?
I want one too.
**[11:32] ---**
Well, uh... I got it from Domyoji in Canada,
so I don't know...
**[11:38] ---**
Canada?
You went with him? To ski?
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*I really can't help her.
I've got to tell her.*
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What's wrong?
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Well... I don't know how
to say this, but...
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Yes?
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I... uh...
**[13:01] ---**
Domyoji once told me...
he loved me...
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Really?
But you don't love him, do you?
**[13:13] ---**
No, not at all.
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Then there's no problem.
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You'll turn him towards me, and
make him forget you.
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- Two birds with one stone!
- Ow!
**[13:41] ---**
*Two birds with one stone...*
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*Is that really it?*
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*I've decided to have myself
a real love affair.*
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*Is falling in love such an easy thing?*
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*It's not easy for me.*
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*But, oh well...*
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*It has nothing to do with me.*
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*Love?*
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*Thanks to Domyoji,*
**[14:50] ---**
*I'm being drawn into
an even more confusing situation.*
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*"Love" seems like such
an empty word to me now.*
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*It's like an ocean glittering
in the distance.*
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*I want to touch it,
but it's too shiny and unreachable.*
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It's too shiny...
**[15:32] ---**
What's too shiny?
**[15:35] ---**
Rui Hanazawa!
**[15:37] ---**
A bald head?
**[15:38] ---**
N-no... Not a bald head, but love.
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Love? Love me, love my fish...
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Did you just get here?
**[15:50] ---**
Yeah...
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I don't know why, but I woke up
in the middle of the night.
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I couldn't go back to sleep
after that.
**[15:58] ---**
I know how it is... You finally fall asleep,
and it's morning.
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My head is so hazy.
**[16:12] ---**
Shall I give you a massage?
**[16:14] ---**
I'm pretty good at it.
I do it for my dad sometimes.
**[16:17] ---**
Massage? My head?
**[16:20] ---**
That's right.
Haven't you had it done?
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Don't. You're so strong,
you might squish my brain.
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How rude!
What do I look like, a wrestler?
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Ah... That feels good.
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Doesn't it?
**[16:44] ---**
*His head is much smaller
than Dad's.*
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*I've come a long way.*
**[16:56] ---**
*To think that I'm massaging
Rui Hanazawa's head...*
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Beautiful weather, isn't it?
**[17:14] ---**
Yeah...
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*I love this atmosphere...*
**[17:22] ---**
*He has an air about him
that no one else has.*
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*He used to always be so moody.*
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*I have no interest in other people.*
**[17:37] ---**
*If anyone dared to get too close...*
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*...he'd act like he's warding you off.*
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*But...*
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*I wanted to see him...*
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*Wanted to see him...*
**[17:53] ---**
*Even if he hurt my feelings...
so I'd come to this emergency exit.*
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*He sent a breeze into my gray life...*
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*Back in those days...*
**[18:26] ---**
*I looked at him like I was looking
at the shiny, glittering sea.*
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*Stupid!*
**[18:51] ---**
*Why am I blushing
over these memories?!*
**[18:54] ---**
Oh...
**[19:02] ---**
Your face is red.
Do you have a fever?
**[19:06] ---**
A fever?
**[19:08] ---**
That's right...
My body feels so achy...
**[19:11] ---**
Now you've turned pale.
How interesting...
**[19:16] ---**
*It's because you're too close!*
**[19:25] ---**
I'm fine! Don't worry about me.
**[19:37] ---**
Your foot...
**[19:38] ---**
Oh... I'm sorry!
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I can see your panties.
**[19:51] ---**
That was close.
You almost hit your head.
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Ouch!
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Stupid! Don't look at me like that.
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*I really am stupid...*
**[21:36] ---**
*Something's wrong...
Something's wrong with me!*
**[21:39] ---**
*What am I doing?!*
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Will I ever make it that far?
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Yeah, I'm almost there.
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Some day, the whole world
**[22:19] ---**
will have its eyes on me.
**[22:25] ---**
Yeah, after our graduation ceremony
**[22:33] ---**
we all wrote our dreams on the wall.
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A lot of time has passed since then
**[22:45] ---**
but I'm just the same as I was on that day!
**[22:51] ---**
Keep trying your best!
Wishes can come true!
**[22:58] ---**
Let's keep running down
the road we believe in!
**[23:08] ---**
Will I ever make it that far?
**[23:15] ---**
Yeah, I'm almost there.
**[23:22] ---**
Will I ever make it that far?
**[23:28] ---**
Yeah, I'm almost there.
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I already made it this far, after all.
**[23:49] ---**
Domyoji has Shigeru...
**[23:51] ---**
They make a perfect pair.
**[23:54] ---**
I hurt him
with my thoughtless words.
**[23:57] ---**
I think God is telling me to give it up,
and to help her out.
**[24:04] ---**
Hana Yori Dango:
"The Turning of Love's Tide"
**[24:07] ---**
Congratulations, Shigeru...