36 - Okinawa Business Trip! The Money of the Dead!!
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[00:00] Kaito
The cyber pirates: The Seven Gods of Suits!
[00:02] Kaito
I'll definitely make those guys
who stole everyone's money pay!
[00:06] Kaito
We teamed up with Taiga and Ryouma
from the Japan-wide resistance,
[00:10] Kaito
so let's keep up the pace,
and Big Money Company
[00:13] Kaito
will beat up the next enemy
and rake in the dough!
[00:18] Otoire
I can't hold it anymore!
[00:22] Otoire
It's gonna... It's gonna come out!
[00:24] Otoire
Just in time!
[00:27] Otoire
Huh?!
[00:28] Oto
Wh-What the?!
[00:35] Ai
White sand, hibiscus,
[00:38] Ai
and coral reefs!
[00:39] Ai
We've finally, finally...
[00:42] Ai
made it to Okinawa!
[00:45] All
Yahoo!
SIGN HERO BANK
SIGN Okinawa Business Trip! The Money of the Dead!!
[02:19] Kaito
Okinawa Business Trip!
[02:20] Kaito
The Money of the Dead!!
[02:23] Kaito
Yummy!
[02:24] Mitsuo
Of course it is.
[02:26] Mitsuo
Okinawa is famous for its pork dishes.
[02:28] Mitsuo
It's even said that they eat
"every part but the squeals" here!
SIGN Shrimp Dishes
[02:35] Kaito
This'll be a treat.
[02:37] Kaito
Let's dig in!
[02:38] Mitsuo
Oh, Kaito-kun, that's—
[02:40] Ai
By the way,
[02:42] Ai
I got spare rib noodles,
bitter melon stir-fry,
[02:44] Ai
and Okinawan shortbread
cookies and doughnuts!
[02:48] Mitsuo
Ai-san, please wait a second!
[02:50] Mitsuo
We aren't here to sightsee!
We have a mission!
SIGN Big Money Company
[02:54] Ryouma
We just got an SOS from
the Okinawan resistance.
[02:58] Ryouma
I want you to go help them.
[03:00] (Flashback) Sekito
Even though we don't know
where their hideout is?
[03:04] Ryouma
We don't want the enemy to discover them,
[03:05] Ryouma
so I don't know any details.
[03:07] (Flashback) Kaito
Well, we'll figure it out
once we go, won't we?
[03:10] Ryouma
Shikoku and Osaka have just been liberated,
[03:12] Ryouma
so Taiga and I are too busy to help out.
[03:15] Ryouma
So, I'm counting on you!
[03:17] (Flashback) Mitsuo
W-Wait, Ryouma-san!
[03:19] Mitsuo
So, we're working for free yet again.
[03:22] Fukuta
We made them our business partners,
so there's nothing we can do, though.
[03:25] Kaito
Smiles are free, right?
[03:27] Ai
Well, what's wrong with that?
[03:29] Ai
Let's take it at our own pace!
[03:30] Ai
Nankuru naisa!
[03:32] All
"Nankuru naisa"?
[03:34] Ai
It's an Okinawan saying that
means "everything will work out."
[03:37] Ai
Okinawans have always been laid-back.
[03:41] Ai
See? Nobody's in a hurry here.
[03:44] Mitsuo
You're right!
[03:46] Kaito
But is this really what "nankuru naisa" means?
[03:50] Mitsuo
At the very least,
[03:51] Mitsuo
it doesn't seem like they're suffering
under the Seven Gods of Suits...
[03:55] Fukuta
It's totally different from
Osaka and Shikoku, though.
[03:58] Kaito
But there's a Tower of Seizure here, too!
[04:04] Sekito
That's not all.
[04:06] Sekito
I've sensed odd stares ever since we got here.
[04:09] Kaito
Huh?
[04:10] Both
"Odd" stares?
[04:15] Kaito
S-Sorry! Are you oka— Huh?
[04:22] Mitsuo
These people are smiling after
having their feet stepped on!
[04:26] Fukuta
This really is kind of strange, though!
[04:32] Kaito
Do you hear a weird noise?
[04:39] Ai
As long as there's money...
SIGN Eggs 3 Yen
[04:40] [SONG] sign
Limited
[04:42] Ai
All you part-timers!
[04:43] Ai
Get your Big Money bargain items again today!
[04:47] Granny
Excuse me, one carton of eggs, please!
[04:50] Shop
Yes!
[04:51] Granny
Excuse me, a carton of eggs, please!
[04:53] Shop
Yes!
[04:53] Granny
One carton of eggs, please!
[04:54] Shop
Yes!
[04:54] Granny
One carton of eggs!
[04:55] Shop
Yes! Yes!
[04:58] Ai
Now all the super cheap eggs
limited one per customer are mine!
[05:06] Kaito
Sis! What's gotten into you, Sis?!
[05:09] Kaito
Sis!
[05:11] Mitsuo
As long as there's money...
SIGN Passion Continent
[05:15] Nar
Mitsuo Zaizen.
[05:18] Nar
No matter how small the business opportunity,
[05:20] Nar
he turns it into vast money and success.
[05:22] Nar
The monstrously capable producer!
[05:25] Nar
His wish has come true once more!
SIGN Autobiography
Why, Mitsuo!!
[05:29] Nar
His Hollywood autobiography has been slated!
[05:33] Nar
Congrats, Zaizen!
[05:34] Nar
Congrats, Mitsuo!
[05:36] Mitsuo
Now that I've come this far,
next I'll be a politician!
[05:41] Kaito
Pull it together, Mitsuo!
[05:42] Fukuta
If I could become a hunk...
[05:46] Girls
Fukuta-kun, look this way!
[05:51] Girls
We all love you, Fukuta-kun!
[05:56] Host
It's lovey melon!
[05:59] Fukuta
Okay!
[06:00] Fukuta
I'll make you all my brides, though!
[06:05] Kaito
Fukuta! Fukuta!
[06:07] Sekito
These guys are dreaming with their eyes open!
[06:10] Boo
I smell black money, ka-ching!
[06:12] Sekito
Black money?
[06:13] Sekito
The Seven Gods of Suits?!
[06:15] Kaito
In that case, I'll smack 'em
a good one and wake them up!
[06:21] Bukimi
All you island folk,
[06:22] Bukimi
are you enjoying life again today?
[06:26] Kaito
Huh?
[06:29] Bukimi
Yeah.
[06:30] Bukimi
All together now, "Let's Nankuru naisa!"
[06:33] Bukimi
Huh?
[06:35] Bukimi
What's this?
[06:36] Bukimi
This is strange.
[06:38] Bukimi
Why isn't the Resort Virus working on you?
[06:41] Kaito
Who are you?!
[06:43] Bukimi
This is our first time meeting, isn't it?
[06:46] Bukimi
I am Emiya Bukimi.
[06:48] Kaito
Hey, you!
[06:50] Kaito
I don't care if you're Bukimi
or Yasegimi (lanky)!
[06:52] Kaito
What did you do to everyone?!
Hurry up and turn them back to normal!
[06:54] Bukimi
Are you an idiot?
[06:56] Bukimi
Who'd be dumb enough to turn them back
to normal just 'cause you say so?
[06:59] Kaito
Wh-What was that?!
[07:01] Bukimi
Everyone!
[07:02] Bukimi
There are some bad guys here trying
to disturb your island's peace and quiet!
[07:06] Bukimi
Get them!
[07:12] All
Money!
[07:13] Ai
Bargains!
[07:15] Fukuta
Popular!
[07:16] Mitsuo
Movie adaptation!
[07:19] Kaito
What's with all these guys?
[07:20] Kaito
It's freaky!
[07:22] Sekito
We're surrounded?
[07:23] Boo
We can't get away now, ka-ching!
[07:28] Kaito
Ow!
[07:29] J
Look out!
[07:31] J
Kaito-kun! Don't drop your guard!
[07:34] Kaito
Who is it this time?!
[07:36] J
I appear at once wherever there's evil afoot,
[07:39] J
clean up at once, then disappear at once.
[07:42] J
The shadow janitor...
[07:44] J
Justice Star!
[07:46] Kaito
Justice Star?!
[07:51] J
I'll keep them at bay.
[07:52] J
Escape while you have the chance!
[07:53] Kaito
But...
[07:54] J
Don't worry.
[07:56] J
I won't be done in by these guys!
[07:58] Kaito
Okay!
[07:59] Kaito
I don't know who you are or
where you came from, but thanks!
[08:01] Sekito
Put this on my tab.
[08:03] J
Sekito-kun!
[08:04] J
Your ball might become the
key that saves everyone.
[08:08] Sekito
What?
[08:09] J
Now go,
[08:10] J
while I perform my big cleanup!
[08:13] MoneyZombies
Money!
[08:14] J
I'll spank your butt and punish you!
[08:17] Dan
This way!
[08:19] Dan
Chest!
[08:22] Dan
Come on, over here!
[08:24] Bukimi
Darn.
[08:25] Bukimi
They ran away?
[08:27] Bukimi
Oh, well! It'd be boring if I
finished them off too quickly.
[08:32] Mastermind
Don't play around too much.
[08:34] Master
They're the ones who liberated
the Shikoku and Kansai areas.
[08:38] Master
Take them lightly and you'll have
the rug pulled out from under you.
[08:40] Bukimi
That won't do.
[08:42] Bukimi
Could you not lump me together
with Aimu and Ryuuga?
[08:45] Master
More importantly, the Resort Virus.
[08:48] Master
If the experiment in Okinawa is
a success, then next is Kyushu,
[08:51] Master
and then we'll introduce it to Honshu.
[08:53] Bukimi
Yeah, yeah. You're getting annoying.
[08:56] Bukimi
Just leave it all to me!
[09:01] Bukimi
Now then,
[09:02] Bukimi
the real fun starts now...
[09:05] Bukimi
For that idiot guy.
[09:23] Dan
Look at that.
[09:25] Kaito
Huh? Oh!
[09:27] Kaito
Wow!
[09:29] Kaito
It's like a secret base!
[09:35] Dan
Welcome to the Kyushu-Okinawa
Yours Truly Company!
[09:39] Dan
The company president is yours
truly, Danjirou Satsuma!
[09:42] Sekito
Which means you're the one who sent the SOS.
[09:46] Kaito
The Okinawan resistance?!
[09:48] Dan
Kaito-don and Sekito-don, yes?
[09:51] Dan
I've heard what's going on from Ryouma-don.
[09:54] Dan
I would like you to please
lend me your strength.
[09:57] Kaito
Smiles are free! Leave it to us!
[09:59] Sekito
In return,
[10:00] Sekito
we'd like any info you have
on the Seven Gods of Suits.
[10:03] Dan
You got it!
[10:06] Boo
Business partnership established, ka-ching!
[10:08] Dan
Now, have a look at this.
[10:10] Dan
The one controlling the Okinawa-Kyushu area
[10:13] Dan
is Bukimi of the Seven Gods of Suits.
[10:15] Kaito
Oh, that's the kid from before!
[10:17] Dan
Despite how he looks,
[10:19] Dan
he's a strong foe who took control of Okinawa
in the blink of an eye with his "Resort Virus."
[10:23] Kaito
Resort Virus?
[10:25] Sekito
That noise?
[10:26] Dan
Yes.
[10:26] Dan
The Resort Virus uses people's
monetary worries as a trigger
[10:30] Dan
to amplify people's desires to their maximums.
[10:34] Dan
Then he manipulates all people
who've been enraptured by it.
[10:39] Kaito
Manipulates people?
[10:40] Dan
And we call anyone who's turned that way...
[10:43] Dan
a "Money Zombie!"
[10:45] Kaito
No!
[10:46] Kaito
Now that you mention it,
they were like zombies!
[10:49] Sekito
"The financially departed."
[10:51] Sekito
You have lousy naming sense.
[10:53] Sekito
So? Is this place safe?
[10:56] Dan
Of course, no need to worry.
[10:58] Dan
This is a special refuge cut
off from the Resort Virus.
[11:02] Sekito
I'm impressed you made something
like that in such short time.
[11:07] Dan
No, no, I didn't do it myself.
[11:09] Dan
The one who made it is over there.
[11:10] Kaito
Over there?
[11:16] Kaito
Who's that?
[11:17] Dan
The genius programmer, Nanten Minami!
[11:23] Kaito
Huh? I can't hear you!
[11:26] Kaito
I said, I can't hear you!
[11:28] Kaito
Speak up a little louder!
[11:31] Boo
It backfired, ka-ching!
[11:33] Boo
Say it with a kinder look
on your face, ka-ching.
[11:37] Dan
What's that?
[11:38] Dan
"When I isolated myself from sound and
[11:40] Dan
radio waves so I could immerse myself in study,
[11:42] Dan
it happened as a result by total chance."
[11:45] Kaito
By chance?! Due to a hobby?!
[11:47] Dan
What's that?
[11:48] Dan
"Anyway, it's strange that only you
two didn't become money zombies."
[11:53] Kaito
Hm? Actually, yeah, that's true.
[11:55] Kaito
Even though Mitsuo, Fukuta, Platina,
and Sis all became money zombies...
[12:00] Kaito
Why were we the only ones who didn't?
[12:02] Boo
Boo is a money fairy, you know!
[12:04] Dan
Oh, indeed!
[12:05] Dan
The Resort Virus only works on living creatures!
[12:09] Kaito
Then what about me?
[12:10] Dan
Well, uh...
[12:12] Boo
They say idiots don't catch colds,
[12:15] Boo
so you didn't catch the
Resort Virus, either, ka-ching.
[12:17] Kaito
Oh, that's why?
[12:20] Kaito
Hey, I'm not an idiot!
[12:22] Boo
Come on!
[12:23] Boo
You regularly show your bare butt, ka-ching.
[12:25] Boo
You'd be the same whether it
affected you or not, ka-ching.
[12:28] Kaito
What was that?!
[12:29] Kaito
Then why didn't he turn into a money zombie?!
[12:33] Dan
That certainly is strange.
[12:35] Kaito
That's it! I get it!
[12:38] Kaito
It's because you're an idiot!
[12:41] Sekito
You're the one person I don't
want to hear that from.
[12:43] Kaito
You don't have to be shy!
[12:45] Kaito
Just because you're a bigger idiot than me.
[12:48] Sekito
I'm not an idiot!
[12:50] Kaito
Ow! What're you doing?!
[12:52] Dan
Anyway,
[12:53] Dan
our top priority right now
is saving our comrades!
[12:57] Kaito
Is there some way to turn
them back to normal?
[12:59] Dan
Well...
[13:00] Dan
Nanten was in the process
of developing a vaccine,
[13:04] Dan
but it's apparently pretty difficult.
[13:07] Sekito
Come to think of it, that guy...
[13:09] (Flashback) J
Your ball might become the
key that saves everyone.
[13:12] Sekito
He said something like that.
[13:15] Dan
That's—
[13:16] Sekito
There's a program in this ball to
stop the black money vagrants
[13:21] Sekito
from the Towers of Seizure.
[13:24] Sekito
What's wrong?
[13:25] Dan
What?
[13:26] Dan
He says, "It looks like we can
use it to develop the vaccine!"
[13:30] Kaito
Huh?!
[13:31] Kaito
If you can make that,
everyone can go back to normal?!
[13:33] Dan
Yeah! It'll take some time, but for sure!
[13:39] Kaito
What's that?
[13:43] MZ
Money!
[13:45] Kaito
Sis?! Fukuta! Mitsuo!
[13:47] Dan
Why are they here?
[13:49] Sekito
It was this thing?!
[13:51] Kaito
Ow! What're you doing?
[13:53] Sekito
It's a transmitter.
[13:56] Kaito
When did that get there?!
[13:58] Dan
Then what should we do now?
[14:00] Dan
If that many of them break in, we can't stop them.
[14:04] Kaito
No, we'll stop them!
[14:05] Sekito
The Resort Virus won't work on us, after all.
[14:08] Kaito
That's right, since you're an idiot!
[14:10] Sekito
I told you, you're the idiot!
[14:12] Bukimi
It's true...
[14:13] Bukimi
Money troubles are so amusing!
[14:16] Kaito
What?
[14:17] Bukimi
Even adults who are normally so self-important
[14:19] Bukimi
go crazy when it comes to money.
[14:22] Bukimi
That's why I changed their money troubles into
[14:25] Bukimi
the power of greed and granted their wishes!
[14:28] Kaito
Drop the self-serving crap!
[14:31] Kaito
Give back my employees and my sister!
[14:33] Bukimi
Sure.
[14:34] Bukimi
I don't need these weak guys.
[14:37] Bukimi
I don't know if they actually want
to go back themselves or not, though.
[14:41] Kaito
Huh?
[14:42] Sekito
Doesn't look like the
brainwashing has been broken.
[14:45] Kaito
That's fine by me!
[14:46] Kaito
I'll wake them up for sure this time!
[14:49] Kaito
Just you wait!
[14:52] Kaito
Bank register, activate!
[14:54] Kaito
Job change!
[14:58] Kaito
Enter the Prize!
SIGN Enter the Prize
[15:04] Sekito
Bank register, activate!
[15:06] Sekito
Job change!
[15:11] Sekito
Credit Loan Wolf!
[15:15] [SONG] Sign
Credit Loan Wolf
[15:16] Announcer
Here we go!
[15:18] Announcer
Challenging the Enter the Prize
and Credit Loan Wolf tag-team are...
[15:22] Mitsuo
Money!
[15:23] Fukuta
Money!
[15:25] Announcer
Unbelievable!
[15:26] Announcer
It's Beep Boop Game Machine
and Tea Picking Cat!
[15:29] Announcer
The very same from Big Money Company!
It's an internal division battle!
[15:38] Mitsuo
I feel the power of the black money.
[15:41] Fukuta
I don't intend to lose now, though.
[15:44] Dan
Kaito-don! Sekito-don!
[15:46] J
I'll make sure of your
power with my own eyes.
[15:50] Announcer
No time limit!
[15:51] Announcer
Hero Battle!
[15:54] All
Fight!
[15:55] Kaito
Here I go!
[15:56] Kaito
I'll use my money on hand and open your eyes!
[15:59] Mitsuo
Whose eyes are you going to open, exactly?
[16:02] Kaito
The eyes of our managing director,
the guy who loves business opportunities,
[16:05] Kaito
and the number one genius at
Big Money Elementary, Mitsuo!
[16:09] Kaito
Don't underestimate your friends!
[16:11] Mitsuo
We aren't friends!
[16:13] Kaito
Huh?
[16:14] Kaito
Not friends?
[16:17] Mitsuo
Right now, I have a dream.
[16:19] Mitsuo
Henceforth, I will stand at the
summit of the financial world,
[16:23] Mitsuo
and squeeze all the rubbish
for everything they're worth!
[16:26] Mitsuo
I don't need friends for that end!
[16:29] Mitsuo
I won't forgive anyone who gets in
my way, no matter who they may be!
[16:33] Kaito
M-Mitsuo!
[16:35] Kaito
You...
[16:37] Mitsuo
The way I am now, I can attack
you without hesitation!
[16:40] Mitsuo
Bankroll...
[16:43] Mitsuo
Attack!
[16:45] J
Th-That's an amazing attack!
[16:48] Dan
A bankroll, of all things!
[16:50] Sekito
Kaito! Tag me, switch!
[16:52] Mitsuo
A good fact to know:
[16:54] Mitsuo
you've got to spend money to make money!
[16:57] Mitsuo
Now, suffer more!
[16:58] Announcer
Is this the influence of the Resort Virus?!
[17:02] Announcer
The method of attack is ridiculously sleazy,
[17:04] Announcer
but it doesn't break any rules!
[17:06] Announcer
The battle continues!
[17:09] Mitsuo
There's still more!
[17:10] Mitsuo
Rampage Ultra Programming!
[17:15] Sekito
That's enough, Kaito.
[17:17] Sekito
Substitution!
[17:18] Mitsuo
Us, too.
[17:19] Fukuta
Changing in, though!
[17:21] Sekito
Honestly! Don't keep on dreaming forever!
[17:26] Fukuta
We don't need you, though!
SIGN Unfriendly
[17:28] Fukuta
You're unfriendly, antisocial, you don't eat,
SIGN Antisocial
SIGN Don't Eat
[17:33] Fukuta
and you're just a boring guy with
no humanity in him, though!
SIGN Boring Guy With No Humanity
[17:41] Sekito
No humanity...
[17:43] Fukuta
Besides, for how suggestive your
entrance was, your presence is weak,
[17:47] Fukuta
your character is poorly-defined, and you
don't participate in any meaningful way...
[17:50] Fukuta
You'll never be popular that way, though!
[17:53] Dan
An amazing mental attack!
[17:56] Fukuta
Now do you get it, though?
[17:59] Fukuta
Mess with me and you'll get burned, though.
[18:02] Fukuta
Red Hot Love AdvenTEAre!
[18:05] Sekito
Hot!
[18:08] Fukuta
Crap!
[18:09] Fukuta
Now that Nagare's gone,
[18:11] Fukuta
if I defeat Sekito, I'll be
the only hunk left, though!
[18:15] J
Fukuta?!
[18:16] Fukuta
But this still isn't the end, though!
[18:19] Fukuta
Certain kill!
[18:20] Fukuta
Rampage Tea Stacking Paradise!
[18:24] Announcer
It's more gigantic than usual!
[18:26] Announcer
And it's falling down!
[18:31] Kaito
Sekito!
[18:32] Fukuta
Now I'll be most popular, though!
[18:37] Fukuta
How could an inhuman guy
like you ever make friends?
[18:43] Mitsuo
Still, it's strange.
[18:45] Fukuta
The gong isn't ringing, no matter
how much time passes, though.
[18:49] Kaito
Sekito!
[18:50] Sekito
Stay away!
[18:52] Sekito
I don't need to tag out!
[18:53] Sekito
I don't need comrades!
[18:54] Sekito
I'll fight alone!
[18:56] Kaito
Alone?
[18:57] Sekito
I'm not an idiot, nor am I
part of Big Money Company!
[19:00] Sekito
I'm a solitary warrior! A lone wolf!
[19:03] Sekito
I'm Sekito Sakurada!
[19:06] Sekito
Kaito! You're naïve!
[19:08] Sekito
Going on about smiles being free and friends,
[19:11] Sekito
even though you can't
do anything on your own!
[19:13] Sekito
This is the isolated Hero Suit he created!
[19:17] Sekito
I'm more than enough to
handle this mission alone!
[19:19] Sekito
I don't need friends dragging me down!
[19:22] J
"He"?
[19:23] Sekito
Just watch me from there!
[19:30] Both
He's serious!
[19:31] Sekito
You better believe it!
[19:33] Sekito
Isolated Moonfall Dunk!
[19:40] Both
Don't wake up from the dream!
[19:44] Announcer
It's over!
[19:45] Announcer
Winner: Credit Loan Wolf!
[19:50] Kaito
Mitsuo! Fukuta!
[19:51] Mitsuo
Huh? Kaito-kun, what happened to us?
[19:55] Fukuta
I get the feeling I was having
a happy dream, though.
[20:00] Kaito
Hey, you guys!
[20:02] Kaito
Do you know how much trouble
you put us through?!
[20:04] Bukimi
I knew it. Those weak guys just won't do.
[20:08] Bukimi
This is boring.
[20:10] Bukimi
Next time I'll make the Resort
Virus ten times more powerful.
[20:15] Bukimi
And I'll take away that
irritating resistance guy
[20:19] Bukimi
who always gets in my way!
[20:23] Kaito
Danjirou!
[20:25] Bukimi
The rest of you weaklings don't matter.
[20:27] Bukimi
Playing with these guys seems more fun!
[20:30] Mitsuo
Huh? Ai-san, too?!
[20:32] Kaito
Sis!
[20:33] Bukimi
See you, everyone!
[20:37] Kaito
Hey, wait right there!
[20:40] Kaito
Sis!
[20:42] Kaito
Sis!
[22:15] Kaito
Who is Justice Star?
[22:17] J
The janitor who cleans up
the evils of this world.
[22:20] Boo
I've seen your face
somewhere before, ka-ching.
[22:22] Nagare
Cleaning love!
[22:23] Kaito
Next time: "Strongest Tag-team Formation!
SIGN "Strongest Tag-team Formation! Kaito and Sekito!!"
[22:25] Kaito
Kaito and Sekito!!"
[22:27] Kaito
Let's rake in the dough!
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