# 6 - The Ultimate Restaurant Report! Dining App Perorimon!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRDKJ3Q3Y/digimon-universe-app-monsters)
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**[00:21] haru**
For every app, there's a monster:
**[00:24] haru**
App Monsters!
**[00:26] gatch**
Your future is already searched!
***SIGN*** Previously on Appmon:
**[00:31] ---**
I'm Shinkai Haru,
a first year in middle school.
**[00:34] ---**
One day, I obtained an App Drive
**[00:37] ---**
and met the search
app monster Gatchmon,
**[00:39] ---**
who has the power to get
perfect search results!
**[00:42] ---**
We've gotten mixed up in a few incidents
with virus-infected Appmon since.
**[00:46] ---**
The one behind it is the evil
big boss AI, Leviathan,
**[00:50] ---**
who lurks deep in the sea of the 'net.
**[00:53] ---**
To unlock the power
we need to fight him,
**[00:56] ---**
we're searching for the seven
Seven Code Appmon.
**[00:59] ---**
And I found out that one more
person has an App Drive!
**[01:04] ---**
She's the 470th member
of the idol group Appliyama 470,
**[01:10] ---**
Karan Eri-san!
**[01:12] ---**
Her buddy Appmon is Dokamon,
an action game Appmon!
***SIGN*** The Ultimate Restaurant
Report! Dining App Perorimon!
***SIGN*** Haru's Home
**[01:26] sign**
*Here's our new corner, starting today.*
***SIGN*** New Corner:
***SIGN*** Karan Eri-sama's Restaurant Report
**[01:29] sign**
* It's Center of the Universe Karan*
* Eri-sama's Restaurant Report!*
**[01:33] haru**
Hey, she's on!
***SIGN*** New Corner:
***SIGN*** Karan Eri-sama's Restaurant Report
**[01:36] gatch**
"Restaurant Report:
**[01:38] gatch**
Also known as a food review.
**[01:39] ---**
The most important thing is to convey a food's taste,
aroma, and texture to the viewing audience"
**[01:45] gatch**
is what it says!
**[01:47] eri**
The elite Karan Eri's first solo gig...
**[01:51] eri**
I've got to make it a success!
**[01:53] doka**
I'm so nervous, I'm gonna pee data!
**[01:58] ad**
We're going live!
**[02:00] ad**
Five seconds to air.
**[02:01] ad**
Four!
**[02:02] ---**
Three!
**[02:03] ---**
Two!
**[02:06] ad**
I'm the center of the universe,
**[02:08] ad**
the elite Karan Eri!
**[02:11] ad**
Let's see what dish they've chosen
for my auspicious first report?
***SIGN*** Luxury Chestnut Parfait at a Famous Restaurant
**[02:14] sign**
A chestnut parfait!
**[02:16] sign**
I'll grace it with my attention, I suppose.
**[02:18] sign**
Here we go!
**[02:22] sign**
Well, it's quite tasty, isn't it?
**[02:26] sign**
There are a lot of things in the cream.
**[02:28] sign**
It's really very tasty!
**[02:30] man**
*Eri-sama, how's the texture?*
**[02:32] eri**
T-Texture?
**[02:34] eri**
The texture is...
**[02:35] ---**
cold, and very, very soft.
**[02:38] man**
*What would you compare it to?*
**[02:41] eri**
I-I'd... compare it to...
**[02:42] eri**
Oh, yes!
**[02:43] ---**
The clay I played with in kindergarten!
**[02:46] eri**
Well, more like...
**[02:49] eri**
*The memory foam pillow I sleep on!*
**[02:53] gatch**
Is it just me, or does
she make it sound awful?
**[02:54] eri**
*It's really like... floof.*
**[02:57] haru**
No, this is definitely really bad.
**[02:58] ---**
*It's really like... whoop! It's really like...*
**[03:00] eri**
It's really... like, good!
**[03:02] man**
* Well, stay tuned for more*
* restaurant reports!*
**[03:06] haru**
Is Eri gonna be okay?
**[03:16] eri**
The minute it started, it was like
my brain got a Big Bang punch.
**[03:20] eri**
I need to learn more
about food reviews.
**[03:23] mana**
That's right.
**[03:24] mana**
To do well in the live shows,
**[03:26] ---**
it's important to put
in hard work every day.
**[03:30] eri**
Yes, Manager.
**[03:32] man**
Oh, I know!
**[03:34] man**
Why don't you look at this?
***SIGN*** Perorimon Recommended Restaurant!
**[03:35] man**
Perorimon-san's dining app!
**[03:38] sign**
Perorimon-san goes
to all kinds of restaurants
**[03:42] sign**
and posts his thoughts
about the food there.
**[03:43] sign**
They're very unique and fun to read!
**[03:47] eri**
Perorimon-san...
**[03:49] ---**
what kind of person is he?
**[03:53] per**
*You wanna meet me, huh?*
**[03:57] per**
*Slurp.*
**[03:59] nar**
*Appmon:*
**[04:00] nar**
* App-based life forms*
* with artificial intelligence,*
**[04:04] ---**
* capable of thinking*
* and acting on their own.*
**[04:06] nar**
*In the real world,*
**[04:07] ---**
*they take the form of Appmon chips,*
**[04:09] nar**
* but an App Drive can give*
* them physical form.*
**[04:15] nar**
*And now,*
**[04:17] ---**
* a terrible AI lurking deep in the*
* dark web is beginning to stir.*
**[04:23] nar**
*In the year 2045,*
**[04:25] ---**
* artificial intelligence will*
* transcend human intelligence.*
***SIGN*** Kashinoki Books
**[06:04] eri**
Hey, this book store is really nice!
**[06:07] wat**
It's definitely her!
**[06:08] wat**
Center of the universe,
the elite Karan Eri!
**[06:11] ---**
But why's she with Haru?!
**[06:12] ai**
Seriously.
**[06:14] wat**
But...
**[06:15] wat**
She looks a little plainer
than she does on TV.
**[06:18] eri**
I'm certainly not plain!
**[06:19] eri**
I'm gonna give your
heart a Big Bang punch!
**[06:23] eri**
Because I'm the center of the universe,
**[06:25] eri**
the elite Karan Eri!
**[06:29] eri**
You should be grateful that I graced
you with my presence on my day off!
**[06:37] haru**
She took her shoes off.
**[06:38] wat**
She's surprisingly considerate!
**[06:40] eri**
I-If you say that to me,
**[06:42] eri**
I'll give both of you a Big Bang punch!
**[06:46] eri**
Both of you.
**[06:47] eri**
You're going to do a favor
for me, the great Eri.
**[06:51] haru**
Sure.
**[06:52] gatch**
This don't sound much like a favor!
***SIGN*** Perorimon's Restaurant Reviews
**[06:53] eri**
This Perorimon person
has a popular dining app,
**[06:56] eri**
and I want him to teach
me how to do good food reviews,
**[06:59] eri**
but I couldn't find his contact info.
**[07:01] haru**
Can you find him, Gatchmon?
**[07:03] gatch**
Perorimon?
**[07:04] gatch**
That sounds familiar...
**[07:09] wat**
If they're seen talking this
close in a place like that,
**[07:12] ---**
it'll be a scandal!
**[07:14] ai**
Will it really?
**[07:15] gatch**
I got it!
**[07:17] gatch**
Perorimon's not a human!
**[07:18] ---**
He's an Appmon!
**[07:20] pero**
*I sure am!*
**[07:28] eri**
There's something really
gross about his mouth!
**[07:31] gatch**
I'll search for more info!
**[07:34] gatch**
That's definitely him!
**[07:36] gatch**
He's the dining app Appmon,
Perorimon!
**[07:39] pero**
Not *Pe*rorimon,
Pe*ro*rimon!
**[07:44] doka**
Hey!
**[07:45] ---**
I'm Eri-chan's buddy Appmon,
Dokamon!
**[07:49] pero**
Oh, yeah?
**[07:51] eri**
It doesn't matter to me what you are!
**[07:54] eri**
I read all your restaurant reviews!
**[07:57] pero**
How'd you like 'em?
**[07:59] eri**
The one that really stuck with
me was the first ramen review I read!
**[08:04] eri**
"The bowl arrived seven minutes,
thirty seconds after my order.
**[08:08] eri**
I, who for so long thought salt
was the only true flavor of ramen,
**[08:11] eri**
as if by destiny, encountered
the miracle of tonkotsu ramen.
**[08:15] eri**
That milky-white soup
with its mellow flavor.
**[08:18] eri**
Those straight noodles that gave
way gracefully beneath my teeth.
**[08:21] eri**
It was as if the goddess of pork
was smiling down upon me!
**[08:26] eri**
However...
**[08:27] eri**
Points off for the char
siu being a little bland!
**[08:29] ---**
I look forward to future
improvement in this area!"
**[08:32] gatch**
There's a lot of people out there
who get really into food, huh?
**[08:36] haru**
I'm surprised he can talk
this much about food.
**[08:38] eri**
Perorimon.
**[08:40] eri**
I, the elite Karan Eri
**[08:42] eri**
will humbly permit you
**[08:45] eri**
to teach me the secrets of your reviews!
**[08:48] haru**
That's not how to act
when you ask a favor...
**[08:51] pero**
I'm in.
***SIGN*** Eri's Home
**[08:56] eri**
Well?
**[08:57] ---**
Get teaching!
**[08:58] pero**
Not for free!
**[09:01] pero**
Lemme see your App Drive!
**[09:03] eri**
What? Okay...
**[09:09] eri**
H-Hey!
**[09:13] pero**
Apprealize me, then feed
me something tasty!
**[09:17] pero**
Then I'll teach you!
**[09:18] doka**
Hey!
**[09:19] doka**
You're *so* not ready for that!
**[09:21] doka**
After all that suffering I endured
before finally being Apprealized...
**[09:25] eri**
Just teach me those tips, and it's a deal!
**[09:29] eri**
Appmon chip!
**[09:31] eri**
Ready...
**[09:44] eri**
*Apprealize!*
**[10:11] app**
*Perorimon!*
**[10:16] app**
*I guess I'll explain about this guy!*
**[10:18] app**
* Perorimon is an Appmon*
* with dining-based abilities!*
**[10:24] pero**
Food is a microverse
you taste with your soul!
**[10:29] eri**
Nice to work with you!
**[10:30] pero**
It sure is!
**[10:31] doka**
I can't believe she Apprealized
him right off the bat!
**[10:39] pero**
I've always wanted to try these.
**[10:42] pero**
Oh, and I want Worcester
and Kansai-style dashi for my sauces.
**[10:46] eri**
Got it!
**[10:48] doka**
And she's making him takoyaki too!
**[10:53] eri**
* Perorimon will be an indispensable*
* part of the elite Eri's success story.*
**[10:57] eri**
* It's like sending the secrets of great*
* food reviews directly to my brain!*
**[11:05] eri**
* Karan Eri-sama's Restaurant*
* Report will skyrocket to prime time!*
***SIGN*** Karan Eri-sama's
***SIGN*** World Restaurant Report Prime Time
**[11:10] sign**
*The elite Eri, center of the universe,*
**[11:13] ---**
* will release a shining Big Bang*
* punch as bright as the sun!*
**[11:19] eri**
Uh-oh!
**[11:21] eri**
What is it?
**[11:22] pero**
Hunger is the greatest seasoning.
**[11:25] pero**
I will empty my mind
along with my stomach,
**[11:27] ---**
and receive the takoyaki
with my entire being!
**[11:30] er**
R-Really?
**[11:31] er**
Okay, it's all done!
**[11:33] er**
The elite Eri's special takoyaki!
**[11:36] er**
Go on, eat up!
**[11:50] eri**
Huh?
**[11:51] ---**
What's wrong?
**[11:52] pero**
Excuse me,
**[11:54] ---**
but this is not at all like
the takoyaki I ordered.
**[11:59] pero**
Half of them are burnt on the outside,
**[12:01] pero**
and the other half are more like
half-cooked octopus dumplings!
**[12:04] pero**
Eating these would warp
my stomach and fill me with regret!
**[12:07] pero**
It's horrible!
**[12:10] doka**
That's cruel!
**[12:12] eri**
What the heck?
**[12:13] eri**
How can you know how they
taste if you don't even eat them?
**[12:16] pero**
But I do know, you see!
**[12:18] pero**
I have never before
eaten food, you see.
**[12:23] pero**
Because today was my first
time being Apprealized!
**[12:28] eri**
You mean you wrote all those
reviews without ever eating the food?
**[12:32] pero**
Precisely!
**[12:34] pero**
Listen to me.
**[12:35] pero**
I'll tell you how I do it.
**[12:39] pero**
The sea of the 'net is overflowing all
the time with people's thoughts about their food.
**[12:45] pero**
I eat all that food
data and learn from it!
**[12:52] eri**
You ate the data?
**[12:54] pero**
Then using that,
**[12:55] ---**
I can ascertain the flavor of anything,
**[12:57] ---**
based on pictures from
the restaurant or the menus,
**[13:00] ---**
with approximately 99.99999% accuracy.
**[13:06] pero**
It was only ten years ago that I swore
to myself that the first thing I'd eat
**[13:11] ---**
would be the delicious,
adorable "takoyaki!"
**[13:13] pero**
How could you expect me to feel
any craving for these ugly little dumplings!
**[13:18] eri**
When you say that...
**[13:20] eri**
It makes me want to give you a burned-at-the-stake,
boiled-in-water Big Bang punch!
**[13:24] eri**
Writing restaurant reviews without
eating the food is cheating!
**[13:29] pero**
Restaurant reviews are my soul.
**[13:31] pero**
If you have a problem,
you don't have to read them.
**[13:36] eri**
He ran away!
**[13:43] doka**
They're delicious, Eri-chan!
**[13:46] doka**
I love their slightly burnt outside
and the clumps of flour inside!
**[13:50] eri**
Are they that bad?
**[14:01] eri**
How can he write such good
stuff without even eating the food?
**[14:11] eri**
Well, I made a promise to my manager.
**[14:13] eri**
I'll just have to read
them and teach myself.
***SIGN*** Link does not exist
**[14:16] ---**
Huh?
**[14:17] sign**
It disappeared?
**[14:23] sign**
Dokamon!
**[14:24] ---**
Perorimon's reviews are disappearing!
**[14:26] sign**
Why?
**[14:27] doka**
Huh?
**[14:28] doka**
There's no problem
with our connection...
**[14:32] eri**
Haru?
**[14:34] eri**
Hello?
**[14:35] haru**
Eri-san! Are you watching the news?
***SIGN*** City-Wide Data Erasures!
**[14:38] man**
*We've just received this bulletin.*
**[14:40] man**
* We're seeing data being deleted*
* on various services all over the Internet.*
**[14:45] man**
* We urge you to back*
* up your data immediately.*
**[14:48] man**
No way!
**[14:49] ---**
My contacts list disappeared!
**[14:51] man**
I don't remember the numbers!
**[14:52] girl**
All the pics I took are gone!
**[14:55] man**
No!
**[14:57] ---**
The memories of my youth!
**[14:59] sign**
Funds Remaining
**[15:00] sal**
My savings is empty?!
**[15:02] sal**
No way!
**[15:03] sal**
What the hell?
**[15:06] sal**
What the heck?
**[15:07] haru**
*There might be an Appmon behind this!*
**[15:10] eri**
*What should I do?*
**[15:11] eri**
*I made him mad, and now...*
**[15:14] eri**
*Perorimon must be eating them!*
***SIGN*** Perorimon Recommended Restaurant!
**[15:28] sign**
All my music's gone!
**[15:30] sign**
My mailbox is empty!
**[15:32] sign**
I don't see Perorimon
anywhere, Bro Gatchmon!
**[15:35] gatch**
He hasn't put up any
new restaurant reviews.
**[15:38] gatch**
Where could he have gone?
**[15:39] eri**
It's hard to believe a gourmet like Perorimon
would be eating data so indiscriminately...
**[15:44] eri**
You think he got hungry
because he Apprealized?
**[15:47] haru**
Or maybe he caught a virus?
**[15:49] gatch**
It's definitely possible.
**[15:52] eri**
Look!
**[15:52] eri**
What's that?
**[15:56] haru**
Let's go!
**[15:58] eri**
Yeah!
**[16:04] gatch**
What's all this?
**[16:12] haru**
It's like a garbage dump.
**[16:14] gatch**
These are all empty data packages!
**[16:17] gatch**
Perorimon?
**[16:18] gomi**
I retrieve trashed data!
**[16:21] ---**
I delete garbage data!
**[16:24] eri**
That's not Perorimon! Who is it?
**[16:26] gatch**
I'll search for more info!
**[16:30] gatch**
That's Gomimon!
**[16:32] gatch**
An appmon with
the power to erase data!
**[16:35] eri**
Then, the one deleting the data
and upsetting everyone...
**[16:39] gatch**
It's an L-Virus infected Gomimon!
**[16:43] pero**
Give it back!
**[16:45] pero**
Give back my restaurant review data!
**[16:48] pero**
Perorimon!
**[16:50] pero**
Hey, hang in there!
**[16:52] pero**
I'm sorry I doubted you.
**[16:54] pero**
He's putting my restaurant
reviews in the garbage can!
**[17:01] gomi**
Time to empty out the trash!
**[17:15] eri**
If something's important to people,
**[17:18] ---**
you can't just treat it like trash!
**[17:22] eri**
I'm gonna Big Bang punch
you to the ends of the universe!
**[17:25] doka**
Yeah!
**[17:29] pero**
I wanna get revenge for my reviews!
**[17:32] doka**
Then let's Applink!
**[17:34] eri**
Okay!
**[17:35] eri**
Let's Big Bang it through!
**[17:41] eri**
Appmon chip!
**[17:43] ---**
Ready...
**[17:44] eri**
*Applink!*
**[17:45] eri**
*Doka!*
**[17:53] eri**
*Doka!*
**[17:57] eri**
*Doka! Perori! Doka! Perori!*
**[18:11] eri**
*Three, two, one!*
**[18:18] eri**
*App Fusion!*
**[18:20] eri**
*Dosukomon!*
**[18:32] eri**
Dosukomon?
**[18:33] eri**
Who's that?
**[18:34] dosu**
Presumptuous though
it is to name myself,
**[18:37] dosu**
I am the app fusion of Dokamon
and Perorimon.
**[18:41] dosu**
The Yokozuna-class,
**[18:42] dosu**
megaton-class,
**[18:44] dosu**
Dosukomon!
**[18:48] dosu**
He did an App Fusion just like that?
**[18:51] dosu**
Incredible!
**[18:52] dosu**
Indeed!
**[18:54] eri**
He looks so strong!
**[18:56] gomi**
Guess I'll have to take
out some oversized garbage!
**[18:58] haru**
Gatchmon, search!
**[19:00] gatch**
Got it!
**[19:01] gatch**
* I'm searching for "Gomimon"*
* and "Cleanup"!*
**[19:09] gatch**
Let's go into the sea of the 'net!
**[19:11] gatch**
Deep search!
**[19:15] gatch**
I'll delete you!
**[19:18] gatch**
Gatcha!
**[19:20] gatch**
Take this...
**[19:24] gatch**
Right to your swelled-up stomach...
**[19:27] gatch**
Jet Palm Slap!
**[19:38] gatch**
A fine match.
**[19:39] haru**
I think it's already over.
**[19:41] gatch**
What? That's it?!
**[19:46] gatch**
Dosukomon...
**[19:48] gatch**
He's really pretty cool!
**[19:55] eri**
Dokamon! Perorimon!
**[19:58] pero**
Where am I?
**[19:59] pero**
What just happened?
**[20:05] eri**
What is this?
**[20:06] haru**
It's Dosukomon's Appmon chip!
**[20:09] haru**
Haru!
**[20:10] haru**
Is that...
**[20:17] gomi**
I feel so refreshed!
**[20:19] gomi**
Like a dumping ground that's been cleaned
and polished after the collectors came through...
**[20:24] gomi**
I've really been acting
like garbage, haven't I?
**[20:27] gomi**
I'm sorry!
**[20:30] gomi**
*Seven Code!*
**[20:32] ---**
*Code 3:*
**[20:35] ---**
*Gomimon!*
**[20:38] eri**
What is this?
**[20:40] gatch**
Gomimon was a Seven Code Appmon!
**[20:44] eri**
Seven Code?
**[20:45] haru**
It refers to seven Appmon
that were given special data.
**[20:49] haru**
Right?
**[20:50] gatch**
Yeah.
**[20:51] gatch**
When all seven come together,
**[20:53] ---**
they're supposed to give us the power
to fight the evil big boss AI, Leviathan!
**[21:00] eri**
I don't really get it, so here.
**[21:02] haru**
Are you sure?
**[21:04] eri**
It's not like I really
want Gomimon's chip!
**[21:06] haru**
Thanks!
**[21:07] gatch**
Haru!
**[21:08] gatch**
The Seven Code Pad!
**[21:16] haru**
Five left.
**[21:18] haru**
What will we be able to do
once we have them all?
**[21:21] eri**
Come on, Perorimon!
**[21:23] eri**
More takoyaki that the great
Eri worked hard on!
**[21:28] eri**
Go on! Eat as many as you like!
**[21:31] doka**
Don't hold back on my account!
**[21:33] pero**
I'm not really looking forward to this...
**[21:37] pero**
But as thanks for saving me,
**[21:40] pero**
I suppose I should eat it.
**[21:46] eri**
After this,
**[21:48] ---**
we'll start a new restaurant
report together!
**[21:51] eri**
This is...
**[21:52] eri**
This is?!
**[21:54] eri**
As awful as I expected!
**[21:59] eri**
I'll give you a Big Bang punch!
**[22:01] eri**
*Oh dear, oh dear!*
***SIGN*** Appmon Data Lab
**[22:08] ---**
Today's Appmon is
**[22:09] ---**
Dosukomon!
**[22:10] ---**
He's a Super Appmon formed by
the App Fusion of Dokamon and Perorimon!
**[22:13] ---**
My super move is...
**[22:15] ---**
Jet Palm Slap!
***SIGN*** Master
***SIGN*** Calling
**[22:21] ---**
Hello?
**[22:22] sign**
You're the master of a sumo dojo?
**[22:24] sign**
You saw Dosukomon on TV
and you want to recruit him?!
**[22:28] sign**
A fine match!
**[22:29] ---**
Today's words of app wisdom:
***SIGN*** "In an AR Field, Appmon
are Yokozuna-class!"
**[24:05] ---**
Next time on *App Monsters*:
**[24:07] ---**
Our new App Driver
is in elementary school!
**[24:10] ---**
He's apparently super
famous from Internet videos!
**[24:12] ---**
And his buddy Appmon
is a real groovy guy!
***SIGN*** The Third App Drive! Torajiro is an AppTuber!
**[24:17] ---**
Gatch it next time, okay?
**[24:18] ---**