49 - Astonishing! Butt-naked in a Money Tornado!!

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[00:00] Kaito
    I went to save Sekito when Kakei
    suddenly appeared before me!
[00:05] Kaito
    In a bomb battle where we bet our lives,
[00:07] Kaito
    I couldn't transform into my ultimate form
[00:09] Kaito
    and could do nothing while
    he just kept attacking me!
[00:13] Kaito
    When it was looking like certain death,
[00:15] Kaito
    everyone from Big Money
    Company came to save me!
[00:18] Kaito
    Thanks to all their help,
    I won my battle against Kakei!
[00:22] Kaito
    With the fight over, we were just
    about to go home with Sekito
[00:27] Kaito
    when someone suddenly attacked!
[00:29] Kaito
    And then, who should appear before us but...
SIGN    HERO BANK
SIGN    Astonishing! Butt-naked in a Money Tornado!!
[02:04] Kaito
    Astonishing!
[02:06] Kaito
    Butt-naked in a Money Tornado!!
[02:09] Yagami
    Well, thank you for your hard work.
[02:11] Yagami
    Now your mission is complete.
[02:14] Kaito
    You!
[02:15] Mitsuo
    Yagami-san!
[02:16] Boo
    Part of his body has transformed
    into data, ka-ching!
[02:20] Sekito
    I-It was you...
[02:22] Sekito
    You're the one I should have destroyed!
[02:25] Yagami
    You are no longer of use to me.
[02:30] Kaito
    You jerk! Let Sekito...
[02:32] Kaito
    Let Sekito go!
[02:34] Yagami
    Very well.
[02:38] Kaito
    Sekito!
[02:41] Kaito
    Hey, what's wrong?!
[02:43] Nagare
    Sekito!
[02:44] Boo
    His wound closed, ka-ching!
[02:50] Yagami
    I finally have it...
[02:54] Yagami
    With this, I can carry out my goal!
[03:01] Kaito
    Wait! Yagami!
[03:02] Sekito
    Kaito...
[03:03] Sekito
    Stop him!
[03:05] Sekito
    Something terrible is about to begin.
[03:09] Kaito
    Hey, Sekito!
[03:10] Mitsuo
    Forget Yagami. Sekito-kun comes first.
[03:13] Mitsuo
    We have to get him to a doctor!
[03:14] Nagare
    No.
[03:17] Nagare
    If we take him anywhere,
    it should be Gold Base.
[03:33] Yagami
    This will do.
[03:35] Yagami
    With this, everything will be within my grasp!
[03:50] Hikari
    Look at this!
[03:52] Zouan
    Unbelievable!
SIGN    Big Money Bank
SIGN    Account Balance
[03:53] Ai
    Their balances are dropping like rocks.
[03:55] Hikari
    This is all the Seven Gods of Suits' money!
[03:58] Ai
    It can't be!
[03:59] Ai
    They didn't break out and go on the run, did they?
[04:01] Sennen
    No, they should still be imprisoned.
[04:07] Ryuuga
    So he made his move, huh?
[04:10] Sennen
    "He"?
[04:12] Sennen
    Tell me everything you know!
[04:14] Ryuuga
    I told you,
[04:16] Ryuuga
    Yagami was the mastermind behind
    the Seven Gods of Suits.
[04:19] Ryuuga
    I never thought he was that dirty, though.
[04:22] Ryuuga
    Now that it's gone this far,
    nobody's gonna be able to stop him.
[04:26] Ryuuga
    We were all swindled by his
    smooth talk, after all.
[04:31] Sennen
    Tell me!
[04:32] Sennen
    What do you know about Yagami?!
[04:34] Sennen
    Ryuuga!
[04:36] Kaito
    Old man, it's Sekito!
[04:39] Kaito
    What? Ryuuga?
[04:41] Ryuuga
    Oh, if it ain't the brats from Big Money.
[04:44] Ryuuga
    You better prepare yourselves.
[04:47] Ryuuga
    Japan is done for.
[04:50] Hikari
    What do you mean, "done for"?
[04:52] Sennen
    Ryuuga! Answer me!
[04:56] Kaito
    Ryuuga!
[04:59] Kaito
    Japan is done for?
[05:03] Yagami
    Come forth,
[05:05] Yagami
    Tower of Bankruptcy that absorbs
    everything and turns it to money!
[05:11] Yagami
    And reveal yourself to me now!
[05:13] Yagami
    Reveal that splendid form of yours!
[05:19] Yagami
    Guess I'd better get to work.
[05:23] Taiga
    Huh? That's big trouble, Kaito!
[05:26] Ryouma
    All the Seven Gods of Suits'
    money we took custody of...
[05:28] Taiga
    ...completely disappeared...
[05:30] Ryouma
    ...before we could give it back to everyone!
[05:33] Kaito
    The Seven Gods of Suits' money bottomed out!
[05:36] Mitsuo
    Where in the world did that money go?!
[05:41] Nagata
    Yagami-kun!
[05:42] Nagata
    I don't know what you're scheming,
[05:45] Nagata
    but if you intend to rule this country, then I...
[05:48] Nagata
    will be your subordinate!
[05:50] Nagate
    How about it?
[05:52] Nagata
    Yagami-ku—
[05:54] Yagami
    That is the monetary value of
    everything you were just wearing.
[05:55] Nagata
    Yagami-kun!
[06:00] Yagami
    You've imposed tax increase after tax increase
[06:04] Yagami
    and forced a frugal lifestyle
    on the people of this nation
[06:08] Yagami
    while dressing yourself in
    extreme luxury, haven't you?
[06:14] Yagami
    However...
[06:16] Yagami
    You aren't worth a single yen.
[06:21] Yagami
    Now, let's begin!
[06:23] Yagami
    Tower of Bankruptcy!
[06:25] Yagami
    Transform Japan into a tempest of money!
[06:35] Yagami
    It's filling up, it's filling up!
[06:39] Yagami
    The money is filling my body!
[06:42] Yagami
    More, my money tornado!
[06:45] Yagami
    Transform Japan into even more money!
[06:55] Ryuuga
    Darn it! That moron!
[06:57] Benten
    How humiliating!
[06:59] Benten
    Is this Yagami's doing, as well?
[07:03] Maki
    Everyone, please look!
[07:05] Maki
    What's happening here right now is real!
[07:08] Maki
    The mysterious gold tornadoes are
    turning the entire city into money!
[07:14] Maki
    Oh, wait!
[07:15] Maki
    One's coming this way!
[07:18] Maki
    One over here, too?!
[07:19] Maki
    No! We're going to turn into mone—
[07:23] Kaito
    Big Sis Chimaki!
[07:25] Sennen
    Looks like those tornadoes
[07:27] Sennen
    transform anything they touch
    into its monetary value.
[07:30] Hikari
    I never dreamed Yagami was this powerful.
[07:33] Ai
    This is going to snowball into a huge problem!
[07:36] Boo
    Everyone's butt-naked, ka-ching!
[07:38] Mitsuo
    Is Yagami's goal to turn everyone naked?
[07:41] Both
    Huh?
[07:42] Zouan
    That's dreadful!
[07:44] Zouan
    The ultimate bad guy!
[07:47] Boo
    I've got it, ka-ching.
[07:48] Fukuta
    What is it all of a sudden, though?
[07:50] Boo
    Yagami!
SIGN    Seven
[07:52] Boo
    He came after the Seven Gods
    of Suits, so he's number eight!
SIGN    Eight (ya)
[07:55] Boo
    That's why his name's Yagami, ka-ching!
SIGN    God (kami)
SIGN    Yagami
[07:58] All
    We never noticed that!
[08:00] Mitsuo
    That's what it meant?
[08:03] Ai
    Uh, that's nothing to be impressed about.
[08:07] Nagare
    Sekito!
[08:08] Sekito
    Don't touch me!
[08:09] Nagare
    But that wound...
[08:11] Sekito
    I'm fine.
[08:19] Yagami
    More! More!
[08:21] Yagami
    Everywhere there's a Tower of
    Seizure stuck into the ground!
[08:26] Yagami
    Respond to my power!
[08:30] Taiga
    It's finally hit Osaka, too!
[08:32] Ryouma
    Oh, no! There's nothing we can do!
[08:37] Oto
    Toilet, toilet!
[08:40] Oto
    Finally found one!
[08:46] Oto
    Hey, Heaven! Where am I
    supposed to do my business?!
[08:53] Ryuuga
    Yagami!
[08:57] Ryuuga
    You jerk!
[08:58] Ryuuga
    You said that as the Seven Gods of Suits,
[09:00] Ryuuga
    we'd take control of money
    and create an ideal world!
[09:03] Yagami
    Yes, this is ideal.
[09:07] Yagami
    I have no more use for you.
[09:09] Benten
    Enough nonsense!
[09:11] Benten
    You deceived us!
[09:13] Yagami
    What of it?
[09:14] Yagami
    It's your fault for being tricked.
[09:16] Yagami
    What I want is money!
[09:19] Yagami
    Money, money!
[09:26] Ryuuga
    You monster...
[09:29] Benten
    Yagami!
[09:35] Yagami
    What can people without money do?
[09:37] Yagami
    This whole world runs on money!
[09:39] Yagami
    Money, money, money! Money!
[09:46] Kaito
    Old man!
[09:47] Nagare
    Himuro-san!
[09:48] Ai
    Is it okay for you to be up?
[09:49] Himuro
    Yeah.
[09:51] Himuro
    I can't sleep right now.
[09:53] Nagare
    Himuro-san.
[09:54] Nagare
    That friend you mentioned
    was Yagami, wasn't it?
[09:58] Himuro
    Yeah, he'll do anything if it's for money.
[10:03] Himuro
    He's a money-monger!
[10:05] Kaito
    Money-monger?!
[10:19] Mitsuo
    This is the beginning of
    Yagami's money-mongering tale
[10:22] Mitsuo
    that I heard from Himuro-san.
[10:27] Mitsuo
    He was originally a prefecture assembly
    member from a provincial city,
[10:30] Mitsuo
    a simple savings maniac whose hobby was
[10:33] Mitsuo
    to save money he earned from stocks.
[10:36] Mitsuo
    Then the Money Ghost Incident happened.
[10:40] Mitsuo
    He took great interest in the Money
    Ghost's ability to make money disappear.
[10:46] Mitsuo
    He devoted himself to studying it.
[10:50] Mitsuo
    After that, Yagami just kept
    climbing the ladder to success.
[10:53] Mitsuo
    His talent was recognized and he
    became the Cyber Bureau secretary,
[10:57] Mitsuo
    and was entrusted with managing cyberspace.
[11:00] Mitsuo
    With his administrative authority,
[11:02] Mitsuo
    he accessed banks around the world.
[11:06] Mitsuo
    Then he investigated the
    Money Ghost even more deeply.
[11:11] Mitsuo
    He looked into why he accomplished
    so much, yet failed,
[11:15] Mitsuo
    and came to a certain conclusion.
[11:19] Mitsuo
    The reason the Money Ghost was defeated
[11:21] Mitsuo
    was his warped view caused by poverty.
[11:24] Mitsuo
    However, poverty gives way to infinite avarice!
[11:27] Mitsuo
    It's that feeling of dissatisfaction
    that invites wealth—
[11:30] Mitsuo
    that invites money!
[11:34] Mitsuo
    Then Yagami fused himself with the Underbank,
[11:37] Mitsuo
    formed the Seven Gods of Suits,
[11:39] Mitsuo
    and set out to conquer all of Japan's money.
[11:42] Ai
    But to do all this just because he wants money...
[11:46] Himuro
    That's why Yagami is scary.
[11:48] Ai
    Huh?
[11:49] Himori
    He's just like a bottomless black hole.
[11:53] Hikari
    Something's weird with the Underbank!
[11:55] Kaito
    What did you say?
[11:57] Hikari
    A program is being constructed
    at an unbelievable pace!
[12:00] Himuro
    Stop it.
[12:01] Himuro
    That's Yagami's ultimate weapon for
    seizing all the fortunes of the world,
[12:07] Himuro
    the Ballistic Missile of Seizure!
[12:09] Kaito
    What?!
[12:10] Ai
    Do you even understand that?
[12:11] Kaito
    Ba-boom...
[12:12] Himuro
    In essence, the Missile of Seizure
[12:15] Himuro
    is a reinforced version of the Towers of Seizure.
[12:18] Himuro
    If they're completed and launched upon the world,
[12:21] Himuro
    the tornadoes occurring in Japan
    will spread across the whole world!
[12:26] Kaito
    What?!
[12:27] Ai
    Do you really understand?
[12:32] Mitsuo
    So where does all the money go?
[12:34] Mitsuo
    Surely not into Yagami's personal account?!
[12:37] Mitsuo
    If so, it would be in the bank!
[12:39] Himuro
    No. In Yagami himself.
[12:41] Kaito
    Huh?
[12:42] Himuro
    He is both himself and a fusion of the Underbank.
[12:46] Himuro
    He made himself into his own bank account.
[12:49] All
    Huh?
[12:50] Boo
    In other words, a "human-bank," ka-ching!
[12:54] Kaito
    What? A human bank... A bank man?
[12:58] Mitsuo
    That actually makes me a little jealous!
[13:01] Kaito
    But...
[13:02] Kaito
    No matter what happens,
[13:03] Kaito
    I won't let him get away with
    taking other people's money!
[13:06] Kaito
    Yagami, you jerk, I'm gonna rip you a
    new one, so you better brace yourself!
[13:09] Boo
    But first, Kaito...
[13:11] Boo
    Destroying the Missiles of
    Seizure takes priority, ka-ching.
[13:15] Kaito
    Oh, "butt" first?
[13:17] Kaito
    I've got a butt right here!
[13:19] Sekito
    We'll dive into the program?
[13:21] Mitsuo
    Yes!
[13:22] Mitsuo
    Victory goes to the swift!
[13:24] Mitsuo
    Big Money Company will wage all-out war!
[13:27] Kintetsu
    We heard your plan.
[13:29] Isshin
    There is little I can do,
    but I will assist you in your fight!
[13:32] Kaito
    Oh, Big Bro Kintetsu, Isshin!
[13:35] Mitsuo
    And everyone else from the resistance
    that we've helped so far.
[13:39] Mitsuo
    Let's accept their help!
[13:41] Taiga
    Yeah, it's our turn now!
[13:43] Ryouma
    All right!
[13:44] Martha
    Indeed.
[13:45] Dan
    Let's go on a rampage!
[13:47] Hana
    It's here! This feels like a final battle!
[13:50] Kaito
    All right, we're counting on you all!
[13:52] All
    Yeah!
[13:54] Sekito
    I'm going, too.
[13:56] ---
    Sekito!
[13:57] Mitsuo
    You can't! Not in the shape you're in!
[13:59] Sekito
    I'm fine.
[14:01] Kaito
    "Fine"? But that wound...
[14:04] Kaito
    Just let us take care of—
[14:06] Sekito
    How can I leave it to you?!
[14:07] Kaito
    But in your condition...
[14:08] Sekito
    I'll be fine!
[14:10] Kaito
    Why?!
[14:11] Sekito
    Because I'm data!
[14:18] Kaito
    Data?
[14:20] Sekito
    I...
[14:22] Sekito
    was created by my father, the Money Ghost.
[14:25] Sekito
    I'm nothing more than a program.
[14:28] Hikari
    Does that mean you're not human, then?
[14:33] Boo
    It's true, ka-ching!
[14:34] Boo
    He's not human, ka-ching!
[14:37] Fukuta
    That's why he doesn't eat
[14:39] Fukuta
    and was able to enter cyberspace
    without a Hero Suit, though?
[14:43] Mitsuo
    So he was always alone because
    he was data, not human...
[14:47] Kaito
    That doesn't matter!
[14:49] Mitsuo
    Huh?
[14:49] Isshin
    Kaito-dono.
[14:51] Sekito
    Kaito...
[14:52] Kaito
    The guy here now is Sekito, isn't it?!
[14:55] Kaito
    It doesn't matter if he's data or whatever.
[14:58] Kaito
    He's right here!
[14:59] Kaito
    I can touch him!
[15:01] Kaito
    He's still our Sekito!
[15:03] Sekito
    Idiot! I'm not human.
[15:06] Kaito
    Which of us is the idiot?
[15:07] Kaito
    Aren't you Big Money Company's
    Head of Hero Battles?!
[15:10] Kaito
    Our comrade?!
[15:12] Kaito
    Well, aren't you?!
[15:13] Mitsuo
    That's right, Sekito-kun.
[15:15] Fukuta
    He's right, though!
[15:17] Sekito
    Just how foolish—
[15:19] Kaito
    Never mind, let's go!
[15:20] Kaito
    Fukuta! Mitsuo!
[15:22] Kaito
    And Nagare, too!
[15:24] Kaito
    Let's get fired up before reporting for duty!
[15:26] All
    Yeah!
[15:27] Kaito
    We're doing it, Sekito!
[15:30] Sign
    Company President
[15:30] Kaito
    Company President, Kaito Gosho!
[15:32] Mitsuo
    Managing Director, Mitsuo Zaizen!
SIGN    Managing Director
[15:34] Fukuta
    Prophecy Chief, Fukuta Kanemaru!
[15:34] [SONG] Sign
    Prophecy Chief
[15:37] Nagare
    Head of Whatever, Nagare Amano!
SIGN    Head of Whatever
SIGN    Big Money Company
[15:39] All
    We are Big Money Company!
[15:42] Kaito
    Come on, Sekito, you do it, too.
[15:45] Sekito
    Why should I?
[15:48] Kaito
    We're doing Big Money Company's signature pose!
[15:51] Sekito
    I'll never do that!
[15:52] Kaito
    There's no helping you, is there?
[15:55] Kaito
    C'mon, get over here!
[15:57] Mitsuo
    Please come over!
[15:58] Fukuta
    Once you try it, it feels surprisingly good, though.
[16:01] Nagare
    Come on, Sekito, give it a shot!
[16:03] Mitsuo
    Come on! Start by holding out your business card!
[16:06] Kaito
    Here we go!
[16:07] All
    One more time!
[16:09] Kaito
    Company President, Kaito Gosho!
[16:09] sign
    Company President
[16:12] Mitsuo
    Managing Director, Mitsuo Zaizen!
SIGN    Managing Director
[16:14] Fukuta
    Prophecy Chief, Fukuta Kanemaru!
[16:14] [SONG] sign
    Prophecy Chief
[16:16] Nagare
    Head of Whatever, Nagare Amano!
SIGN    Head of Whatever
[16:19] Sekito
    H-Head of Hero Battles, Sekito...
SIGN    Head of Hero Battles
[16:23] Sekito
    Sakurada...
SIGN    Big Money Company
[16:25] All
    We are Big Money Company!
[16:28] Kaito
    Sekito, did you say it with us?!
[16:30] Sekito
    Idiot! I can't say that on the spot!
[16:33] Nagare
    Well, you'll get used to it eventually, Sekito.
[16:36] Sekito
    Who'd get used to this?
[16:37] Sekito
    Idiot!
[16:39] Sekito
    Forget that! Let's report for duty!
[16:42] Taiga
    That's right, Kaito.
[16:43] Taiga
    How long are you gonna keep us waiting?
[16:45] All
    We're all ready!
[16:47] Kaito
    Everyone!
[16:49] Mitsuo
    Let's go!
[16:50] All
    Yeah!
[16:51] Nagare
    To save everyone's town!
[16:52] Kaito
    Our country!
[16:54] All
    From Yagami's clutches!
[16:58] All
    Bank register, activate!
[17:01] All1
    Job change!
[17:05] Kaito
    Enter the Prize!
SIGN    Enter the Prize
[17:10] Taiga
    All right, Kaito!
[17:11] Ryouma
    Let's do this!
[17:12] Kaito
    Yeah! You all came, huh?
[17:15] ---
    Pratfall!
[17:16] Kaito
    Sekito, you're...
[17:17] Boo
    You forgot to change into
    your Hero Suit, ka-ching.
[17:19] Sekito
    Looks like he stole my
    Hero Suit data back then.
[17:24] Mitsuo
    Huh? What for?
[17:26] Sekito
    No clue.
[17:28] Sekito
    But there's still something I can do!
[17:35] Sekito
    Here we go!
[17:35] All
    Yeah!
[17:36] Sekito
    Follow me!
[17:40] Fukuta
    Though!
[17:44] Kaito
    What is this place?
[17:46] Sekito
    This is the Missile of Seizure's program airspace.
[17:50] Nagare
    I'm impressed you knew that.
[17:52] Sekito
    Despite appearances, I'm
    still a Cyber Bureau agent.
[17:54] Hana
    But aren't there a little too many?
[17:58] Kaito
    Yeah, there are...
[17:59] Nagare
    This is worth cleaning up.
[18:01] Fukuta
    Looks like it'll be done soon, though.
[18:03] Mitsuo
    We'd better destroy them while we can.
[18:06] Kintetsu
    Now I'm all fired up!
[18:07] Isshin
    I'll bust them to smithereens!
[18:08] Ai
    I'll snowball them into pieces!
[18:10] Taiga
    I'm itching to pound them!
[18:12] Dan
    It's a big job, all right.
[18:13] Kaito
    Yeah!
[18:14] Kaito
    It's a feast for our special attacks!
[18:17] Ryouma
    Let's hammer it with special attacks
    with all the money we have!
[18:20] All
    Yeah!
[18:21] Kaito
    Here we go!
[18:25] Kaito
    Explosive Gold Rush!
[18:29] Mitsuo
    Ultra Programming!
[18:32] Fukuta
    Tea Stacking Paradise!
[18:35] Ryouma
    Solo Bang Bang!
[18:38] Taiga
    Hyper Bash Cannon!
[18:41] Ai
    Snowman Blizzard!
[18:43] Sennen
    Good!
[18:45] Sennen
    Now, this is exciting!
[18:46] Sennen
    It's a special attack festival!
[18:48] Hikari
    Keep it up, everyone!
[18:50] Himuro
    Demon Cherry Blossom Brandish!
[18:53] Nagare
    Dragon $ Shot!
[18:55] Dan
    Burning Artillery!
[18:57] Isshin
    Wild Shark Slash!
[19:01] Kintetsu
    What's up?! What's up?! What's up?!
[19:02] Kintetsu
    What's Up Now?!
[19:06] Hana
    Here I go!
[19:08] Martha
    Occult Darts!
[19:09] Hana
    Kitty Cat Rush!
[19:14] Both
    We did it!
[19:16] Boo
    Yagami, you pig!
[19:17] Boo
    It's all over for you, ka-ching!
[19:21] Kaito
    What?!
[19:22] Yagami
    Good work, ignorant fools.
[19:24] Mitsuo
    That voice...
[19:26] Kaito
    It can't be!
[19:29] Yagami
    You all just destroyed a dummy program.
[19:32] Kaito
    What?!
[19:33] Yagami
    Your massive special attacks cost a lot of money.
[19:36] Yagami
    I converted them all into power
    for the Missiles of Seizure.
[19:41] Yagami
    In other words, I made them
    all the more powerful,
[19:45] Yagami
    thanks to all of you!
[19:49] Kaito
    So you were just...
[19:53] Hana
    Using us?
[19:57] Yagami
    That's right.
[19:59] Yagami
    Now, go!
[20:00] Yagami
    Respond to my power!
[20:11] Yagami
    Now, Missiles of Seizure!
[20:14] Kaito
    D-Don't!
[20:16] Yagami
    Launch!
[20:25] Yagami
    There's no stopping them now.
[20:27] Yagami
    All the money in the world is mine!
[20:32] Mitsuo
    If this keeps up...
[20:33] Fukuta
    The world is in big trouble!
[20:36] Kaito
    Stop!
[22:15] Nagare
    Next week, Kaito and I combine!
[22:18] Kaito
    Let's hit him with one good whack!
[22:19] Nagare
    Combining, and a good whack?!
    I'm going to go crazy—
[22:22] ---
    Hey!
[22:22] ---
    Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[22:23] Kaito
    Next time, "Union of Friendship!
SIGN    "Union of Friendship! The Yen-Dollar Million!!"
[22:25] Kaito
    The Yen-Dollar Million!!"
[22:27] Kaito
    Let's rake in the dough!