17 - Round 2! Adults Have Their Own Big Problems!! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Maki     The Hero Wars are white-hot now! [00:03] Maki     This will be the final match     of the A block's first round! [00:07] Maki     The powerful martial artist, Karate Deiku: [00:10] Maki     Tetsunosuke Kanagata takes the stage! [00:13] Kaito     Finally! I've been waiting! [00:15] Maki     He'll be facing the "Black Wolf," [00:17] Maki     The Dostorbrewski: Rohan Yuri! [00:21] Kintetsu     It looks like I'll be able to settle this at last! [00:26] Mitsuo     That's the guy from the other day... [00:27] Fukuta     His nickname was Black Wolf, though! [00:30] Kaito     Big Bro Kintetsu! [00:32] Kaito     Finish this up right away [00:33] Kaito     and let's have a new hire     welcome party for Long! [00:36] Mitsuo     New hire... [00:38] Fukuta     ..welcome party, though? [00:40] Both     Bankfon G, activate! [00:43] Kintetsu     Job change! [00:45] Kintetsu     Karate Deiku! SIGN    Karate Deiku [00:50] Rohan     Job change! [00:57] Rohan     The Dostorbrewski! SIGN    The Dostorbrewski [01:00] Announcer     Here we go! [01:02] Announcer     The Hero Battle has begun! SIGN    HERO BANK SIGN    Round 2! Adults Have Their Own Problems!! [02:35] Kaito     Round 2! [02:36] Kaito     Adults Have Their Own Problems! [02:44] Kintetsu     You look like a sturdy guy, [02:46] Kintetsu     but I'm sure you're no match for my strength! [02:48] Announcer     Karate Deiku launches a one-sided attack! [02:50] Announcer     Overwhelming!     He's completely overwhelming him! [02:52] Announcer     Will this be settled in a single stretch?! [02:54] Kintetsu     Just you watch, Kaito! [02:56] Kintetsu     I'll keep shooting to the top until     I have my match with you! [03:00] Kintetsu     This is the end! [03:02] Kintetsu     What's up?! [03:03] Kintetsu     What's up?! What's up?! What's up?! [03:06] Kintetsu     What's Up Now?! [03:14] Rohan     What? [03:15] Rohan     Did a bug land on me or something? [03:17] Kintetsu     Impossible... [03:18] Kintetsu     What's Up Now failed?! [03:20] Rohan     I don't have time to worry     about scrap metal like this. [03:32] Rohan     Russian Crisis! [03:43] Announcer     I-It's over! [03:45] Announcer     The winner: The Dostorbrewski! [03:48] Announcer     A single hit! [03:50] Announcer     He floored Karate Deiku in a single sit! [03:53] Kaito     No way. [03:55] Kaito     Big Bro Kintetsu... [03:57] Maki     Now then, on to the next match-up. [03:59] Fukuta     They're announcing the round 2 match-up, though. SIGN    Kaito Gosho [04:00] [SONG] sign     Hot-blooded 5th Grader          Big Money Company President SIGN    Kakarimachi Tometoshi SIGN    Lucky Fight Leader          Fighting Father [04:02] Mitsuo     Kaito-kun, Kaito-kun! [04:03] Kaito     Huh? [04:04] Mitsuo     It's your next opponent! [04:06] Kaito     Y-Yeah! [04:08] Kaito     "Dead End Section Chief"     (Kakarichou Domari)? [04:10] Fukuta     Sort of a miserable name, though. [04:13] Mitsuo     But he is a fight leader who     won his way into the Hero Wars. [04:16] Mitsuo     Negligence is your worst enemy. [04:18] Kaito     Yeah.. [04:19] Kaito     I'll definitely win, then fight that guy [04:21] Kaito     and get revenge for Big Bro Kintetsu! [04:33] Mitsuo     Never mind the new hire welcome party. [04:35] Mitsuo     Let's devise countermeasures for the next fight. [04:38] Kaito     No, that guy's more important... [04:41] Kaito     I've got to think of a way to beat him. [04:44] Fukuta     To oppose that sort of strength... [04:47] Mitsuo     What can we do? [04:49] Kaito     Oh, yeah, Long. [04:50] Kaito     You're good at kung-fu, right? [04:52] Long     Huh? [04:52] Kaito     Teach me the secrets of kung-fu! [04:55] Mitsuo     Long-kun again? [04:57] Fukuta     Well, it might be good for reference, though. [05:01] Long     The secrets of kung-fu... [05:06] (Flashback) Grandpa     Become nothingness. [05:07] (Flashback) Grandpa     Suppress your emotions in     order to become stronger. [05:12] Long     To become nothingness. [05:14] All     Nothingness? [05:15] Long     The only way to become stronger     is to become nothingness. [05:18] Long     Make thine autonomy weency. [05:20] Kaito     Make my wee-wee weency? [05:22] Fukuta     How does making it tiny help, though? [05:24] Mitsuo     But, there is some truth in it. [05:26] Mitsuo     They say casting away excessive emotions [05:28] Mitsuo     like pride and greed for victory     and anxiety for defeat, [05:31] Mitsuo     and possessing an empty heart is     the foundation of martial arts. [05:35] Mitsuo     There is merit in trying out special     training in becoming nothingness! [05:38] Kaito     All right! Let's give it a shot, then! [05:40] Kaito     Becoming nothingness will be simple! [05:42] Mitsuo     Hey, Kaito-kun! [05:43] Fukuta     Wait, though! [05:46] [SONG] sign     The Karaoke Singing Voice Shop SIGN    Don't Make Me Take Off My Hero Suit ♥     Ojanko Club [05:52] Fukuta     Don't make me take off my Hero Suit! [05:59] Mitsuo     Yeah! Yeah! [06:01] Ai     Hey, what is this? [06:03] Mitsuo     A welcome party for our new hire, Long-kun. [06:05] Fukuta     He joined Big Money Company,     so we had to do it, though. [06:09] Ai     That's not a very nice way to put it. [06:12] Ai     And what's he doing? [06:15] Fukuta     Trying to become nothingness, though. [06:17] Ai     Nothingness? [06:18] Fukuta     If he can reduce his presence to nothingness     at the new hire welcome party, [06:22] ---     he'll be able to grasp the fundamental     principle of martial arts, though. [06:24] Ai     No, that isn't what "becoming nothingness" means... [06:27] Zouan     Oh, this song! SIGN    Hero     Buy Band [06:29] Zouan     Hero! [06:31] Zouan     When I turn into a Hero Suit! [06:34] Zouan     And job change! [06:37] Zouan     Into a Hero! [06:38] Kaito     Hey, Gramps! That's my song! [06:40] Kaito     What do you think you're doing singing it?! [06:42] Zouan     Fool! [06:43] Zouan     What's wrong with a grandfather     singing his grandchild's song?! [06:46] Ai     "Nothingness" is a lost cause. [06:48] Mitsuo     A lost cause, indeed. [06:50] Fukuta     A lost cause, though. [06:52] Kaito     Darn! [06:53] Long     Didn't you say it would be simple? [06:55] Long     Utterly illogical. [06:57] Kaito     Yeah, butt-erly illogical! [06:59] Kaito     Becoming nothingness is more     difficult than I thought. [07:02] Long     If you can't, then don't. [07:03] Long     What's impossible is impossible. [07:05] Kaito     But if it's essential for becoming     stronger, then I can't give up! [07:09] Kaito     It's for Big Bro Kintetsu's sake... [07:12] Kaito     And for Big Money Company's sake, too! [07:14] Fukuta     Kaito! [07:15] Mitsuo     Kaito-kun! [07:17] Kaito     But first, the bathroom! [07:18] Kaito     The dog that walks finds the butt! [07:20] Both     Pratfall! SIGN    Men SIGN    Women [07:23] Kaito     Refreshed, cheeky, and a real gas! [07:29] Kaito     Sorry about that. [07:31] Man     My glasses, my glasses... [07:35] kaito     Mister, I've seen you somewhere... [07:40] Kaka     I am truly sorry. [07:41] Kaka     I was careless to have     not noticed you one bit. [07:45] Kaito     Huh, you didn't notice me? [07:47] Kaito     Does that mean I was nothingness? [07:52] Kaito     My Bankfon is wet! [07:55] Kaito     It isn't working! [07:56] Kaito     I won't be able to participate     in the Hero Wars! [07:59] Kaito     This is super bad! [08:01] Kaka     You're in the Hero Wars, too? [08:03] Kaito     Oh, uh, well... [08:05] Kaka     I am sorry! [08:07] Kaka     I will absolutely reimburse you. [08:09] Kaito     Hey, Mister, don't cry. [08:11] Kaito     What's the matter all of a sudden? [08:13] Kaka     Uh, yes! [08:14] Kaka     The truth is I am participating     in the Hero Wars, as well. [08:17] Kaka     Strange, isn't it? [08:19] Kaka     That someone like me would     enter the Hero Wars... [08:22] Kaito     No, that's not true— [08:23] Kaka     Would you listen to me?! [08:25] kaka     Our meeting here is some sort of fate! [08:29] Kaito     I-I get it, so stop crying! [08:32] Kaka     Despite how I look now, [08:34] Kaka     I was wed to my wife after     a passionate affair. [08:38] Kaito     Huh? [08:39] Kaka     My wife is quite the striking beauty. [08:44] Kaka     Oh, I may not look it, [08:45] Kaka     but in my youth I was pretty popular myself. [08:49] Kaka     We fell in love, [08:51] Kaka     got married in no time, [08:52] Kaka     and got the home of our own     we always yearned for! [08:54] Kaka     With a 35-year loan, of course... [08:57] Kaka     We were blessed with a son, too. [08:59] Kaka     I frantically threw myself into my work, [09:01] ---     and my wife supported me. [09:04] Kaka     I was so blessed. [09:06] Kaka     But... [09:07] Kaka     At some point, we found ourselves     speaking less and avoiding each other... [09:12] Kaka     Before long, the company declined     due to failed financing, [09:15] Kaka     and before I knew it, I had no     place at work or at home... [09:18] Kaka     No, see... [09:19] Kaka     Suddenly, my wife started to spend     every day chasing down idols... [09:22] Kaka     I can deal with having 20 years     left on the home loan, but... [09:26] Kaito     The Hero Wars are— [09:27] Kaka     That's where it begins! [09:29] Kaka     One day, my son... [09:31] Kaka     said he didn't want to turn out like his dad... [09:35] Kaito     Mister... [09:37] Kaka     I participated in the Hero     Wars with my mind set on [09:41] Kaka     not wanting my son to look at me that way, SIGN    Big Money Bank [09:43] Kaka     but between the preliminaries     and first round, [09:45] Kaka     I used up all my fight money     in the blink of an eye. [09:48] Kaka     So now I'm working part-time     at a karaoke shop, and yet... [09:51] Kaka     I can't believe I broke a customer's Bankfon! [09:57] Kaito     Don't cry! [09:58] Kaito     I'm at fault, too. [09:59] Kaito     Don't worry about reimbursing me! [10:02] Kaito     It's okay! They say even kappas'     butts get washed away, right? [10:05] ---     At times like this, just let     everything roll off your butt! [10:10] Kaka     I don't understand what     you are saying very well, [10:12] Kaka     but are you sure it's okay? [10:14] Kaito     A warrior never goes back on his word! [10:16] Kaka     Thank you. Thank you so much! [10:20] Mitsuo     What?! [10:21] Mitsuo     Your Bankfon was damaged?! [10:26] Fukuta     What will we do, though?! [10:27] Fukuta     The match is tomorrow, though! [10:30] Mitsuo     Even if you sent it for repairs right now,     it might not be ready by tomorrow! [10:34] Kaito     Actually, we don't have the     money to get it fixed, either. [10:36] Fukuta     And you can't use our     Bankfons, either, though. [10:41] Long     I'll do it. [10:43] Mitsuo     Long-kun, you can fix it? [10:45] Long     Show me. [10:48] Long     I can manage a repair like this in a night. [10:53] Long     In my country, kids tampering     with Bankfons is normal. [10:57] Mitsuo     It doesn't seem very normal to me,     but maybe it's just my imagination. [11:00] Kaito     All right! I'm counting on you, Long! [11:03] Long     Yeah. [11:19] Maki     Now for round 2 of the A block! [11:23] Maki     I'm here with the Everyday Salaryman     who miraculously advanced this far, [11:25] Maki     Dead End Section Chief-san     (Kakarichou Domari-san). [11:28] Kaka     Uh, no, I'm Tometoshi Kakarimachi. [11:31] Maki     Are you feeling motivated today? [11:32] Kaka     My son is here to watch me     for the first time today, [11:36] Kaka     so I want to win by all means,     and show him my cool side. [11:39] Maki     Section Chief has made fair use of fanatic     prostration tactics and come out on top. [11:45] Maki     I'm anticipating what sort of     accident he'll show us today! [11:49] Hana     She's being awfully harsh on him. [11:51] Kana     There's no way he'll lose     to an opponent like this. [11:54] Mona     An instant kill, yes? [11:56] Mitsuo     Long-kun is late. [11:58] Mitsuo     It's about to start already. [11:59] Voice     It's time. We're ready for you! [12:02] Both     Huh? [12:03] Maki     Section Chief takes the stage. [12:05] kaka     No, like I said, it's "Kakarimachi." [12:07] Maki     Moving on... Huh? [12:10] Maki     Enter the Gold, Kaito Gosho, isn't entering. [12:15] Hana     What's going on? [12:17] Maki     At this rate, "Dead End Section Chief"     will win by default. [12:21] Fukuta     What do we do, though? [12:22] Mitsuo     I'm sure he couldn't repair it, Kaito-kun! [12:26] Mitsuo     I knew it was unreasonable     to leave it to Long-kun. [12:32] Long     Sorry I'm late... [12:33] Kaito     I believed you'd make it in time. [12:37] Long     You don't want to test it? [12:39] Kaito     You repaired it, so there's no problem! [12:44] Kaito     Sorry for the wait! [12:46] Hana     Jeez! What were you doing? [12:48] Kaka     You're... [12:49] Kaito     Mister! A match is a match! [12:51] Kaito     No hard feelings, no matter what happens! [12:53] Kaka     Of course. [12:59] Kaka     Let us both do our best. [13:02] Kaito     Bankfon G, activate! [13:04] Kaito     Job change! [13:10] Kaito     Enter the Gold! SIGN    Enter the Gold [13:15] Kaka     Job change! [13:20] Kaka     Fighting corporate warrior, SIGN    Everyday Salaryman [13:22] Kaka     Everyday Salaryman! [13:24] Announcer     Here we go! [13:26] Announcer     Hero Wars round 2! [13:28] Announcer     Enter the Gold, Kaito Gosho, with enough     energy to knock down birds in flight, [13:32] Announcer     versus the hard-working Japanese     salaryman, Tometoshi Kakarimachi! [13:36] Announcer     Hero Battle! [13:38] Both     Fight! [13:43] Announcer     No effect! [13:44] Announcer     Everyday Salaryman's attack has     absolutely no effect at all! [13:49] Kaka     Then how about this? [13:55] Kaito     Mister, are you all right? SIGN    Idol Star [13:57] Son     Why did he think he could     enter the Hero Wars? [14:00] Son     There's no way he'll win. [14:02] Wife     You're right. [14:02] Wife     What a waste of money. [14:04] Wife     I don't even feel like cheering him on. [14:06] Hana     It looks like he'll be able to win no problem. [14:08] Fukuta     The match is his, though! [14:09] Mona     Pretty boring as far as battles go. [14:12] Announcer     Oh, what's the matter with Enter the Gold? [14:15] Announcer     It looks like he doesn't even     have the will to attack! [14:18] Kana     What's the meaning of this? [14:19] Mitsuo     Kaito-kun! [14:21] Kaito     I can't attack like this! [14:23] Announcer     Enter the Gold abandons the battle! [14:25] Announcer     It would indeed be difficult to     attack an opponent this pathetic! [14:29] Mitsuo     What are you saying, Kaito-kun?! [14:31] Fukuta     If you don't win, it'll be the end     of Big Money Company, though! [14:37] Kaito     Th-That's right. [14:38] Kaito     I've gotta win. [14:40] Kaito     Mister, I'm sorry! [14:41] Kaito     I'll finish this in one shot,     so don't resent me! [14:45] Announcer     I guess that's as far as     a warrior's mercy goes! [14:48] Kaito     Right-side Rising Uppercut! [14:58] Announcer     Wh-Wh-What?! [14:59] Announcer     His special attack fired back on himself! [15:02] Mitsuo     Could it have been a bug? [15:04] Fukuta     A bug? [15:04] Mitsuo     I can only imagine he hit himself with his     special attack because his Bankfon is broken. [15:10] Mitsuo     I knew Long-kun's repairs wouldn't be enough! [15:13] Kaito     S-Seriously? [15:18] Rohan     This was your doing? [15:20] Rohan     You messed with his Bankfon's system [15:23] Rohan     and configured it to attack himself when     he used a special attack, didn't you? [15:27] Rohan     That was unnecessary. [15:28] Long     It wasn't for you. [15:30] Long     I did it because I was ordered to. [15:32] Rohan     The Money Ghost? [15:34] ---     I thought it was stupid of him to make     you get close to them as a spy... [15:39] ---     Does that brat scare him that much? [15:44] Kaka     I might be able to win. [15:50] Kaka     Job switch! [15:53] Kaka     Section Manager Salaryman! SIGN    Section Manager Salaryman [15:55] Voice     Nice shot! [15:56] Announcer     Whoa! Everyday Salaryman was promoted     to Section Manager Salaryman! [15:59] Announcer     No, he job switched! [16:01] Wife     Please. Becoming a section manager won't help. [16:04] Kaka     Polite Bowing Crush! [16:15] Kaka     Golf with Umbrella! [16:19] Announcer     Whether it's cool or not, it's effective! [16:22] Announcer     This time it's certainly effective! [16:25] Kaito     If I can't use my special attacks, [16:27] Kaito     all I can do is defend. [16:29] Kaito     If it's come to this,     I just have to do what I can! [16:32] Kaka     Still planning to keep going, [16:34] Kaka     even though you can't     use any special attacks? [16:36] Kaito     Obviously! [16:37] Kaito     How could I give up just because     I can't use my special attacks? [16:40] Kaito     Don't underestimate elementary schoolers! [16:42] Kaka     Understood. [16:44] Kaka     In that case, I'll fight to the end, as well! [16:46] Kaka     Polite Bowing Bombardment Crush! [16:50] ---     Crush! Crush! Crush! [16:53] Fukuta     Kaito just keeps taking hits, though. [16:55] Mitsuo     The bug appeared via special attacks. [16:57] Mitsuo     There's no telling what would happen     if he attacked poorly or job switched! [17:03] Announcer     What's this? [17:06] Announcer     Section Manager Salaryman took damage, too! [17:08] Announcer     He's hurting himself with the     burden of his furious attacks! [17:12] Wife     That's right. [17:13] Wife     There's no way he's skilled enough     to deal with being a section manager. [17:16] Kaka     I'm aware... [17:18] Kaka     I can't become a section     manager in real life... [17:23] Kaka     But, I... [17:28] Kaka     can't lose! [17:29] Kaito     Neither can I! [17:31] Kaka     Job switch! [17:37] Kaka     Department Manager Salaryman! SIGN    Approved SIGN    Department Manager Salaryman [17:42] Wife     You can't be a department manager! [17:44] Wife     Do you want to die? [17:45] Son     Dad! [17:48] Kaka     Noboru! [17:50] Kaka     Your dad won't stop at just     being a section chief! [17:53] Kaka     I'll show you the man in     front of you isn't a quitter! [18:07] Kaito     Stop it, Mister! [18:08] Kaito     If you do any more, you'll... [18:12] Kaka     I won't stop! [18:14] Kaka     Even if the world laughs at me, [18:15] Kaka     even if I have no place at work or at home, [18:17] Kaka     my family is still my treasure! [18:20] Kaka     Don't underestimate middle-aged men! [18:23] Kaito     I can't lose, but I don't want him to lose, either! [18:28] Mitsuo     Don't think about anything unnecessary! [18:30] Fukuta     Bring your heart to nothingness, though! [18:33] Kaito     That's it! [18:35] Kaito     Become nothingness! [18:37] Kaito     Nothingness... Nothingness... [18:39] Kaito     Become nothingness... [18:40] Kaito     I can become nothingness! [18:42] Kaito     Become nothingness already! [18:44] Kaito     Nothingness... [18:47] Kaito     Don't steal my song! [18:55] ---     Incredible! [18:56] Announcer     Department Manager Salaryman's     Hero Suit has finally vanished! [18:59] Announcer     He's helpless! [19:01] Kaito     No! [19:06] Kaito     If you've got no Hero Suit,     then I don't need mine, either! [19:10] Kaito     It's a fist to fist... [19:12] Kaito     Butt to butt... [19:14] Kaito     Man to man match! [19:17] Kaka     I'll accept! [19:19] Kaito     Don't pull your punches just because     I'm an elementary schooler! [19:22] Kaka     Don't hold back just because     I'm a middle-aged man! [19:32] Kaito     Ow! [19:37] Announcer     It's over! [19:39] Announcer     The winner is Kaito Gosho! [19:47] Kaka     Thank you. [19:48] Kaka     I feel I've learned something     important thanks to you. [19:52] Kaito     Oh, don't make me blush. [19:55] Kaito     They came to take you home? [20:00] Kaito     See ya later. [20:03] Son     Dad. [20:04] Kaka     Noboru. [20:06] Boy     Let's go home together. [20:10] Kaka     Yeah. [20:11] Wife     Dear. [20:14] Kaka     M-Miyuki... [20:17] Kaito     Sorry to keep you. [20:18] Kaito     Also, thanks, Long. [20:21] Kaito     You said it, right? [20:22] (Flashback) Long     If you can't, then don't. [20:24] (Flashback) Long     What's impossible is impossible. [20:25] Kaito     It's just like you said. [20:27] Kaito     I'll do what I can. [20:30] Kaito     They say "the last drop     makes the butt run over." [20:32] Mitsuo     If you're going to say that,     it's "makes the cup run over." [20:34] Fukuta     That sounds like Kaito, so it's fine, though. [22:15] Mitsuo     Next week will be a fierce fight     with one's own flesh and blood! [22:18] Kaito     No, it'll be a fierce fight     fought with flesh and butt! [22:20] Ai     Don't say "butt this,     butt that" while we're eating! [22:22] Kaito     If you say that, I'm done for! SIGN    "Heavy Attire! The Dostorbrewski!!" [22:24] Kaito     Next time:     "Heavy Attire! The Dostorbrewski!!" [22:27] Kaito     Let's rake in the dough!