47 - Risky Battle! Rescue Sekito Sakurada!!

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[00:00] Yagami
    The last of the Seven Gods of Suits,
[00:02] Yagami
    Kyousuke Kakei, took advantage of
    Kaito-kun and the others' absence
[00:05] Yagami
    and attacked the Gosho household!
[00:07] Yagami
    After causing maximum destruction,
[00:09] Yagami
    he ran off with Sekito-kun for some reason!
[00:13] Yagami
    The Seven Gods of Suits will
    never get away with this!
[00:15] Yagami
    As the Cyber Bureau secretary,
    I will see to it this is handled with care!
SIGN    HERO BANK
SIGN    Risky Battle! Rescue Sekito Sakurada!!
[01:50] Kaito
    Risky Battle!
[01:52] Kaito
    Rescue Sekito Sakurada!!
[02:07] Kakei
    I-Is this possible?
[02:10] Kakei
    No, wait.
[02:12] Kakei
    But if it's true,
[02:13] Kakei
    it would explain why only this guy
    was immune to the Resort Virus...
[02:20] Kakei
    No less from the Money Ghost.
[02:25] Kakei
    This is...
[02:27] Kakei
    Looks like a heap of good luck has come my way.
[02:36] Ai
    This is terrible.
[02:37] Ai
    Everything's in pieces.
[02:40] Zouan
    He even destroyed all the
    kombucha I made to sell online.
[02:54] Nagare
    Sekito...
[02:55] Kaito
    You guys!
[02:57] Ai
    Kaito!
[02:57] Yagami
    Kaito-kun!
[03:00] Kaito
    No way! My house...
[03:02] Boo
    It's been smashed to bits, ka-ching!
[03:03] Yagami
    Actually, Kakei attacked us out of nowhere...
[03:07] Kaito
    I know!
[03:08] Kaito
    The attack on Gold Base was just an excursion.
[03:11] Mitsuo
    You mean "diversion," Kaito-kun.
[03:13] Mitsuo
    His strategy was to attack somewhere else
    to distract us from his real target.
[03:18] Nagare
    Sorry, Kaito.
[03:20] Nagare
    I can't believe I let this
    happen under my watch.
[03:22] Kaito
    What're you talking about?
[03:24] Kaito
    We can always fix the house
    with Gramps' secret savings!
[03:28] Kaito
    I'm just relieved you're all okay.
[03:31] Fukuta
    Thank goodness, though.
[03:32] Kaito
    So where did Sekito go?
[03:35] Nagare
    Sekito was kidnapped by Kakei.
[03:38] Kaito
    Sekito was?! Why?!
[03:40] Mitsuo
    It might have something to do with that!
[03:45] Kaito
    The reason doesn't matter!
[03:47] Kaito
    If our friend's been kidnapped,
[03:48] Kaito
    we've just gotta go get him back!
[03:50] Mitsuo
    Yeah! Exactly right!
[03:52] Fukuta
    That's our Kaito, though!
[03:57] Kaito
    All right, then let's—
[03:58] Ai
    Wait! I'll go, too.
[03:59] Kaito
    Sis...
[04:00] Ai
    I can't just keep quiet after
    he did this to our home!
[04:03] Ai
    Kakei, Tokei (clock), whatever his name is,
[04:06] Ai
    I won't be satisfied until
    I've given him a good whack!
[04:09] Torai
    Don't.
[04:12] Torai
    This is a man's fight.
[04:14] Torai
    I'll go in your place.
[04:21] Ai
    Who were you again?
[04:24] Miketa
    Treated this way so late in the game...
[04:26] Tamaki
    In a way, that's impressive!
[04:28] Ai
    I'm kidding, I remember you.
[04:31] Ai
    Kitty-o Meow-i, right?
[04:33] Torai
    You're so mean, Ai...
[04:35] Boo
    Forget the idiot. We're heading
    out right away, ka-ching!
[04:38] Kaito
    All right!
[04:39] Kaito
    Let's do the usual to get our spirits up!
[04:41] Mitsuo
    Yes!
[04:42] sign
    Company President
[04:42] Kaito
    Company President, Kaito Gosho!
[04:45] Mitsuo
    Managing Director, Mitsuo Zaizen!
SIGN    Managing Director
[04:47] Fukuta
    Prophecy Chief, Fukuta Kanemaru!
[04:47] [SONG] sign
    Prophecy Chief
[04:49] Nagare
    Head of Whatever, Nagare Amano!
SIGN    Head of Whatever
SIGN    Big Money Company
[04:52] All
    We are Big Money Company!
[04:56] Kaito
    Let's head out with the toilet warp!
[04:58] Mitsuo
    You extras, come with us!
[05:00] Miketa
    Uh, we're...
[05:01] Tamaki
    ...getting treated that way now?
[05:07] Kaito
    What is this?
[05:09] Fukuta
    The Tokyo Talltree is supposed
    to have been here, though.
[05:13] Kakei
    That's correct!
[05:14] Kaito
    Kakei!
[05:15] Kakei
    But that building that was only good
    for being tall was such a bore.
[05:19] Kakei
    So I had it remodeled into a casino tower!
[05:22] Kaito
    What's a casino?
[05:24] Boo
    A place where you gamble
    using money, ka-ching.
[05:27] Mitsuo
    You won't get away with using everyone's
    stolen money to make a place for you
[05:32] Mitsuo
    to steal even more!
[05:34] Kakei
    If you win, it's Heaven; lose and it's Hell.
[05:36] Kakei
    That's what gambling's all about.
[05:38] Kakei
    You brats just don't get the prickling
    excitement of this win-or-lose world, do ya?
[05:44] Kakei
    How about it, brats?
[05:46] Kakei
    Care to take me on with this kid on the line?
[05:49] Kaito
    Sekito!
[05:51] Mitsuo
    That's...
[05:52] 1
    Like the White Tiger!
SIGN    Like the White Tiger
[05:54] 2
    Bycatch the Hook!
SIGN    Bycatch the Hook
[05:57] 3
    The Festering Smile!
SIGN    The Festering Smile
[05:59] 4
    The Romantic Hidden Blade!
SIGN    The Romantic Hidden Blade
[06:01] 5
    Topsy-Turvy Surprise!
[06:03] Sign
    Topsy-Turvy Surprise
[06:04] Boo
    It's the Seven Gods of Suits' Hero Suits
[06:06] Boo
    that were stolen from Gold Base, ka-ching!
[06:09] Kakei
    All the other members of the Seven
    Gods of Suits were useless trash,
[06:12] Kakei
    but their Hero Suits are handy.
[06:15] Kakei
    I'm about to make Sekito fight all
    five of these Rampage-ified Suits!
[06:19] Kaito
    What?!
[06:20] Kakei
    I won't humor any objections!
[06:22] Kakei
    If you want to save him, climb to
    the top floor of the casino tower!
[06:26] Kaito
    Yeah!
[06:26] Kaito
    We'll be there before you know it!
[06:28] Kakei
    All right, a five vs. one Hero Battle...
[06:31] Kakei
    No, a Hero Lynching is about to begin!
[06:34] Kakei
    Fight!
[06:38] Kakei
    Run, run!
[06:40] Kakei
    If you don't hurry it up, your precious
    little friend here will drop dead!
[06:44] Kakei
    From here on, you'll all have gambling
    showdowns with my underlings who protect
[06:49] Kakei
    the five levels leading to the top floor.
[06:51] Kakei
    Every time you win a bet,
[06:53] Kakei
    one of the Hero Suits attacking
    Sekito will disappear.
[06:57] Kakei
    In effect, you'll be lightening the burden on him.
[07:01] Kakei
    Also, the door to the top floor
[07:03] Kakei
    won't open unless you defeat
    every last one of my underlings.
[07:06] Nagare
    So that means to save Sekito,
[07:08] Nagare
    we need to defeat all his
    subordinates in gambling matches?
[07:12] Kakei
    What do you think?
[07:13] Kakei
    Isn't it a thrilling game?
[07:18] Kakei
    Come now, to the first stage!
[07:21] Kakei
    Let's have some fun!
[07:40] Gom
    I'm Kakei-sama's subordinate,
[07:43] Gom
    one of the four heavenly gamblers:
[07:46] Gom
    Gom Cruise!
SIGN    Gom Cruise
[07:49] Gom
    We'll have a poker match right here!
[07:52] Mitsuo
    Poker is an intellectual battle
    in which strategy triumphs.
[07:56] Mitsuo
    This is where I come in!
[07:58] Mitsuo
    The rest of you, please go on ahead!
[08:00] Kaito
    Countin' on you, Mitsuo!
[08:01] Mitsuo
    Yes!
[08:05] Sekito
    Spin Claw Shot!
[08:08] Romance
    Chain Edge!
[08:12] Hokosu
    Prawn-Bend Justice!
[08:16] Kaito
    Wait for us, Sekito!
[08:18] Kaito
    We'll save you for sure!
[08:22] Mitsuo
    Three aces!
[08:24] Mitsuo
    A pretty good hand.
[08:26] Mitsuo
    But we're having a poker match.
[08:28] Mitsuo
    Why do we have to wear these things?
[08:32] Gom
    That's obvious.
[08:34] Gom
    To draw your substitute cards.
[08:37] Mitsuo
    What?!
[08:42] Mitsuo
    Way down there?!
[08:44] Gom
    I'll exchange my cards first!
[08:49] Gom
    Mission!
[08:53] Gom
    Possible!
[08:57] Gom
    I got a good one.
[08:59] Gom
    Now it's your turn.
[09:07] Gom
    If you're going to exchange
    cards, hurry and jump!
[09:09] Gom
    Or are you gonna play with your current hand?
[09:12] Mitsuo
    That's right.
[09:13] Mitsuo
    I have three aces in my hand.
[09:15] Mitsuo
    It's not a weak hand at all!
[09:17] Mitsuo
    But the smug look on his face is proof
    he has a pretty good hand himself.
[09:23] Mitsuo
    It would be dangerous to take him
    on with my current hand, then.
[09:26] Mitsuo
    I should exchange the cards I don't need!
[09:31] Mitsuo
    If I'm able to draw another ace,
[09:33] Mitsuo
    I'd have four of a kind.
[09:36] Mitsuo
    But the odds I'll draw the last
    ace are negligible at best!
[09:41] Mitsuo
    There's no need to put myself in
    danger betting on the possibility...
[09:43] Gom
    What's wrong? Are you chicken?
[09:46] Mitsuo
    Th-That's not it at all!
[09:48] Gom
    I'll give you some advice.
[09:51] Gom
    That rope's so beat up,
    it might be on its last legs.
[10:00] Gom
    Be careful that it doesn't
    snap mid-jump on you!
[10:04] Mitsuo
    If...
[10:05] Mitsuo
    If this were to snap when I jump down...
[10:11] Mitsuo
    But while I'm doing this, Sekito-kun is...
[10:14] Smile
    Injection of Terror!
[10:17] Tiger
    Cross Harisen!
[10:22] Mitsuo
    What sort of managing director wouldn't
    put his life on the line for an employee?!
[10:26] Mitsuo
    I'll put forth my best effort to win, and jump!
[10:29] Mitsuo
    I'll wager my life!
[10:31] ---
    Bungee!
[10:43] Mitsuo
    I-I did it...
[10:48] Gom
    That sure was a close call.
[10:51] Gom
    Now, let's get on with the match.
[10:53] Gom
    I have four kings!
[10:57] Mitsuo
    I have four aces!
[11:01] Gom
    Wh-What?!
[11:06] Gom
    I lose.
[11:08] Mitsuo
    I won...
[11:16] Glass
    I am one of the four heavenly gamblers:
SIGN    Miss Glass
[11:20] Glass
    Miss Glass!
[11:22] Glass
    Who will be my opponent?
[11:26] Boo
    She's a pretty cool lady, ka-ching!
[11:29] Fukuta
    This is where I come in, though!
[11:31] Kaito
    All right, Fukuta!
[11:32] Kaito
    I'm counting on you!
[11:35] Glass
    You will take me on in
    a game of concentration!
[11:39] Fukuta
    I'm more tenacious than I look.
[11:41] Fukuta
    I have confidence in my memory, though!
[11:45] Glass
    You will never be able to beat me.
[11:48] Glass
    You know why?
[11:50] Glass
    There are microchips planted in these cards,
[11:53] Glass
    and I can tell which is
    which through these glasses.
[11:57] Glass
    In short, it's as if I can
    see the face of each card.
[12:02] Glass
    My victory is assured.
[12:04] Fukuta
    I can flip first, right, though?
[12:07] Glass
    Go ahead.
[12:08] Glass
    I'm going to win anyway,
[12:10] Glass
    so I'll let you go first.
[12:17] Fukuta
    I got a zap, though!
[12:20] Fukuta
    What? It's not that one, but this one?
[12:24] Glass
    Huh?
[12:30] Glass
    Hey! Y-You can't...
[12:35] Glass
    What?!
[12:37] Fukuta
    I knew it!
[12:38] Fukuta
    Platina's prophecies never miss, though!
[12:43] Glass
    Is that possible?
[12:45] Shachi
    Raging Hokosu Shachi!
[12:52] Kaito
    I'll leave the rest to you!
[12:54] Boo
    Boo will be your opponent, ka-ching!
[12:57] Man
    Very well!
[12:58] Man
    I am one of the four heavenly gamblers...
SIGN    Sanshirou Hongou
[13:02] Man
    Sanshirou Hongou!
[13:04] Hon
    We'll have a human pachinko match!
[13:08] Boo
    That thing's massive, ka-ching!
[13:10] Hon
    This is pachinko where people become the ball.
[13:14] Hon
    Make it into the holes and
    you'll win that many balls!
[13:17] Hon
    However, you are the only
    "ball" that can be launched!
[13:20] Hon
    Whoever scores the most balls
    within the time limit wins.
[13:24] Hon
    Do you have the resolve to accept?!
[13:27] Boo
    Of course, ka-ching!
[13:30] Hon
    All right, let's go!
[13:31] Boo
    Yeah!
[13:44] Machine
    Fever!
[13:45] Hon
    Did you see?
[13:47] Hon
    The secret human pachinko technique
[13:49] Hon
    I mastered after fifteen long years
    of seclusion in the mountains!
[13:52] Hon
    Yes.
[13:53] Hon
    It was a harsh life.
[13:56] Hon
    I secluded myself in a remote area
[13:59] Hon
    and earnestly trained in
    the art of human pachinko.
[14:04] (Flashback) Hon
    Got fever!
[14:06] (Flashback) Hon
    Pa...
[14:08] (Flashback) Hon
    ...chinko!
[14:10] Hon
    Behold this skill of those who
    have endured painful training!
[14:16] Hon
    You will never beat me
[14:18] Hon
    at this giant pachinko game
    unless you can fly!
[14:21] Boo
    Ka-ching!
[14:23] Boo
    Heave-ho...
[14:24] Machine
    Fever!
[14:29] Machine
    Fever!
[14:31] Hon
    What?!
[14:32] Boo
    Oink-ver!
[14:35] Machine
    Fever!
[14:39] Hon
    It can't be.
[14:40] Hon
    What was all my training for?
[14:43] ---
    Pachinko...
[14:45] Boo
    Pig's who can't fly are just pigs,
[14:48] Boo
    but Boo is the best since I can fly, ka-ching!
[14:50] Hook
    Anchor Fishing!
[14:59] Dice
    I am one of the four heavenly gamblers,
SIGN    Dice Newman
[15:02] Dice
    Dice Newman.
[15:04] Dice
    Let us face off with these.
[15:08] Dice
    We'll each roll three dice,
[15:10] Dice
    and the one with the highest total wins.
[15:13] Dice
    Best out of three?
[15:16] Nagare
    Works for me!
[15:17] Dice
    I will go first.
[15:22] Dice
    A total of 13, huh?
[15:24] Dice
    An ominous figure...
[15:26] Dice
    For you, that is.
[15:29] Nagare
    I hate to break it to you,
    but I don't believe in jinxes.
[15:35] Dice
    One, two, and three line up nicely,
    but only add up to six.
[15:40] Dice
    I win round one.
[15:44] Romance
    Chain Edge!
[15:48] Tiger
    Cross Harisen!
[16:01] Choi
    So you've finally arrived.
[16:02] Choi
    I am the fifth of the four
    heavenly gamblers: Micheal Choi!
[16:07] Miketa
    The "fifth" of four heavenly gamblers?
[16:09] Tamaki
    I guess that means his buddies don't
    consider him part of the team...
SIGN    Four Heavenly (Temp)
[16:13] Choi
    Oh, shut up!
[16:14] Choi
    If you think of me as a mere extra (Choi-yaku),
[16:17] Choi
    you're in for a world of hurt!
[16:18] Torai
    Looks like it's finally time for the star to step up!
[16:21] Miketa
    We've been waiting!
[16:22] Tamaki
    Let's show him who the real extra is!
[16:25] Torai
    Kaito!
[16:26] Torai
    Leave this to me, and go on ahead—
[16:28] Torai
    Uh, what? He already left?!
[16:32] Torai
    Well, whatever.
[16:33] Torai
    So, what sort of match are we having?
[16:37] Choi
    We'll settle our score with this.
[16:40] ---
    Huh?
[16:41] Choi
    Don't tell me you don't know
    about pine needle sumo?
[16:46] Miketa
    Oh, the game where you hook
    together two pine needles, pull,
[16:49] Miketa
    and whichever breaks first is the loser!
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Lose
[16:52] Tamaki
    Sounds kind of shabby, but it suits Bro well.
[16:55] Torai
    Shut up!
[16:56] Choi
    Are you gonna do it or not? Pick one!
[16:59] Torai
    I'm game, obviously!
[17:01] Choi
    Then let's play!
[17:05] Choi
    Pine needle sumo!
[17:07] Both
    Fight!
[17:10] Choi
    Pine needle sumo...
[17:12] Both
    Fight!
[17:13] Torai
    What?
[17:15] Choi
    Looks like you took me,
    the Hong Kong pine needle
[17:18] Choi
    sumo tournament champion, too lightly.
[17:20] Miketa
    What will you do, Torai-san?
[17:22] Tamaki
    If you lose the next one, it's all over!
[17:24] Torai
    C-Crap.
[17:26] Torai
    If I lose so easily to this bit character,
[17:29] Torai
    I'll lose Ai's trust that I spent
    all this time building up.
[17:36] Torai
    W-Wait a second!
[17:38] Torai
    Time out.
[17:43] Torai
    All right, that should do it.
[17:45] Choi
    Hey, you gonna keep me waiting forever?
[17:47] Choi
    Or will you run away with
    your tail between your legs?
[17:50] Torai
    Shut up! The match is back on!
[17:52] Both
    Pine needle sumo...
[17:54] Both
    Fight!
[17:59] Miketa
    Now its two and two.
[18:01] Tamaki
    The next match will settle it!
[18:03] Choi
    Pine needle sumo...
[18:08] Both
    Fight!
[18:10] Choi
    No way!
[18:12] Choi
    How... How could I lose
    at pine needle sumo?
[18:22] Dice
    I have seven and you have ten.
[18:25] Nagare
    I win the second round.
[18:28] Dice
    This lucky seven must have been for you.
[18:31] Dice
    Now, this will be the end.
[18:39] Dice
    It's your turn.
[18:41] Choi
    Why? Why did I...
[18:44] Torai
    Actually, I wiped snot on it
    and dried it to strengthen it!
[18:50] Miketa
    That's dirty in all sorts of ways!
[18:52] Tamaki
    Bro, that doesn't make you an
    extra, it makes you a villain!
[18:56] Choi
    Th-That's right, it's unfair!
[18:58] Torai
    Unfair?
[18:59] Torai
    Is there some rule against wiping snot
    on the pine needles or something?
[19:02] Choi
    I-It's just common sense!
[19:05] Torai
    If it's common sense,
    then when was it decided?
[19:07] Torai
    What year, month, day, hour,
    minute, and second? Well?
[19:12] Choi
    If it's come to this,
    I'll take you down with me!
SIGN    Self Destruct
[19:16] Nagare
    I've got to get three sixes to win...
[19:19] Nagare
    There's a 1/216 chance that I'll
    roll all sixes on three dice.
[19:25] Nagare
    Very slim...
[19:30] Nagare
    But I'll do it!
[19:32] Nagare
    I'll roll it to save Sekito!
SIGN    Self Destruct
[19:53] Dice
    You win.
[19:55] Tiger
    White Hot Tiger Impact!
[20:07] kaito
    Sekito!
[20:09] Kaito
    Where are you?!
[20:13] Kaito
    Sekito!
[20:14] Kaito
    Sekito!
[20:16] Sekito
    Kaito...
[20:18] Kaito
    Hey, are you okay?
[20:19] Kaito
    Does your butt hurt?
[20:21] Sekito
    I can handle this much.
[20:24] Sekito
    You didn't have to come.
[20:25] Kaito
    What're you saying?
[20:26] Kaito
    Of course the company president
    will come save his employee
[20:30] Kaito
    when he's in trouble!
[20:36] Kakei
    So you came at last?
[20:41] Kakei
    Now, let's start the next game!
[22:16] Fukuta
    We had a major windfall this time, though.
[22:18] Nagare
    Definitely a lucky break.
[22:19] Kaito
    If you want to "break wind," then—
[22:20] Mitsuo
    That's not the same thing!
SIGN    "The Last of the Seven Gods of Suits! The Risky Life!!"
[22:22] Kaito
    Next time, "The Last of
    the Seven Gods of Suits!
[22:24] Kaito
    The Risky Life!!"
[22:26] Kaito
    Let's rake in the dough!