10 - Protect It! Steamy Hot Springs Job Switch Shock!!

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SIGN    Big Money Shopping District Lottery Site
[00:25] Kaito
    A...
[00:26] Mitsuo
    ...gold...
[00:27] Fukuta
    ...ball!
[00:30] Shop
    You win the top prize!
[00:32] Shop
    An invitation to a hot springs vacation for five!
[00:35] All
    All right!
[00:36] Shop
    Here you are.
[00:38] Ai
    This must be a gift given to me
[00:41] Ai
    by God for so laboriously saving money!
[00:46] Torai
    Ai is going to a hot spring?
SIGN    HERO BANK
SIGN    Protect It! Steamy Hot Springs Job Switch Shock!!
[02:20] ---
    Protect it!
[02:20] ---
    Steamy Hot Springs Job Switch Shock!!
[02:26] Ai
    Dad, Mom...
[02:30] Both
    We're off!
[02:39] Mitsuo
    I'm sorry you wound up taking us along, too.
[02:43] Ai
    It's fine.
[02:45] Ai
    There's only me, Kaito,
    and Grandpa at our place.
[02:48] Zouan
    It's an invitation for five,
[02:50] Zouan
    so it would be a waste
    not to use all the slots.
SIGN    Inn
    Murayama
[02:55] Ai
    We're here. This is the place.
SIGN    Inn
SIGN    Murayama
[02:57] Zouan
    Boy, this looks nice.
[02:58] Zouan
    It has an elegance to it.
[03:03] Hana/Others
    Welcome!
[03:05] Kaito
    Huh?
[03:06] ---
    Huh?
[03:07] Others
    What?!
[03:09] Mitsuo
    Y-You guys are...
[03:12] Hana
    Chairman of the board, Hana Akinai!
[03:15] Kana
    Sales manager, Kana Eigyou.
[03:18] Mona
    Head of strategic management, Mona Shiharai!
[03:21] All
    We're Money-grubbing Corporation,
    so lovely we put flowers to shame!
[03:26] Kaito
    But, what are you all doing here?
[03:30] Momiji
    Thank you for coming.
[03:32] Momiji
    I am your hostess, Momiji Murayama.
[03:36] Momiji
    So, you are all from
[03:38] Momiji
    the same school as Hana-chan and her friends?
[03:40] Mitsuo
    Yes, we are, Ms. Hostess.
[03:43] Kaito
    But why are they here?
[03:45] Momiji
    Hana-chan and her friends are helping
    out as companion girls at our inn.
[03:51] Kaito
    Huh? Com...panties?
SIGN    Hana
SIGN    Mona
SIGN    Kana
[03:55] Mitsuo
    Kaito-kun, it's "companions," companions!
[03:58] ---
    Huh?
[04:07] 1
    Torai-san,
[04:08] 1
    what turn of events made you decide
[04:10] 1
    that Tigelion should go on a company outing?
[04:12] 2
    And for our destination to
    be a hot spring, no less...
[04:15] Torai
    Shut it!
[04:16] Torai
    You guys just keep quiet and follow me!
[04:20] Torai
    Ai, wait for me.
[04:21] Torai
    I'll be at the hot spring straight away.
[04:29] 1
    Um, Torai-san.
[04:31] 2
    Sorry to bug you when you
    look like you're having fun,
[04:34] 2
    but it looks like we missed our station.
[04:38] Torai
    What?!
[04:54] Ai
    Hey!
[04:55] Ai
    You're running around too much!
[04:58] Kaito
    By the way,
[05:00] Kaito
    what in the world are those
    girls scheming by working here?
[05:04] Mitsuo
    Knowing them,
[05:06] Mitsuo
    I'm sure they're trying to grub
    money with some grand scheme.
[05:11] ---
    Grub money with some grand scheme?
[05:13] Fukuta
    I-In that case,
[05:15] Fukuta
    could they have some service where
    they go, "I'll wash your back for you"?
[05:19] Hana
    We'll wash your backs for you.
[05:22] Fukuta/Mitsuo
    What?!
[05:24] Fukuta
    It actually happened, though?!
[05:29] Girls
    Ta-da!
[05:33] Mitsuo
    Disappointing.
[05:35] Kana
    Oh, dear, were you expecting something else?
[05:38] Mona
    Men are such sad creatures.
[05:41] Kaito
    Say, if you're gonna wash our backs,
[05:44] Kaito
    then get on with it already.
[05:45] Mitsuo
    Ignoring women's teasing with
    the power of immaturity!
[05:48] Fukuta
    No less from Kaito, though!
[05:52] Hana
    Okay,
[05:53] Hana
    we have the privilege of serving you,
    so please turn your backs to us!
[05:58] Hana
    Now, then, here we come!
[06:02] Mitsuo
    Ouch! It hurts!
[06:05] Fukuta
    I feel like it'll be an eye opener, though!
[06:08] Kaito
    Hey, idiot! Can't ya hear us?! It hurts!
[06:11] Zouan
    The young'uns sure have some bustle in 'em.
[06:18] Ai
    Looks delicious!
[06:20] Mona
    This is "Money-grubbing Corporation Presents:
[06:22] Mona
    The Collagen-filled Smooth Skin Serving!"
[06:27] Ai
    Oh, it's so soft!
[06:29] Ai
    This will be a perfect countermeasure for
    those smile lines I've been worried about!
[06:32] Momiji
    Now, how about a cup?
[06:35] Zouan
    Oh, thank you, Hostess.
[06:39] Zouan
    Sake poured for me by a
    beautiful woman is exceptional.
[06:42] Hana
    Now, please have some juice.
[06:45] Kaito
    Y-Yeah...
[06:46] Mitsuo
    You aren't going to rip
    us off with this, are you?
[06:48] Mona
    It's okay.
[06:49] Mona
    We won't charge a selection fee, so relax.
[06:53] Kana
    Oh, dear, Sir!
[06:55] Kana
    You can really chug it down!
[07:00] Mitsuo
    And just then,
[07:03] Mitsuo
    even though nobody should have been there,
[07:05] Mitsuo
    they heard a creaking in the hallway...
[07:09] Mitsuo
    Then a terrifying voice cried out behind them,
[07:12] Ai
    "Who's the kid who isn't asleep?"
[07:20] Ai
    Don't stay up all night.
    Hurry and get to sleep!
[07:23] Kaito
    O-Oh, it's just you, Sis?
[07:24] Kaito
    Don't scare us like that.
[07:27] Kaito
    You guys, too?
[07:29] Mitsuo
    Uh, Kaito-kun...
[07:32] Mitsuo
    Your Bankfon is...
[07:35] Fukuta
    It went "crack," though...
[07:38] Mitsuo
    If we don't send this in for repairs,
    you won't be able to use it anymore.
[07:45] 1
    Torai-san.
[07:46] 1
    Do you think we might
    have gone the wrong way?
[07:49] 2
    Any way I think about it, I get the
    feeling the inn isn't this way...
[07:52] Torai
    Shut it!
[07:53] Torai
    Be quiet and follow me!
SIGN    Men's Lavatory
[07:59] Kaito
    That was close. I thought
    I was gonna wet the bed...
[08:04] Kaito
    It's kinda creepy here...
[08:15] (Flashback) Mitsuo
    even though nobody should have been there,
[08:17] (Flashback) Mitsuo
    they heard a creaking in the hallway...
[08:27] Kaito
    Wh-What, it was you?
[08:32] Hana
    Did you have to scream in
    the middle of the night?
[08:35] Kaito
    Sorry...
[08:36] Kaito
    But it's your fault for scaring me.
[08:39] Hana
    I wasn't trying to scare you or anything.
[08:41] Hana
    I got in the bath and was
    on my way back to my room,
[08:44] Hana
    and you were there...
[08:45] Kaito
    A bath at this hour?
[08:47] Kaito
    Were you working this late?
[08:50] Hana
    Since we're acting as
    managing consultants, too,
[08:52] Hana
    there are consultations and
    other things to take care of.
[08:54] Kaito
    Money-grubbing as ever.
[08:58] Hana
    I'm not getting any money for it.
[08:59] Kaito
    Huh? Then why?
[09:02] Hana
    This place...
[09:04] Hana
    This inn holds precious memories for me.
[09:08] Kaito
    Memories?
[09:10] Hana
    Back when my dad and mom still got along,
[09:14] Hana
    the three of us came to stay here every year.
[09:20] Hana
    We stopped coming after
    they divorced, though.
[09:26] Hana
    But lately, this inn hasn't been turning a profit,
[09:30] Hana
    and I heard there's some developer telling
    her to sell the place because of that...
[09:36] Hana
    That's why I begged Momiji-san
[09:38] Hana
    and got her to let me help her out,
    so she wouldn't have to sell this place.
[09:42] Kaito
    Hana, you...
[09:43] Hana
    Cut out the sympathy.
[09:45] Hana
    I hate it when people who don't
    even know me that well
[09:48] Hana
    give me their cheap sympathy.
[09:51] Kaito
    I know.
[09:52] Hana
    Huh?
[09:53] Kaito
    Me, too...
[10:02] Kana
    Oh?
[10:03] Kana
    What are the two of you doing
    by yourselves at this hour?
[10:06] Kana
    Oh, was I interrupting?
[10:09] Hana
    Don't be foolish!
[10:10] Hana
    Why would I be doing anything with this—
[10:13] Kana
    Hana-chan!
[10:14] Kaito
    Hey, are you okay?!
[10:15] Hana
    I'm all right...
[10:18] Hana
    Oh, no,
[10:19] Hana
    I think I sprained my leg.
[10:21] Kana
    Huh?
[10:22] Kana
    We've got to treat it right away!
[10:25] Hana
    Hey! What're you doing?
[10:27] Kaito
    Hey, where is your room?
[10:30] Kana
    This way.
[10:47] Ai
    We are much obliged.
[10:49] Momiji
    If it suits you, please do
    come stay with us again.
[10:52] Ai
    Yes, certainly.
[10:57] Kaito
    Look out!
[11:05] Kaito
    Wh-What's going on?
[11:09] Sokoo
    Whoops...
[11:11] Sokoo
    I didn't hit the brakes in time.
[11:14] Momiji
    Sokoo-san!
[11:15] Sokoo
    Hostess, sorry for smashing your entryway.
[11:19] Sokoo
    I'll pay for the repairs right away.
    Just tell me how much it is.
[11:23] Sokoo
    Oh, and while you're at it,
[11:24] Sokoo
    if you could tell me the price of this inn, too,
[11:26] Sokoo
    it would save us some trouble.
[11:29] Momiji
    Sokoo-san, as I've told you many times,
[11:31] Momiji
    I absolutely will not sell this place.
[11:33] Sokoo
    Don't be so stubborn.
[11:35] Sokoo
    Your business is struggling, isn't it?
[11:38] Sokoo
    If you leave it to me,
[11:39] Sokoo
    I'll erect a huge leisure center over
    the remnants of this dumpy inn
[11:44] Sokoo
    and turn it around so we rake in piles of dough.
[11:47] Kaito
    I see,
[11:48] Kaito
    this guy's the one Hana was
    talking about yesterday...
[11:53] Kana
    Hey, was it the right thing to not
    see off Kaito-kun and the others?
[11:57] Hana
    It's fine. Who cares about him?
[11:59] Kana
    But...
[12:03] Mona
    Hana, we've got trouble!
[12:04] Mona
    I'm sending a feed now. Look!
[12:08] Hana
    This is...
[12:09] Sokoo
    Also, while we're at it, Hostess,
[12:12] Sokoo
    you can trust me to take care of you, as well.
[12:16] Momiji
    P-Please stop...
[12:18] Kaito
    Hey, old man!
[12:20] Kaito
    If you want to buy this inn that bad,
[12:23] Kaito
    take me on in a Hero Battle!
[12:25] Sokoo
    Hm... Interesting.
[12:27] Sokoo
    That means you'd bet this inn
     on the Gamble Rule, yes?
[12:31] Kaito
    Yeah, but if I win,
[12:33] Kaito
    don't show your face here ever again.
[12:36] Kaito
    Got it?!
[12:37] Mitsuo
    K-Kaito-kun, that's too brash...
[12:40] Fukuta
    What will you do if you lose, though?
[12:43] Kaito
    This is the place of that girl's...
[12:45] Kaito
    of Hana's precious memories!
[12:49] Kaito
    So I will fight this battle carrying
    her sentiments on my shoulders!
[12:53] Kaito
    How could I lose such an important match?!
[12:57] Momiji
    Kaito-kun!
[12:58] Momiji
    I'll leave my sentiments in your care, as well!
[13:00] Momiji
    Please fight to your heart's content.
[13:02] Kaito
    Ms. Hostess...
[13:06] Kaito
    All right!
[13:07] Kaito
    Then here we go!
[13:10] Kaito
    Bankfon G, activate!
[13:13] Kaito
    Job change!
[13:17] Kaito
    Huh?
[13:19] Kaito
    Oh, yeah, mine's broken!
[13:24] Mitsuo
    Kaito-kun, please use mine!
[13:27] Kaito
    Thanks!
[13:27] Kaito
    I owe you one!
[13:29] Kaito
    Here we go this time for real!
[13:31] Kaito
    Bankfon G, activate!
[13:34] Kaito
    Job change!
[13:38] Kaito
    Enter the Gold!
[13:41] [SONG] sign
    Game Console Beep Boop
[13:43] Kaito
    Uh, what?
[13:44] Kaito
    Why did I turn into Game Console Beep Boop?
[13:46] Mitsuo
    That's a given!
[13:47] Mitsuo
    That Bankfon is mine,
[13:49] Mitsuo
    so it had my Hero Suit in it!
[13:52] Sokoo
    Job change!
[13:56] Sokoo
    Heavy Builder!
SIGN    Heavy Builder
[13:59] Announcer
    Here we go!
[14:01] Announcer
    Somewhere, another Hero Battle begins today!
SIGN    Safety First
[14:04] Announcer
    Raising both land and win count,
    Heavy Builder: Ageo Sokoo!
[14:10] Announcer
    His opponent is the nostalgic 8-bit:
[14:13] Announcer
    Game Console Beep Boop, Kaito Gosho!
[14:17] Mitsuo
    Will Kaito-kun be all right in
    a Hero Suit he's not used to?
[14:21] Fukuta
    Kaito's got his own approach,
[14:23] Fukuta
    but I bet he's giving some thought
    to how he'll fight, though.
[14:26] Announcer
    Hero Battle!
[14:30] both
    Fight!
[14:35] Mitsuo/Fukuta
    He isn't giving it any thought!
[14:38] Mitsuo
    Kaito-kun, that's no good!
[14:39] Mitsuo
    First, put some distance between
    you and use Ultra Programming!
[14:42] Kaito
    How do you do that?
[14:44] Mitsuo
    Hit Game Console Beep Boop's keyboard
[14:46] Mitsuo
    and input the command!
[14:48] Kaito
    Huh? Keyboard? Command?
[14:51] Kaito
    I've never eaten those before!
[14:53] Sokoo
    If you're not comin' to me, I'll go to you!
[14:56] Sokoo
    Drill Attack!
[15:01] Mitsuo
    Kaito-kun can't fight well
    with Game Console Beep Boop!
[15:05] Fukuta
    In that case, use my Hero Suit, though!
[15:08] Kaito
    Yeah!
[15:11] Kaito
    Job switch!
[15:15] Announcer
    A splendid job switch by Kaito Gosho!
[15:18] Announcer
    This time, chosen by 3 out of 10
    confectionery workers,
[15:22] ---
    it's Tea-picking Cat!
[15:27] Both
    He isn't putting any thought into it again!
[15:30] Fukuta
    Kaito, you can't fight that way, though!
[15:33] Kaito
    Then what should I do?
[15:35] Fukuta
    First, use a "Little Tea Break" to wait
    and see what he does, though!
[15:38] Kaito
    All right!
[15:42] Sokoo
    Now's no time to be lounging around!
[15:44] ---
    Shovel Attack!
[15:49] Mitsuo
    There's no guarantee switching
    jobs will make things better.
[15:53] Mitsuo
    Real life is harsh.
[15:55] Hana
    Hey! What's with that sorry performance?!
[15:58] Kaito
    Hana!
[15:59] Hana
    I'll lend you my Hero Suit,
[16:01] Hana
    so put some more spirit into it and fight!
[16:07] Kaito
    Job switch!
[16:11] Announcer
    Look at that! Kaito Gosho
    once again switches jobs!
[16:15] Announcer
    Next up is an impish type
    Hero Suit, Shadow Kitty!
[16:19] Kaito
    Hey, what is this?
[16:21] Kaito
    Isn't this a women's outfit?
[16:23] Kaito
    How can I fight in a breezy getup like this?!
[16:26] Mitsuo
    Kaito-kun, now isn't the time
    to worry about things like that!
[16:30] Kaito
    Desperate times call for desperate measures!
[16:31] Hana
    Y-You idiot!
[16:34] Sokoo
    Drill Shot!
[16:38] Hana
    Why are you diving in head first?
[16:41] Hana
    Shadow Kitty's inherent technique is
    irregular attacks making use of footwork!
[16:46] Kaito
    I don't care about that!
[16:49] Hana
    Move finely left and right to
    put your opponent out of sorts!
[16:52] Hana
    Look for an opening and bridge the gap!
[16:53] Hana
    Now feint!
[16:54] Hana
    Ah, that's not how you do it!
[16:56] Hana
    Look closer at your opponent!
[16:58] Hana
    And stop standing bow-legged!
[17:00] Kaito
    Oh, for crying out loud!
[17:01] Kaito
    Don't nag about every little
    thing I do in my battle!
[17:04] Hana
    You idiot!
[17:05] Hana
    What do you mean, "your battle"?!
[17:07] Hana
    You're fighting carrying my sentiments
    on your shoulders, right?!
[17:10] Hana
    That means this isn't just your battle!
[17:13] Hana
    It's our battle, yours and mine!
[17:20] Kaito
    Yeah...
[17:21] Kaito
    You're right.
[17:23] Kaito
    I can't believe I forgot what was
    most important in this battle!
[17:30] Kaito
    Hana!
[17:31] Kaito
    Starting now, we're two hearts beating as one!
[17:33] Hana
    Huh?
[17:34] Kaito
    Mitsuo, Fukuta, you guys, too!
[17:37] Mitsuo
    Yes!
[17:37] Fukuta
    Those are the words I was waiting for, though!
[17:40] Sokoo
    No matter how many weaklings
    you bring together,
[17:43] Sokoo
    it's useless!
[17:45] Hana
    Dodge left!
[17:46] Hana
    Keep running along the rope!
[17:48] Hana
    Now jump!
[17:50] Hana
    Use his head as a stepping stone and
    head to the post on the other side!
[17:56] A
    He's pretty good!
[17:57] B
    It's like his movements just
    got good outta nowhere.
SIGN    Shadow Kitty
[17:59] C
    All right, I'm gonna cheer you on!
[18:03] Fukuta
    The money's pouring in, though!
[18:05] Mitsuo
    Kaito-kun, you can do it now!
[18:07] Kaito
    All right. Lend me all your strength, guys!
[18:10] Kaito
    Job switch!
[18:11] Kaito
    Game Console Beep Boop!
[18:13] Mitsuo
    First, blind him with Flash Idea!
[18:16] Kaito
    Flash Idea!
[18:19] Sokoo
    Too bright!
[18:20] Kaito
    Job switch!
[18:22] Kaito
    Tea-picking Cat!
[18:24] Fukuta
    Now use "Tea Leaf Tempest," though!
[18:27] Kaito
    Tea Leaf Tempest!
[18:30] Sokoo
    Wh-What? I can't see in front of me!
[18:32] Kaito
    Job switch!
[18:33] Kaito
    Shadow Kitty!
[18:36] Hana
    Jump into the opponent's
    pocket with Shinobi Cat!
[18:39] ---
    Yeah!
[18:43] Sokoo
    Why, you!
[18:44] Kaito
    Too slow!
[18:46] Kaito
    Don't underestimate...
[18:47] Hana
    ...elementary schoolers!
[18:51] Kaito/Hana
    Soaring Kitten Punch!
[18:58] Announcer
    It's over!
[18:59] Announcer
    Kaito Gosho knocked Heavy Builder
    out cold with a jumble of job switches!
[19:08] Sokoo
    Hostess...
[19:21] Momiji
    Kaito-kun, thank you so much.
[19:24] Momiji
    It looks like I'll be able to keep this inn
    going without selling it thanks to you.
[19:28] Kaito
    I didn't do it all on my own.
[19:31] Kaito
    I won that battle just now
    because my friends helped me.
[19:35] Hana
    Oh? Sounds like you get it.
[19:37] Kaito
    Hana.
[19:39] Hana
    Now, Shadow Kitty's rental
    fee will be a million yen.
[19:42] Hana
    Could I get you to pay in full?
[19:45] Mitsuo
    Wait, when did she make up an invoice?!
[19:48] Kaito
    You're planning on charging me?
[19:50] Hana
    Of course!
[19:52] Hana
    Is what I'd like to say,
[19:53] Hana
    but I'm indebted to you in several ways,
[19:55] Hana
    so I'll forgive your debt this time.
[19:57] Kaito
    The heck... Don't scare me like that.
[20:00] Hana
    This is a major freebie that's
    going to put me in the red,
[20:03] Hana
    so you better be grateful.
[20:05] Kaito
    Then say that from the start!
[20:07] Hana
    You wouldn't know what a deal
    you're getting that way!
[20:08] Mona
    She should just be honest and tell him "thank you."
[20:11] ---
    Huh? What the heck is with that?
[20:11] Kana
    Right?
[20:12] ---
    You're seriously gonna make
    me sweat my butt off!
[20:23] Ai
    You sure were late, Torai-kun.
[20:25] Ai
    I was waiting for you the whole time.
[20:28] Torai
    Ai...
[20:31] Torai
    Wait for me...
[20:33] Torai
    I'm coming for you right now...
[22:15] ---
    I got a zap, too!
[22:17] ---
    You, regent boy! Change your
    name once and for all!
[22:19] ---
    Okay, I'll go with Fukuta Ketsumaru!
[22:21] ---
    Why me, though?
SIGN    "100 Bullseyes Out of 100!
    A Big Riot at the Fortune-telling Battle, Though!!"
[22:22] ---
    Next time: "100 Bullseyes Out of 100!
[22:24] ---
    A Big Riot at the Fortune-telling Battle, Though!!"
[22:26] ---
    Hey, don't take over my preview!