17 - Round 2! Adults Have Their Own Big Problems!!
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[00:00] Maki
The Hero Wars are white-hot now!
[00:03] Maki
This will be the final match
of the A block's first round!
[00:07] Maki
The powerful martial artist, Karate Deiku:
[00:10] Maki
Tetsunosuke Kanagata takes the stage!
[00:13] Kaito
Finally! I've been waiting!
[00:15] Maki
He'll be facing the "Black Wolf,"
[00:17] Maki
The Dostorbrewski: Rohan Yuri!
[00:21] Kintetsu
It looks like I'll be able to settle this at last!
[00:26] Mitsuo
That's the guy from the other day...
[00:27] Fukuta
His nickname was Black Wolf, though!
[00:30] Kaito
Big Bro Kintetsu!
[00:32] Kaito
Finish this up right away
[00:33] Kaito
and let's have a new hire
welcome party for Long!
[00:36] Mitsuo
New hire...
[00:38] Fukuta
..welcome party, though?
[00:40] Both
Bankfon G, activate!
[00:43] Kintetsu
Job change!
[00:45] Kintetsu
Karate Deiku!
SIGN Karate Deiku
[00:50] Rohan
Job change!
[00:57] Rohan
The Dostorbrewski!
SIGN The Dostorbrewski
[01:00] Announcer
Here we go!
[01:02] Announcer
The Hero Battle has begun!
SIGN HERO BANK
SIGN Round 2! Adults Have Their Own Problems!!
[02:35] Kaito
Round 2!
[02:36] Kaito
Adults Have Their Own Problems!
[02:44] Kintetsu
You look like a sturdy guy,
[02:46] Kintetsu
but I'm sure you're no match for my strength!
[02:48] Announcer
Karate Deiku launches a one-sided attack!
[02:50] Announcer
Overwhelming!
He's completely overwhelming him!
[02:52] Announcer
Will this be settled in a single stretch?!
[02:54] Kintetsu
Just you watch, Kaito!
[02:56] Kintetsu
I'll keep shooting to the top until
I have my match with you!
[03:00] Kintetsu
This is the end!
[03:02] Kintetsu
What's up?!
[03:03] Kintetsu
What's up?! What's up?! What's up?!
[03:06] Kintetsu
What's Up Now?!
[03:14] Rohan
What?
[03:15] Rohan
Did a bug land on me or something?
[03:17] Kintetsu
Impossible...
[03:18] Kintetsu
What's Up Now failed?!
[03:20] Rohan
I don't have time to worry
about scrap metal like this.
[03:32] Rohan
Russian Crisis!
[03:43] Announcer
I-It's over!
[03:45] Announcer
The winner: The Dostorbrewski!
[03:48] Announcer
A single hit!
[03:50] Announcer
He floored Karate Deiku in a single sit!
[03:53] Kaito
No way.
[03:55] Kaito
Big Bro Kintetsu...
[03:57] Maki
Now then, on to the next match-up.
[03:59] Fukuta
They're announcing the round 2 match-up, though.
SIGN Kaito Gosho
[04:00] [SONG] sign
Hot-blooded 5th Grader
Big Money Company President
SIGN Kakarimachi Tometoshi
SIGN Lucky Fight Leader
Fighting Father
[04:02] Mitsuo
Kaito-kun, Kaito-kun!
[04:03] Kaito
Huh?
[04:04] Mitsuo
It's your next opponent!
[04:06] Kaito
Y-Yeah!
[04:08] Kaito
"Dead End Section Chief"
(Kakarichou Domari)?
[04:10] Fukuta
Sort of a miserable name, though.
[04:13] Mitsuo
But he is a fight leader who
won his way into the Hero Wars.
[04:16] Mitsuo
Negligence is your worst enemy.
[04:18] Kaito
Yeah..
[04:19] Kaito
I'll definitely win, then fight that guy
[04:21] Kaito
and get revenge for Big Bro Kintetsu!
[04:33] Mitsuo
Never mind the new hire welcome party.
[04:35] Mitsuo
Let's devise countermeasures for the next fight.
[04:38] Kaito
No, that guy's more important...
[04:41] Kaito
I've got to think of a way to beat him.
[04:44] Fukuta
To oppose that sort of strength...
[04:47] Mitsuo
What can we do?
[04:49] Kaito
Oh, yeah, Long.
[04:50] Kaito
You're good at kung-fu, right?
[04:52] Long
Huh?
[04:52] Kaito
Teach me the secrets of kung-fu!
[04:55] Mitsuo
Long-kun again?
[04:57] Fukuta
Well, it might be good for reference, though.
[05:01] Long
The secrets of kung-fu...
[05:06] (Flashback) Grandpa
Become nothingness.
[05:07] (Flashback) Grandpa
Suppress your emotions in
order to become stronger.
[05:12] Long
To become nothingness.
[05:14] All
Nothingness?
[05:15] Long
The only way to become stronger
is to become nothingness.
[05:18] Long
Make thine autonomy weency.
[05:20] Kaito
Make my wee-wee weency?
[05:22] Fukuta
How does making it tiny help, though?
[05:24] Mitsuo
But, there is some truth in it.
[05:26] Mitsuo
They say casting away excessive emotions
[05:28] Mitsuo
like pride and greed for victory
and anxiety for defeat,
[05:31] Mitsuo
and possessing an empty heart is
the foundation of martial arts.
[05:35] Mitsuo
There is merit in trying out special
training in becoming nothingness!
[05:38] Kaito
All right! Let's give it a shot, then!
[05:40] Kaito
Becoming nothingness will be simple!
[05:42] Mitsuo
Hey, Kaito-kun!
[05:43] Fukuta
Wait, though!
[05:46] [SONG] sign
The Karaoke Singing Voice Shop
SIGN Don't Make Me Take Off My Hero Suit ♥
Ojanko Club
[05:52] Fukuta
Don't make me take off my Hero Suit!
[05:59] Mitsuo
Yeah! Yeah!
[06:01] Ai
Hey, what is this?
[06:03] Mitsuo
A welcome party for our new hire, Long-kun.
[06:05] Fukuta
He joined Big Money Company,
so we had to do it, though.
[06:09] Ai
That's not a very nice way to put it.
[06:12] Ai
And what's he doing?
[06:15] Fukuta
Trying to become nothingness, though.
[06:17] Ai
Nothingness?
[06:18] Fukuta
If he can reduce his presence to nothingness
at the new hire welcome party,
[06:22] ---
he'll be able to grasp the fundamental
principle of martial arts, though.
[06:24] Ai
No, that isn't what "becoming nothingness" means...
[06:27] Zouan
Oh, this song!
SIGN Hero
Buy Band
[06:29] Zouan
Hero!
[06:31] Zouan
When I turn into a Hero Suit!
[06:34] Zouan
And job change!
[06:37] Zouan
Into a Hero!
[06:38] Kaito
Hey, Gramps! That's my song!
[06:40] Kaito
What do you think you're doing singing it?!
[06:42] Zouan
Fool!
[06:43] Zouan
What's wrong with a grandfather
singing his grandchild's song?!
[06:46] Ai
"Nothingness" is a lost cause.
[06:48] Mitsuo
A lost cause, indeed.
[06:50] Fukuta
A lost cause, though.
[06:52] Kaito
Darn!
[06:53] Long
Didn't you say it would be simple?
[06:55] Long
Utterly illogical.
[06:57] Kaito
Yeah, butt-erly illogical!
[06:59] Kaito
Becoming nothingness is more
difficult than I thought.
[07:02] Long
If you can't, then don't.
[07:03] Long
What's impossible is impossible.
[07:05] Kaito
But if it's essential for becoming
stronger, then I can't give up!
[07:09] Kaito
It's for Big Bro Kintetsu's sake...
[07:12] Kaito
And for Big Money Company's sake, too!
[07:14] Fukuta
Kaito!
[07:15] Mitsuo
Kaito-kun!
[07:17] Kaito
But first, the bathroom!
[07:18] Kaito
The dog that walks finds the butt!
[07:20] Both
Pratfall!
SIGN Men
SIGN Women
[07:23] Kaito
Refreshed, cheeky, and a real gas!
[07:29] Kaito
Sorry about that.
[07:31] Man
My glasses, my glasses...
[07:35] kaito
Mister, I've seen you somewhere...
[07:40] Kaka
I am truly sorry.
[07:41] Kaka
I was careless to have
not noticed you one bit.
[07:45] Kaito
Huh, you didn't notice me?
[07:47] Kaito
Does that mean I was nothingness?
[07:52] Kaito
My Bankfon is wet!
[07:55] Kaito
It isn't working!
[07:56] Kaito
I won't be able to participate
in the Hero Wars!
[07:59] Kaito
This is super bad!
[08:01] Kaka
You're in the Hero Wars, too?
[08:03] Kaito
Oh, uh, well...
[08:05] Kaka
I am sorry!
[08:07] Kaka
I will absolutely reimburse you.
[08:09] Kaito
Hey, Mister, don't cry.
[08:11] Kaito
What's the matter all of a sudden?
[08:13] Kaka
Uh, yes!
[08:14] Kaka
The truth is I am participating
in the Hero Wars, as well.
[08:17] Kaka
Strange, isn't it?
[08:19] Kaka
That someone like me would
enter the Hero Wars...
[08:22] Kaito
No, that's not true—
[08:23] Kaka
Would you listen to me?!
[08:25] kaka
Our meeting here is some sort of fate!
[08:29] Kaito
I-I get it, so stop crying!
[08:32] Kaka
Despite how I look now,
[08:34] Kaka
I was wed to my wife after
a passionate affair.
[08:38] Kaito
Huh?
[08:39] Kaka
My wife is quite the striking beauty.
[08:44] Kaka
Oh, I may not look it,
[08:45] Kaka
but in my youth I was pretty popular myself.
[08:49] Kaka
We fell in love,
[08:51] Kaka
got married in no time,
[08:52] Kaka
and got the home of our own
we always yearned for!
[08:54] Kaka
With a 35-year loan, of course...
[08:57] Kaka
We were blessed with a son, too.
[08:59] Kaka
I frantically threw myself into my work,
[09:01] ---
and my wife supported me.
[09:04] Kaka
I was so blessed.
[09:06] Kaka
But...
[09:07] Kaka
At some point, we found ourselves
speaking less and avoiding each other...
[09:12] Kaka
Before long, the company declined
due to failed financing,
[09:15] Kaka
and before I knew it, I had no
place at work or at home...
[09:18] Kaka
No, see...
[09:19] Kaka
Suddenly, my wife started to spend
every day chasing down idols...
[09:22] Kaka
I can deal with having 20 years
left on the home loan, but...
[09:26] Kaito
The Hero Wars are—
[09:27] Kaka
That's where it begins!
[09:29] Kaka
One day, my son...
[09:31] Kaka
said he didn't want to turn out like his dad...
[09:35] Kaito
Mister...
[09:37] Kaka
I participated in the Hero
Wars with my mind set on
[09:41] Kaka
not wanting my son to look at me that way,
SIGN Big Money Bank
[09:43] Kaka
but between the preliminaries
and first round,
[09:45] Kaka
I used up all my fight money
in the blink of an eye.
[09:48] Kaka
So now I'm working part-time
at a karaoke shop, and yet...
[09:51] Kaka
I can't believe I broke a customer's Bankfon!
[09:57] Kaito
Don't cry!
[09:58] Kaito
I'm at fault, too.
[09:59] Kaito
Don't worry about reimbursing me!
[10:02] Kaito
It's okay! They say even kappas'
butts get washed away, right?
[10:05] ---
At times like this, just let
everything roll off your butt!
[10:10] Kaka
I don't understand what
you are saying very well,
[10:12] Kaka
but are you sure it's okay?
[10:14] Kaito
A warrior never goes back on his word!
[10:16] Kaka
Thank you. Thank you so much!
[10:20] Mitsuo
What?!
[10:21] Mitsuo
Your Bankfon was damaged?!
[10:26] Fukuta
What will we do, though?!
[10:27] Fukuta
The match is tomorrow, though!
[10:30] Mitsuo
Even if you sent it for repairs right now,
it might not be ready by tomorrow!
[10:34] Kaito
Actually, we don't have the
money to get it fixed, either.
[10:36] Fukuta
And you can't use our
Bankfons, either, though.
[10:41] Long
I'll do it.
[10:43] Mitsuo
Long-kun, you can fix it?
[10:45] Long
Show me.
[10:48] Long
I can manage a repair like this in a night.
[10:53] Long
In my country, kids tampering
with Bankfons is normal.
[10:57] Mitsuo
It doesn't seem very normal to me,
but maybe it's just my imagination.
[11:00] Kaito
All right! I'm counting on you, Long!
[11:03] Long
Yeah.
[11:19] Maki
Now for round 2 of the A block!
[11:23] Maki
I'm here with the Everyday Salaryman
who miraculously advanced this far,
[11:25] Maki
Dead End Section Chief-san
(Kakarichou Domari-san).
[11:28] Kaka
Uh, no, I'm Tometoshi Kakarimachi.
[11:31] Maki
Are you feeling motivated today?
[11:32] Kaka
My son is here to watch me
for the first time today,
[11:36] Kaka
so I want to win by all means,
and show him my cool side.
[11:39] Maki
Section Chief has made fair use of fanatic
prostration tactics and come out on top.
[11:45] Maki
I'm anticipating what sort of
accident he'll show us today!
[11:49] Hana
She's being awfully harsh on him.
[11:51] Kana
There's no way he'll lose
to an opponent like this.
[11:54] Mona
An instant kill, yes?
[11:56] Mitsuo
Long-kun is late.
[11:58] Mitsuo
It's about to start already.
[11:59] Voice
It's time. We're ready for you!
[12:02] Both
Huh?
[12:03] Maki
Section Chief takes the stage.
[12:05] kaka
No, like I said, it's "Kakarimachi."
[12:07] Maki
Moving on... Huh?
[12:10] Maki
Enter the Gold, Kaito Gosho, isn't entering.
[12:15] Hana
What's going on?
[12:17] Maki
At this rate, "Dead End Section Chief"
will win by default.
[12:21] Fukuta
What do we do, though?
[12:22] Mitsuo
I'm sure he couldn't repair it, Kaito-kun!
[12:26] Mitsuo
I knew it was unreasonable
to leave it to Long-kun.
[12:32] Long
Sorry I'm late...
[12:33] Kaito
I believed you'd make it in time.
[12:37] Long
You don't want to test it?
[12:39] Kaito
You repaired it, so there's no problem!
[12:44] Kaito
Sorry for the wait!
[12:46] Hana
Jeez! What were you doing?
[12:48] Kaka
You're...
[12:49] Kaito
Mister! A match is a match!
[12:51] Kaito
No hard feelings, no matter what happens!
[12:53] Kaka
Of course.
[12:59] Kaka
Let us both do our best.
[13:02] Kaito
Bankfon G, activate!
[13:04] Kaito
Job change!
[13:10] Kaito
Enter the Gold!
SIGN Enter the Gold
[13:15] Kaka
Job change!
[13:20] Kaka
Fighting corporate warrior,
SIGN Everyday Salaryman
[13:22] Kaka
Everyday Salaryman!
[13:24] Announcer
Here we go!
[13:26] Announcer
Hero Wars round 2!
[13:28] Announcer
Enter the Gold, Kaito Gosho, with enough
energy to knock down birds in flight,
[13:32] Announcer
versus the hard-working Japanese
salaryman, Tometoshi Kakarimachi!
[13:36] Announcer
Hero Battle!
[13:38] Both
Fight!
[13:43] Announcer
No effect!
[13:44] Announcer
Everyday Salaryman's attack has
absolutely no effect at all!
[13:49] Kaka
Then how about this?
[13:55] Kaito
Mister, are you all right?
SIGN Idol Star
[13:57] Son
Why did he think he could
enter the Hero Wars?
[14:00] Son
There's no way he'll win.
[14:02] Wife
You're right.
[14:02] Wife
What a waste of money.
[14:04] Wife
I don't even feel like cheering him on.
[14:06] Hana
It looks like he'll be able to win no problem.
[14:08] Fukuta
The match is his, though!
[14:09] Mona
Pretty boring as far as battles go.
[14:12] Announcer
Oh, what's the matter with Enter the Gold?
[14:15] Announcer
It looks like he doesn't even
have the will to attack!
[14:18] Kana
What's the meaning of this?
[14:19] Mitsuo
Kaito-kun!
[14:21] Kaito
I can't attack like this!
[14:23] Announcer
Enter the Gold abandons the battle!
[14:25] Announcer
It would indeed be difficult to
attack an opponent this pathetic!
[14:29] Mitsuo
What are you saying, Kaito-kun?!
[14:31] Fukuta
If you don't win, it'll be the end
of Big Money Company, though!
[14:37] Kaito
Th-That's right.
[14:38] Kaito
I've gotta win.
[14:40] Kaito
Mister, I'm sorry!
[14:41] Kaito
I'll finish this in one shot,
so don't resent me!
[14:45] Announcer
I guess that's as far as
a warrior's mercy goes!
[14:48] Kaito
Right-side Rising Uppercut!
[14:58] Announcer
Wh-Wh-What?!
[14:59] Announcer
His special attack fired back on himself!
[15:02] Mitsuo
Could it have been a bug?
[15:04] Fukuta
A bug?
[15:04] Mitsuo
I can only imagine he hit himself with his
special attack because his Bankfon is broken.
[15:10] Mitsuo
I knew Long-kun's repairs wouldn't be enough!
[15:13] Kaito
S-Seriously?
[15:18] Rohan
This was your doing?
[15:20] Rohan
You messed with his Bankfon's system
[15:23] Rohan
and configured it to attack himself when
he used a special attack, didn't you?
[15:27] Rohan
That was unnecessary.
[15:28] Long
It wasn't for you.
[15:30] Long
I did it because I was ordered to.
[15:32] Rohan
The Money Ghost?
[15:34] ---
I thought it was stupid of him to make
you get close to them as a spy...
[15:39] ---
Does that brat scare him that much?
[15:44] Kaka
I might be able to win.
[15:50] Kaka
Job switch!
[15:53] Kaka
Section Manager Salaryman!
SIGN Section Manager Salaryman
[15:55] Voice
Nice shot!
[15:56] Announcer
Whoa! Everyday Salaryman was promoted
to Section Manager Salaryman!
[15:59] Announcer
No, he job switched!
[16:01] Wife
Please. Becoming a section manager won't help.
[16:04] Kaka
Polite Bowing Crush!
[16:15] Kaka
Golf with Umbrella!
[16:19] Announcer
Whether it's cool or not, it's effective!
[16:22] Announcer
This time it's certainly effective!
[16:25] Kaito
If I can't use my special attacks,
[16:27] Kaito
all I can do is defend.
[16:29] Kaito
If it's come to this,
I just have to do what I can!
[16:32] Kaka
Still planning to keep going,
[16:34] Kaka
even though you can't
use any special attacks?
[16:36] Kaito
Obviously!
[16:37] Kaito
How could I give up just because
I can't use my special attacks?
[16:40] Kaito
Don't underestimate elementary schoolers!
[16:42] Kaka
Understood.
[16:44] Kaka
In that case, I'll fight to the end, as well!
[16:46] Kaka
Polite Bowing Bombardment Crush!
[16:50] ---
Crush! Crush! Crush!
[16:53] Fukuta
Kaito just keeps taking hits, though.
[16:55] Mitsuo
The bug appeared via special attacks.
[16:57] Mitsuo
There's no telling what would happen
if he attacked poorly or job switched!
[17:03] Announcer
What's this?
[17:06] Announcer
Section Manager Salaryman took damage, too!
[17:08] Announcer
He's hurting himself with the
burden of his furious attacks!
[17:12] Wife
That's right.
[17:13] Wife
There's no way he's skilled enough
to deal with being a section manager.
[17:16] Kaka
I'm aware...
[17:18] Kaka
I can't become a section
manager in real life...
[17:23] Kaka
But, I...
[17:28] Kaka
can't lose!
[17:29] Kaito
Neither can I!
[17:31] Kaka
Job switch!
[17:37] Kaka
Department Manager Salaryman!
SIGN Approved
SIGN Department Manager Salaryman
[17:42] Wife
You can't be a department manager!
[17:44] Wife
Do you want to die?
[17:45] Son
Dad!
[17:48] Kaka
Noboru!
[17:50] Kaka
Your dad won't stop at just
being a section chief!
[17:53] Kaka
I'll show you the man in
front of you isn't a quitter!
[18:07] Kaito
Stop it, Mister!
[18:08] Kaito
If you do any more, you'll...
[18:12] Kaka
I won't stop!
[18:14] Kaka
Even if the world laughs at me,
[18:15] Kaka
even if I have no place at work or at home,
[18:17] Kaka
my family is still my treasure!
[18:20] Kaka
Don't underestimate middle-aged men!
[18:23] Kaito
I can't lose, but I don't want him to lose, either!
[18:28] Mitsuo
Don't think about anything unnecessary!
[18:30] Fukuta
Bring your heart to nothingness, though!
[18:33] Kaito
That's it!
[18:35] Kaito
Become nothingness!
[18:37] Kaito
Nothingness... Nothingness...
[18:39] Kaito
Become nothingness...
[18:40] Kaito
I can become nothingness!
[18:42] Kaito
Become nothingness already!
[18:44] Kaito
Nothingness...
[18:47] Kaito
Don't steal my song!
[18:55] ---
Incredible!
[18:56] Announcer
Department Manager Salaryman's
Hero Suit has finally vanished!
[18:59] Announcer
He's helpless!
[19:01] Kaito
No!
[19:06] Kaito
If you've got no Hero Suit,
then I don't need mine, either!
[19:10] Kaito
It's a fist to fist...
[19:12] Kaito
Butt to butt...
[19:14] Kaito
Man to man match!
[19:17] Kaka
I'll accept!
[19:19] Kaito
Don't pull your punches just because
I'm an elementary schooler!
[19:22] Kaka
Don't hold back just because
I'm a middle-aged man!
[19:32] Kaito
Ow!
[19:37] Announcer
It's over!
[19:39] Announcer
The winner is Kaito Gosho!
[19:47] Kaka
Thank you.
[19:48] Kaka
I feel I've learned something
important thanks to you.
[19:52] Kaito
Oh, don't make me blush.
[19:55] Kaito
They came to take you home?
[20:00] Kaito
See ya later.
[20:03] Son
Dad.
[20:04] Kaka
Noboru.
[20:06] Boy
Let's go home together.
[20:10] Kaka
Yeah.
[20:11] Wife
Dear.
[20:14] Kaka
M-Miyuki...
[20:17] Kaito
Sorry to keep you.
[20:18] Kaito
Also, thanks, Long.
[20:21] Kaito
You said it, right?
[20:22] (Flashback) Long
If you can't, then don't.
[20:24] (Flashback) Long
What's impossible is impossible.
[20:25] Kaito
It's just like you said.
[20:27] Kaito
I'll do what I can.
[20:30] Kaito
They say "the last drop
makes the butt run over."
[20:32] Mitsuo
If you're going to say that,
it's "makes the cup run over."
[20:34] Fukuta
That sounds like Kaito, so it's fine, though.
[22:15] Mitsuo
Next week will be a fierce fight
with one's own flesh and blood!
[22:18] Kaito
No, it'll be a fierce fight
fought with flesh and butt!
[22:20] Ai
Don't say "butt this,
butt that" while we're eating!
[22:22] Kaito
If you say that, I'm done for!
SIGN "Heavy Attire! The Dostorbrewski!!"
[22:24] Kaito
Next time:
"Heavy Attire! The Dostorbrewski!!"
[22:27] Kaito
Let's rake in the dough!
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