6 - The Ultimate Restaurant Report! Dining App Perorimon!

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[00:21] haru
    For every app, there's a monster:
[00:24] haru
    App Monsters!
[00:26] gatch
    Your future is already searched!
SIGN    Previously on Appmon:
[00:31] ---
    I'm Shinkai Haru,
    a first year in middle school.
[00:34] ---
    One day, I obtained an App Drive
[00:37] ---
    and met the search
    app monster Gatchmon,
[00:39] ---
    who has the power to get
    perfect search results!
[00:42] ---
    We've gotten mixed up in a few incidents
    with virus-infected Appmon since.
[00:46] ---
    The one behind it is the evil
    big boss AI, Leviathan,
[00:50] ---
    who lurks deep in the sea of the 'net.
[00:53] ---
    To unlock the power
    we need to fight him,
[00:56] ---
    we're searching for the seven
    Seven Code Appmon.
[00:59] ---
    And I found out that one more
    person has an App Drive!
[01:04] ---
    She's the 470th member
    of the idol group Appliyama 470,
[01:10] ---
    Karan Eri-san!
[01:12] ---
    Her buddy Appmon is Dokamon,
    an action game Appmon!
SIGN    The Ultimate Restaurant
    Report! Dining App Perorimon!
SIGN    Haru's Home
[01:26] sign
    Here's our new corner, starting today.
SIGN    New Corner:
SIGN    Karan Eri-sama's Restaurant Report
[01:29] sign
    It's Center of the Universe Karan
    Eri-sama's Restaurant Report!
[01:33] haru
    Hey, she's on!
SIGN    New Corner:
SIGN    Karan Eri-sama's Restaurant Report
[01:36] gatch
    "Restaurant Report:
[01:38] gatch
    Also known as a food review.
[01:39] ---
    The most important thing is to convey a food's taste,
    aroma, and texture to the viewing audience"
[01:45] gatch
    is what it says!
[01:47] eri
    The elite Karan Eri's first solo gig...
[01:51] eri
    I've got to make it a success!
[01:53] doka
    I'm so nervous, I'm gonna pee data!
[01:58] ad
    We're going live!
[02:00] ad
    Five seconds to air.
[02:01] ad
    Four!
[02:02] ---
    Three!
[02:03] ---
    Two!
[02:06] ad
    I'm the center of the universe,
[02:08] ad
    the elite Karan Eri!
[02:11] ad
    Let's see what dish they've chosen
    for my auspicious first report?
SIGN    Luxury Chestnut Parfait at a Famous Restaurant
[02:14] sign
    A chestnut parfait!
[02:16] sign
    I'll grace it with my attention, I suppose.
[02:18] sign
    Here we go!
[02:22] sign
    Well, it's quite tasty, isn't it?
[02:26] sign
    There are a lot of things in the cream.
[02:28] sign
    It's really very tasty!
[02:30] man
    Eri-sama, how's the texture?
[02:32] eri
    T-Texture?
[02:34] eri
    The texture is...
[02:35] ---
    cold, and very, very soft.
[02:38] man
    What would you compare it to?
[02:41] eri
    I-I'd... compare it to...
[02:42] eri
    Oh, yes!
[02:43] ---
    The clay I played with in kindergarten!
[02:46] eri
    Well, more like...
[02:49] eri
    The memory foam pillow I sleep on!
[02:53] gatch
    Is it just me, or does
    she make it sound awful?
[02:54] eri
    It's really like... floof.
[02:57] haru
    No, this is definitely really bad.
[02:58] ---
    It's really like... whoop! It's really like...
[03:00] eri
    It's really... like, good!
[03:02] man
    Well, stay tuned for more
    restaurant reports!
[03:06] haru
    Is Eri gonna be okay?
[03:16] eri
    The minute it started, it was like
    my brain got a Big Bang punch.
[03:20] eri
    I need to learn more
    about food reviews.
[03:23] mana
    That's right.
[03:24] mana
    To do well in the live shows,
[03:26] ---
    it's important to put
    in hard work every day.
[03:30] eri
    Yes, Manager.
[03:32] man
    Oh, I know!
[03:34] man
    Why don't you look at this?
SIGN    Perorimon Recommended Restaurant!
[03:35] man
    Perorimon-san's dining app!
[03:38] sign
    Perorimon-san goes
    to all kinds of restaurants
[03:42] sign
    and posts his thoughts
    about the food there.
[03:43] sign
    They're very unique and fun to read!
[03:47] eri
    Perorimon-san...
[03:49] ---
    what kind of person is he?
[03:53] per
    You wanna meet me, huh?
[03:57] per
    Slurp.
[03:59] nar
    Appmon:
[04:00] nar
    App-based life forms
    with artificial intelligence,
[04:04] ---
    capable of thinking
    and acting on their own.
[04:06] nar
    In the real world,
[04:07] ---
    they take the form of Appmon chips,
[04:09] nar
    but an App Drive can give
    them physical form.
[04:15] nar
    And now,
[04:17] ---
    a terrible AI lurking deep in the
    dark web is beginning to stir.
[04:23] nar
    In the year 2045,
[04:25] ---
    artificial intelligence will
    transcend human intelligence.
SIGN    Kashinoki Books
[06:04] eri
    Hey, this book store is really nice!
[06:07] wat
    It's definitely her!
[06:08] wat
    Center of the universe,
    the elite Karan Eri!
[06:11] ---
    But why's she with Haru?!
[06:12] ai
    Seriously.
[06:14] wat
    But...
[06:15] wat
    She looks a little plainer
    than she does on TV.
[06:18] eri
    I'm certainly not plain!
[06:19] eri
    I'm gonna give your
    heart a Big Bang punch!
[06:23] eri
    Because I'm the center of the universe,
[06:25] eri
    the elite Karan Eri!
[06:29] eri
    You should be grateful that I graced
    you with my presence on my day off!
[06:37] haru
    She took her shoes off.
[06:38] wat
    She's surprisingly considerate!
[06:40] eri
    I-If you say that to me,
[06:42] eri
    I'll give both of you a Big Bang punch!
[06:46] eri
    Both of you.
[06:47] eri
    You're going to do a favor
    for me, the great Eri.
[06:51] haru
    Sure.
[06:52] gatch
    This don't sound much like a favor!
SIGN    Perorimon's Restaurant Reviews
[06:53] eri
    This Perorimon person
    has a popular dining app,
[06:56] eri
    and I want him to teach
    me how to do good food reviews,
[06:59] eri
    but I couldn't find his contact info.
[07:01] haru
    Can you find him, Gatchmon?
[07:03] gatch
    Perorimon?
[07:04] gatch
    That sounds familiar...
[07:09] wat
    If they're seen talking this
    close in a place like that,
[07:12] ---
    it'll be a scandal!
[07:14] ai
    Will it really?
[07:15] gatch
    I got it!
[07:17] gatch
    Perorimon's not a human!
[07:18] ---
    He's an Appmon!
[07:20] pero
    I sure am!
[07:28] eri
    There's something really
    gross about his mouth!
[07:31] gatch
    I'll search for more info!
[07:34] gatch
    That's definitely him!
[07:36] gatch
    He's the dining app Appmon,
    Perorimon!
[07:39] pero
    Not Perorimon,
    Perorimon!
[07:44] doka
    Hey!
[07:45] ---
    I'm Eri-chan's buddy Appmon,
    Dokamon!
[07:49] pero
    Oh, yeah?
[07:51] eri
    It doesn't matter to me what you are!
[07:54] eri
    I read all your restaurant reviews!
[07:57] pero
    How'd you like 'em?
[07:59] eri
    The one that really stuck with
    me was the first ramen review I read!
[08:04] eri
    "The bowl arrived seven minutes,
    thirty seconds after my order.
[08:08] eri
    I, who for so long thought salt
    was the only true flavor of ramen,
[08:11] eri
    as if by destiny, encountered
    the miracle of tonkotsu ramen.
[08:15] eri
    That milky-white soup
    with its mellow flavor.
[08:18] eri
    Those straight noodles that gave
    way gracefully beneath my teeth.
[08:21] eri
    It was as if the goddess of pork
    was smiling down upon me!
[08:26] eri
    However...
[08:27] eri
    Points off for the char
    siu being a little bland!
[08:29] ---
    I look forward to future
    improvement in this area!"
[08:32] gatch
    There's a lot of people out there
    who get really into food, huh?
[08:36] haru
    I'm surprised he can talk
    this much about food.
[08:38] eri
    Perorimon.
[08:40] eri
    I, the elite Karan Eri
[08:42] eri
    will humbly permit you
[08:45] eri
    to teach me the secrets of your reviews!
[08:48] haru
    That's not how to act
    when you ask a favor...
[08:51] pero
    I'm in.
SIGN    Eri's Home
[08:56] eri
    Well?
[08:57] ---
    Get teaching!
[08:58] pero
    Not for free!
[09:01] pero
    Lemme see your App Drive!
[09:03] eri
    What? Okay...
[09:09] eri
    H-Hey!
[09:13] pero
    Apprealize me, then feed
    me something tasty!
[09:17] pero
    Then I'll teach you!
[09:18] doka
    Hey!
[09:19] doka
    You're so not ready for that!
[09:21] doka
    After all that suffering I endured
    before finally being Apprealized...
[09:25] eri
    Just teach me those tips, and it's a deal!
[09:29] eri
    Appmon chip!
[09:31] eri
    Ready...
[09:44] eri
    Apprealize!
[10:11] app
    Perorimon!
[10:16] app
    I guess I'll explain about this guy!
[10:18] app
    Perorimon is an Appmon
    with dining-based abilities!
[10:24] pero
    Food is a microverse
    you taste with your soul!
[10:29] eri
    Nice to work with you!
[10:30] pero
    It sure is!
[10:31] doka
    I can't believe she Apprealized
    him right off the bat!
[10:39] pero
    I've always wanted to try these.
[10:42] pero
    Oh, and I want Worcester
    and Kansai-style dashi for my sauces.
[10:46] eri
    Got it!
[10:48] doka
    And she's making him takoyaki too!
[10:53] eri
    Perorimon will be an indispensable
    part of the elite Eri's success story.
[10:57] eri
    It's like sending the secrets of great
    food reviews directly to my brain!
[11:05] eri
    Karan Eri-sama's Restaurant
    Report will skyrocket to prime time!
SIGN    Karan Eri-sama's
SIGN    World Restaurant Report Prime Time
[11:10] sign
    The elite Eri, center of the universe,
[11:13] ---
    will release a shining Big Bang
    punch as bright as the sun!
[11:19] eri
    Uh-oh!
[11:21] eri
    What is it?
[11:22] pero
    Hunger is the greatest seasoning.
[11:25] pero
    I will empty my mind
    along with my stomach,
[11:27] ---
    and receive the takoyaki
    with my entire being!
[11:30] er
    R-Really?
[11:31] er
    Okay, it's all done!
[11:33] er
    The elite Eri's special takoyaki!
[11:36] er
    Go on, eat up!
[11:50] eri
    Huh?
[11:51] ---
    What's wrong?
[11:52] pero
    Excuse me,
[11:54] ---
    but this is not at all like
    the takoyaki I ordered.
[11:59] pero
    Half of them are burnt on the outside,
[12:01] pero
    and the other half are more like
    half-cooked octopus dumplings!
[12:04] pero
    Eating these would warp
    my stomach and fill me with regret!
[12:07] pero
    It's horrible!
[12:10] doka
    That's cruel!
[12:12] eri
    What the heck?
[12:13] eri
    How can you know how they
    taste if you don't even eat them?
[12:16] pero
    But I do know, you see!
[12:18] pero
    I have never before
    eaten food, you see.
[12:23] pero
    Because today was my first
    time being Apprealized!
[12:28] eri
    You mean you wrote all those
    reviews without ever eating the food?
[12:32] pero
    Precisely!
[12:34] pero
    Listen to me.
[12:35] pero
    I'll tell you how I do it.
[12:39] pero
    The sea of the 'net is overflowing all
    the time with people's thoughts about their food.
[12:45] pero
    I eat all that food
    data and learn from it!
[12:52] eri
    You ate the data?
[12:54] pero
    Then using that,
[12:55] ---
    I can ascertain the flavor of anything,
[12:57] ---
    based on pictures from
    the restaurant or the menus,
[13:00] ---
    with approximately 99.99999% accuracy.
[13:06] pero
    It was only ten years ago that I swore
    to myself that the first thing I'd eat
[13:11] ---
    would be the delicious,
    adorable "takoyaki!"
[13:13] pero
    How could you expect me to feel
    any craving for these ugly little dumplings!
[13:18] eri
    When you say that...
[13:20] eri
    It makes me want to give you a burned-at-the-stake,
    boiled-in-water Big Bang punch!
[13:24] eri
    Writing restaurant reviews without
    eating the food is cheating!
[13:29] pero
    Restaurant reviews are my soul.
[13:31] pero
    If you have a problem,
    you don't have to read them.
[13:36] eri
    He ran away!
[13:43] doka
    They're delicious, Eri-chan!
[13:46] doka
    I love their slightly burnt outside
    and the clumps of flour inside!
[13:50] eri
    Are they that bad?
[14:01] eri
    How can he write such good
    stuff without even eating the food?
[14:11] eri
    Well, I made a promise to my manager.
[14:13] eri
    I'll just have to read
    them and teach myself.
SIGN    Link does not exist
[14:16] ---
    Huh?
[14:17] sign
    It disappeared?
[14:23] sign
    Dokamon!
[14:24] ---
    Perorimon's reviews are disappearing!
[14:26] sign
    Why?
[14:27] doka
    Huh?
[14:28] doka
    There's no problem
    with our connection...
[14:32] eri
    Haru?
[14:34] eri
    Hello?
[14:35] haru
    Eri-san! Are you watching the news?
SIGN    City-Wide Data Erasures!
[14:38] man
    We've just received this bulletin.
[14:40] man
    We're seeing data being deleted
    on various services all over the Internet.
[14:45] man
    We urge you to back
    up your data immediately.
[14:48] man
    No way!
[14:49] ---
    My contacts list disappeared!
[14:51] man
    I don't remember the numbers!
[14:52] girl
    All the pics I took are gone!
[14:55] man
    No!
[14:57] ---
    The memories of my youth!
[14:59] sign
    Funds Remaining
[15:00] sal
    My savings is empty?!
[15:02] sal
    No way!
[15:03] sal
    What the hell?
[15:06] sal
    What the heck?
[15:07] haru
    There might be an Appmon behind this!
[15:10] eri
    What should I do?
[15:11] eri
    I made him mad, and now...
[15:14] eri
    Perorimon must be eating them!
SIGN    Perorimon Recommended Restaurant!
[15:28] sign
    All my music's gone!
[15:30] sign
    My mailbox is empty!
[15:32] sign
    I don't see Perorimon
    anywhere, Bro Gatchmon!
[15:35] gatch
    He hasn't put up any
    new restaurant reviews.
[15:38] gatch
    Where could he have gone?
[15:39] eri
    It's hard to believe a gourmet like Perorimon
    would be eating data so indiscriminately...
[15:44] eri
    You think he got hungry
    because he Apprealized?
[15:47] haru
    Or maybe he caught a virus?
[15:49] gatch
    It's definitely possible.
[15:52] eri
    Look!
[15:52] eri
    What's that?
[15:56] haru
    Let's go!
[15:58] eri
    Yeah!
[16:04] gatch
    What's all this?
[16:12] haru
    It's like a garbage dump.
[16:14] gatch
    These are all empty data packages!
[16:17] gatch
    Perorimon?
[16:18] gomi
    I retrieve trashed data!
[16:21] ---
    I delete garbage data!
[16:24] eri
    That's not Perorimon! Who is it?
[16:26] gatch
    I'll search for more info!
[16:30] gatch
    That's Gomimon!
[16:32] gatch
    An appmon with
    the power to erase data!
[16:35] eri
    Then, the one deleting the data
    and upsetting everyone...
[16:39] gatch
    It's an L-Virus infected Gomimon!
[16:43] pero
    Give it back!
[16:45] pero
    Give back my restaurant review data!
[16:48] pero
    Perorimon!
[16:50] pero
    Hey, hang in there!
[16:52] pero
    I'm sorry I doubted you.
[16:54] pero
    He's putting my restaurant
    reviews in the garbage can!
[17:01] gomi
    Time to empty out the trash!
[17:15] eri
    If something's important to people,
[17:18] ---
    you can't just treat it like trash!
[17:22] eri
    I'm gonna Big Bang punch
    you to the ends of the universe!
[17:25] doka
    Yeah!
[17:29] pero
    I wanna get revenge for my reviews!
[17:32] doka
    Then let's Applink!
[17:34] eri
    Okay!
[17:35] eri
    Let's Big Bang it through!
[17:41] eri
    Appmon chip!
[17:43] ---
    Ready...
[17:44] eri
    Applink!
[17:45] eri
    Doka!
[17:53] eri
    Doka!
[17:57] eri
    Doka! Perori! Doka! Perori!
[18:11] eri
    Three, two, one!
[18:18] eri
    App Fusion!
[18:20] eri
    Dosukomon!
[18:32] eri
    Dosukomon?
[18:33] eri
    Who's that?
[18:34] dosu
    Presumptuous though
    it is to name myself,
[18:37] dosu
    I am the app fusion of Dokamon
    and Perorimon.
[18:41] dosu
    The Yokozuna-class,
[18:42] dosu
    megaton-class,
[18:44] dosu
    Dosukomon!
[18:48] dosu
    He did an App Fusion just like that?
[18:51] dosu
    Incredible!
[18:52] dosu
    Indeed!
[18:54] eri
    He looks so strong!
[18:56] gomi
    Guess I'll have to take
    out some oversized garbage!
[18:58] haru
    Gatchmon, search!
[19:00] gatch
    Got it!
[19:01] gatch
    I'm searching for "Gomimon"
    and "Cleanup"!
[19:09] gatch
    Let's go into the sea of the 'net!
[19:11] gatch
    Deep search!
[19:15] gatch
    I'll delete you!
[19:18] gatch
    Gatcha!
[19:20] gatch
    Take this...
[19:24] gatch
    Right to your swelled-up stomach...
[19:27] gatch
    Jet Palm Slap!
[19:38] gatch
    A fine match.
[19:39] haru
    I think it's already over.
[19:41] gatch
    What? That's it?!
[19:46] gatch
    Dosukomon...
[19:48] gatch
    He's really pretty cool!
[19:55] eri
    Dokamon! Perorimon!
[19:58] pero
    Where am I?
[19:59] pero
    What just happened?
[20:05] eri
    What is this?
[20:06] haru
    It's Dosukomon's Appmon chip!
[20:09] haru
    Haru!
[20:10] haru
    Is that...
[20:17] gomi
    I feel so refreshed!
[20:19] gomi
    Like a dumping ground that's been cleaned
    and polished after the collectors came through...
[20:24] gomi
    I've really been acting
    like garbage, haven't I?
[20:27] gomi
    I'm sorry!
[20:30] gomi
    Seven Code!
[20:32] ---
    Code 3:
[20:35] ---
    Gomimon!
[20:38] eri
    What is this?
[20:40] gatch
    Gomimon was a Seven Code Appmon!
[20:44] eri
    Seven Code?
[20:45] haru
    It refers to seven Appmon
    that were given special data.
[20:49] haru
    Right?
[20:50] gatch
    Yeah.
[20:51] gatch
    When all seven come together,
[20:53] ---
    they're supposed to give us the power
    to fight the evil big boss AI, Leviathan!
[21:00] eri
    I don't really get it, so here.
[21:02] haru
    Are you sure?
[21:04] eri
    It's not like I really
    want Gomimon's chip!
[21:06] haru
    Thanks!
[21:07] gatch
    Haru!
[21:08] gatch
    The Seven Code Pad!
[21:16] haru
    Five left.
[21:18] haru
    What will we be able to do
    once we have them all?
[21:21] eri
    Come on, Perorimon!
[21:23] eri
    More takoyaki that the great
    Eri worked hard on!
[21:28] eri
    Go on! Eat as many as you like!
[21:31] doka
    Don't hold back on my account!
[21:33] pero
    I'm not really looking forward to this...
[21:37] pero
    But as thanks for saving me,
[21:40] pero
    I suppose I should eat it.
[21:46] eri
    After this,
[21:48] ---
    we'll start a new restaurant
    report together!
[21:51] eri
    This is...
[21:52] eri
    This is?!
[21:54] eri
    As awful as I expected!
[21:59] eri
    I'll give you a Big Bang punch!
[22:01] eri
    Oh dear, oh dear!
SIGN    Appmon Data Lab
[22:08] ---
    Today's Appmon is
[22:09] ---
    Dosukomon!
[22:10] ---
    He's a Super Appmon formed by
    the App Fusion of Dokamon and Perorimon!
[22:13] ---
    My super move is...
[22:15] ---
    Jet Palm Slap!
SIGN    Master
SIGN    Calling
[22:21] ---
    Hello?
[22:22] sign
    You're the master of a sumo dojo?
[22:24] sign
    You saw Dosukomon on TV
    and you want to recruit him?!
[22:28] sign
    A fine match!
[22:29] ---
    Today's words of app wisdom:
SIGN    "In an AR Field, Appmon
    are Yokozuna-class!"
[24:05] ---
    Next time on App Monsters:
[24:07] ---
    Our new App Driver
    is in elementary school!
[24:10] ---
    He's apparently super
    famous from Internet videos!
[24:12] ---
    And his buddy Appmon
    is a real groovy guy!
SIGN    The Third App Drive! Torajiro is an AppTuber!
[24:17] ---
    Gatch it next time, okay?
[24:18] ---