11 - 100 Bullseyes Out of 100! A Big Riot at the Fortune-telling Battle, Though!!

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[00:01] Announcer
    Now,
[00:01] Announcer
    Tick-A-Tack, one of the favorites for
    champion in the upcoming Hero Wars,
[00:06] Announcer
    versus an authoritative newcomer
    who has appeared like a comet,
[00:10] Announcer
    The Dominion Dollar!
[00:13] Announcer
    Oh, my!
[00:15] Announcer
    The Dominion Dollar has been captured!
[00:18] A
    Dominion, nothing!
[00:20] B
    I don't care if he's a comet or just vomit!
[00:22] B
    A contender for champion won't lose to
    this guy who popped up out of nowhere!
[00:25] Voice
    No. Dominion will win.
[00:29] A
    What're you saying?
[00:31] A
    You don't know a thing.
[00:33] Voice
    Is that right?
[00:35] Voice
    In my prophecy, I can see Dominion
    going in for a magnificent instant kill.
[00:39] B
    If we could tell how a battle will end with
    a prophecy, nobody'd have any worries!
[00:46] Announcer
    Winner: The Dominion Dollar!
[00:50] A
    Are you serious?
SIGN    HERO BANK
SIGN    100 Bullseyes Out of 100!
    
    A Big Riot at the Fortune-telling Battle, Though!!
[02:24] ---
    100 Bullseyes Out of 100!
[02:26] ---
    A Big Riot at the Fortune-telling
    Battle, Though!
[02:30] Kaito
    Isn't there some quick and
    easy way to get stronger?
[02:33] Mitsuo
    There's no way something so luscious exists!
[02:37] Mitsuo
    Listen, Kaito-kun.
[02:39] Mitsuo
    No matter how profitable the company,
[02:41] Mitsuo
    they started from a single yen and
    scrimped and saved to make their fortune.
[02:45] Mitsuo
    No matter how great the pitcher,
[02:47] Mitsuo
    they throw each and every ball with care
    until they can washout their opponent.
[02:51] Fukuta
    Washout...
[02:53] Fukuta
    I see, though!
[02:55] Fukuta
    You could rub down with a towel
    to temper your body, though!
[02:59] ---
    Pratfall!
[03:00] Mitsuo
    Why a rubdown with a towel?
[03:03] Mitsuo
    That isn't what "washout" was referring to!
[03:06] Kaito
    It seems like we could temper ourselves with this.
[03:08] Mitsuo
    Why are you doing it, too, Kaito-kun?!
[03:13] Kaito
    What's wrong, Platina?
[03:14] Mitsuo
    Has a prophecy descended upon him?
[03:19] Fukuta
    I got it, though!
[03:21] Fukuta
    A fortune teller will be essential
    to everyone getting stronger...
[03:24] Fukuta
    he says, though.
[03:26] Both
    Fortune teller...
[03:28] Kaito
    If we're talking fortune tellers, then...
[03:31] Mitsuo
    Yes.
[03:32] Mitsuo
    No matter how you think about it,
[03:34] Mitsuo
    Platina is an essential presence to us!
[03:38] Kaito
    I see!
[03:39] Kaito
    In that case, we'll wine and
    dine Platina completely!
[03:47] Mitsuo
    Here you are.
[03:50] Kaito
    You sure are stiff.
[03:54] Mitsuo
    Please take care of us from now on, as well!
[03:58] Fukuta
    Wait, something is weird, though!
[04:01] Kaito
    What is it now?
[04:03] Mitsuo
    Yeah, why are you angry?
[04:05] Fukuta
    It's not like I'm angry or anything, though!
[04:08] Fukuta
    But it's weird to suddenly treat Platina
    like he's so important, though!
[04:13] Kaito
    There's nothing we can do about it.
[04:15] Kaito
    You're the one who said a
    fortune teller was essential!
[04:18] Fukuta
    I did, though...
[04:20] Mitsuo
    If you say "fortune teller,"
    it has to be Platina,
[04:23] Mitsuo
    and if he's essential, then the
    VIP treatment is only natural.
[04:27] Fukuta
    Th-That's true, too, though...
[04:31] Both
    Then...
[04:32] Both
    Here, President!
[04:34] Fukuta
    I just can't accept it after all, though!
[04:37] Fukuta
    It's weird that he's getting
    such special treatment
[04:39] Fukuta
    when his prophecy hasn't
    come true yet, though!
[04:41] Fukuta
    Platina's prophecies aren't guaranteed
    to come true in the first place, though!
[04:48] Mitsuo
    Does that mean you think Platina's
    prophecy is wrong, Fukuta-kun?
[04:53] Fukuta
    Huh? Oh... No...
[04:56] Kaito
    That's awful!
[04:57] Kaito
    You actually thought we couldn't
    rely on Platina's prophecies?
[05:01] Fukuta
    No, that isn't it...
[05:05] Fukuta
    No! It's not like I thought
    all that about you, though!
[05:11] Fukuta
    If you're gonna say that, we're done, though!
[05:15] Kaito
    H-Hey...
[05:16] Kaito
    What's he saying?
[05:18] Mitsuo
    Looks like they're having a fight.
[05:22] Fukuta
    No croquettes!
[05:23] Fukuta
    Absolutely no croquettes, though!
[05:25] Kaito
    Croquettes... What about them?
[05:28] Mitsuo
    I'm curious what brought them
    to the subject of croquettes.
[05:33] Kaito
    Hey, stop it, you two.
[05:36] Fukuta
    I get it now, though!
[05:38] Fukuta
    I'll prove that I can be of
    more help than you, Platina!
[05:41] Kaito
    Oh, wait! Fukuta!
[05:44] Mitsuo
    But, will we be okay without Fukuta-kun?
[05:51] Kaito
    Sorta looks like we will.
[05:54] Mitsuo
    I guess so.
[05:58] Fukuta
    I said in the heat of the moment that
    I'd be more helpful than Platina, though...
[06:03] Fukuta
    I don't have the slightest idea
    what I should do, though...
SIGN    Mother Big Money
[06:07] Fukuta
    Amazing, but what's the line for, though?
[06:13] Torai
    You!
[06:14] Fukuta
    What're you doing, though?
[06:16] Torai
    Ain't it obvious?
[06:18] Torai
    Gettin' my fortune told by Ms. Tamako Hutoi!
[06:21] Fukuta
    Tamako Hutoi?
[06:25] Takeda
    This fortune teller has been popular
    among fight leaders recently.
[06:29] Fukuta
    Mr. Takeda!
[06:31] Takeda
    They say that if you do exactly
    as she says, then you'll win.
[06:35] Torai
    That's why I figured I'd take advantage of
    her prophecies, since I've been in a slump.
[06:41] Takeda
    Same here.
[06:43] Fukuta
    I've never seen the two of you
    in anything but a slump, though.
[06:47] Both
    Stab!
[06:49] Futoi
    Yes. Next.
[06:51] Torai
    Hey.
[06:53] Torai
    What do I gotta do to win?
[06:56] Futoi
    Ugly!
[06:58] Futoi
    Filthy! Dirty!
[06:59] Futoi
    Sit down properly!
[07:01] 1
    No less from Torai-san.
[07:02] Tamaki
    There are none superior when
    it comes to filthiness!
[07:05] Torai
    Fine.
[07:07] Torai
    Hurry up and tell my fortune.
[07:09] Futoi
    Honestly...
[07:12] Futoi
    I have seen it!
[07:14] Futoi
    Your fighting style is filthy!
[07:16] 1
    That's our Torai-san!
[07:18] Tamaki
    Filthy from your body all the
    way to your fighting style!
[07:20] Torai
    Hey, shut up, you lot!
[07:23] Futoi
    If you fight with more elegance
    and refinement, you will win.
[07:27] Futoi
    To achieve that,
[07:29] Futoi
    if you purchase this 500,000 yen jar,
[07:31] Futoi
    you will be winning in no time.
[07:34] ---
    All right! I'll be able to win with this!
[07:38] Fukuta
    Really, though?
[07:40] Takeda
    Doubt her if you like,
[07:42] Takeda
    but Hutoi-san's prophecies
    are truly incredible.
[07:46] Takeda
    After all...
[07:47] Takeda
    She just observed that The Dominion Dollar
[07:49] Takeda
    would score an overwhelming victory
    over such a powerful opponent.
[07:55] Fukuta
    She was right about Nagare, though...
[07:59] Fukuta
    To be able to hit the mark like that,
[08:01] Fukuta
    is there some sort of secret, though?
[08:04] Futoi
    What's with you?
[08:05] Futoi
    Stop it! Don't peek!
[08:07] Fukuta
    Sorry, though...
[08:09] Fukuta
    But if I have this lady
    tell my fortune, I'm sure...
[08:13] Others
    All right!
[08:13] Fukuta
    I'd be useful to everyone, though!
[08:15] Mitsuo
    That was an easy victory!
[08:16] Mitsuo
    No less from Fukuta-kun!
[08:20] Fukuta
    Excuse me!
[08:21] Fukuta
    I'd like you to tell my fortune, though!
[08:23] Futoi
    Very well.
[08:25] Futoi
    I shall begin, then...
[08:30] Futoi
    Your weak point is that your
    fighting style is unrefined...
[08:35] Fukuta
    No, though!
[08:36] Fukuta
    What I want you to prophesy
    is about my friends, though.
[08:41] Fukuta
    The truth is...
[08:44] Futoi
    I see.
[08:46] Futoi
    You want to win against this mouse called
    Platina that's able to tell prophecies.
[08:50] Futoi
    I understand.
[08:51] Futoi
    I will make it so you will
    win for your friends' sakes.
SIGN    Fortune Slip
[08:56] Futoi
    Tamako Hutoi's deluxe fortune slip machine!
[09:00] Fukuta
    What's this, though?
[09:02] Futoi
    If you use this machine,
[09:04] Futoi
    you will gain the power to tell fortunes like me.
[09:08] Fukuta
    Like you, Old Lady?
[09:10] Futoi
    Don't call a woman under 50 "Old Lady"!
[09:13] Futoi
    Anyway, I feel pained for you,
    worrying about prophecies.
[09:19] Fukuta
    Old Lady...
[09:20] Futoi
    I told you, don't call a woman under 50 "Old Lady"!
[09:24] Futoi
    So, I will yield to you this commodity...
[09:27] Futoi
    No, this item for half price, 50,000 yen.
[09:33] Fukuta
    It's steep, even at half price, though...
[09:40] Fukuta
    But I get it, though!
[09:41] Fukuta
    If I can win lots with this,
[09:43] Fukuta
    Kaito and Mitsuo should both be happy,
[09:45] Fukuta
    and I can win against Platina, too, though!
[09:47] Futoi
    There is no mistake that, with this,
[09:49] Futoi
    your friends will be on the
    road to many victories.
[09:52] Fukuta
    Thank you, though!
[09:57] Mitsuo
    "Being the straight man, not the
    funny man, is more effective"?
[10:00] Mitsuo
    "Wait until your opponent gets funny"?
[10:02] Kaito
    What does that mean?
[10:04] Mitsuo
    I don't really get it...
[10:07] Fukuta
    B-But, this fortune slip
[10:09] Fukuta
    was certified by the person who
[10:10] Fukuta
    predicted Nagare's victory in the
    last Hero Battle, though!
[10:14] Kaito
    What?!
[10:15] Mitsuo
    If that's true, then we can say that
    person has considerable insight.
[10:20] Kaito
    All right! I got it!
[10:22] Kaito
    For now, let's try some training!
[10:25] Kaito
    Anytime's fine, Mitsuo!
[10:27] Kaito
    Lay the jokes on me!
[10:28] Mitsuo
    I can't just do it on command...
[10:31] Mitsuo
    I'm normally the straight man,
    so I'm not sure what to do...
[10:34] Kaito
    What the heck?!
[10:36] Mitsuo
    I didn't tell a joke yet!
[10:38] Mitsuo
    Let's see...
[10:39] Mitsuo
    My futon flew a foot off...
[10:42] Mitsuo
    A lemon with the lid on!
[10:46] Mitsuo
    I hear they built a fence next door...
[10:48] Kaito
    What the heck?!
[10:49] Mitsuo
    I didn't get to the punchline yet!
[10:50] Kaito
    I see...
[10:52] Kaito
    If we strike like this...
[10:54] Kaito
    Actually, how can we wait for
    the opponent to get funny?!
[10:59] Fukuta
    At this rate...
[11:00] Kaito
    You're so useless!
[11:03] Mitsuo
    Worse than a mouse.
[11:05] Fukuta
    This is big trouble, though...
[11:19] Fukuta
    I've got no choice but to
    hurry and return it, though...
[11:22] Torai
    Don't mess with me, you wench!
[11:24] Torai
    I tried using this because you
    said I'd win as long as I had it,
[11:28] Torai
    and it was totally useless!
[11:30] Futoi
    That's not my problem.
[11:32] Futoi
    Doesn't that just mean
[11:34] Futoi
    you were so weak that you were
    helpless even with my prophecies?
[11:39] 1
    You she-devil!
[11:40] 1
    You said that, knowing it wouldn't
    make Bro very strong in his fight!
[11:44] Tamaki
    I don't want to boast,
[11:45] Tamaki
    but Bro isn't quick-witted enough
    for snappy comebacks!
[11:49] Torai
    Both of you, shut up!
[11:51] Torai
    Anyway, give me a refund!
[11:54] Futoi
    Very well.
[11:56] Futoi
    If you beat me in a battle,
    I'll return your payment.
[12:00] Futoi
    In exchange...
[12:02] Futoi
    If you lose, I'll have you buy
    an additional item from me!
[12:05] Torai
    Fine by me!
[12:07] Announcer
    Here we go!
[12:09] Announcer
    A Hero Battle has begun!
[12:10] Announcer
    Bad Boy Commander versus Shryne Maiden!
[12:12] Futoi
    Oh, dear, for all your complaining,
    you're still using that item.
[12:17] Torai
    I have no choice!
[12:18] Torai
    I used all my money on this,
[12:20] Torai
    so I can't use any other special attacks!
[12:23] 1
    That's our Torai-san!
[12:25] Tamaki
    His pointless nerve and lack of
    academic prowess are peerless!
[12:30] Torai
    Here I go!
[12:34] Futoi
    Dear, oh, dear.
[12:35] Futoi
    I can read all your movements.
[12:47] Announcer
    It's over!
[12:49] Announcer
    Winner: Shryne Maiden!
[12:52] Futoi
    Thank you for your business!
[12:54] Both
    Bro!
[12:56] A
    Whoa, she took him out awfully easy.
[13:00] B
    There's no helping it.
[13:02] B
    His opponent is a fortune teller.
[13:04] B
    If she reads his movements,
    there's no way he can win.
[13:06] Futoi
    Now, who wants to return something next?
[13:10] Futoi
    Not that there's any guarantee you'll
    be able to return it at all.
[13:15] Fukuta
    What should I do, though?
[13:17] Kaito
    I do!
[13:20] Fukuta
    Kaito!
[13:23] Kaito
    You sold my friend some weird thing!
[13:25] Mitsuo
    We are going to get a proper refund from you!
[13:29] Futoi
    Fine.
[13:30] Futoi
    If you win, Boy, I'll return your payment.
[13:33] Futoi
    In exchange...
[13:35] Futoi
    If I win...
[13:37] Futoi
    I'll take that fortune-telling mouse of yours!
[13:40] Kaito
    What?!
[13:41] Mitsuo
    Kaito-kun...
[13:42] Mitsuo
    There's no way we can
    accept that condition...
[13:45] Kaito
    Fine by me!
[13:47] Mitsuo
    Huh? Are you sure?!
[13:49] Kaito
    As long as we have my
    Enter the Gold and Platina's prophecies,
[13:53] Kaito
    I'll stick a metal rod up her butt!
[13:56] Fukuta
    I bought that weird fortune slip
    machine and caused everyone trouble,
[14:01] ---
    and yet he relies on Platina so much...
[14:05] Both
    Bankfon G, activate!
[14:08] Both
    Job change!
[14:14] Kaito
    Enter the Gold!
SIGN    Enter the Gold
[14:20] Futoi
    Japanese Shaman!
SIGN    Shryne Maiden
[14:23] Futoi
    Shryne Maiden!
[14:25] Announcer
    Here we go!
[14:27] Announcer
    Enter the Gold versus Shryne Maiden!
[14:30] Mitsuo
    Your opponent is a fortune teller!
[14:32] Mitsuo
    She'll read your movements,
[14:35] Mitsuo
    so let's proceed with caution at first!
[14:37] Kaito
    Yeah! I know!
[14:40] Futoi
    Victory to the swift!
[14:41] Futoi
    Here I go! Here I go! Here I go!
[14:43] Announcer
    Oh, my!
[14:44] Announcer
    Shryne Maiden is just hitting and
    hitting and hitting some more!
[14:47] Announcer
    Enter the Gold is practically a sandbag!
[14:50] A
    I knew it. That fortune teller read that
    Enter the Gold would proceed with caution.
[14:57] Mitsuo
    It's coming, Kaito-kun!
[14:58] Mitsuo
    Platina is prophesying now!
[15:01] Mitsuo
    An eye for an eye, a prophecy for a prophecy!
[15:04] Kaito
    All right! Bring it, Platina!
[15:09] Kaito
    I don't understand!
[15:12] Announcer
    Uh-oh!
[15:12] Announcer
    Enter the Gold has been
    driven into a corner!
[15:15] Announcer
    Can the cornered mouse
    take a bite out of the cat?!
[15:18] Mitsuo
    This is why I asked if we'd
    be okay without Fukuta-kun!
[15:25] Futoi
    At this rate, that little
    fortune-telling mouse will be mine!
[15:28] Fukuta
    I'm sure Kaito-kun should win, though...
[15:31] Fukuta
    I'm not necessary, though...
[15:36] Announcer
    Enter the Gold
[15:37] Announcer
    just might lose at this rate!
[15:40] Fukuta
    No way...
[15:41] Fukuta
    At this rate, Kaito will lose and
    Platina will be stolen away,
[15:44] Fukuta
    and it'll be all my fault, though...
[15:47] Fukuta
    But...
[15:48] Fukuta
    I won't be able to do anything
    even if I go, though.
[15:51] Fukuta
    The fortune slip wasn't any help, though...
[15:58] Announcer
    Enter the Gold just keeps taking hits!
[16:01] Announcer
    He's actively indulging in hits non-stop!
[16:07] Mitsuo
    He wants to counterattack,
[16:09] Mitsuo
    but his opponent is a fortune teller.
[16:10] Mitsuo
    If he counters carelessly, she'll just read him.
[16:14] Fukuta
    Wait, though!
[16:16] Mitsuo
    Fukuta-kun!
[16:17] Fukuta
    Just stop this match already, though!
[16:19] Fukuta
    I don't really need a refund, though!
[16:22] Futoi
    My, what a strange thing to say.
[16:26] Futoi
    What could you mean?
[16:28] Fukuta
    Forget this thing!
[16:30] Mitsuo
    Fukuta-kun!
[16:36] Fukuta
    Huh?
[16:40] A
    What?
[16:42] B
    These are...
[16:43] B
    They're all shots of fight leaders that
    fortune teller prophesied would win!
[16:48] Mitsuo
    I see!
[16:49] Mitsuo
    That's what was going on!
[16:51] Fukuta
    What do you mean, though?
[16:53] Mitsuo
    That fortune teller didn't see
    through Nagare-kun's power!
[16:58] Mitsuo
    She just likes good-looking fight leaders!
[17:02] Kaito
    That means...
[17:05] Kaito
    She's just an old hag who likes hot guys?!
[17:08] Futoi
    Old hag?
[17:12] Futoi
    Now that you've figured me out,
    I guess it can't be helped.
[17:15] Futoi
    I raked in money telling false
    fortunes to fight leaders in a slump
[17:20] Futoi
    and threw tons of support money
SIGN    Shinobi Striker
    
    A Hero Suit which possesses the advanced physical
    abilities of a ninja. Transforms soccer skills into
    hand-to-hand combat.
[17:23] Futoi
    at handsome men and pretty
    boys to make them win...
[17:28] Fukuta
    That's totally cheating, though!
[17:31] Futoi
    No!
[17:32] Futoi
    If I get my hands on that little
    fortune-telling mouse in this match,
[17:35] Futoi
    I'll be a true fortune teller
[17:38] Futoi
    and be able to keep on seeing Hero Battles
    of handsome men as much as I want!
[17:43] Mitsuo
    She ripped off money from unattractive people
[17:45] Mitsuo
    and used it to support handsome guys!
[17:47] Kaito
    That's a dirty way to do things!
[17:49] Futoi
    Dirty?
[17:51] Futoi
    I hate dirty things,
[17:54] Futoi
    but there's no dirty or clean in fortune telling!
[17:57] Fukuta
    You're wrong, though!
[17:59] Fukuta
    I know best that Platina's
    prophecies aren't dirty, though!
[18:04] Fukuta
    They're different from your
    prophecies, Old Lady, though!
[18:07] Mitsuo
    Fukuta-kun...
[18:10] Futoi
    I told you, don't call a woman
    in her forties "Old Lady"!
[18:15] Fukuta
    You said you were under 50 before, though!
[18:18] Futoi
    It's the same thing!
[18:19] Futoi
    I won't allow this any longer!
[18:21] Futoi
    Exorcism Arrow!
[18:24] Futoi
    There's more!
[18:26] Mitsuo
    This is bad!
[18:30] Fukuta
    Huh? The old lady's weak point?
[18:33] Mitsuo
    What's wrong?
[18:35] Fukuta
    Platina's asking if she has any weaknesses
    other than handsome men, though...
[18:41] Fukuta
    All I can think of is that
    she's bad with dirty things.
[18:44] Mitsuo
    Dirty things?
[18:45] Mitsuo
    That's her weak point!
[18:47] Fukuta
    Huh?
[18:48] Mitsuo
    Kaito-kun, that just now is the
    fortune teller's weak point!
[18:51] Kaito
    What was that?!
[18:53] Mitsuo
    Please listen to Fukuta-kun's advice!
[18:56] Fukuta
    Oh... The old lady's weak point is...
[18:59] Futoi
    You think I'll let you tell him that?!
[19:03] Futoi
    Sacred Dance!
[19:05] Announcer
    Wow!
[19:07] Announcer
    Shryne Maiden's special attack!
[19:09] Announcer
    That got the audience
    excited in one fell swoop!
SIGN    Shryne Maiden
SIGN    A Hero Suit for use in sacred shrines. It banishes evil with its innate spiritual power!
[19:13] Mitsuo
    My voice won't reach him!
[19:15] Mitsuo
    It's no use!
[19:16] Kaito
    No problem!
[19:18] Kaito
    Fukuta's advice, right?
[19:20] Kaito
    I get it!
[19:25] Kaito
    Towel Rubdown!
[19:31] Futoi
    Vulgar!
[19:33] Kaito
    Now!
[19:35] Kaito
    Right-side Rising Uppercut!
[19:40] Announcer
    It's over!
[19:42] Announcer
    Winner: Enter the Gold!
[19:53] Fukuta
    You guys... I'm really sorry, though...
[19:57] Kaito
    It's fine.
[19:58] Kaito
    They say a good butt makes a good end.
[20:01] Mitsuo
    None of that fit at all, Kaito-kun.
[20:05] Fukuta
    Platina...
[20:06] Fukuta
    I was jealous of your prophecies, though.
[20:11] Fukuta
    Please forgive me, though!
[20:15] Fukuta
    But I still say no croquettes...
[20:19] Mitsuo
    Your prophecies are amazing, after all, Platina.
[20:23] Mitsuo
    A fortune teller is essential.
[20:25] Mitsuo
    Thanks to that fake fortune teller,
[20:28] Mitsuo
    we know just how much we
    need you and Platina both.
[20:37] Kaito
    Well, after rain comes fair butts, huh?
[20:40] ---
    That's not it, either.
[22:15] Mitsuo
    Yo! Mitsuo Zaizen has
    graduated from cramming!
[22:19] Kaito
    All right! It's a dash toward that setting sun!
[22:21] Mitsuo
    Yo! Hey, taxi!
[22:23] Kaito
    Run on your own!
[22:24] Kaito
    Next time: "Man of Steel! Kintetsu!"
SIGN    "Man of Steel! Kintetsu!!"
[22:27] Kaito
    Let's rake in the dough!