35 - Absolute Obedience! Do as Torai-sama Says!!
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[00:01] Kaito
I kicked the butt of the member of the
Seven Gods of Suits who controls Osaka,
[00:06] Kaito
Ryuuga Tennouji, with my new
Hero Suit "Enter the Prize"!
[00:09] Kaito
I also liberated the city of Osaka, which
was in a bind since retorting was banned!
[00:13] Kaito
I'll go beat up the rest of the Seven
Gods of Suits and rake it all in!
[00:20] Kaito
All right!
[00:21] Kaito
Let's head back to Big Money District with pride!
[00:24] Mitsuo
We've got to do our homework once we get back.
[00:27] Kaito
Homework?
[00:29] (Flashback) Takeda
Be sure to finish this
investigative study homework
[00:32] (Flashback) Takeda
on the different types of fish
sold at the shopping district
[00:35] (Flashback) Takeda
by next week!
[00:37] Fukuta
That's right, though!
[00:39] Kaito
Man, out of the frying pan and into the butt!
[00:42] Kaito
Anyway, let's go!
[00:51] Kaito
What're you doing?!
[00:54] Torai
That's my line!
[00:56] Torai
I was trying to pee,
[00:57] Torai
so why are you coming out of the toilet?!
[01:00] Kaito
We can't help it!
[01:01] Kaito
We just came back from Osaka!
[01:03] Kaito
And hey, I'm free to come out of
my own toilet whenever I want!
[01:07] Mitsuo
Please stop!
[01:08] Mitsuo
If you struggle that much, the toilet will break!
[01:15] SP
Hoodlums secured!
[01:17] Kaito
Wh-What?!
SIGN HERO BANK
SIGN Absolute Obedience! Do as Torai-sama Says!!
[02:51] Kaito
Absolute Obedience!
[02:52] Kaito
Do as Torai-sama Says!!
[02:58] Detective
Why did you do that?
[03:01] Kaito
You can ask all you want,
[03:03] Kaito
but it was my toilet...
[03:05] Detective
Don't play dumb!
[03:06] Torai
Stop it.
[03:07] Torai
I've known him for ages. Release him.
[03:11] Kaito
Torai! Why are you giving orders?!
[03:14] Kaito
And what's with that outfit?
[03:16] Miketa
Isn't that obvious?
[03:18] Tamaki
Bro is the prime minister!
[03:20] Kaito
Oh, he is?
[03:22] Kaito
Huh?
[03:24] Kaito
What?!
[03:26] Kaito
Torai is the prime minister?!
[03:29] Mitsuo
That's right, Kaito-kun!
[03:31] Fukuta
It seems the world changed while
we were in Osaka, though.
[03:35] Kaito
It can't be.
[03:38] Ai
Here you go, Prime Minister.
[03:43] Torai
Tasty! More!
[03:45] Zouan
Prime Minister, I've prepared lunch.
[03:50] Torai
Don't mess with me!
[03:52] Torai
You think such a meager meal is
enough for the prime minister?!
[03:55] Zouan
Forgive me, Prime Minister!
[03:57] Kaito
No way!
[04:00] Kaito
Even Sis and Gramps are
calling Torai "Prime Minister."
[04:04] Sekito
Looks like they're being
treated pretty terribly, too.
[04:07] Boo
But what in the world is going on, ka-ching?
[04:09] Boo
It's strange that he's the
prime minister, ka-ching.
[04:12] Kaito
Yeah, it's like we're Momotaro.
[04:15] Mitsuo
You mean "Urashimataro," don't you?
[04:17] Miketa
Hey, you guys!
[04:18] Tamaki
What're you doing?!
[04:20] Miketa
You didn't forget the Torai Code, article one:
[04:22] Miketa
"Those present in the
prime minister's residence
[04:24] Miketa
must work for the prime
minister's sake," did you?
[04:28] Kaito
The Torai Code?
[04:30] Mitsuo
We can't possibly let such a
preposterous law go unchallenged!
[04:33] Torai
Now you've said it.
[04:35] Torai
Do you know what'll happen to you
if you defy me, the prime minister?
[04:40] Kaito
What?!
[04:42] Torai
Your grandpa is just about
to receive his punishment
[04:45] Torai
for violating the Torai Code, article five:
[04:47] Torai
"You must present me a feast for lunch."
[04:51] Zouan
It's slimy!
[04:52] Zouan
I don't know what it is, but it's so slimy!
[04:55] Torai
If you don't want to suffer the
slippy-slimy bath penalty, too,
[04:59] Torai
you'd better obey the Torai Code!
[05:01] Mitsuo
How dirty!
[05:03] Kaito
Don't joke around! I don't want to!
[05:06] Ai
Don't disobey, Kaito.
[05:08] Kaito
Sis?!
[05:09] Ai
You're dealing with Prime Minister Torai.
[05:11] Ai
It's a given for citizens to
work for their prime minister.
[05:14] Kaito
No way!
[05:17] Torai
That's Ai, the prime minister's
secretary, for you!
[05:19] Torai
You catch on fast!
[05:20] Kaito
What happened? It's affected Sis, too!
[05:22] Mitsuo
Yeah, she's not her usual self!
[05:26] Sekito
You're pretty slow on the uptake.
[05:28] Boo
Due to the aforementioned Torai Code,
[05:30] Boo
if you don't work, you get the
slippy-slimy bath penalty, ka-ching.
[05:33] Kaito
Crap!
[05:34] Kaito
What a dirty guy!
[05:35] Tamaki
You're wrong.
[05:36] Both
Huh?
[05:37] Tamaki
The Torai Code, article two:
[05:39] Tamaki
"The prime minister's secretary doesn't
have to work for the prime minister."
[05:44] Mitsuo
Huh? Then why?
[05:46] Miketa
You sure don't get it, do you?
[05:47] Miketa
Your sister was charmed by Torai-san's
power once he became prime minister
[05:51] Miketa
and is desperate for him to like her!
[05:55] (Flashback) Ai
Please take me as your wife,
Prime Minister Torai!
[05:59] Kaito
No way!
[06:00] Torai
This is just what I wanted!
[06:03] Torai
I'm going to capitalize on
this power to its fullest!
[06:06] Torai
I've had bad luck for the longest time,
but I'll take this opportunity
[06:10] Torai
to race to the top of the world!
[06:14] Torai
If you get it, then hurry up and work!
[06:16] Torai
We're leaving, Ai.
[06:17] Ai
Yes.
[06:20] Kaito
Dad... Mom...
[06:21] Kaito
I might have a new brother...
[06:26] Mitsuo
How's the wind strength?
[06:28] Fukuta
Is this enough pressure, though?
[06:30] Torai
Not too bad!
[06:33] Kaito
He's acting so high and mighty.
[06:35] Miketa
Hey, what are you doing?
[06:38] Kaito
Huh? Me?
[06:40] Tamaki
Work for the prime minister!
[06:42] Kaito
Why do I have to do that?
[06:44] Torai
All right, Kaito, you be my chair.
[06:47] Kaito
Huh?! Why?!
[06:49] Torai
Listen!
[06:50] Torai
If you defy me, it's the slippy-slimy
bath penalty for everyone!
[06:53] Both
Huh?!
[06:56] Kaito
Crap!
[07:00] Kaito
H-Heavy...
[07:06] Torai
Now, brush my teeth.
[07:14] Torai
All right, now cut my nose hairs for me.
[07:21] Kaito
Achoo!
[07:23] Torai
Ow!
[07:29] Both
Prime Minister!
[07:34] Torai
You jerks!
[07:36] Torai
Everyone gets the slippy-slimy bath penalty!
[07:39] Kaito
My butt's all slimy!
[07:45] Sekito
Why me, too?
[07:46] Kaito
What the heck was that slimy stuff?
[07:49] Mitsuo
I don't want to remember it.
[07:52] Zouan
Are you all right, Kaito?
[07:54] Kaito
Gramps, what in the world is going on?
[07:57] Zouan
Actually, after you all went
to Osaka, he came to our place.
[08:02] (Flashback) Torai
Huh? Kaito and the others are gone?!
[08:05] (Flashback) Torai
That's bad!
[08:06] (Flashback) Torai
It's dangerous for a young woman
and an old man to be all alone!
[08:08] (Flashback) Torai
I'll protect you!
[08:10] Zouan
There was no problem up to that point, but...
[08:16] (Flashback) Nagata
Hey! Why don't you join in?
[08:18] (Flashback) Ai
He obviously can't.
[08:20] (Flashback) Ai
He's still a minor.
[08:21] (Flashback) Nagata
I see. You can't, huh?
[08:23] (Flashback) Nagata
Then why don't we have a
Hero Battle and play around?
[08:26] (Flashback) Torai
No way. You look weak, old man.
[08:29] (Flashback) Nagata
Did you call me weak?
[08:31] (Flashback) Nagata
All right, let's do this, then, young man.
[08:34] (Flashback) Nagata
If I lose, I'll let you be prime minister!
[08:37] (Flashback) Zouan
Oh! You sure went in big, Prime Minister!
[08:42] Zouan
And then, the former prime
minister lost readily.
[08:47] Boo
It sounds like
[08:48] Boo
there wouldn't have been a problem if you
hadn't gotten the prime minister drunk, ka-ching!
[08:53] Zouan
I'm ashamed...
[08:54] Mitsuo
I understand that Torai-san
become prime minister,
[08:58] Mitsuo
but why is Ai-san going along with it?
[09:00] Boo
Woman are suckers for
money and power, ka-ching.
[09:03] Zouan
That's not it.
[09:04] Zouan
Ai's underwear is in the laundry
basket out on the office's veranda.
[09:09] Zouan
She's pretending to be obedient
[09:11] Zouan
and looking for an opening so
she can somehow get those back,
[09:14] Zouan
but she can't make any careless moves
since those SP subordinates are here...
[09:19] Kaito
He took Sis's underwear hostage?!
[09:22] Mitsuo
Underwear is a woman's shame.
[09:24] Mitsuo
In other words, the same as her life itself.
[09:27] Ai
Everyone, are you all right?
I'll open it right now.
[09:31] Ai
Sorry, I don't know what to say...
[09:34] Kaito
It's okay, Sis.
[09:35] Kaito
We know everything.
[09:36] Ai
Huh?
[09:37] Kaito
I'll do something to protect your underwear,
[09:41] Kaito
no, your soul!
[09:43] Ai
Kaito!
[09:45] Sekito
So, what will we do?
[09:46] Mitsuo
I have an idea.
[09:48] Mitsuo
Listen, Ai-san...
[09:51] Ai
Prime Minister.
[09:52] Ai
How does hand-rolled sushi sound for dinner?
[09:55] Torai
Hand-rolled sushi? Sounds great!
[09:57] Ai
Then I have to go shopping.
[09:59] Ai
Would you come with me, Prime Minister?
[10:01] Ai
On a shopping date!
[10:02] Torai
Huh? Well...
[10:04] Torai
I-I guess I have no choice...
[10:05] Tamaki
But there'll be a huge commotion
if you go outside, Prime Minister.
[10:09] Torai
It's okay!
[10:10] Torai
You two just have to protect me!
[10:12] Both
Y-Yes, sir!
[10:14] SP1
P-Prime Minister, this way.
[10:17] Kaito
Did he leave?
[10:18] Mitsuo
Yes.
SIGN Fresh Fish
[10:21] Ai
Oh? We have a problem!
[10:24] Ai
The fish is so expensive, I can't afford it!
[10:26] Torai
Is it? Guess it can't be helped.
[10:28] Torai
You two! Proclaim Torai Code article nine!
[10:31] Both
Y-Yes, sir!
SIGN Prime Minister Torai has just declared that fish will be free all day.
SIGN Big Money News Flash
[10:33] Maki
The prime minister
[10:35] Maki
has just declared that fish will be free all day!
SIGN People are piling into Big Money District supermarkets...
[10:38] Ai
Prime Minister! We can't shop like this!
[10:41] Ai
It would be dreadful if your life
were targeted by this crowd!
[10:46] Torai
Guess it can't be helped. You two!
[10:48] Torai
Torai Code article ten!
[10:50] Maki
The prime minister has just declared
[10:52] Maki
that all troops must accompany the prime
minister and his secretary when shopping!
[10:58] Torai
Now we can get home safely, right?
[11:00] Ai
Y-Yes...
[11:01] Mitsuo
Ai-san, sorry to keep you waiting!
[11:04] Kaito
The operation was a success!
[11:06] Torai
Th-That's Ai's underwear!
[11:09] Mitsuo
The plan worked.
[11:11] Mitsuo
Our plan to raid the veranda from
the roof while Ai-san took you out
[11:15] Mitsuo
and your security was shorthanded!
[11:19] Torai
Crap!
[11:20] Torai
But don't think everything will work out
the way you want just because of that!
[11:23] Torai
Ai's heart is already mine!
[11:25] Ai
Ha!
[11:26] Ai
Now everything will be okay even if we
don't do what the prime minister says!
[11:31] Torai
N-No way!
[11:33] Mitsuo
Prime Minister Torai is truly unbearable!
[11:37] Fukuta
But compared to the Seven Gods of
Suits, he's kinda cute, though.
[11:40] Torai
Compared to the Seven Gods of Suits?
[11:43] Miketa
P-Prime Minister, are you all right?
[11:46] Torai
Hey.
[11:47] Both
Yes?
[11:48] Torai
If I remember right,
the Seven Gods of Suits are...
[11:50] Miketa
Oh, yes.
[11:51] Miketa
They're those cyber pirates who're
reigning over all those territories
[11:54] Miketa
they stole from the Japanese government.
[11:56] Miketa
And now they're saying they're more
important than the prime minister!
[12:01] Torai
I'll teach them what happens
when you take me lightly!
[12:15] Fukuta
That was a rough time, though.
[12:18] Mitsuo
Well, Torai is only prime minister for the day,
[12:21] Mitsuo
so we've just got to tough it out until tomorrow.
[12:24] Kaito
He's a real pain in the butt, huh?
SIGN News Flash!!
SIGN An urgent announcement from Prime Minister Torai. He will be commenting on the Cyber Pirates/Seven Gods of Suits.
[12:26] Maki
Presenting an urgent press conference
from the prime minister's residence.
SIGN News Flash!
SIGN An urgent announcement from Prime Minister Torai. He will be commenting on the Cyber Pirates/Seven Gods of Suits.
[12:30] Maki
* Prime Minister Torai will be making
a comment about the cyber pirates,
[12:34] Maki
the Seven Gods of Suits.
SIGN Prime Minister Torai
[12:36] Torai
Seven Gods of Suits, I have
something I want to tell you.
[12:39] Kaito
What the heck is he doing?
[12:41] Boo
Maybe he's repented and plans to fight
the Seven Gods of Suits, ka-ching?!
[12:45] Torai
Make me your ally this instant!
[12:48] Torai
If you do, I will give you my*
authority as prime minister!
[12:52] All
What?!
[12:54] Mitsuo
What does he think he's saying?
[12:56] Sekito
The height of idiocy!
[12:58] Kaito
That jerk!
[13:00] Kaito
Hey, Torai!
[13:02] Torai
So you showed up!
[13:03] Mitsuo
Do you realize what will happen
if you turn over your authority
[13:06] Mitsuo
as prime minister to those guys?!
[13:08] Torai
I don't care about that!
[13:10] Fukuta
Why the Seven Gods of Suits anyway, though?!
[13:12] Torai
Because they say they're more
important than the prime minister!
[13:15] Kaito
What?!
[13:16] Torai
Listen up.
[13:17] Torai
Once I'm in with the Seven Gods of Suits,
[13:20] Torai
I'll become a new god among their ranks!
[13:24] Torai
And then I'll reserve Nezumi Sea for
a day and go on a date with Ai!
[13:30] Ai
Huh?! There's no way I'll go with you!
[13:33] Miketa
Torai-san! What do you mean?
[13:35] Tamaki
Go to Nezumi Sea with Ai?
[13:37] Tamaki
Don't tell me the reason you
became prime minister was...
[13:39] Torai
Shut up!
[13:41] Torai
Those Seven Gods of Suits jerks will
listen to what I have to say now!
[13:44] Torai
I'll do anything to get a hold of Ai!
[13:47] Tamaki
No way!
[13:48] Tamaki
We were worked to the bone all for
your unreasonable, unrequited love?!
[13:53] Miketa
I can't go along with this any longer!
[13:54] Torai
Wishing for your bro's happiness
is a henchman's duty!
[13:58] Torai
This is what happens to
everyone who gets in the way!
[14:04] Both
Bro!
[14:04] Torai
Nobody can stop me!
[14:07] Boo
This is bad, ka-ching!
[14:09] Boo
He might be planning to use the toilet to go
to where the Seven Gods of Suits are, ka-ching!
[14:13] Zouan
All right! Leave this place to us!
[14:15] Ai
You go stop that idiot, Kaito!
[14:18] Kaito
Thank you, Gramps, Sis!
[14:22] Torai
If I go to where the Seven
Gods of Suits are with this...
[14:25] Kaito
Wait, Torai!
[14:26] Torai
Kaito! Don't interfere!
[14:28] Kaito
I can't let you go!
[14:29] Kaito
Stop antagonizing everyone
with your selfish whims!
[14:33] Torai
Antagonizing everyone, huh?
[14:36] Torai
That's an awfully superior tone you're taking.
[14:38] Tamaki
You sound even more superior, though, Bro.
[14:40] Torai
You guys shut it!
[14:42] Torai
All right, Kaito, let's have a one-on-one fight!
[14:45] Kaito
One-on-one?
[14:46] Torai
I'll put an end to my losing
streak and become a new god!
[14:51] Kaito
You think I'll let you?
[14:55] Kaito
Bank register, activate!
[14:57] Kaito
Job change!
[15:01] Kaito
Enter the Prize!
SIGN Enter the Prize
[15:06] Announcer
Here we go!
[15:08] Announcer
A Hero Battle has begun!
[15:10] Announcer
Enter the Prize versus...
[15:12] Announcer
Whoa! It's a vilified Bad Boy Commander!
[15:16] Kaito
Torai, is that...
[15:18] Torai
Can you tell, Kaito?
[15:20] Torai
This is a Rampage Suit!
[15:22] Miketa
Torai-san?!
[15:23] Tamaki
Where did you get that?!
[15:24] Mitsuo
Don't tell me he already got in
contact with the Seven Gods of Suits!
[15:29] Torai
I bought contraband from a
sketchy shop in our hometown.
[15:33] Mitsuo
It was a waste of time to worry about you!
[15:36] Torai
I will be reborn as a member
[15:38] Torai
of the Seven Gods of Suits
with this Rampage Suit!
[15:40] Torai
Farewell, me of yesterday!
[15:43] Torai
Hello, me of tomorrow!
[15:46] Kaito
Ascending Uppercut!
[15:49] Torai
No way!
[15:53] Announcer
The match is over!
[15:54] Announcer
Enter the Prize gets the insta-kill!
[16:00] Miketa
Yeesh, what a joke!
[16:02] Tamaki
This is just an idiot going on a rampage.
[16:04] Kaito
Wait!
[16:06] Kaito
He may be an idiot on a rampage,
[16:08] Kaito
but that doesn't change the fact
that he's your boss, does it?
[16:15] Mitsuo
What's this?
[16:16] Boo
N-Not good, ka-ching!
[16:18] Boo
Weird data has gotten into the warp machine
[16:21] Boo
and the program is being overwritten, ka-ching!
[16:24] Mitso
What? Why is that happening?
[16:27] Boo
Probably because the warp machine
has undergone unexpected stress.
[16:33] Boo
If this keeps up, we won't be
able to warp anymore, ka-ching!
[16:36] Both
What?!
[16:37] Fukuta
If we can't warp,
[16:38] Fukuta
we won't be able to fight the
Seven Gods of Suits, though!
[16:41] Mitsuo
What do we do to stop it?!
[16:43] Boo
I don't know, ka-ching!
[16:44] Boo
I don't have the first clue, ka-ching!
[16:47] Mitsuo
No way...
[16:48] Sekito
Leave it to me.
[16:50] Mitsuo
What's your plan?
[16:52] Sekito
To use this.
[16:53] All
Huh?
[16:54] Mitsuo
That's a Soybean Bar, right?
[16:56] Sekito
No, this is a USB flash drive.
[16:59] All
Huh?
[17:00] Sekito
I just have to use the software on this
to go into the computer as an avatar
[17:06] Sekito
and keep the overwriting at bay from inside.
[17:09] Mitsuo
I see! No less from an
agent of the Cyber Bureau!
[17:17] Kaito
Bank register, activate!
[17:20] All
Job change!
[17:25] Kaito
Hey, I feel like we've seen this once before.
[17:28] Fukuta
Some minor déjà vu, though.
[17:30] Mitsuo
That's...
[17:33] Boo
The bugs that have gotten into
the warp system, ka-ching!
[17:36] Boo
Eradicate them, ka-ching!
[17:38] Kaito
Got it!
[17:46] Kaito
It's no use! There's no end to them!
[17:48] Sekito
There should be a master bug among them!
[17:51] Sekito
Just destroy that one!
[17:53] Mitsuo
We just need to figure out where
this group is coming from!
[17:56] Fukuta
Leave it to me, though!
[17:57] Fukuta
I won't let them go any further, though!
[17:59] Kaito
All right, I'll go!
[18:04] Kaito
It really is all stuff I've seen before.
[18:10] BenK
My name is Ben K!
[18:12] BenK
There is no return from the Under Pants!
[18:15] Kaito
I've just gotta take this guy down!
[18:20] Kaito
Strong Yen Screw!
[18:27] Fukuta
They disappeared, though!
[18:28] Mitsuo
Kaito-kun did it!
[18:30] Sekito
Okay, let's go back.
[18:33] Kaito
That's the butt-end of one problem!
[18:39] Kaito
Crap!
[18:44] Kaito
Torai! What did you come here for?!
[18:47] Torai
I'll act as noise and hold this off.
[18:50] Torai
You escape in the meantime!
[18:52] Kaito
If you do that, you'll disappear!
[18:55] Kaito
Let's hurry up and escape!
[18:56] Torai
For as long as I can remember, I was convinced
[18:59] Torai
that I don't have a "good heart"
that people would love.
[19:03] Torai
So in the end, I went on a rampage.
[19:07] Kaito
Huh? Where's this coming from all of a sudden?
[19:09] Kaito
I don't get it, but whatever!
I'm getting outta here!
[19:12] Torai
During the day I was prime minister,
[19:14] Torai
I tried to conquer Ai as a false version of myself.
[19:18] Torai
But ultimately, all I did was abuse
my henchmen who put up with me
[19:23] Torai
and stuck with me all this time.
[19:26] Both
Bro!
[19:28] Torai
I remembered at the very end.
[19:31] Torai
That I once believed in myself, just like they do...
[19:36] Torai
That had changed at some point.
[19:40] Torai
It was how sad they looked
that made me realize that.
[19:45] Torai
There's one last thing I want to say.
[19:50] Torai
Despite it all, Ai! Please go out with me—
[19:54] Both
It was that in the end?!
[20:03] Tamaki
We're really sorry about all this.
[20:05] Miketa
We'll turn a new leaf and do
our best from now on, too!
[20:10] Boo
What troublemakers, ka-ching.
[20:13] Fukuta
It's their just desserts, though.
[20:15] Ai
Yeah.
[20:16] Kaito
Aw, don't say that.
[20:17] Kaito
Torai was good in his own way.
[20:20] Mitsuo
For now, let's go do our
investigative study homework.
[20:24] Kaito
Yeah!
[20:24] Fukuta
Though!
[20:26] Clerk
I'm sorry, boys!
[20:28] Clerk
Due to today's free fish sale,
there's nothing left!
[20:33] Mitsuo
We can't do our homework...
[20:35] Fukuta
We'll totally get in trouble, though!
[20:37] Kaito
Torai, you jerk!
SIGN All Fish Free All Day Sale
[22:15] Ai
It was such a mess with
Torai as prime minister.
[22:18] Fukuta
I was shocked, though!
[22:19] Kaito
It left my butt hanging open in surprise!
[22:21] Ai
Close it already!
[22:23] Kaito
Next time, "Okinawa Business Trip!
SIGN "Okinawa Business Trip! The Money of the Dead!!"
[22:25] Kaito
The Money of the Dead!!"
[22:26] Kaito
Let's rake in the dough!
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