6 - Big Detention Panic! Black Cat Shadow Kitty!!
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[00:01] Announcer
Whoa!
[00:02] Announcer
Kung Fu Batter has been
driven into a corner!
[00:14] Announcer
Winner: Shadow Kitty!
SIGN HERO BANK
SIGN Big Detention Panic! Black Cat Shadow Kitty!!
[01:48] Kaito
Big Detention Panic!
[01:49] Kaito
Black Cat Shadow Kitty!
SIGN Big Money Company
[01:52] Kaito/Fukuta
The yodeling club has been abolished?!
[01:55] Mitsuo
That's right.
[01:56] Mitsuo
The yodeling club holds a rich 35-year history,
[01:59] Mitsuo
but none of their present
members can yodel,
[02:02] Mitsuo
so they've said they won't
be able to remain active.
[02:05] Mitsuo
This is a business opportunity!
[02:08] Kaito
How so?
[02:09] Mitsuo
If we could use the
yodeling club's empty room
[02:12] Mitsuo
as Big Money Company's base of operations,
[02:14] Mitsuo
we can expand our operations
in one big sweep!
[02:18] Fukuta
That clubroom is big and comfy, though!
[02:22] Mitsuo
The Hero Wars are important, too,
[02:24] Mitsuo
but so are our daily company operations.
[02:27] Kaito
If that's the case,
[02:28] Kaito
let's go have a talk with the student
council president about using the room!
[02:32] Others
Yeah!
[02:34] Kaito
You're coming along too, right, Nagare?
[02:35] Nagare
Huh?
[02:36] Kaito
Since you've always got my back!
[02:39] Nagare
Y-Yeah...
[02:40] Kaito
All right! Let's turn the yodeling
clubroom into our base of operations!
[02:45] ---
Yeah!
[02:46] Hana
That's never going to happen.
[02:49] Hana
Hello, Big Money Company
President, Kaito Gosho-san.
[02:54] Kaito
You guys...
[02:57] Kaito
are who again?
[03:00] ---
Hey, what was that about?
[03:02] Kana
An anachronistic gag.
[03:04] Hana
We came to see what sort of room
you were operating out of.
[03:08] Hana
I never expected a place like this.
[03:09] Kaito
Why're you acting all high-and-mighty?
[03:11] Kaito
Who the heck are you?!
[03:13] Mitsuo
You don't know, Kaito-kun?
[03:15] Mitsuo
They're girls from the class next door
who run a company like we do.
[03:20] Hana
Hello.
[03:22] Hana
I'm Money-grubbing Corporation's
chairman of the board, Hana Akinai.
[03:26] Kana
I'm sales manager, Kana Eigyou.
Nice to meet you.
[03:30] Mona
Greetings. I'm head of strategic
management, Mona Shiharai.
[03:36] Hana
Unlike your company,
which is just a big game,
[03:39] Hana
we're developing a true enterprise.
[03:41] Hana
Sorry to say,
[03:42] Hana
but we're the ones getting the
yodeling clubroom, so just give it up.
[03:47] Kana
We're sorry!
[03:49] Mona
Your chances are nil.
[03:51] Kaito
You're calling our company a big game?!
[03:53] Kaito
You just barged in and
started making decisions!
[03:56] Fukuta
We should have the right
to use it, too, though.
[03:59] Hana
No, you don't!
[04:01] Kaito
Huh?
[04:02] Hana
Mona, show them that.
[04:04] Mona
Right away!
SIGN "You can use the yodeling club's room if the club is abolished." -Yodeling Club
[04:06] Nagare
"You can use the yodeling club's
room if the club is abolished"?
[04:10] Fukuta
It looks like they promised
that awfully lightheartedly.
[04:15] Kaito
So what of it?
[04:16] Kaito
Who actually promised that?
[04:19] Hana
The student council president.
[04:20] Others
The student council president?
[04:23] Hana
Yes.
[04:24] Hana
Unlike all of you, who are "playing company,"
[04:27] Hana
our enterprise got the seal of approval
for being useful to the school.
[04:32] Kana
You'll make me blush.
[04:34] Mona
Competitively, you have lost.
[04:36] Mitsuo
If this is true, then this makes
things hard for us, Kaito-kun.
[04:41] Kaito
If you're going to say all that,
[04:42] Kaito
then show me this "enterprise" of yours!
[04:45] Hana
Thank you for selecting me again today.
[04:49] YodelClub
Hana-chan, I don't get this one...
[04:52] Hana
Jeez, Ta-kun...
[04:54] Hana
You don't even know this stuff?
[04:56] Hana
I hate you like this!
[04:59] YodelClub
I'm sorry. I'll try harder!
[05:01] A
What sort of person do
you like, Kana-chan?
[05:03] Kana
I like strawberry tarts!
[05:06] A
It doesn't answer the question,
but it's adorable!
[05:10] Mona
You can't even solve a problem like this?
[05:12] Mona
You're a failure as a sixth grader.
[05:15] B
A younger girl's talking down to me,
yet what is this strange feeling?
[05:20] Hana
Well?
[05:20] Hana
Are you filled with awe?
[05:22] Hana
What we're running here is the "Detention Club."
[05:25] Hana
During breaks and after school,
[05:27] Hana
we have delicious drinks and snacks
with the exhausted male students,
[05:30] Hana
have fun conversations, and do our
homework and detention studying.
[05:35] Kana
Even people who hated studying are
doing their homework with devotion.
[05:41] Mona
By the way, the course we offer
is one set for thirty minutes.
SIGN 1 Set 30 Minutes
First Selection
Free of Charge
[05:43] Mona
Extensions start from ten minutes,
[05:45] Mona
and your first partner selection is free of charge.
[05:47] Mona
If you would like, please join in.
[05:48] Kaito
This is... This is...
[05:51] Kaito
Totally unacceptable!
[05:53] Fukuta
It's an explosion of weaponized femininity.
[05:56] Mitsuo
I can't say it's a very sound enterprise.
[05:59] Nagare
Yeah.
[06:00] Nagare
You say you do homework,
[06:02] Nagare
but it just looks like boys
trying to win your attention.
[06:06] Kaito
That's right!
[06:06] Kaito
All you're doing is deboning those guys!
[06:09] ---
Er...
[06:10] Mitsuo
You mean "devitalizing," Kaito-kun.
[06:12] Mitsuo
Don't treat them like pieces of meat!
[06:15] Kaito
If it's come to this, I'll go take it up
with the student council president!
[06:18] Kana
Incredible, Student Council President.
[06:20] Kana
You can solve middle school
level problems, too.
[06:25] Nagare
He's been totally emasculated...
[06:27] Fukuta
Do people's mouths really
stretch that far, though?
[06:30] Mitsuo
That's what you're surprised about?
[06:32] Hana
All of you pick fights about
this and that, but I wonder,
[06:36] Hana
do they have any basis in reason or means?
[06:39] Hana
Whatever our motives may be,
[06:40] Hana
it is a fact that the grades of
everyone who studies with us go up.
[06:46] Hana
If we get a hold of the yodeling clubroom,
[06:49] Hana
we can enlarge our scale and make
everyone in this school happy...
[06:54] Hana
It would be laughable for our
enterprise to be treated like it's on
[06:58] Hana
the same level as your company.
[06:59] Kaito
All right, I got it.
[07:01] Kaito
If you're going to go that far,
we'll just have to show you.
[07:04] Kaito
We can keep up with your operations easily!
[07:08] Kaito
Just you watch!
[07:09] Nagare
Well said, Kaito!
[07:10] Mitsuo
If we backed down here, we'd be wastes of men!
[07:13] Fukuta
All that's left for us is victory, though!
[07:16] A
I heard those guys in Big Money
Company started a new operation!
[07:20] B
Wow, what is it?
[07:22] B
Let's go take a look.
SIGN Big Money Company
[07:26] Kaito
Welcome!
[07:27] Fukuta
We're the Big Money Detention Club, though...
[07:30] Nagare
Do homework with me... w-with us...
[07:33] Nagare
I-I can't do this, Kaito! I'm not...
[07:36] Kaito
It'll be okay!
[07:37] Kaito
A man's business is all about vigor and butts!
[07:40] Kaito
Will that be the homework course?
[07:41] Kaito
Or maybe the lesson review course?
[07:48] Kaito
Why... Why aren't any customers coming?!
[07:51] Fukuta
I think splitting the homework and lesson
review courses up was a good idea, though...
[07:55] Mitsuo
It's not that.
[07:57] Mitsuo
We should acknowledge that the
basic premise was ill-conceived.
[08:00] Nagare
Still, don't you think it's strange?
[08:02] Others
Huh?
[08:04] Nagare
Serving so many drinks seems odd,
[08:07] Nagare
not to mention the customers are
just studying with them, right?
[08:10] Nagare
And yet they have a full house every day...
[08:13] Nagare
No matter how cute the girls are,
would the shop be that popular?
[08:18] Mitsuo
I see.
[08:19] Mitsuo
So you're saying there's something
going on behind the scenes.
[08:23] Kaito
All right! Let's do some investigating!
[08:27] Kana
Welcome! I'm Kana!
[08:29] Kana
Let's have some fun doing your
detention studying today!
[08:33] Nagare
See anything strange going on?
[08:35] Kaito
Yeah...
[08:37] Kaito
In that seat over there...
[08:38] Kaito
He's eating natto-flavored Yummy
Sticks that I've never seen before.
SIGN Natto
[08:42] Nagare
That's not so strange, is it?
[08:45] Kaito
Yes, it is!
[08:46] Kaito
It's natto flavor!
[08:47] Kaito
How do you propose they reproduced
the sticky texture of natto?!
[08:51] Nagare
Don't ask me...
[08:52] Hana
I'm so happy!
[08:55] Yodel
So come on, let's go on a date sometime.
[08:57] Hana
Yes, of course.
[08:59] B
Here!
[09:00] B
An eraser that doesn't make dust!
[09:02] B
I'll give this to you, Mona-chan,
so let's go to the candy store together!
[09:05] Mona
Sure, but baiting me with
an eraser is a scummy idea.
[09:11] Nagare
I see...
[09:12] Nagare
So that's what's going on...
[09:13] Kaito
What is it?
[09:15] Nagare
I think the girls are all receiving
lots of presents from everyone
[09:18] Nagare
and using them to bolster
their operating funds.
[09:21] Kaito
What?!
[09:22] Kaito
If that's what they're doing,
it's even more unacceptable!
[09:25] Kaito
How can we lose to these jerks?!
[09:26] Kaito
Let's think of countermeasures,
Fukuta, Mitsuo!
[09:29] Mitsuo
I see. So you want to become
an idol, Kana-chan?
[09:33] Kana
That's right!
[09:34] Fukuta
I'm sure you'll be able to, though!
[09:37] Kaito
Hey! What're you guys doing?! Let's go!
[09:39] Mitsuo
Sorry... I found myself thinking it's fun here...
[09:44] Fukuta
I can't bring myself to leave, though...
[09:47] Kaito
Fine.
[09:48] Kaito
We'll learn how to deal with customers ourselves!
[09:51] Nagare
Huh?
[09:52] Kaito
There's no point making them
leave if they don't want to.
[09:55] Kaito
Let's get out of here.
[09:56] Nagare
Yeah...
[09:59] Yodel
Why?
[10:02] Yodel
Why is it I give you presents
like this all the time,
[10:04] Yodel
but you won't keep your promise
to go on a date with me?!
[10:07] Hana
My promise of a date?
[10:09] Hana
After you said "let's go,"
I only said we'll go "someday."
[10:14] Yodel
You tricked me.
[10:15] Hana
I did nothing of the sort.
[10:18] A
Come to think of it, it feels like
even when I invited you on dates,
[10:21] A
you always managed to avoid it...
[10:23] B
We could never turn down their pleas,
[10:26] B
but they turn ours down all the time.
[10:29] Hana
Say. Want to make a bet with me?
SIGN Detention
[10:32] Yodel
A bet?
[10:33] Hana
If you beat me in a Hero Battle,
I'll go on a date with you.
[10:36] Hana
In exchange, if I win, come to
our club at least 100 times.
[10:41] Hana
Since you're a guy, that might be an
ideal condition for you, though...
[10:44] Yodel
I will! I'll do it!
[10:46] Hana
Then it's a deal.
[10:47] Hana
Bankfon G, activate!
[10:49] Hana
Job change!
[10:53] Hana
Sweet Little Devil,
Shadow Kitty takes the stage!
SIGN Shadow Kitty
[10:57] Yodel
Job change!
[11:02] Yodel
Corporate Warrior!
[11:04] Yodel
Working Joe!
SIGN Working Joe
[11:07] Announcer
Here we go!
[11:09] Announcer
Shadow Kitty versus Working Joe!
[11:10] Announcer
Hero Battle!
[11:13] Two
Fight!
[11:14] Yodel
Learn just how massive my
feelings are, Hana-chan!
[11:17] Yodel
Take this! Document Filing!
[11:21] Announcer
Is the power of love having an effect?!
[11:23] Announcer
How one-sided!
[11:25] Announcer
Unrequited love is always one-sided!
[11:27] Hana
Ow!
[11:30] ---
Ah, s-sorry.
[11:32] Hana
Gotcha.
[11:35] Announcer
They were crocodile tears!
[11:36] Announcer
She's fully aware of how adorable she is!
[11:40] Hana
Everyone, thanks for your support!
[11:45] Announcer
Incredible! This is astounding!
[11:47] Announcer
Shadow Kitty's receiving battle money
tribute at a staggering pace!
[11:51] Announcer
I mean, more battle money!
SIGN Kitty Punch
SIGN Meowonderful World
SIGN Shinobi Cat Trap Kitty
[11:54] Hana
Which should I choose?
[11:56] Announcer
Indeed!
[11:57] Announcer
With this much battle money,
[11:59] Announcer
she could surely take her pick of techniques!
[12:02] Hana
What the hey...
[12:03] Hana
All of them!
[12:06] Announcer
She chose all of them!
[12:08] Announcer
A true impulse buy of an attack!
[12:12] Yodel
No way...
[12:14] Yodel
My beloved Hana-chan is...
[12:18] ---
Yodel-ay-eee-ooo!
[12:21] Announcer
Winner: Shadow Kitty!
[12:25] Hana
Got another regular customer!
[12:27] Hana
Be sure to bring me tribute
at least 100 times, okay?
[12:45] Fukuta
Why're we leaving all of a sudden, though?
[12:47] Mitsuo
Did you see that Hero Battle just now?
[12:50] Mitsuo
Pretending to be weakened on
purpose was certainly effective!
[12:53] Fukuta
Kana-chan was cute, though!
[12:55] ---
You really are becoming emasculated!
[12:57] Mitsuo
Anyway, we have to relay this
information to Kaito-kun!
[13:03] Kaito
Oh, my, Madam, where did you get that bag?
[13:07] Nagare
It was a bargain...
[13:11] Kaito
Oh? If it isn't Mitsuo-san.
[13:14] Kaito
What in the world happened to you?
[13:16] Mitsuo
Did you have to boost the quality so much?!
[13:18] Kaito
Was I able to improve my image?
[13:21] Kaito
What do you say, Madam?
[13:22] Nagare
Most certainly.
[13:24] Nagare
Um, I don't know how long
I can keep this up, Kaito...
[13:27] Kaito
In your case, Madam, don't you think
you should take off your glasses?
[13:31] Nagare
Huh?
[13:32] Nagare
I-I'll think about it...
[13:36] Mitsuo
More importantly, Kaito-kun!
[13:37] Mitsuo
We figured out the truth!
[13:39] Kaito
The truth of what?
[13:42] Kaito
Those underhanded jerks!
[13:43] Kaito
That's not business at all!
[13:46] Kaito
Let's go, Mitsuo, Fukuta!
[13:48] Kaito
We're raiding their place!
[13:52] Hana
Welcome!
[13:53] Hana
Oh, the president of Big Money Company.
[13:56] Kaito
I heard the deal.
[13:58] Kaito
Quite the greedy business
you're running here!
[14:01] Hana
Didn't I tell you?
[14:02] Hana
Means and reason have
nothing to do with it.
[14:05] Kaito
I'll hand the tributes you got with
those twisted personalities
[14:07] Kaito
and your butt right back to you!
[14:09] Kaito
Battle with me!
[14:12] Hana
Amusing.
[14:14] Hana
So, if you win?
[14:16] Kaito
We get the yodeling clubroom.
[14:18] Mitsuo
We won't let your enterprise
expand any further!
[14:22] Hana
Okay.
[14:23] Hana
Then I guess I'll take
something of equal value...
[14:27] Hana
I'll take your Hero Suit,
Enter the Gold, from you.
[14:31] Mitsuo
What?!
[14:32] Kaito
Interesting...
[14:34] Kaito
You got it!
[14:35] Mitsuo
Kaito-kun!
[14:36] Kaito
Believe in me, Mitsuo, Fukuta.
[14:38] Kaito
There's no way I'll lose!
[14:40] Kaito
I'll win for sure, for the sake of
expanding Big Money Company.
[14:44] Two
Yeah!
[14:46] Kaito
Bankfon G, activate!
[14:49] Kaito
Job change!
[14:53] Kaito
Enter the Gold!
SIGN Enter the Gold
[14:59] Hana
Job change!
[15:03] Hana
Sweet Little Devil,
Shadow Kitty takes the stage!
SIGN Shadow Kitty
[15:07] Announcer
Here we go!
[15:09] Announcer
Once again, dueling on the stage
of Big Money Elementary are
[15:11] Announcer
Enter the Gold, Kaito Gosho versus
[15:14] Announcer
Shadow Kitty, Hana Akinai!
[15:17] Announcer
Hero Battle!
[15:20] Both
Fight!
[15:20] Kaito
I'll start things off!
[15:22] Kaito
Brilliant Punch!
[15:26] Hana
Ow!
[15:27] Announcer
There it is!
[15:28] Announcer
It's that same psychological attack!
[15:30] Fukuta
This is bad, though...
[15:32] Mitsuo
Kaito-kun!
[15:33] Kana
It's Hana-chan's signature move!
[15:36] Mona
All men are fools for being done in by that.
[15:39] Kaito
What're you doing?
[15:41] Hana
Huh?
[15:42] Announcer
Unbelievable! Enter the Gold ignored
Shadow Kitty's sensual crocodile tear tactic!
[15:48] Mitsuo
Nice!
[15:49] Mitsuo
Her weaponized femininity has no effect
on Kaito-kun's young mental age.
[15:54] Hana
No way...
[15:56] Hana
I can't believe my psychological
attack didn't work...
[16:00] Hana
But... I can't lose.
[16:03] Hana
My childhood dream was to be whisked away
by a handsome prince on a white horse...
[16:09] Hana
But, having been adored since I was
little, I had to face reality.
[16:16] Hana
I'm surrounded by boys who
rejoice at just my smile,
[16:19] Hana
or make a fuss if I am
the least bit cold to them.
[16:24] Hana
There are no men who can truly
make us women happy...
[16:29] Hana
It was then that I learned they
were holding the Hero Wars.
[16:34] Hana
And to win it, I opened the Detention Club,
[16:37] Hana
and became this strong!
[16:40] Hana
I will continue to win!
[16:43] Hana
I will claim the ten billion
yen Hero Wars prize,
[16:45] Hana
and I'll seize happiness all on
my own! Just you watch!
[16:54] A
Go, Hana-chan!
[16:55] B
We'll keep on cheering for you!
[16:57] Mitsuo
At this rate, she'll unleash
another barrage of techniques!
[17:00] Kana
I'd be very happy if you'd support Hana-chan!
[17:04] Fukuta
I just have to press this, though?
[17:06] Mitsuo
Hey, what are you doing?!
[17:08] Announcer
Now, thanks to the boys'
tributes... or cheers, rather,
[17:11] Announcer
Shadow Kitty's battle
money is in a steep climb!
[17:15] Hana
Here I go!
[17:16] Hana
My sponsored shopping!
[17:18] Announcer
There it is!
[17:19] Announcer
The elementary schooler buys out the lot,
reminiscent of impulse buys!
[17:23] Hana
Now go down!
[17:27] Announcer
Enter the Gold is hurting now!
[17:29] Announcer
Does he have no choice but to endure?!
[17:31] Hana
I told you.
[17:32] Hana
Reason and means have
nothing to do with it.
[17:34] Hana
That goes for business and Hero Battles!
[17:36] Hana
Winning is everything!
[17:39] Hana
You should just prostrate yourself
to me like all the other boys!
[17:46] Kaito
I refuse!
[17:47] Hana
What?
[17:48] Announcer
Whoa! Enter the Gold
gives a shocking answer!
[17:54] Hana
What was that?
[17:55] Mitsuo
Kaito-kun!
[17:57] Kaito
I promised Mitsuo and the
others that I'd never lose...
[18:01] Kaito
And that's because...
[18:03] Kaito
I'm not like you girls
who only make promises
[18:04] Kaito
you don't plan to keep, like a
false going-out-of-business sale.
[18:08] Kaito
I won't put a discount on my soul!
[18:11] Hana
No way!
[18:13] 1
Hey, that guy's pretty cool, huh?
[18:15] 2
Yeah.
[18:16] 2
I haven't been so fired up
watching a Hero Battle in ages.
[18:20] 3
He might just be a guy
men can think is cool.
[18:23] Announcer
Whoa, now this is something!
[18:25] Announcer
Enter the Gold's gauge
has shot up all at once!
[18:29] Kaito
I don't need a bunch of small shots!
[18:32] Kaito
I just need one massive blow!
[18:36] Kaito
Don't underestimate men!
[18:41] Announcer
It's over!
[18:42] Announcer
Winner: Kaito Gosho!
[18:44] Kaito
All right!
[18:49] Hana
I lost.
[18:51] Hana
A thorough defeat.
[18:53] Hana
Just as I promised,
the yodeling clubroom is yours.
[18:57] Kaito
Hey...
[18:59] Kaito
What'll you do about the Hero Wars?
[19:03] Hana
I'll participate.
[19:04] Hana
I figured something out while fighting you.
[19:06] Kaito
Huh?
[19:07] Hana
In the modern world, there are
still men with unexpected heart...
[19:12] Hana
If I fight in the Hero Wars, then maybe...
[19:17] Hana
I'll find a boy who can
really make me happy.
[19:22] Kaito
Maybe so.
[19:24] Hana
I won't lose next time.
[19:26] Hana
Be it in business or in Hero Battles.
[19:29] Kaito
Yeah! Bring it anytime!
[19:35] Kana
Hana-chan... Could it be?
[19:39] Mona
This could be a development.
[19:41] Hana
Stop it.
[19:42] Hana
Haphazard guys like that aren't my type.
[19:54] Kaito
So, on that note...
[19:56] Kaito
The clubroom is ours!
[19:58] Mitsuo
We can greatly expand our business!
[20:00] Fukuta
Let's party, though!
[20:05] All
Huh?
[20:06] Yodel
Huh?
[20:08] Yodel
Abolished?
[20:09] Yodel
Well, there was talk of it, but...
[20:13] Yodel
After that scream I let out in
my showdown with Hana-chan...
[20:16] (Flashback) Yodel
Yodel-ay-eee-ooo!
[20:20] Yodel
I was able to yodel again,
[20:22] Yodel
so we're not being abolished after all.
[20:28] Nagare
Kaito!
[20:31] Nagare
What do you think?
[20:37] Nagare
Huh?
[20:38] Nagare
Huh?!
[20:40] Nagare
You're horrible... Kaito...
[22:15] ---
Kaito-kun, let's go tea picking!
[22:17] ---
When I think of "tea picking,"
you know what comes to mind?
[22:20] ---
Ready, set...
[22:21] ---
Hey! Tea!
SIGN "Big Money Company Breakup! Tea Picking Battle Royale!!"
[22:23] ---
Next time: Big Money Company Breakup!
[22:25] ---
Tea Picking Battle Royale!
[22:27] ---
Let's rake in the dough!
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