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41 - To Tohoku! Toilet Recovery Mission!!

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SIGN    5 cm per visit!!
[00:00] Kaito
    Hokosu Shachi of the Seven Gods of Suits
SIGN    Nagoya Station Front
[00:02] Kaito
    was controlling people with
    a terrible Economization Order.
[00:05] Kaito
    Mitsuo and I got the better of him
    in a tag-team savings battle,
[00:08] Kaito
    and in the end, I took him down
    with my new special attack!
[00:12] Kaito
    We also liberated the city of Nagoya!
[00:14] Kaito
    And now we're heading out
    on another business trip!
SIGN    HERO BANK
SIGN    To Tohoku! Toilet Recovery Mission!!
[01:49] Kaito
    To Tohoku!
[01:50] Kaito
    Toilet Recovery Mission!!
[02:03] Kaito
    It's cold!
[02:05] Fukuta
    It feels like my body and soul
    are going to freeze, though.
[02:07] Fukuta
    I want to go home and snuggle
    up under a kotatsu, though!
[02:12] Mitsuo
    What are you two doing?
[02:14] Mitsuo
    We have Big Money Company
    business to attend to!
[02:17] Kaito
    What?!
[02:18] Fukuta
    We've been going on business trips so often,
[02:20] Fukuta
    I'm burned out physically
    and mentally, though.
[02:23] Boo
    We should rest up for the
    next business trip, ka-ching.
[02:26] Mitsuo
    We can't.
[02:28] Mitsuo
    We're going to rake in the dough again today!
[02:32] Mitsuo
    Where did Sekito-kun go?
[02:35] Kaito
    Yeah, I don't see him.
[02:38] Kaito
    What the?!
[02:39] Kaito
    This way!
[02:40] Kaito
    What's wrong, Sekito?
[02:42] Sekito
    I just got here, too.
[02:45] Takeda
    Help me!
[02:47] Takeda
    My pee's frozen and I can't get free!
[02:51] Kaito
    Sensei, I know it's cold, but...
[02:53] Fukuta
    This is just too much
    of a laugh riot, though!
[02:56] Boo
    That's pathetically dumb, ka-ching!
[02:58] Mitsuo
    Don't laugh! We have to help him!
[03:07] Kaito
    There, you're all right now.
[03:09] Takeda
    Th-Thank you...
[03:11] Fukuta
    It must be super cold for
    pee to freeze, though.
[03:15] Kaito
    We'd better head home before we
    freeze our butts off next, Mitsuo.
[03:18] Mitsuo
    I guess we have no choice.
[03:22] Kaito
    I'm starving...
[03:24] Fukuta
    There's a convenience
    store over there, though!
[03:26] Kaito
    All right, let's drop in for a minute.
SIGN    E-Money Mart
[03:29] Mitsuo
    Huh?
[03:30] Mitsuo
    Sekito-kun?
[03:32] Kaito
    I'm surprised he visits convenience stores, too.
[03:34] Mitsuo
    Seriously.
[03:35] Mitsuo
    I'm curious to know what he's buying.
[03:40] Oto
    S-Save me!
[03:42] Oto
    I'm frozen to the toilet
    seat and can't stand up!
[03:45] Kaito
    That sounds an awful lot
    like Takeda-sensei...
[03:47] Fukuta
    Is it that cold today, though?
[03:49] Sekito
    Again?
[03:51] Mob
    My toilet's frozen!
[03:53] Mob1
    Mine, too!
[03:55] Kaito
    What the heck?
[03:56] Kaito
    Are all the toilets in town frozen?
[03:58] Fukuta
    Sounds like it, though.
[04:00] Mitsuo
    No matter how cold it is,
[04:01] Mitsuo
    isn't it kind of strange that all the
    toilets in Big Money District are frozen?
[04:07] Fukuta
    It's a conspiracy by the
    water department, though!
[04:09] Fukuta
    They didn't do proper
    year-end maintenance, though!
[04:12] Boo
    This is bad, ka-ching!
[04:14] Boo
    We're in huge trouble if the toilet at
    Kaito's place is frozen, too, ka-ching!
[04:17] Mitsuo
    We won't be able to warp!
[04:19] Kaito
    Let's get to the bottom of this! To my place!
[04:24] Boo
    I knew it, ka-ching...
[04:26] Yagami
    You won't be able to warp with this.
[04:28] Fukuta
    It'll be a mess if the Seven Gods of Suits
[04:30] Fukuta
    do whatever they want in
    the meantime, though...
[04:33] Nagata
    Leave this to me!
[04:38] Nagata
    I'm sorry!
[04:39] Nagata
    Please thaw out for us!
[04:43] Nagata
    Please!
[04:46] Fukuta
    The prime minister was still here, though...
[04:48] Boo
    He's just a freeloader, ka-ching.
[04:50] Mitsuo
    Shame...
[04:52] Yagami
    However, I can only imagine
    this is somebody's handiwork.
[04:56] Yagami
    Were there any suspicious
    characters on the scene?
[04:59] Kaito
    No idea.
[05:00] Kaito
    We didn't see the exact
    moment the toilets froze.
[05:04] Mitsuo
    No, wait a second.
[05:08] Sekito
    What?
[05:09] Boo
    When the school and convenience
    store toilets froze,
[05:12] Boo
    the person who just happened to be there...
[05:14] Boo
    was you, Sekito, ka-ching!
[05:17] Sekito
    So what?
[05:18] Mitsuo
    That's not all.
[05:20] Mitsuo
    There was that time there was a
    virus in the warp machine, too!
[05:25] Kaito
    Hey, what're you saying about Sekito?
[05:27] Mitsuo
    Sekito-kun knew how to
    access the warp machine.
[05:32] Mitsuo
    Which would mean...
[05:34] Kaito
    He's a toilet doctor?!
[05:35] Mitsuo
    No!
[05:36] Mitsuo
    It means it wouldn't be odd if he knew
    of a system to freeze the toilets, too!
[05:40] Sekito
    How do you figure that?
[05:42] Mitsuo
    We don't know the motive,
[05:44] Mitsuo
    but we can't deny the possibility!
[05:46] Boo
    No, it's actually really suspicious, ka-ching!
[05:50] Sekito
    This is ridiculous.
[05:51] Mitsuo
    No, there's nothing ridiculous about it!
[05:54] Mitsuo
    Looking back now, when we first met you,
[05:57] Mitsuo
    Nagare-kun was suspicious of you, too!
[06:00] Mitsuo
    Sekito-kun, who are you, really?
[06:03] Fukuta
    Now that you mention it, there's
    a lot of mystery to him, though!
[06:07] Kaito
    Knock it off, guys!
[06:09] Kaito
    You think he froze the toilets?
[06:11] Kaito
    No way that's true!
[06:13] Sekito
    Kaito...
[06:14] Kaito
    Sure, he's not very friendly,
[06:16] Kaito
    he doesn't react much, he doesn't talk a lot,
[06:18] Kaito
    he doesn't eat, and he's not very friendly!
[06:21] Kaito
    But Sekito doesn't have time
    to go around freezing toilets!
[06:25] Sekito
    That doesn't sound like
    you're sticking up for me at all.
[06:27] Kaito
    Shut up!
[06:29] Kaito
    I'm saying you're not the offender!
    You got a problem with that?
[06:32] Sekito
    Nothing but problems.
[06:32] Kaito
    What?!
[06:34] Mitsuo
    I can't tell if he's sticking
    up for him or not...
[06:38] Kaito
    Anyway, Sekito didn't do it!
[06:40] Kaito
    Even if he's not very friendly,
[06:42] Kaito
    I don't want to distrust my comrades!
[06:49] Kaito
    You're...
[06:53] J
    Just as I would expect.
[06:55] J
    You reacted exactly as I thought you would.
[06:59] Mitsuo
    Justice Star!
[07:00] Fukuta
    He came again, though...
[07:01] Boo
    What in the world's going on, ka-ching?
[07:04] J
    The truth is, I knew beforehand that
    someone would freeze the toilets
[07:10] J
    in Big Money District.
[07:12] J
    And so, I kept watch over your movements.
[07:16] J
    At the school and the convenience store...
[07:20] J
    He isn't the offender.
[07:21] J
    I can guarantee you that.
[07:24] Sekito
    I was just buying these batteries.
[07:27] Mitsuo
    Is that right?
[07:29] Mitsuo
    I'm sorry for doubting you...
[07:31] Fukuta
    Sorry, though...
[07:33] Boo
    Boo trusted you from the start, ka-ching!
[07:37] Sekito
    It's fine. As long as you understand.
[07:39] Kaito
    Well, given how unfriendly you are,
    there's no helping it if people doubt you.
[07:43] Sekito
    Shut up.
[07:44] Mitsuo
    Now, now.
[07:45] J
    So? What will you all do?
[07:48] Kaito
    Yeah!
[07:49] Kaito
    We'll splash some piping hot pee
    in the toilets and melt them!
[07:52] J
    You never change, do you?
[07:53] J
    However, this ice is special.
[07:56] J
    It won't melt that easily.
[07:59] Mitsuo
    What in the world is going on this time?!
[08:03] J
    It's one of the Cyber Pirates,
    Seven Gods of Suits' members...
[08:06] J
    "Himuro."
[08:07] J
    This is his doing.
[08:09] Kakei
    Hey.
[08:12] Himuro
    Kakei...
[08:13] Kakei
    Just what are you planning, Himuro?
[08:15] Kakei
    Containing them in Big Money District...
[08:18] Himuro
    That is obvious.
[08:20] Himuro
    We are now the only two members
    of the Seven Gods of Suits left.
[08:23] Himuro
    I've merely taken the necessary
    countermeasures, nothing more.
[08:26] Kakei
    "Countermeasures"?
[08:28] Kakei
    Don't make me laugh.
[08:29] Kakei
    The majority of the Seven Gods of
    Suits are small fry to begin with.
[08:33] Kakei
    They're no more than a ragtag mob
    assembled together for fun.
[08:38] Kakei
    You could have just left everything to me.
[08:41] Kakei
    If you had, those brats wouldn't have
    been allowed to do as they please.
[08:45] Himuro
    I'm sure...
[08:53] An
    What shall I do?
[08:55] Kakei
    Let him go for now.
[08:57] Kakei
    I've got no idea what he's thinking,
[09:01] Kakei
    but he is a capable man.
[09:03] Kakei
    We'll use him all we can.
[09:08] Kaito
    Got it!
[09:09] Kaito
    We go to that Himuro guy's
    place and beat him up!
[09:12] Sekito
    How?
[09:13] Sekito
    We're trapped here.
[09:15] Kaito
    Then we just have to come up with a way!
[09:17] Sekito
    Can you come up with a way?
[09:18] Kaito
    Obviously!
[09:26] Sekito
    See?
[09:28] Boo
    What're you laughing at, ka-ching?
[09:31] J
    Nothing...
[09:31] Fukuta
    Are trains and cars out
    of the question, though?
[09:34] Mitsuo
    It's impossible.
SIGN    Big Money Station
[09:35] Mitsuo
    To cross regions, we have to evade
    the Seven Gods of Suits' guard.
[09:40] Mitsuo
    The warp machine was originally
    created for that very purpose.
[09:44] Fukuta
    That's true, though...
[09:46] Boo
    We've got no options, ka-ching.
[09:49] Ai
    Yes! Who is it?
[09:52] Kaito
    If it's come to this,
[09:53] Kaito
    we've just gotta disguise ourselves
    and slip through their guard!
[09:58] J
    Disguise...
[10:00] J
    I-I'm not so sure!
[10:02] J
    I disagree!
[10:04] Kaito
    What? What're you so worked up for?
[10:07] J
    N-Nothing...
[10:08] Mitsuo
    It's a stopgap measure either way.
[10:11] Kaito
    I see. A butt-gap measure...
[10:14] Ai
    Kaito! You have a visitor!
[10:16] Kaito
    A visitor?
[10:18] Ryouma
    Yo, Kaito-dono.
[10:20] Kaito
    Ryouma!
[10:32] Kaito
    Ryouma, why are you here?
[10:35] Ryouma
    I heard rumors that the toilets
    in Big Money District were frozen.
[10:40] Mitsuo
    Where did you hear that?
[10:41] Ryouma
    You mustn't take the
    merchants' network lightly!
[10:47] Ryouma
    Anyway, there's nothing to worry about!
[10:50] Ryouma
    We'll just use my Hohetomaru!
[10:53] Kaito
    Hohetomaru?
[10:58] Kaito
    So "Hohetomaru" is this ship!
[11:01] Ryouma
    With this, we can cross
    cyberspace to get anywhere!
[11:05] Kaito
    Let's go, then!
[11:06] Kaito
    Business trip: to Tohoku!
[11:09] All
    Yeah!
[11:17] Fukuta
    We have to thank him somehow, though.
[11:19] Mitsuo
    I thought the same thing and brought this!
SIGN    Big Money Company
SIGN    1/26 (Mon) 12 PM
    Grand Opening
    Now Recruiting New Members
SIGN    800 Total
SIGN    Let's rake in the dough,
    and maybe the
    Pachinko Cactus well-known Big Money
    Slots Big Money Shop Mask Girls will show up?
[11:22] Boo
    Tissues you got in front of the station?
[11:24] Boo
    Just how cheap a thank-you is that, ka-ching?!
[11:26] Sekito
    Hey! What's that?
[11:36] Kaito
    What is that?!
[11:37] Ryouma
    It looks like a massive whirlpool!
[11:39] J
    What?!
[11:40] J
    I didn't hear about this!
[11:41] Sekito
    What do you mean?
[11:42] J
    Nothing...
[11:44] Ryouma
    I can't control the ship!
[11:46] Ryouma
    At this rate, we'll be swallowed up!
[11:48] Kaito
    All right, leave it to me!
[11:51] Sekito
    You're planning to take care of it alone?
[11:52] Kaito
    Of course!
[11:54] Kaito
    If something does happen,
    I'll leave it all to you, though,
[11:57] Kaito
    so be sure to do it right!
[12:00] Sekito
    Why do I have to be ordered around?
[12:04] Kaito
    Bank register, activate!
[12:06] Kaito
    Job change!
[12:10] Kaito
    Enter the Prize!
SIGN    Enter the Prize
[12:19] Mitsuo
    Good!
[12:20] Fukuta
    That's the way, though!
[12:25] Fukuta
    What is it this time, though?!
[12:29] An
    Welcome!
[12:31] An
    Kaito Gosho and his esteemed crew!
[12:34] Boo
    Who are you, ka-ching?!
[12:36] An
    I'm Kakei-sama's right-hand man,
[12:39] An
    Ankou Nabeno!
[12:42] Fukuta
    "Monkfish Hot Pot"... That's a
    tasty-sounding name, though!
[12:45] An
    For Kakei-sama's sake, I will dispose of you
[12:48] An
    and join the ranks of the
    Seven Gods of Suits myself!
[12:52] J
    I see!
[12:53] J
    He's Kakei's subordinate?
[12:55] An
    All beyond this point is out of business!
[12:57] An
    Hurry along, go home!
[13:00] Sekito
    No other choice. I'll go.
[13:02] Mitsuo
    Sekito-kun!
[13:03] Fukuta
    We're counting on you, though!
[13:04] Sekito
    I'll put it on your tab.
[13:08] Sekito
    Bank register, activate!
[13:10] Sekito
    Job change!
[13:14] Sekito
    Credit Loan Wolf!
[13:18] [SONG] Sign
    Credit Loan Wolf
[13:20] Sekito
    Fade Away Loan!
[13:28] Mitsuo
    Sekito-kun!
[13:28] Fukuta
    Sekito!
[13:32] Kaito
    Crap! It won't stop!
[13:37] Mitsuo
    S-Strong!
[13:38] Fukuta
    Even Sekito can't make a dent in him, though!
[13:42] An
    Naturally!
[13:43] An
    Who would lose to the likes of you?!
[13:45] An
    I'll cook you all up and
    put you out of business!
[13:49] J
    Crap! I have no choice!
[13:51] An
    Take this!
[13:54] An
    Wh-What?!
[13:59] Sekito
    You're...
[14:00] Mitsuo
    I knew it!
[14:01] Fukuta
    It was Nagare, though!
[14:03] Nagare
    I wasn't planning on revealing
    my identity here of all places,
[14:07] Nagare
    but you were too slow!
[14:09] Sekito
    What?
[14:10] Mitsuo
    Why weren't you planning on revealing
    your identity, Nagare-kun?!
[14:14] Fukuta
    Smells fishy as athlete's foot, though!
[14:16] Boo
    Why don't you just say it
    smells fishy, ka-ching?
[14:18] Nagare
    I didn't reveal my identity...
[14:22] Nagare
    For Kaito's sake!
[14:27] Nagare
    So please, don't tell him!
[14:31] Sekito
    I don't really get it,
[14:32] Sekito
    but if that's how it is,
    I'll put it on your tab.
[14:34] Nagare
    In that case, leave this one to me!
[14:36] Nagare
    You go save Kaito!
[14:38] Sekito
    I refuse!
[14:39] Nagare
    What did you say?
[14:41] Sekito
    Kaito said he'd do it on his own.
[14:43] Sekito
    Who'd lend him a hand?
[14:44] Sekito
    Besides...
[14:46] Sekito
    Kaito can handle something
    that insignificant on his own.
[14:50] Sekito
    If I got involved and he complained
    because things went poorly,
[14:53] Sekito
    it would be a pain, anyway.
[14:56] Nagare
    All right, here I go!
[15:06] An
    This is quite a catch, indeed...
[15:13] Nagare
    Not bad!
[15:14] Nagare
    You're not good enough to be
    Kaito's partner yet, though.
[15:18] Sekito
    I've got no intention of being his partner!
[15:20] Mitsuo
    Please go for it!
[15:22] Mitsuo
    Sekito-kun, Nagare-kun!
[15:23] Fukuta
    You're the miraculous tag-team
    combination, though!
[15:29] Boo
    This is bad, ka-ching!
[15:31] Kaito
    Crap!
[15:33] Ryouma
    Oh, no!
[15:34] Ryouma
    We're starting to get
    swallowed into the vortex!
[15:37] Ryouma
    If this keeps up, we'll be blown
    to smithereens, ship and all!
[15:43] An
    This is the terror known
    as the whirlpool barrier!
[15:46] An
    It'll break you and your ship to pieces,
[15:48] An
    then you'll be absorbed into
    cyberspace and out of business!
[15:52] Mitsuo
    Doesn't look good!
[15:53] Fukuta
    We'll go, too, though!
[15:56] Both
    Bank register, activate!
[15:59] Both
    Job change!
[16:03] Fukuta
    Tea Picking Cat!
SIGN    Tea Picking Cat
[16:10] Mitsuo
    Beep Boop Game Machine!
[16:12] [SONG] Sign
    Beep Boop Game Machine
[16:13] Mitsuo
    Kaito-kun!
[16:13] Fukuta
    Kaito!
[16:15] Kaito
    Mitsuo, Fukuta!
[16:18] Nagare
    You go, too! Leave this guy to me!
[16:22] Sekito
    Don't decide that on your own!
[16:24] Sekito
    Besides, you didn't trust me, right?
[16:26] Nagare
    I still don't trust you.
[16:28] Nagare
    Besides... I'm the one who set you up to
    be a suspect in the freezing incident.
[16:32] Sekito
    What?
[16:34] Nagare
    I caused the incident with you nearby.
SIGN    Freeze
SIGN    Freeze
[16:36] Nagare
    All so Mitsuo and that
    Boochokkin would doubt you.
[16:40] Sekito
    Why did you do that?
[16:42] Nagare
    Because I wanted to show him that
    Kaito was a man worthy of trust...
[16:46] Sekito
    Show who?
[16:48] Nagare
    Himuro.
[16:50] Sekito
    What?
[16:51] An
    What're you mumbling about?
[16:53] An
    It's almost time to close up shop!
[16:55] Nagare
    I've got not choice but to get serious!
SIGN    Justice Dollar
[16:59] Nagare
    Justice Dollar!
[17:02] An
    What?!
[17:02] Nagare
    Here I go, Cod Pot!
[17:05] An
    I'm not "cod," I'm "Ankou" (Monkfish)!
[17:14] Nagare
    Anyway, I'll just say this.
[17:16] Nagare
    I trust everyone. I trust Kaito!
[17:19] Nagare
    And Kaito trusts you!
[17:22] Sekito
    Kaito trusts... me?
[17:24] Nagare
    That's right! He said so, didn't he?
[17:28] (Flashback) Kaito
    If something does happen,
    I'll leave it all to you, though,
[17:31] (Flashback) Kaito
    so be sure to do it right!
[17:35] Nagare
    Kaito trusts you, his companion.
[17:38] Nagare
    Just like he continued to believe in me.
[17:44] Nagare
    Kaito trusted you...
[17:47] Nagare
    So maybe I'll trust you, too!
[17:53] Sekito
    Got it!
[17:57] Nagare
    To be completely honest,
[17:58] Nagare
    I was jealous since you
    were there by Kaito's side.
[18:02] Nagare
    That's why I did such a thing...
[18:05] Nagare
    Take care of him for me, Sekito!
[18:10] An
    You jerk!
[18:13] An
    I won't go easy on you anymore!
[18:15] An
    Sumo Stomp!
[18:21] Nagare
    I can't move!
[18:24] Kaito
    Crap!
[18:26] Sekito
    What's taking you so long?
[18:29] Mitsuo
    Sekito-kun!
[18:29] Fukuta
    Sekito!
[18:31] Sekito
    Let's break free already!
[18:33] Kaito
    I know!
[18:37] Ryouma
    That's it!
[18:39] Ryouma
    That's the machine generating the whirlpools!
[18:42] Ryouma
    If you destroy that,
    the whirlpools will disappear!
[18:44] Kaito
    A generation machine?!
[18:45] Kaito
    I can't tell where it is!
[18:48] Ryouma
    Aim for the center of the whirlpool!
[18:56] An
    Dosukoi Cannon!
[18:58] Nagare
    Final Justice!
[19:11] Kaito
    Here we go, Sekito!
[19:13] Sekito
    Yeah!
[19:31] Ryouma
    They did it!
[19:34] Kaito
    All right!
[19:35] Kaito
    That's one down!
[19:37] Sekito
    Is that okay?
[19:38] Kaito
    What?
[19:40] Sekito
    You've added another debt to your tab.
[19:43] Kaito
    You're a real stickler.
[19:47] Nagare
    Nice combination, Kaito, Sekito...
[19:50] An
    Crap!
[19:51] An
    Don't think it's going to end like this!
[19:55] An
    Final High-water Bomb!
[20:00] Nagare
    Darn it!
[20:03] Ryouma
    He's heading this way!
[20:17] Kakei
    Ankou, you fool...
[20:20] Kakei
    You just had to do things your way.
[20:28] (Flashback) Nagare
    Kaito will trust any comrade,
[20:30] (Flashback) Nagare
    and can gain the trust of anyone else.
[20:33] (Flashback) Nagare
    We can entrust him with everything.
[20:36] (Flashback) Himuro
    What's your basis for that?
[20:38] (Flashback) Nagare
    I'll prove it to you!
[20:43] Himuro
    Kaito Gosho...
[22:15] Nagare
    You and Kaito make a good pair, Sekito...
[22:18] Sekito
    What do you mean?
[22:19] Kaito
    You make it sound like there's
    something stuck between our butts!
[22:22] Sekito
    Don't butt in!
SIGN    "Castaways! Big Money Company Assemble!!"
[22:23] Kaito
    Next time, "Castaways!
[22:24] Kaito
    Big Money Company Assemble!!"
[22:27] Kaito
    Let's rake in the dough!