37 - Strongest Tag-team Formation! Kaito and Sekito!!

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[00:00] Kaito
    When we received an SOS and went
    on a business trip to Okinawa,
[00:04] Kaito
    everyone was turned into zombies
    by these strange radio waves!
[00:08] Kaito
    We somehow won our battle, thanks to Sekito,
[00:12] Kaito
    but I'll make that Bukimi guy pay
    for kidnapping Sis and the others!
SIGN    HERO BANK
SIGN    Strongest Tag-team Formation! Kaito and Sekito!!
[01:49] Kaito
    Strongest Tag-team Formation!
[01:50] Kaito
    Kaito and Sekito!!
[01:53] Fukuta
    Money—
[01:58] Mitsuo
    Money!
[01:59] Fukuta
    Moneeey!
[02:01] Mitsuo
    Money!
[02:02] Fukuta
    Moneeey!
[02:06] Kaito
    Mitsuo, Fukuta...
[02:08] Kaito
    They turned back into money zombies!
[02:11] Sekito
    The Resort Virus is more
    effective than we thought.
[02:14] Sekito
    Looks like it's hard to
    cure once you've contracted it.
[02:17] Mitsuo
    Money!
[02:19] Mitsuo
    Moooney!
[02:21] Mitsuo
    Money!
[02:25] Sekito
    It'll be impossible for him to
    develop a vaccine like this.
[02:29] Sekito
    We'll have to cut it off at the source.
[02:31] Kaito
    The source?
[02:33] Sekito
    We take down Bukimi.
[02:34] Sekito
    Then we destroy the Tower of Seizure.
[02:37] Sekito
    If we do that, we should be able to
    contain the outbreak of the virus.
[02:40] Kaito
    I get it!
[02:41] Kaito
    If we do that, Mitsuo, Fukuta,
[02:43] Kaito
    and Sis will all be cured, right?!
[02:44] Sekito
    I don't know. There's no guarantee.
[02:46] Kaito
    What? No way! Are you serious?!
[02:58] Bikimi
    Seconds!
[02:59] Ai
    Yes.
[03:03] Ai
    Here you are, Bukimi-sama.
[03:06] Bukimi
    Stop calling me by such a formal title.
[03:10] Bukimi
    You're my sister, after all.
[03:11] Ai
    Yes, Bukimi-sama.
[03:19] Ai
    Oh, dear, that's right.
[03:21] Ai
    What in the world was I thinking?
[03:24] Ai
    Sorry, Emiya.
[03:28] Bukimi
    The Resort Virus's update is complete.
[03:32] Bukimi
    Now I can manipulate human hearts at will.
[03:35] Bukimi
    Super cool!
[03:41] Ai
    Come on, Emiya, you mustn't spill.
[03:44] Bukimi
    That's right, dote on me more!
[03:47] Ai
    Oh, there's some around your mouth, too.
[03:49] Bumiki
    Hey, lick it off.
[03:52] Ai
    You're so spoiled.
[03:57] Bukimi
    Mmm, Mandom!
[04:00] Bukimi
    Hey, Bro.
[04:02] Bukimi
    Do you think you could tell me
    how to get into your hideout?
[04:06] Dan
    That place operates on the old
    version of the Hero Bank airspace.
[04:10] Dan
    You just input a password with
    a Bankfon G to infiltrate.
[04:16] Bumiki
    What, it's that simple?
[04:22] Kaito
    Hey, wait, Sekito!
[04:25] Sekito
    What?
[04:26] Kaito
    Creating that "vaccine" thing comes first!
[04:29] Sekito
    That can wait.
[04:31] Sekito
    We can do that after we take down
    all of the Seven Gods of Suits.
[04:33] Kaito
    After what's become of Mitsuo and
    Fukuta, you're okay with that?!
[04:37] Sekito
    They have nothing to do with me.
[04:38] Sekito
    Let's go before dawn breaks.
[04:40] Kaito
    Wha— Wait!
[04:44] Kaito
    What?
[04:45] Ai
    You lot, what color are your sorry behinds?!
[04:48] Sailors
    Sir, blue, sir!
[04:49] Ai
    Very good! You sorry, blue-bottomed losers!
[04:52] Ai
    Prepare to disembark!
[04:54] Sailors
    Yes, ma'am!
[04:56] Kaito
    What the heck is that?!
[05:03] Kaito
    Sis?! Why are you dressed like that?
[05:10] Ai
    When did a stupid brat with a pompadour
    like you become my brother?
[05:14] Kaito
    Huh?
[05:15] Ai
    My little brother is Emiya Bukimi!
[05:19] Dan
    I came to lend my strength for
    my little brother Emiya, too!
[05:24] Kaito
    You've gotta be kidding, Sis!
[05:26] Ai
    Be good boys and surrender your hideout!
[05:28] Dan
    Give up already!
[05:32] Sekito
    Looks like they're under his complete control.
[05:34] Sekito
    If they want to fight, I won't go easy.
[05:36] Ai
    Hero Battles are irrelevant!
[05:39] Ai
    You will be subdued by force!
[05:41] Kaito
    Stop it, you two!
[05:43] Kaito
    What will you accomplish doing this?!
[05:45] Sekito
    Move. I'll defeat these guys.
[05:47] Kaito
    They might be being manipulated,
[05:48] Kaito
    but they're still my Sis
    and our friend Nanten!
[05:51] Sekito
    I told you! It has nothing to do with me!
[05:53] Kaito
    There's no way it has nothing to do with you!
[05:54] Ai
    Do it!
[05:55] Sailors
    Yes, ma'am!
[05:59] J
    Wait right there!
[06:05] Kaito
    That voice is...
[06:06] Ai
    Who are you?!
[06:08] J
    I clean up the evils of this world!
[06:10] J
    The shadow janitor...
[06:13] J
    Justice Star takes the stage!
[06:18] J
    Leave the hideout to me.
[06:20] J
    You guys, go on ahead!
[06:22] Sekito
    You again?
[06:24] Sekito
    I don't know who you are or where you
    came from, but put this on my tab!
[06:27] Kaito
    Thanks a lot!
[06:29] J
    Now, I, Justice Star, will be your opponent!
[06:39] Kaito
    Sis, I promise I'll save you!
[06:43] Bukimi
    Some strange nuisance has gotten involved.
[06:45] Bukimi
    No helping it. Withdraw for now!
[06:48] Bukimi
    Unbelievable...
[06:51] Bukimi
    But my playtime isn't over yet.
[06:54] Bukimi
    This is next!
[07:03] J
    Now things should be all right for a while.
[07:06] J
    Now they'll all be saved as long
    as you develop the vaccine.
[07:11] Boo
    It's no use, ka-ching.
[07:13] Boo
    This guy can't speak well unless
    Danjirou is around, ka-ching.
[07:16] J
    Huh?
[07:19] J
    Nanten-kun.
[07:22] J
    There's someone in my
    life I can call my "sun."
[07:25] J
    Isn't your sun Danjirou-kun?
[07:31] (Flashback) Dan
    Your programming skills are
    as impressive as ever, huh?
[07:37] (Flashback) Dan
    Want to join forces?
[07:39] (Flashback) Dan
    With your abilities and my connections,
[07:41] (Flashback) Dan
    we'll set off the fireworks
    of a new e-business!
[07:46] (Flashback) Dan
    Why? Do you have some reason?
[07:51] (Flashback) Dan
    What? You don't have a PC at home?
[07:54] (Flashback) Dan
    I can take care of that much for you.
[07:57] (Flashback) Dan
    We've been like brothers
    ever since we were little kids!
[08:08] J
    In order for the sun to keep shining,
[08:10] J
    it needs someone helping it out from
    the shadows, just like the moon.
[08:14] J
    Don't you think now is that time?
[08:26] Kaito
    We finally made it,
[08:28] Kaito
    but I'm kinda sleepy...
[08:30] Sekito
    We don't have time to rest!
[08:35] Kaito
    What the?
[08:36] Sekito
    What's wrong?
[08:37] Kaito
    Money!
[08:40] Sekito
    That?!
[08:44] Kaito
    What did I just...
[08:46] Sekito
    The Resort Virus has been strengthened.
[08:48] Sekito
    You go back to the hideout. I'll go alone.
[08:52] Kaito
    Yeah, yeah, money...
[08:54] J
    "Money"? Is he all right?
[08:56] Sekito
    He's becoming infected.
[08:58] Sekito
    Kaito's heading back your way now.
[09:00] J
    No way!
[09:01] J
    And we finally completed a
    prototype of the vaccine...
[09:03] Sekito
    What?
[09:04] J
    But we haven't tested it yet,
    so there's no telling if it will work.
[09:08] J
    Plus, there's a possibility of side
    effects that could endanger one's life.
[09:11] Kaito
    I'll do it!
[09:13] Kaito
    Ow! What was that for?!
[09:16] Sekito
    You're back to your senses now, right?
[09:17] Sekito
    Go back!
[09:19] Kaito
    How can we not save Sis,
[09:21] Kaito
    Mitsuo, Fukuta, and all the townspeople?!
[09:24] Sekito
    Save your breath!
[09:25] Sekito
    Our mission isn't to
    eliminate the Resort Virus.
[09:28] Sekito
    It's to crush the Seven Gods of Suits!
[09:33] Sekito
    Do whatever you want.
[09:35] Kaito
    Yeah, I'll do just that!
[09:38] J
    Kaito-kun...
[09:39] J
    Are you sure you're okay?
[09:42] Kaito
    Yeah, this is nothing.
[09:44] Kaito
    Anyway, give me the vaccine.
[09:46] J
    Are you sure?
[09:47] Kaito
    I'll just turn into a zombie at this rate, anyway.
[09:49] Kaito
    It's do or die, so just do it.
[09:51] J
    Got it.
[09:53] J
    I'll send the anti-virus data now.
[09:56] J
    Please transfer it.
[10:00] J
    Kaito-kun, hold your Bankfon to your ear!
[10:03] Kaito
    All right, got it. My butt, right?
[10:06] J
    No, your ear!
[10:07] Kaito
    Bring it on!
[10:14] Sekito
    Hey, what's wrong?!
[10:19] Kaito
    Don't tell me you're...
[10:45] Kaito
    Dad...
[10:47] Kaito
    Mom...
[10:48] Kaito
    Wait for me...
SIGN    Gosho Family Grave
[11:00] Kaito
    Sis...
[11:07] Kaito
    Ow...
[11:09] Kaito
    Where am I?
[11:11] Kaito
    Why am I...
[11:16] Kaito
    You!
[11:17] Sekito
    You're back to normal?
[11:19] Sekito
    Looks like that vaccine
    works, even on an idiot.
[11:21] Kaito
    Shut up! Don't call me an idiot—
[11:25] Sekito
    Emergency rations from the ship. Eat.
[11:27] Kaito
    R-Right.
[11:31] Kaito
    You carried me all this way?
[11:34] Sekito
    Yeah.
[11:35] Sekito
    They won't find us at a grave.
[11:37] Kaito
    Huh? This place is a grave?!
[11:39] Kaito
    Excuse me. Sorry to intrude!
[11:44] Kaito
    I went to visit their grave in my dreams...
[11:49] Kaito
    Dad and Mom's.
[11:51] Kaito
    I remembered.
[11:53] Kaito
    Just how much Sis treasured me back then...
[11:58] Kaito
    I'll never give up.
[12:01] Kaito
    She's my one and only sister.
[12:03] Kaito
    I'll save Mitsuo, Fukuta,
    and all the townspeople.
[12:07] Sekito
    None of that has anything to do with me.
[12:12] Kaito
    Well, then,
[12:13] Kaito
    isn't there anyone you do want to save?
[12:17] Kaito
    Don't you have a dad or mom,
    a sibling or companion?
[12:23] Sekito
    I have no family nor companions.
[12:28] Kaito
    Really?
[12:30] Kaito
    Then don't you remember your family at all?
[12:36] Sekito
    I'm all alone.
[12:38] Kaito
    But, you saved me.
[12:41] Kaito
    You decided to save me, right?
[12:45] Kaito
    That means we're companions now!
[12:47] Sekito
    We're not really companions.
[12:50] Sekito
    The only reason I brought you here
[12:52] Sekito
    was because it'd be a pain if I
    left you and you became a zombie.
[12:55] Sekito
    So, this is going on your tab, big time.
[13:01] Kaito
    Well, whatever.
[13:03] Kaito
    Thanks!
[13:06] Sekito
    I'm going to move forward
    with the mission as top priority.
[13:09] Kaito
    Hey, wait a second!
[13:11] Kaito
    Let's have a bite before we head out.
[13:15] Sekito
    No need.
[13:16] Sekito
    I'm not hungry.
[13:18] Kaito
    You know, you never eat. Are you okay?
[13:21] Kaito
    You'll never grow up that way!
[13:23] Sekito
    Shut up.
[13:25] J
    Kaito, you're all right?!
[13:27] Boo
    You're alive, ka-ching?!
[13:28] Kaito
    Yeah. I'm not in top shape,
[13:31] Kaito
    but I'm not chanting "Money!" anymore.
[13:34] J
    Thank goodness...
[13:36] J
    Nanten-kun is currently
    using your test results
[13:39] J
    as a base to modify the vaccine program.
[13:41] Boo
    It'll be completed shortly, ka-ching.
[13:43] Kaito
    All that's left is to take down Bukimi...
[13:47] Bukimi
    What did you say you'll do to me?
[13:49] Sekito
    Bukimi?!
[13:51] Kaito
    Sis! Danjirou!
[13:54] Sekito
    Coming to us on his own saves us time.
[13:57] Sekito
    Here I go!
[13:59] Kaito
    Me, too—
[14:01] Sekito
    You're not up to it yet!
[14:03] Sekito
    I'll go alone.
[14:04] Kaito
    B-But...
[14:06] Sekito
    If my opponents are Bukimi and Danjirou,
[14:08] Sekito
    I'll be fine, even if its two-on-one.
[14:10] Bukimi
    We'll see about that.
[14:12] Sekito
    What?
[14:14] Kaito
    What?! Sis, too?!
[14:16] All
    Job change!
[14:19] Bukimi
    The Festering Smile!
SIGN    The Festering Smile
[14:21] Danjirou
    The Fire Pirate!
SIGN    The Fire Pirate
[14:25] Ai
    Snowman!
SIGN    Snowman
[14:27] Kaito
    Sis turned into a puny thing like that?!
[14:33] Sekito
    Bank register, activate!
[14:36] Sekito
    Job change!
[14:40] Sekito
    Credit Loan Wolf!
[14:44] [SONG] Sign
    Credit Loan Wolf
[14:45] Announcer
    Here we go!
[14:47] Announcer
    It's another Hero Battle in Okinawa!
[14:49] Announcer
    And participating this time is Ai Gosho,
[14:51] Announcer
    wearing a Hero Suit for the first time!
[14:55] Bukimi
    I'll cheer you on from behind.
[14:58] Bukimi
    Now, beat him up together!
[15:01] Sekito
    Yeah, bring it on!
[15:03] Bukimi
    So you say, but aren't
    you forgetting something?
[15:06] Sekito
    What?
[15:11] Bukimi
    I heard everything over the mic on
    the transmitter I planted on you.
[15:15] Bukimi
    Your ball is being analyzed,
[15:17] Bukimi
    and you're developing a vaccine
    program as we speak, right?
[15:21] Bukimi
    I wonder if you can even fight
    without that ball of yours?
[15:25] Sekito
    Crap!
[15:26] Ai
    Foolish boy, looks like the tables are turned!
[15:29] Ai
    Snowman Blizzard!
[15:31] Announcer
    The heavy blizzard lands a direct hit!
[15:33] Announcer
    What an absurd skill,
    considering we're in Okinawa!
[15:36] Dan
    Shoulder Boom!
[15:39] Bukimi
    Did we get him?!
[15:45] Sekito
    Is that all you've got?
[15:47] Sekito
    You're no big deal!
[15:48] Kaito
    Hey, don't be rash. I'll go, too!
[15:51] Sekito
    You stay right there and behave!
[15:53] Kaito
    What?
[15:54] Sekito
    I can use skills even without my ball!
[15:58] Ai
    You think a wimpy skill like that will work?!
[16:00] Ai
    Snowballs!
[16:03] Kaito
    Sis, stop it!
[16:05] Ai
    Who are you?
[16:09] Bukimi
    They're my brother and sister.
[16:12] Dan
    Artillery Fire!
[16:17] Announcer
    Completely one-sided!
[16:19] Announcer
    It doesn't look like he has even a
    one-in-a-million chance of winning.
[16:24] Sekito
    I'm not done...
[16:25] Sekito
    I'm here to settle everything all by myself!
[16:30] Sekito
    I'll be the one to clean up this mess!
[16:34] Ai
    I'll finish you!
[16:35] Ai
    Snow Thwack!
[16:39] Announcer
    Incredible! Enter the Prize busts in!
[16:46] Kaito
    I paid off my tab!
[16:49] Ai
    Now you've done it, you little brat.
[16:52] Kaito
    Stop it, Sis—
[17:00] Kaito
    Please remember. I'm your little brother!
[17:03] Ai
    Silence!
[17:09] Ai
    One more!
[17:12] Ai
    I-I've felt this sensation before...
[17:14] Bukimi
    What are you doing?!
[17:16] Bukimi
    Hurry up and finish him!
[17:17] Kaito
    Sis?
[17:21] Kaito
    Look at my butt!
[17:23] Kaito
    Remember? You always got mad
    at me and spanked me!
[17:26] (Flashback) Kaito
    I'm sorry, Sis!
[17:26] (Flashback) Ai
    Do you really get it?
[17:28] (Flashback) Kaito
    I won't do it anymore!
[17:28] (Flashback) Ai
    You always, always make me worry!
[17:34] Ai
    Kaito?! It's you, Kaito?
[17:36] Kaito
    Sis?! You're back?!
[17:38] Ai
    Hey, what the heck are you naked for?!
[17:40] Bukimi
    Impossible! She came back to her senses!
[17:43] Bukimi
    Big Bro Danjirou!
[17:44] Dan
    Yeah! I'm my little bro's ally!
[18:03] Nanten
    I-I finished the vaccine!
[18:05] Dan
    N-Nanten?
[18:06] Nanten
    Sending it right away! Wake up, Danjirou!
[18:16] Dan
    Nanten...
[18:18] Dan
    Nanten called my name out loud!
[18:22] Bukimi
    How dare you ruin my fun?!
[18:26] Kaito
    I told you
[18:27] Kaito
    not to underestimate
    my family or my comrades!
[18:30] Bukimi
    I wanted someone to play with!
[18:33] Bukimi
    Showing off your sibling in front of
    an only child is way too annoying!
[18:37] Sekito
    Sorry to tell you, but I'm alone, too.
[18:39] Sekito
    But unlike you, I won't act like a lowlife!
[18:42] J
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
    Here's your ball back!
[18:53] Sekito
    Moonfall Dunk!
[19:03] Kaito
    Hey, Bukimi.
[19:04] Kaito
    You said you wanted a brother, right?
[19:07] Kaito
    Then I'll* be your brother!
[19:12] Kaito
    And your bro here will beat
[19:14] Kaito
    that rotten nature of yours into shape!
[19:15] Kaito
    Ascending Uppercut!
[19:18] Bukimi
    I'm sorry!
[19:20] Announcer
    It's over!
[19:21] Announcer
    Taking out another of the Seven Gods of Suits
[19:23] Announcer
    is the strongest tag-team,
    Kaito Gosho and Sekito Sakurada!
[19:35] Fukuta
    Money... Huh?
[19:38] Mitsuo
    What? Where are we?
[19:40] Fukuta
    What've we been doing all this time, though?
[19:43] Boo
    Thank goodness, ka-ching.
    You're all better, ka-ching!
[19:45] Nanten
    We've liberated Okinawa from
    the money zombies, ka-ching.
[19:49] Boo
    That's right, ka-ching.
    That's right, ka-ching!
[19:54] J
    On that note, I will excuse myself.
[19:57] J
    I pray that you all stay forever clean.
[20:00] J
    Adios!
[20:02] Mitsuo
    That voice and devastatingly
    out-of-fashion sense...
[20:05] Fukuta
    It's totally Nagare, no matter
    how you look at it, though.
[20:15] Kaito
    We did it, Sekito!
[20:17] Sekito
    Don't be so indiscreet in saying my name.
[20:19] Kaito
    Why not?
[20:20] Kaito
    All right, starting today, you're a
    new employee at Big Money Company!
[20:24] Sekito
    New employee?
[20:26] Sekito
    Don't be dumb.
[20:30] Sekito
    Well, whatever...
[20:31] Sekito
    I'll take over your company in no time.
[20:34] Kaito
    I'm the company president!
[20:35] Kaito
    I won't let you have it!
[20:37] Sekito
    I'll usurp you as a shareholder.
[20:38] Kaito
    What's "usurp"?
[20:39] Kaito
    Some sort of pickled turnip?
[20:41] Sekito
    You really are an idiot.
[20:42] Kaito
    Don't call me an idiot!
[22:15] Mitsuo
    Sekito-kun! Congratulations
    on joining the company!
[22:18] Sekito
    So self-serving...
[22:19] Kaito
    If there's anything you can't make
    heads or butts of, I'll help you out!
[22:22] Sekito
    I firmly refuse!
[22:23] Kaito
    Next time, "Hiroshima Business Trip!
SIGN    "Hiroshima Business Trip! Honorless Money Battle!!"
[22:25] Kaito
    Honorless Money Battle!!"
[22:27] Kaito
    Let's rake in the dough!