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29 - Money is Power! Ryuuga Tennouji Makes Landfall!!

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[00:00] Sekito
    Electromagnetic Intervention!
[00:00] Kaito
    The mysterious Rampage Suits
    appeared before us yet again!
[00:05] Kaito
    Nagare and I finished them
    off with our nice combo!
[00:11] Kaito
    But Nagare protected me
[00:13] Kaito
    and got crushed by the strange
    tower that suddenly fell!
SIGN    HERO BANK
SIGN    Money is Power! Ryuuga Tennouji Makes Landfall!!
[01:50] Kaito
    Money is Power!
[01:52] Kaito
    Ryuuga Tennouji Makes Landfall!!
[01:57] Kaito
    Nagare... Nagare!
[02:01] Sekito
    It's no use.
[02:02] Sekito
    The Tower of Seizure has a barrier around it.
[02:06] Boo
    That's right, ka-ching.
[02:07] Boo
    There's nothing a flesh-and-blood
    human can do about it, ka-ching.
[02:11] Kaito
    But Nagare is under here!
[02:14] Kaito
    Nagare is!
[02:21] Sekito
    I'll put this on your tab.
[02:29] Mitsuo
    Kaito-kun!
[02:31] Fukuta
    Kaito!
[02:35] Kaito
    Where are we?
[02:36] Fukuta
    Gold Base, though.
[02:39] Boo
    Sekito carried you here, ka-ching.
[02:42] Kaito
    What? He did?
[02:44] Mitsuo
    Yes.
[02:48] Kaito
    Oh, right...
[02:49] Kaito
    I clung to that tower...
[02:52] Fukuta
    Kaito...
[02:53] Mitsuo
    Kaito-kun...
[02:55] Kaito
    Wait, so what happened to Nagare?
[02:58] Mitsuo
    Don't!
[02:59] Mitsuo
    You need to stay still for a while.
[03:02] Fukuta
    You can't do anything in that shape, though.
[03:04] Kaito
    Shut up!
[03:05] Kaito
    I'll save Nagare!
[03:07] Sennen
    Chide!
[03:09] Sennen
    Don't lose your cool!
[03:12] Kaito
    It's Old Man Sennen!
[03:13] Kaito
    And Granny Explains-it-all!
[03:16] Hikari
    It's Hikari Takarano!
[03:20] Fukuta
    Scary, though!
[03:22] Mitsuo
    "Granny" is definitely a taboo word.
[03:24] Kaito
    Yeah.
[03:24] Hikari
    Kaito-kun!
[03:25] Kaito
    Y-Yes!
[03:26] Hikari
    It's all right.
[03:28] Hikari
    Nagare-kun is safe.
[03:29] Kaito
    Huh? Really?
[03:31] Hikari
    Yes.
[03:33] Hikari
    The Tower of Seizure has a function that absorbs
[03:37] Hikari
    money and financially valuable commodities,
    and converts them to data.
[03:41] Hikari
    It normally has little to no ability to
    absorb ordinary, flesh-and-blood humans.
[03:46] Hikari
    But, it's likely cyberspace was generated
    at the exact moment he was hit,
[03:50] Hikari
    then Nagare-kun was converted into data
[03:52] Hikari
    and sucked into the Tower of Seizure.
[03:55] Boo
    That's impossible, ka-ching!
[03:58] Hikari
    Yes, I was surprised, too.
[04:01] Hikari
    However, Nagare-kun was a resident
    of the Underbank for some time.
[04:05] Hikari
    It's possible his body is predisposed
    for easy digitization as a result.
[04:11] Kaito
    Um, I don't really get it,
[04:14] Kaito
    but Nagare is alive, right?
[04:16] Hikari
    Of course!
[04:18] Hikari
    I've confirmed for certain
    that his data was absorbed.
[04:22] Hikari
    He definitely isn't dead!
[04:26] Kaito
    Thank goodness!
[04:27] Kaito
    Nagare is... Nagare is...!
[04:30] Hikari
    Don't cry!
[04:32] Hikari
    I'm tracking the data absorbed by
    the Tower of Seizure right now.
[04:36] Hikari
    If all goes well, I should be able to
    figure out Nagare-kun's whereabouts!
[04:40] Kaito
    Huh? Really?
[04:44] Extra
    It's an earthquake!
[04:45] Isshin
    No! This is...
[04:51] Isshin
    Everyone, look out!
[04:59] Isshin
    What?!
[05:01] Isshin
    An airship?
[05:09] Maezono
    At attention!
[05:11] Underling
    Yes! All hands have finished preparations!
[05:16] Underling
    Yes, sir!
[05:18] Maezono
    Nice work so early in the morning, Bro!
[05:21] Ryuuga
    Wrong!
[05:23] Ryuuga
    How many times do I have to tell
    you before you get it, Maezono?!
[05:26] Ryuuga
    I always tell ya to call me "president," you idiot!
[05:31] Maezono
    Sorry, Br—
[05:33] Maezono
    I mean, President!
[05:35] Ryuuga
    Attention!
[05:36] Maezono
    Attention!
[05:38] Underlings
    Sir, yes, sir!
[05:43] Ryuuga
    All right, listen up, you lot!
[05:46] Ryuuga
    I, Ryuuga Tennouji, will be buying
    up all the fish in this place!
[05:51] A
    All of it?
[05:52] B
    There's no way he can do that!
[05:54] Ryuuga
    Now, then!
[05:56] Ryuuga
    Why don'tcha tell me if there's
    no way or not after ya see this?!
[06:01] Shop
    Th-This is...
[06:03] Shop
    Money!
[06:05] Ryuuga
    This is twice,
[06:07] Ryuuga
    no, three times the normal amount, ain't it?!
[06:11] A
    I'm sold!
[06:12] B
    Me, too!
[06:13] A
    Wait a second!
[06:14] A
    Our place has an agreement
    to buy your place's fish.
[06:17] A
    Sorry, it's just business.
[06:19] A
    What was that?!
[06:20] B
    That's right! Our customers are waiting!
[06:22] B
    I can't open the store like this, can I?!
[06:25] B
    That's your own problem, isn't it?
[06:27] A
    What was that?!
[06:28] B
    Hey!
[06:29] Ryuuga
    Very good.
[06:31] Ryuuga
    Whatever agreements they may have,
[06:33] Ryuuga
    humans change their tune at the drop of a hat
[06:35] Ryuuga
    if ya dangle a roll of banknotes in front of them.
[06:39] Isshin
    Knock it off already!
[06:42] Shopkeepers
    Young Master!
[06:43] Isshin
    All of you...
[06:44] Isshin
    Trampling all over your business agreements
[06:46] Isshin
    just because there's a bunch of money
    piled in front of you is abominable!
[06:50] Isshin
    I, Isshin, cannot ignore such behavior!
[06:54] Ryuuga
    What's your deal,
[06:56] Ryuuga
    gettin' in the way of other
    people's business transactions?
[06:58] Isshin
    Silence!
[07:00] Isshin
    I'll never call the way you toss wads of money
[07:02] Isshin
    in people's faces a respectable business!
[07:06] Ryuuga
    Looks like we've got a
    brat with some pluck here.
[07:09] Ryuuga
    But ya know, I hate guys I can't silence
    with money so much, I could spew!
[07:15] Isshin
    I, as well!
[07:17] Isshin
    It's in my nature to want to gut
    and fillet a sorry fool like you!
[07:23] Ryuuga
    You wanna have at it, then?
[07:24] Isshin
    Just what I wanted!
[07:41] Shop
    No way!
[07:46] Ryuuga
    Small fry.
[07:48] A
    Young Master!
[07:50] DealerA
    Hang in there!
[07:50] Ryuuga
    Since he was called "Fish Samurai,"
    I thought he'd have more of a backbone,
[07:56] Ryuuga
    but he was more like a jellyfish.
[07:58] Ryuuga
    Maezono.
[08:00] Ryuuga
    Load the fish we bought onto the boat.
[08:02] Mae
    Sir!
[08:02] Ryuuga
    Before that gets here!
[08:05] A
    "That"?
[08:13] Shop
    What is this?
[08:22] Ryuuga
    How's that?!
[08:23] Ryuuga
    I ain't got a single yen to give to you fools!
[08:26] Ryuuga
    The money and the loot's all mine!
[08:30] Ryuuga
    Maezono, weigh anchor.
[08:33] Mae
    Sir!
[08:34] A
    Wait!
SIGN    Pork Skewers
SIGN    Takoyaki
[08:47] All
    Good work today, President!
SIGN    Okonomiyaki
[08:49] Ryuuga
    Makin' good with today's haul?
[08:51] Koma
    Yes! Please have a look!
[08:53] ---
    I made 'em with fresh-caught, nice 'n snappy crab.
[08:55] ---
    It's seafood okonomiyaki!
[08:58] Ryuuga
    Oh, that's amazin', Komagawa!
[09:01] Ryuuga
    No less from our young boss!
[09:04] Ryuuga
    Hey, Maezono, take a look.
[09:11] Ryuuga
    What incredible technique!
[09:14] Ryuuga
    Oh, Komagawa, c'mere and take a look at this!
[09:18] Ryuuga
    The way ya cut it! It's okonomiyaki!
[09:21] Ryuuga
    But ya cut it like pizza?!
[09:24] Ryuuga
    Lemme show ya how yer supposed to cut it!
[09:27] Ryuuga
    Remember it well!
[09:29] Nakano
    Komagawa, how long have ya been workin'
    under the president now, anyway?
[09:34] Ryuuga
    Nakano!
[09:36] Ryuuga
    You fiend! What'd you just do?!
[09:39] Ryuuga
    How many times do I gotta tell ya it's forbidden
[09:41] Ryuuga
    to double-dip in the pork skewer sauce?!
[09:44] Ryuuga
    Nakano, I'm gonna have ya pay the price for this!
[09:50] Ryuuga
    Ya better prepare yourself...
[09:52] Ryuuga
    Enema!
[09:55] Komakawa
    That's...
[09:56] Maezono
    The dreaded laxative, Buttjet!
[09:59] Komakawa
    If ya get that stuck up your butt,
[10:02] Komakawa
    you'll need to go to the bathroom a second later!
[10:05] Mae
    It's a heinous medicine that
    makes ya eject from your butt
[10:08] Mae
    with jet propulsion enough
    to break your butt hole!
[10:12] Komakawa
    So strict, he shows no mercy
    even on his own underlings!
[10:16] Komakawa
    But that also has its own charms!
[10:19] Ryuuga
    All right!
[10:20] Ryuuga
    Let's get to the next place
    and rake in some dough!
[10:22] All
    Yes, sir!
[10:24] Mitsuo
    Kaito-kun! Kaito-kun!
[10:26] Mitsuo
    There's big trouble!
[10:27] Fukuta
    Isshin has...
[10:29] Kaito
    What about Isshin?!
SIGN    Big Money Hospital
[10:33] Kaito
    H-Hey, are you all right?!
[10:35] Kaito
    Isshin!
[10:37] Isshin
    Kaito-dono...
[10:38] Kaito
    Who did this to you?
[10:40] Isshin
    A tiger!
[10:42] Isshin
    Look out for the tiger!
[10:44] Isshin
    A white tiger!
[10:45] Kaito
    What? A white tiger?
[10:47] ---
    No!
[10:48] Town
    Stop it!
[10:52] Ryuuga
    Suck it up! Suck it all up!
[10:54] Town
    Stop!
[10:56] Ryuuga
    Money is power! Power is money!
[10:59] Ryuuga
    I will force this world into submission with money!
[11:04] Shop
    The money we worked so hard for!
[11:05] ---
    Our money!
[11:07] Kid
    It's being taken away!
[11:12] Hostess
    Darn you! Stop this!
SIGN    Candy Store
[11:15] Ryuuga
    What're ya doing?!
[11:16] Hostess
    This is a place for kids to make fun memories
    on their way home from school!
[11:22] Hostess
    No matter how much money you might offer me,
[11:24] Hostess
    I don't have a single Yummy Stick
    to give to a thug like you!
[11:31] Ryuuga
    Yer a nice-lookin' woman, although a little gaudy.
[11:34] Ryuuga
    Here's a tip!
[11:36] Ryuuga
    Go buy some leopard-print
    trousers with it or somethin'.
[11:39] Hostess
    Who needs this kind of money?!
[11:46] Ryuuga
    You cow!
[11:47] Ryuuga
    I'm nice to ya and you get all stuck-up?!
[11:48] Kaito
    That's enough!
[11:50] Ryuuga
    Who the heck are you?!
[11:52] Kaito
    We are...
SIGN    Smiles Are Free
[11:53] Kaito
    "Free smiles are the best reward,"
SIGN    Whole-Hearted Devotion
[11:56] Kaito
    Big Money Company's...
[11:58] Kaito
    Company President: Kaito Gosho!
[11:58] sign
    Company President
[12:01] Mitsuo
    Managing Director: Mitsuo Zaizen!
SIGN    Managing Director
[12:03] Fukuta
    Prophecy Chief: Fukuta Kanemaru!
[12:03] [SONG] sign
    Prophecy Chief
[12:05] Boo
    And treasurer, Boochokkin, ka-ching!
SIGN    Big Money Company Treasurer Boochokkin
[12:08] Boo
    Nice to meet you!
[12:10] Three
    Hey, when did that happen, Boochokkin?!
[12:13] Ryuuga
    And?
[12:14] Ryuuga
    I don't know if you're Big
    Money (Gappori) or Dotonbori,
[12:17] Ryuuga
    but what business do ya have with me?
[12:20] Kaito
    That's obvious!
[12:22] Kaito
    We'll protect the hostess and
    the Yummy Sticks ourselves!
[12:25] Ryuuga
    From me, huh?
[12:26] Kaito
    That's right!
[12:28] Ryuuga
    Okay, brat...
[12:29] Ryuuga
    Sounds mighty fun to me!
[12:31] Boo
    If a Bankfon has been influenced
    even once by the Tower of Seizure,
[12:35] Boo
    you can't use it again!
[12:37] Kaito
    Really?
[12:38] Fukuta
    Use the bank register, though!
[12:41] Kaito
    Yeah!
[12:43] Kaito
    Bank register, activate!
[12:46] Kaito
    Data call!
[12:49] Kaito
    Card entry!
[12:52] Kaito
    Job change!
[12:57] Kaito
    Enter the Gold!
SIGN    Enter the Gold
[13:01] Ryuuga
    Job change!
[13:03] Ryuuga
    This is mine!
[13:08] Ryuuga
    Like the White Tiger!
SIGN    Like the White Tiger
[13:14] Kaito
    What? A white tiger?
[13:16] Kaito
    So you're the one who attacked Isshin!
[13:18] Ryuuga
    Isshin?
[13:20] Ryuuga
    Oh, the brat I pummeled at the fish market?
[13:23] Ryuuga
    Very well...
[13:24] Ryuuga
    I was just thinkin' that small
    fry wasn't enough of a challenge.
[13:27] Ryuuga
    Come at me anytime!
[13:29] Kaito
    Same here! I'll get revenge for Isshin!
[13:33] Announcer
    Here we go!
[13:35] Announcer
    Now, here in the Big Money District,
    where things have grown dire
[13:38] Announcer
    after being exposed to the
    menace of the Tower of Seizure,
[13:40] Announcer
    we have a showdown between the elementary
    schooler Kaito Gosho's Enter the Gold,
[13:44] Announcer
    and the fierce tiger of the west,
[13:45] Announcer
    Ryuuga Tennouji's Like the White Tiger!
[13:48] Announcer
    Hero Battle!
[13:51] Kaito
    Fight!
[13:52] Sekito
    So it's finally started.
[13:54] Sekito
    The newly-rich tyrant from Osaka who's
    been throwing his weight around...
[13:58] Sekito
    Show me just how much you
    can do against Ryuuga Tennouji.
[14:06] Kaito
    What?!
[14:07] Mitsuo
    He stopped Enter the Gold's attack!
[14:09] Fukuta
    With a single hand, though!
[14:13] Ryuuga
    That punch ain't gonna work.
[14:15] Ryuuga
    I thought a cat was swattin' at me!
[14:19] Ryuuga
    This time it's comin' right at ya from my end!
[14:21] Ryuuga
    White Hot Tiger Impact!
[14:25] Announcer
    Whoa! A super-special skill right off the bat!
[14:30] Mitsuo
    With just one shot!
[14:32] Boo
    This is the terror of the man called
    the strongest fighter, ka-ching!
[14:35] Mitsuo
    The strongest fighter?
[14:37] Fukuta
    I didn't hear about that, though!
[14:40] Ryuuga
    What's that?
[14:41] Ryuuga
    Over already, after all yer big talk?
[14:44] Ryuuga
    What a bore!
[14:45] Kaito
    No way!
[14:47] Announcer
    He stood up!
[14:49] Announcer
    Enter the Gold has stood up once more!
[14:54] Kaito
    Darn it!
[14:54] Boo
    H-Hey!
[14:56] Boo
    Why is he...
[14:57] Boo
    He's going at him head-first,
    like an idiot, ka-ching!
[15:00] Mitsuo
    It might be because Kaito-kun instinctively realizes
[15:04] Mitsuo
    that tricks won't work on this opponent.
[15:06] Mitsuo
    That his only chance is to clash with him head-on!
[15:12] Ryuuga
    You brat. Looks like lungin' at me is all yer good at.
[15:20] Both
    Don't lose, Kaito!
[15:22] Isshin
    Do your best! And...
[15:24] Hostess
    Be sure to protect it!
[15:26] All
    Everyone's city! Our city!
[15:29] Kaito
    You guys!
[15:30] Boo
    I smell it, ka-ching!
[15:31] Boo
    I smell passionate money, ka-ching!
[15:33] Boo
    Everyone's feelings are pouring into
    Kaito in the blink of an eye, ka-ching!
[15:37] Mitsuo
    If it's come to this,
[15:39] Mitsuo
    I'll use my hidden funds from Big
    Money Company's secret account!
[15:42] Fukuta
    You were still hiding some, though?
[15:45] Kaito
    Here it is!
[15:46] Kaito
    I can feel it...
[15:48] Kaito
    Every last precious yen holds
[15:51] Kaito
    everyone's feelings, everyone's hearts!
[15:54] Kaito
    I'm raking them all in!
[16:01] Boo
    What's this, ka-ching?!
[16:02] Mitsuo
    Everyone's feelings contained in the money
[16:04] Mitsuo
    are making him evolve into Enter the Hero!
[16:07] Ryuuga
    Evolve?!
[16:14] Kaito
    Enter the Hero!
SIGN    Enter the Hero
[16:18] Ryuuga
    It can't be!
[16:19] Ryuuga
    Why were you able to job
    switch with a bank register?!
[16:22] Kaito
    This is no job switch!
[16:24] Kaito
    It's an evolution!
[16:25] Isshin
    I want to protect everyone's feelings!
[16:27] Hostess
    I want to protect everyone's city!
[16:29] Kaito
    All those people's feelings
[16:32] Kaito
    made me evolve!
[16:35] Kaito
    Here I go!
[16:36] Kaito
    Shiny Speed!
[16:41] Kaito
    Explosive Last Rush!
[16:47] All
    He did it!
[16:48] Isshin
    All right!
[16:49] Hostess
    Kaito-kun!
[16:50] Announcer
    Enter the Hero's strongest special
    skill has been unleashed!
[16:55] Kaito
    All right!
[16:58] Ryuuga
    Now you've gone and done it...
[17:00] Kaito
    What?!
[17:02] Ryuuga
    You struck my face!
[17:05] Ryuuga
    Ya got some nerve, don'tcha?!
[17:07] Ryuuga
    Maezono!
[17:09] Mae
    Sir!
[17:10] Ryuuga
    Open my personal account!
[17:12] Maezono
    Huh?
[17:12] Maezono
    But, President, that's your...
[17:14] Ryuuga
    Quit yer fussin'!
[17:16] Ryuuga
    Don't argue with me! Just hurry it up!
[17:18] Maezono
    Y-Yes, sir!
[17:22] Maezono
    Personal account open!
[17:24] Maezono
    Card slash!
[17:25] Maezono
    Entering PIN.
[17:27] CPU
    PIN confirmed.
[17:30] CPU
    Money load 120%.
[17:34] CPU
    Target scope open.
[17:36] Mae
    Fire!
[17:37] CPU
    Money discharging.
[17:39] CPU
    Remittance!
[17:43] Ryuuga
    Here it comes, here it comes!
[17:47] Mitsuo
    This is bad!
[17:49] Fukuta
    His opponent's money gauge
    is going way up, though!
[17:52] Ryuuga
    That's right!
[17:53] Ryuuga
    This is the money I've squirreled
    away ever since I was a kid!
[17:56] Ryuuga
    It's packed with emotional attachment!
[17:59] Ryuuga
    I've torn it all outta my own pocket!
[18:00] Ryuuga
    That makes it extraordinary!
[18:02] Kaito
    So what if you did?
[18:05] Kaito
    While we're at it, I'll tear you a new one!
[18:07] Ryuuga
    All right!
[18:08] Ryuuga
    Clap Clap Headbutt!
[18:12] Ryuuga
    Take this!
[18:14] Ryuuga
    Here I go!
[18:15] Ryuuga
    This is
[18:16] Ryuuga
    an Osaka specialty!
[18:18] Ryuuga
    The Wind
[18:20] Ryuuga
    Blows Down from Mount Rokko!
[18:25] Isshin
    Kaito-dono!
[18:26] Sekito
    This is bad!
[18:27] Sekito
    The damage will make his
    Hero Suit's data disappear!
[18:30] Ryuuga
    Yer buck naked!
[18:32] Ryuuga
    This will end it!
[18:35] Both
    Stop it!
[18:38] Sekito
    Electromagnetic intervention!
[18:40] Ryuuga
    The Wind Blows Down from Mount Rokko!
[18:48] Ryuuga
    Who's that?!
[18:50] Sekito
    I'll be taking him back.
[18:52] Ryuuga
    What?!
[18:53] Ryuuga
    You think I'll let you?!
[18:59] Ryuuga
    Crap!
[19:03] Ryuuga
    Got away, huh?
[19:05] Ryuuga
    Still, that Hero Suit just now...
[19:10] Ryuuga
    Yeah, it's me.
[19:12] Ryuuga
    What?
[19:15] Ryuuga
    I am? Me?!
[19:22] Ryuuga
    Good work, President!
[19:24] Ryuuga
    You imbeciles!
[19:25] Ryuuga
    I'm no president!
[19:26] Maezono
    Huh?
[19:27] Ryuuga
    Starting today...
[19:30] Ryuuga
    I'm the Kansai branch head!
[19:33] Maezono
    You're going to run all six
    Kansai prefectures on your own?
[19:37] All
    Congratulations, President!
[19:39] All
    No! Branch Head!
[19:41] Ryuuga
    Yeah, I'm headed back to Osaka now!
[19:44] All
    Huh?
[19:45] Maezono
    But what about this island you just took?
[19:47] Ryuuga
    Maezono!
[19:49] ---
    Did ya think I'd take one bite,
    then just spit it right back out?
[19:53] Ryuuga
    I'm entrusting this place to you!
[19:56] Maezono
    Huh? Oh, understood!
[19:59] Ryuuga
    But...
[20:01] Ryuuga
    Make sure ya watch out for them.
[20:03] Ryuuga
    The wolf lad and Kaito-whatsit.
[20:09] All
    Yes, Branch Head!
[20:11] Kaito
    Crap!
[20:13] Kaito
    Crap! Crap! Crap!
[20:16] Kaito
    I was no match for him at all!
[20:19] Kaito
    And...
[20:20] Kaito
    I was saved by him again!
[20:24] Kaito
    Crap!
[20:27] Kaito
    Huh? Wh-What?!
[20:29] Kaito
    Did I strain too much and drop my balls?
[20:33] Kaito
    Are you...
[20:35] Kaito
    the god of poop?!
[20:38] Nagata
    No! I am...
[20:41] Nagata
    the cabinet prime minister!
[22:15] Mitsuo
    A prime minister, out of a toilet bowl?!
[22:17] Kaito
    Does that mean he came out of my butt?!
[22:20] Boo
    What did you eat yesterday, ka-ching?
[22:22] Kaito
    Next time: "Take Down the Seven Gods of Suits!
SIGN    "Take Down the Seven Gods of Suits!
    Kaito's a Special Agent!!"
[22:24] Kaito
    Kaito's a Special Agent!!"
[22:26] Kaito
    Let's rake in the dough!