8 - A So Not Groovy Disaster?! Astora's Funny Video Plan!

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    For every app, there's a monster:
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    App Monsters!
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    Your future is already searched!
SIGN    Previously on Appmon:
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    I'm Shinkai Haru,
    a first year in middle school.
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    One day, I obtained an App Drive
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    and met the search
    app monster Gatchmon,
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    who has the power to get
    perfect search results!
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    We've gotten mixed up in a few incidents
    with virus-infected Appmon since.
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    The one behind it is the
    big boss AI, Leviathan.
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    To unlock the power
    we need to fight him,
[00:51] ---
    we're searching for the seven
    Seven Code Appmon.
[00:54] ---
    Then one day,
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    I learned there were
    App Drivers besides me!
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    The first is Karan Eri-san
    of the idol group Appliyama 470!
[01:04] (Flashback) ---
    I'm gonna give your
    heart a Big Bang punch!
[01:07] (Flashback) ---
    Because I'm the center of the universe,
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    the elite Karan Eri!
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    And now I learned that the popular
    elementary school AppTuber, Astora,
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    aka Asuka Torajiro
    was also an App Driver.
[01:20] (Flashback) ---
    Groovy?
[01:21] (Flashback) ---
    Not groovy?
[01:22] (Flashback) ---
    So groovy!
SIGN    Takanodai Elementary School
[01:32] boy
    I saw your AppTube
    broadcast yesterday!
[01:36] boy
    Astora's...
[01:37] boy
    Groovy?
[01:38] boy
    Not groovy?
[01:39] boy
    So groovy!
[01:42] boy
    "I tried sitting in front of my favorite food,
    the salt daifuku, for 30 minutes without drooling!"
[01:47] boy
    I didn't think you could do it!
[01:50] boy
    Yeah!
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    Though it came out of your eyes
    instead of your mouth, I guess...
[01:54] boy
    It was so impressive!
[01:56] tora
    Natch!
[01:58] tora
    I gotta always be riding my groove,
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    or the people watching will think it's...
[02:02] tora
    Groovy?
[02:03] tora
    Not groovy?
[02:04] tora
    So not groovy!
[02:05] tora
    Not!
[02:06] girl
    I can't wait until that TV special!
[02:09] girl
    The one hosted by Karan
    Eri-chan from Appliyama 470!
[02:13] girl
    "Let's find the real story behind
    that famous AppTuber!"
[02:17] girl
    That's a special about you,
    right, Astora-kun?
[02:19] tora
    Nobody mentioned it to me...
[02:21] boy
    It's gotta be you, Astora!
[02:23] tora
    Y-Yeah, sure...
[02:25] girl
    I'm gonna watch it!
[02:27] girl
    Me too!
[02:27] tora
    It's from Haru...
[02:30] tora
    He wants to introduce me to
    Karan Eri of Appliyama 470?!
[02:35] tora
    I knew it!
[02:37] tora
    I guess there aren't many
    AppTubers as groovy as me.
[02:42] tora
    Guess you can get
    your hopes up, okay?
SIGN    I'm gonna get the whole world more and more into my personal groove!
SIGN    A So Not Groovy Disaster?!
    Astora's Funny Video Plan!
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    Appmon:
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    App-based life forms
    with artificial intelligence,
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    capable of thinking
    and acting on their own.
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    In the real world,
[02:58] ---
    they take the form of Appmon chips,
[03:00] ---
    but an App Drive can give
    them physical form.
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    And now,
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    a terrible AI lurking deep in the
    dark web is beginning to stir.
[03:14] ---
    In the year 2045,
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    artificial intelligence will
    transcend human intelligence.
[04:51] ---
    I'm gonna give your
    heart a Big Bang punch!
SIGN    Kashinoki Books
[04:54] ---
    Because I'm the center of the universe,
[04:57] ---
    the elite Karan Eri!
[04:59] ---
    Although...
[05:00] ---
    does this little kid really
    have an App Drive, Haru?
[05:04] haru
    Yeah,
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    he's our fellow App Driver, Astora-kun!
[05:08] haru
    And as you know, she's...
[05:10] tora
    I don't know much about
    this Appliyama thing,
[05:13] tora
    but nobody confuses groove king
    AppTuber Astora with "some little kid."
[05:21] tora
    You groovy?
[05:22] tora
    Not groovy?
[05:23] tora
    Not at all in the groove.
[05:25] eri
    Huh? But I'm in this groove right here.
[05:27] eri
    If you don't start making sense,
[05:29] eri
    I'll hit you with a battleaxe-shouldered
    Big Bang punch!
[05:31] gatch
    This is a real pain in the neck.
[05:34] haru
    Especially since we need to work
    together to fight Leviathan...
[05:39] tora
    So, where's the film crew?
[05:41] tora
    Huh?
[05:42] haru
    Astora-kun, you're amazing!
[05:43] haru
    Are you gonna have a TV special?
[05:45] tora
    Well, it's only natural that an ultra-groovy
    AppTuber like me would get a special or two—
[05:50] eri
    It's not on you, though?
[05:53] musi
    If it's not Astora, who is it?
[05:55] eri
    Here.
[05:56] sei
    Hi there. I'm Sayjiro!
[05:57] sei
    Sayjiro TV is the channel
    where I, the fearless Sayjiro,
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    does things you've always
    dreamed about doing but can't!
[06:03] gatch
    I'll search for more info!
[06:06] gatch
    Let's see...
SIGN    Sayjiro
[06:07] gatch
    "Fearless AppTuber Sayjiro uses his
    unstoppable energy to take on daring challenges.
[06:13] gatch
    He's only just come on the scene,
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    but he's already beating
    Astora in views."
[06:19] sei
    Today's challenge:
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    I tried on all the clothing from a famous brand
    store that caters to famous Hollywood actors!
[06:28] musi
    I didn't hear any music
    of the heart from those videos.
[06:32] tora
    You said it!
[06:33] tora
    Yeah!
[06:34] tora
    I'm gonna show him what
    a real challenge is!
[06:38] tora
    I made up my own app workout
    program and did it!
[06:42] tora
    Let's try it!
[06:54] tora
    Yeah!
[06:56] tora
    Man, I was riding that groove!
[06:58] musi
    You'll get the most likes
    ever for that one, I bet!
[07:01] musi
    Yeah!
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    Having money's not enough
    to make you a great AppTuber—
[07:09] musi
    Don't let it get you down, Astora.
[07:12] musi
    That challenge we just did was
    inscribed in our playlist...
[07:17] tora
    I'm gonna broadcast another one.
[07:20] musi
    But, you promised your
    dad you'd only do one per day...
[07:23] tora
    I can't let that guy beat me!
[07:25] musi
    Astora...
[07:28] eri
    Huh?
[07:29] eri
    If he thinks lightweight videos like
    these are enough to get on my show,
[07:32] eri
    he needs a Big Bang
    punch back to reality.
[07:35] eri
    Yeah, yeah!
[07:36] haru
    The videos I saw from him earlier
    were a lot groovier than that.
[07:39] haru
    Why don't we drop in on Astora-kun?
[07:42] eri
    Well, I suppose I don't
    mind going with you...
[07:47] musi
    Four seconds to roll!
[07:48] haru
    Astora-kun!
[07:48] musi
    Three!
[07:50] haru
    Hush!
[07:52] tora
    For today's second Groovy?
    Not Groovy? So Groovy! show...
[07:56] tora
    I decided to see if I can down a whole
    drink using chikuwa as a straw!
[07:59] tora
    Let's try it!
[08:23] haru
    You're amazing, Astora-kun!
[08:25] musi
    Right?
[08:26] gatch
    For certain values of the word...
[08:28] eri
    Perhaps I'll grant him a small
    corner of my universe.
[08:33] eri
    But I still feel like I should
    make him stand in the hall...
[08:37] doka
    That's weird.
[08:38] doka
    That challenge was so impressive, but...
[08:42] haru
    How come?
[08:45] musi
    Like I said, don't let it—
[08:47] musi
    Darn it!
[08:48] musi
    Astora-kun!
[08:49] gatch
    Haru!
[08:50] gatch
    Look at this!
[08:52] haru
    What happened?
[08:54] haru
    So all these bad reviews are because...
[08:57] gatch
    Yeah,
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    we should probably
    look deeper into this.
[09:01] sei
    I decided to sing an Appliyama 470 song
    backed by the world's most famous orchestra!
[09:08] tora
    He's even got his grubby
    hands on music challenges,
[09:10] tora
    the foundation I built
    my AppTube channel on!
[09:13] tora
    Is he picking a fight or something?
[09:15] tora
    Astora...
[09:16] tora
    Well, you're on!
[09:18] tora
    You may have a world-famous
    orchestra, but I have...
[09:25] tora
    Farts.
[09:26] tora
    Fart music would get everyone
    riding the groove!
[09:30] tora
    Riding my groove!
[09:31] tora
    What I need are the ultimate sweet potatoes
    that'll get my butt trumpet blaring out loud!
[09:37] tora
    And,
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    with the ultimate recording
    app catching every toot from my soul,
[09:45] tora
    I'd have a fart symphony!
[09:47] tora
    A fart fortissimo!
[09:58] tora
    Who are you?
[10:00] reco
    I am the recording
    app Appmon, Recomon.
[10:04] tora
    Recomon?
[10:06] reco
    I will help you to record your fart
    music at the highest sound quality
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    and send it out to the world!
[10:15] tora
    I found it!
[10:17] ---
    The ultimate app!
[10:21] musi
    Hot, hot, hot!
[10:25] tora
    This'll score me tons of likes!
[10:30] musa
    The Astora I know would usually
    never defile music with farts.
[10:35] tora
    If I beat him,
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    I'll get called on for the TV special!
[10:39] tora
    They'll all say I'm
    the ultimate AppTuber!
[10:45] musi
    Is that what you want?
[10:50] musi
    Are farts really something you,
    yourself, can groove to?
[10:57] tora
    I...
[11:06] tora
    I'm... riding the groove.
[11:09] tora
    You are riding the groove indeed.
[11:12] tora
    I'm totally groovy!
[11:14] tora
    You are totally groovy indeed.
[11:23] musi
    There's no room on my
    playlist for your farts.
[11:31] tora
    Then I'll do it myself!
[11:33] tora
    And I'll get tons and tons of likes!
[11:47] tora
    Why won't he understand?
[12:04] tora
    That was the fourth movement of classic
    symphony #4, performed with farts!
[12:11] girl
    Was Astora always like this?
[12:13] girl
    I think Astora's out of ideas.
[12:15] girl
    Who's swapping the video broadcasts?
[12:18] girl
    Talk about lame.
[12:19] girl
    Astora's finished.
[12:20] girl
    Sooner than expected.
[12:22] girl
    Nah, he was never that good.
[12:23] say
    I tried being chef-for-a-day at a
    famous Daikanyama Italian restaurant,
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    where you need to get reservations
    six months in advance!
[12:31] kid
    Sayjiro's where it's at right now.
[12:33] kid
    You said it!
[12:37] tora
    Next,
[12:38] ---
    I could use my remaining sweet potatoes
    to try to gather up pigeons and fly...
[12:42] tora
    Or...
[12:43] ---
    to raise Mt. Fuji up
    into the atmosphere...
[12:47] tora
    If I act like Sayjiro...
[12:50] ---
    they'll say I'm a groovy AppTuber again.
[12:56] tora
    Maybe I'll try being a chef at Dad's
    favorite sushi restaurant, Sukiyabashi.
[13:03] title
    Dad could get me that
    if I asked, I'm sure...
[13:09] tora
    This is okay, right?
[13:11] tora
    This is okay, indeed.
[13:14] tora
    It'll get everyone riding
    my groove, right?
[13:17] rec
    It will get everyone riding
    your groove, indeed.
[13:28] musi
    Let's try it!
[13:30] musi
    Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
[13:32] musi
    You can call me Musimon,
    ultimate Appmon!
[13:34] musi
    Astora's playlist is what
    I put my thumb on!
[13:37] (Flashback) musi
    You meeting me!
[13:38] (Flashback) musi
    That wasn't a coincidence!
[13:39] (Flashback) musi
    When we're together,
    things always get intense!
[13:42] (Flashback) musi
    In the groove or out of it,
    how you live is up to you!
[13:44] (Flashback) musi
    Listen to your heart,
    and then you can do it too!
[13:46] (Flashback) musi
    Yeah, yeah!
[13:47] (Flashback) musi
    We did it!
[13:51] (Flashback) musi
    We were so riding
    the groove just then!
[13:53] (Flashback) musi
    Of course we were!
[13:55] (Flashback) musi
    Because that was the sincere
    music of your heart!
[13:59] (Flashback) tora
    So lame.
[14:01] (Flashback) tora
    Everyone's giving it thumbs down...
[14:04] (Flashback) tora
    But hey,
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    who cares about what
    other people think?
[14:14] gatch
    Where'd he go?
[14:15] musi
    Yo! Yo!
[14:17] ---
    My pal Astora, he's got flow!
[14:19] musi
    When we're together, I never feel low!
[14:26] tora
    So this busted-up
    factory's still here, huh?
[14:34] musi
    Yeah, it's still here.
[14:37] musi
    The place where we did our first
    AppTube broadcast.
[14:44] tora
    At first,
[14:46] ---
    I felt too embarrassed to
    broadcast from the mansion.
[14:50] tora
    Remember how I slipped out,
[14:52] ---
    heart pounding, like I was doing
    something really bad?
[14:57] tora
    It's not about anyone else.
[14:59] tora
    It's about whether I'm riding
    my own groove or not, right?
[15:03] tora
    I'm sorry.
[15:05] tora
    I forgot something important.
[15:11] tora
    Will you still be my buddy Appmon?
[15:17] tora
    No Astora, no life!
[15:21] tora
    No Musimon, no life!
[15:26] reco
    The music of the heart that
    connects the two of you
[15:28] reco
    is perfectly in tune with my impedance.
[15:31] reco
    I have recorded it at
    the highest possible quality!
[15:35] woman
    The movie I took of us dancing
    with those hot guys!
[15:38] woman
    Where'd the hot guys go?!
[15:40] woman
    No!
[15:41] woman
    My favorite romance
    became a zombie movie!
[15:46] haru
    Found it?
[15:47] eri
    Over there, I think!
[15:49] eri
    That's our Eri-sama!
[15:50] eri
    She's so cool!
[15:52] eri
    A featherweight wrestler!
[15:53] eri
    Because I'm the center of the universe,
[15:55] eri
    the elite Karan Eri!
[15:56] eri
    Don't look!
[15:56] haru
    At what?!
[15:58] haru
    Haru,
[15:59] ---
    what happened?
[16:00] haru
    Videos all over town
    are being replaced with fakes!
[16:04] haru
    Your AppTube broadcasts were being
    replaced with lame imitations, too!
[16:09] tora
    Who'd do something so not groovy?!
[16:13] gatch
    Found him!
[16:14] gatch
    It's the video app Appmon, Dogamon!
[16:17] doga
    All videos are slaves to Dogamon!
[16:21] haru
    Another Appmon
    infected by the L-Virus?
[16:26] tora
    That guy...
[16:27] tora
    That's so not groovy!
[16:28] haru
    Let's Apprealize
    and join him, Gatchmon!
[16:31] eri
    Yeah, he's gonna pay!
[16:33] eri
    Yeah!
[16:34] eri
    Got it!
[16:44] eri
    Isn't this that famous superhero movie,
[16:46] ---
    Tarantula Human?
[16:49] eri
    Haru! Gatchmon!
[16:52] eri
    The movie releases real attacks?
[16:54] gatch
    Damn...
[16:55] gatch
    That screen is Dogamon!
[16:57] doga
    All videos respond to Dogamon's will!
[17:00] eri
    How dare you make me the
    center of embarrassment!
[17:04] eri
    Dokamon! Perorimon!
[17:06] eri
    We'll give 'em a Big Bang punch!
[17:10] eri
    Appmon chip!
[17:12] eri
    Ready...
[17:13] eri
    Applink!
[17:14] eri
    Doka!
[17:22] eri
    Doka!
[17:26] eri
    Doka! Perori! Doka! Perori!
[17:36] eri
    Three, two, one!
[17:41] eri
    App Fusion!
[17:43] eri
    Sukasimon!
[17:49] eri
    Failure!
[17:50] eri
    Hey! That's not fair!
[17:52] eri
    You can't do that at a time like this!
[17:55] doga
    Movies are most fun when they
    don't comply with expectations!
[17:59] eri
    That's so annoying!
[18:01] musi
    It's not good to betray your audience.
[18:05] musi
    No kidding!
[18:07] musi
    Recomon's gain meter
    of anger has already peaked!
[18:12] doka
    Don't mouth off to me!
[18:14] doka
    Take this!
[18:16] girl
    Astora?
[18:17] girl
    He's trying so hard to make that
    "groovy/not groovy" thing happen.
[18:18] girl
    Astora's boring.
[18:22] tora
    The answer to that is in my heart!
[18:25] tora
    Are we groovy? Not groovy?
[18:27] tora
    We're so groovy!
[18:32] tora
    Appmon Chip!
[18:33] tora
    Ready!
[18:35] tora
    Applink!
[18:36] tora
    Musi!
[18:43] tora
    Musi!
[18:48] tora
    Musi! Reco! Musi! Reco!
[19:02] tora
    Three, two, one!
[19:09] tora
    App Fusion!
[19:11] tora
    Mediamon!
[19:17] tora
    Wherever culture's dancing,
    that's where you'll find me!
[19:20] tora
    Mo Mediamon, no life, yo!
[19:25] gatch
    Astora and his Appmon went
    right to an Applink App Fusion?!
[19:29] haru
    Amazing!
[19:30] haru
    App Fusion!
[19:31] haru
    So groovy!
[19:34] doga
    Eat my pixels!
[19:39] eri
    This is the climax of last year's
    big hit movie, "Storm of Love," right?
[19:44] gatch
    Hey, down in front! I can't see!
[19:48] doka
    Change of scene!
[19:52] haru
    This is that fearsome shark army scene
    from that legendary thriller, right?
[19:57] haru
    Down in front! Down in front!
[19:58] haru
    Your attacks ain't nothin'!
[20:07] haru
    Now it's that famous SF movie?!
[20:09] haru
    Kick his butt, Mediamon!
[20:11] haru
    Virtual Verse!
[20:24] haru
    Fire!
[20:31] haru
    That power!
[20:32] haru
    It's even more impressive than that opus that
    brought excitement, thrills and tears to the world,
[20:36] ---
    Star Battlers Episode Nine:
[20:38] ---
    The Emperor Hikes Back!
[20:39] ---
    And in a 4D system!
[20:45] media
    Only serious vibes are allowed
    on my playlist, yo!
[20:58] doka
    I feel so enlivened.
[21:02] doka
    Like running into a movie
    theater in a downpour,
[21:05] doka
    having your heart soothed
    by your favorite movie,
[21:08] doka
    and when you come out,
[21:10] doka
    the rain has cleared,
    and there's a big rainbow in the sky!
[21:14] doka
    That's how I feel.
[21:21] mie
    I'm surprised by how much attention
    the "fearless App Tuber" concept got.
[21:27] mie
    Humanity, I tell you...
[21:32] mie
    Leviathan's power makes it so easy to
[21:34] ---
    understand the depths
    of human greed, tho.
[21:40] eri
    It's time to introduce the AppTuber
    everyone's talking about!
[21:43] eri
    Hey, follow the script!
[21:46] eri
    You know,
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    putting up the whole stuck-up act but taking off your
    shoes before you stand on chairs is really not groovy.
[21:51] eri
    That's not what the script says!
[21:54] eri
    What do you take off, then?
[21:56] eri
    Your underpants? Is it your underpants?
[21:58] tora
    That ain't in the script either.
[22:00] tora
    Shut up!
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    A hundred Big Bang punches
    aren't enough for you!
SIGN    Appmon Data Lab
[22:06] tora
    Appmon Data Lab!
[22:08] tora
    Today's Appmon is...
[22:09] tora
    Mediamon!
[22:11] tora
    He's a Super Appmon created by
    the App Fusion of Musimon and Recomon!
[22:15] tora
    His super move is...
[22:16] tora
    Virtual Verse!
[22:19] tora
    So freaking groovy!
[22:20] tora
    Dogamon didn't stand a chance!
[22:23] tora
    I'm in it! When I go in I win it!
    Stick a pin in it, 'cause I'm a mile a minute!
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    Today's words of app wisdom:
SIGN    Rap's not about skill. It's about soul.
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    That's right, yo!
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    Next time on App Monsters:
[24:07] ---
    All our Appmon are coming together!
[24:09] ---
    What's going on, you guys?
[24:10] ---
    We're gonna pick
    the best Appmon of all!
SIGN    Aim for Number One! Appmon Championship in Cyber Arena!
[24:17] ---
    Gatch it next time, okay?
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