# 37 - Strongest Tag-team Formation! Kaito and Sekito!!
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**[00:00] Kaito**
* When we received an SOS and went*
* on a business trip to Okinawa,*
**[00:04] Kaito**
* everyone was turned into zombies*
* by these strange radio waves!*
**[00:08] Kaito**
*We somehow won our battle, thanks to Sekito,*
**[00:12] Kaito**
* but I'll make that Bukimi guy pay*
* for kidnapping Sis and the others!*
***SIGN*** HERO BANK
***SIGN*** Strongest Tag-team Formation! Kaito and Sekito!!
**[01:49] Kaito**
*Strongest Tag-team Formation!*
**[01:50] Kaito**
*Kaito and Sekito!!*
**[01:53] Fukuta**
Money—
**[01:58] Mitsuo**
Money!
**[01:59] Fukuta**
Moneeey!
**[02:01] Mitsuo**
Money!
**[02:02] Fukuta**
Moneeey!
**[02:06] Kaito**
Mitsuo, Fukuta...
**[02:08] Kaito**
They turned back into money zombies!
**[02:11] Sekito**
The Resort Virus is more
effective than we thought.
**[02:14] Sekito**
Looks like it's hard to
cure once you've contracted it.
**[02:17] Mitsuo**
Money!
**[02:19] Mitsuo**
Moooney!
**[02:21] Mitsuo**
Money!
**[02:25] Sekito**
It'll be impossible for him to
develop a vaccine like this.
**[02:29] Sekito**
We'll have to cut it off at the source.
**[02:31] Kaito**
The source?
**[02:33] Sekito**
We take down Bukimi.
**[02:34] Sekito**
Then we destroy the Tower of Seizure.
**[02:37] Sekito**
If we do that, we should be able to
contain the outbreak of the virus.
**[02:40] Kaito**
I get it!
**[02:41] Kaito**
If we do that, Mitsuo, Fukuta,
**[02:43] Kaito**
and Sis will all be cured, right?!
**[02:44] Sekito**
I don't know. There's no guarantee.
**[02:46] Kaito**
What? No way! Are you serious?!
**[02:58] Bikimi**
Seconds!
**[02:59] Ai**
Yes.
**[03:03] Ai**
Here you are, Bukimi-sama.
**[03:06] Bukimi**
Stop calling me by such a formal title.
**[03:10] Bukimi**
You're my sister, after all.
**[03:11] Ai**
Yes, Bukimi-sama.
**[03:19] Ai**
Oh, dear, that's right.
**[03:21] Ai**
What in the world was I thinking?
**[03:24] Ai**
Sorry, Emiya.
**[03:28] Bukimi**
The Resort Virus's update is complete.
**[03:32] Bukimi**
Now I can manipulate human hearts at will.
**[03:35] Bukimi**
Super cool!
**[03:41] Ai**
Come on, Emiya, you mustn't spill.
**[03:44] Bukimi**
That's right, dote on me more!
**[03:47] Ai**
Oh, there's some around your mouth, too.
**[03:49] Bumiki**
Hey, lick it off.
**[03:52] Ai**
You're so spoiled.
**[03:57] Bukimi**
Mmm, Mandom!
**[04:00] Bukimi**
Hey, Bro.
**[04:02] Bukimi**
Do you think you could tell me
how to get into your hideout?
**[04:06] Dan**
That place operates on the old
version of the Hero Bank airspace.
**[04:10] Dan**
You just input a password with
a Bankfon G to infiltrate.
**[04:16] Bumiki**
What, it's that simple?
**[04:22] Kaito**
Hey, wait, Sekito!
**[04:25] Sekito**
What?
**[04:26] Kaito**
Creating that "vaccine" thing comes first!
**[04:29] Sekito**
That can wait.
**[04:31] Sekito**
We can do that after we take down
all of the Seven Gods of Suits.
**[04:33] Kaito**
After what's become of Mitsuo and
Fukuta, you're okay with that?!
**[04:37] Sekito**
They have nothing to do with me.
**[04:38] Sekito**
Let's go before dawn breaks.
**[04:40] Kaito**
Wha— Wait!
**[04:44] Kaito**
What?
**[04:45] Ai**
You lot, what color are your sorry behinds?!
**[04:48] Sailors**
Sir, blue, sir!
**[04:49] Ai**
Very good! You sorry, blue-bottomed losers!
**[04:52] Ai**
Prepare to disembark!
**[04:54] Sailors**
Yes, ma'am!
**[04:56] Kaito**
What the heck is that?!
**[05:03] Kaito**
Sis?! Why are you dressed like that?
**[05:10] Ai**
When did a stupid brat with a pompadour
like you become my brother?
**[05:14] Kaito**
Huh?
**[05:15] Ai**
My little brother is Emiya Bukimi!
**[05:19] Dan**
I came to lend my strength for
my little brother Emiya, too!
**[05:24] Kaito**
You've gotta be kidding, Sis!
**[05:26] Ai**
Be good boys and surrender your hideout!
**[05:28] Dan**
Give up already!
**[05:32] Sekito**
Looks like they're under his complete control.
**[05:34] Sekito**
If they want to fight, I won't go easy.
**[05:36] Ai**
Hero Battles are irrelevant!
**[05:39] Ai**
You will be subdued by force!
**[05:41] Kaito**
Stop it, you two!
**[05:43] Kaito**
What will you accomplish doing this?!
**[05:45] Sekito**
Move. I'll defeat these guys.
**[05:47] Kaito**
They might be being manipulated,
**[05:48] Kaito**
but they're still my Sis
and our friend Nanten!
**[05:51] Sekito**
I told you! It has nothing to do with me!
**[05:53] Kaito**
There's no way it has nothing to do with you!
**[05:54] Ai**
Do it!
**[05:55] Sailors**
Yes, ma'am!
**[05:59] J**
Wait right there!
**[06:05] Kaito**
That voice is...
**[06:06] Ai**
Who are you?!
**[06:08] J**
I clean up the evils of this world!
**[06:10] J**
The shadow janitor...
**[06:13] J**
Justice Star takes the stage!
**[06:18] J**
Leave the hideout to me.
**[06:20] J**
You guys, go on ahead!
**[06:22] Sekito**
You again?
**[06:24] Sekito**
I don't know who you are or where you
came from, but put this on my tab!
**[06:27] Kaito**
Thanks a lot!
**[06:29] J**
Now, I, Justice Star, will be your opponent!
**[06:39] Kaito**
Sis, I promise I'll save you!
**[06:43] Bukimi**
Some strange nuisance has gotten involved.
**[06:45] Bukimi**
No helping it. Withdraw for now!
**[06:48] Bukimi**
Unbelievable...
**[06:51] Bukimi**
But my playtime isn't over yet.
**[06:54] Bukimi**
This is next!
**[07:03] J**
Now things should be all right for a while.
**[07:06] J**
Now they'll all be saved as long
as you develop the vaccine.
**[07:11] Boo**
It's no use, ka-ching.
**[07:13] Boo**
This guy can't speak well unless
Danjirou is around, ka-ching.
**[07:16] J**
Huh?
**[07:19] J**
Nanten-kun.
**[07:22] J**
There's someone in my
life I can call my "sun."
**[07:25] J**
Isn't your sun Danjirou-kun?
**[07:31] (Flashback) Dan**
Your programming skills are
as impressive as ever, huh?
**[07:37] (Flashback) Dan**
Want to join forces?
**[07:39] (Flashback) Dan**
With your abilities and my connections,
**[07:41] (Flashback) Dan**
we'll set off the fireworks
of a new e-business!
**[07:46] (Flashback) Dan**
Why? Do you have some reason?
**[07:51] (Flashback) Dan**
What? You don't have a PC at home?
**[07:54] (Flashback) Dan**
I can take care of that much for you.
**[07:57] (Flashback) Dan**
We've been like brothers
ever since we were little kids!
**[08:08] J**
In order for the sun to keep shining,
**[08:10] J**
it needs someone helping it out from
the shadows, just like the moon.
**[08:14] J**
Don't you think now is that time?
**[08:26] Kaito**
We finally made it,
**[08:28] Kaito**
but I'm kinda sleepy...
**[08:30] Sekito**
We don't have time to rest!
**[08:35] Kaito**
What the?
**[08:36] Sekito**
What's wrong?
**[08:37] Kaito**
Money!
**[08:40] Sekito**
That?!
**[08:44] Kaito**
What did I just...
**[08:46] Sekito**
The Resort Virus has been strengthened.
**[08:48] Sekito**
You go back to the hideout. I'll go alone.
**[08:52] Kaito**
Yeah, yeah, money...
**[08:54] J**
*"Money"? Is he all right?*
**[08:56] Sekito**
He's becoming infected.
**[08:58] Sekito**
Kaito's heading back your way now.
**[09:00] J**
*No way!*
**[09:01] J**
* And we finally completed a*
* prototype of the vaccine...*
**[09:03] Sekito**
What?
**[09:04] J**
* But we haven't tested it yet,*
* so there's no telling if it will work.*
**[09:08] J**
* Plus, there's a possibility of side*
* effects that could endanger one's life.*
**[09:11] Kaito**
I'll do it!
**[09:13] Kaito**
Ow! What was that for?!
**[09:16] Sekito**
You're back to your senses now, right?
**[09:17] Sekito**
Go back!
**[09:19] Kaito**
How can we not save Sis,
**[09:21] Kaito**
Mitsuo, Fukuta, and all the townspeople?!
**[09:24] Sekito**
Save your breath!
**[09:25] Sekito**
Our mission isn't to
eliminate the Resort Virus.
**[09:28] Sekito**
It's to crush the Seven Gods of Suits!
**[09:33] Sekito**
Do whatever you want.
**[09:35] Kaito**
Yeah, I'll do just that!
**[09:38] J**
*Kaito-kun...*
**[09:39] J**
*Are you sure you're okay?*
**[09:42] Kaito**
Yeah, this is nothing.
**[09:44] Kaito**
Anyway, give me the vaccine.
**[09:46] J**
*Are you sure?*
**[09:47] Kaito**
I'll just turn into a zombie at this rate, anyway.
**[09:49] Kaito**
It's do or die, so just do it.
**[09:51] J**
*Got it.*
**[09:53] J**
*I'll send the anti-virus data now.*
**[09:56] J**
*Please transfer it.*
**[10:00] J**
*Kaito-kun, hold your Bankfon to your ear!*
**[10:03] Kaito**
All right, got it. My butt, right?
**[10:06] J**
*No, your ear!*
**[10:07] Kaito**
Bring it on!
**[10:14] Sekito**
Hey, what's wrong?!
**[10:19] Kaito**
Don't tell me you're...
**[10:45] Kaito**
Dad...
**[10:47] Kaito**
Mom...
**[10:48] Kaito**
Wait for me...
***SIGN*** Gosho Family Grave
**[11:00] Kaito**
Sis...
**[11:07] Kaito**
Ow...
**[11:09] Kaito**
Where am I?
**[11:11] Kaito**
Why am I...
**[11:16] Kaito**
You!
**[11:17] Sekito**
You're back to normal?
**[11:19] Sekito**
Looks like that vaccine
works, even on an idiot.
**[11:21] Kaito**
Shut up! Don't call me an idiot—
**[11:25] Sekito**
Emergency rations from the ship. Eat.
**[11:27] Kaito**
R-Right.
**[11:31] Kaito**
You carried me all this way?
**[11:34] Sekito**
Yeah.
**[11:35] Sekito**
They won't find us at a grave.
**[11:37] Kaito**
Huh? This place is a grave?!
**[11:39] Kaito**
Excuse me. Sorry to intrude!
**[11:44] Kaito**
I went to visit their grave in my dreams...
**[11:49] Kaito**
Dad and Mom's.
**[11:51] Kaito**
I remembered.
**[11:53] Kaito**
Just how much Sis treasured me back then...
**[11:58] Kaito**
I'll never give up.
**[12:01] Kaito**
She's my one and only sister.
**[12:03] Kaito**
I'll save Mitsuo, Fukuta,
and all the townspeople.
**[12:07] Sekito**
None of that has anything to do with me.
**[12:12] Kaito**
Well, then,
**[12:13] Kaito**
isn't there anyone you *do* want to save?
**[12:17] Kaito**
Don't you have a dad or mom,
a sibling or companion?
**[12:23] Sekito**
I have no family nor companions.
**[12:28] Kaito**
Really?
**[12:30] Kaito**
Then don't you remember your family at all?
**[12:36] Sekito**
I'm all alone.
**[12:38] Kaito**
But, you saved me.
**[12:41] Kaito**
You decided to save me, right?
**[12:45] Kaito**
That means we're companions now!
**[12:47] Sekito**
We're not really companions.
**[12:50] Sekito**
The only reason I brought you here
**[12:52] Sekito**
was because it'd be a pain if I
left you and you became a zombie.
**[12:55] Sekito**
So, this is going on your tab, big time.
**[13:01] Kaito**
Well, whatever.
**[13:03] Kaito**
Thanks!
**[13:06] Sekito**
I'm going to move forward
with the mission as top priority.
**[13:09] Kaito**
Hey, wait a second!
**[13:11] Kaito**
Let's have a bite before we head out.
**[13:15] Sekito**
No need.
**[13:16] Sekito**
I'm not hungry.
**[13:18] Kaito**
You know, you never eat. Are you okay?
**[13:21] Kaito**
You'll never grow up that way!
**[13:23] Sekito**
Shut up.
**[13:25] J**
*Kaito, you're all right?!*
**[13:27] Boo**
*You're alive, ka-ching?!*
**[13:28] Kaito**
Yeah. I'm not in top shape,
**[13:31] Kaito**
but I'm not chanting "Money!" anymore.
**[13:34] J**
Thank goodness...
**[13:36] J**
Nanten-kun is currently
using your test results
**[13:39] J**
as a base to modify the vaccine program.
**[13:41] Boo**
It'll be completed shortly, ka-ching.
**[13:43] Kaito**
All that's left is to take down Bukimi...
**[13:47] Bukimi**
What did you say you'll do to me?
**[13:49] Sekito**
Bukimi?!
**[13:51] Kaito**
Sis! Danjirou!
**[13:54] Sekito**
Coming to us on his own saves us time.
**[13:57] Sekito**
Here I go!
**[13:59] Kaito**
Me, too—
**[14:01] Sekito**
You're not up to it yet!
**[14:03] Sekito**
I'll go alone.
**[14:04] Kaito**
B-But...
**[14:06] Sekito**
If my opponents are Bukimi and Danjirou,
**[14:08] Sekito**
I'll be fine, even if its two-on-one.
**[14:10] Bukimi**
We'll see about that.
**[14:12] Sekito**
What?
**[14:14] Kaito**
What?! Sis, too?!
**[14:16] All**
Job change!
**[14:19] Bukimi**
The Festering Smile!
***SIGN*** The Festering Smile
**[14:21] Danjirou**
The Fire Pirate!
***SIGN*** The Fire Pirate
**[14:25] Ai**
Snowman!
***SIGN*** Snowman
**[14:27] Kaito**
Sis turned into a puny thing like that?!
**[14:33] Sekito**
Bank register, activate!
**[14:36] Sekito**
Job change!
**[14:40] Sekito**
Credit Loan Wolf!
**[14:44] [SONG] Sign**
Credit Loan Wolf
**[14:45] Announcer**
Here we go!
**[14:47] Announcer**
It's another Hero Battle in Okinawa!
**[14:49] Announcer**
And participating this time is Ai Gosho,
**[14:51] Announcer**
wearing a Hero Suit for the first time!
**[14:55] Bukimi**
I'll cheer you on from behind.
**[14:58] Bukimi**
Now, beat him up together!
**[15:01] Sekito**
Yeah, bring it on!
**[15:03] Bukimi**
So you say, but aren't
you forgetting something?
**[15:06] Sekito**
What?
**[15:11] Bukimi**
I heard everything over the mic on
the transmitter I planted on you.
**[15:15] Bukimi**
Your ball is being analyzed,
**[15:17] Bukimi**
and you're developing a vaccine
program as we speak, right?
**[15:21] Bukimi**
I wonder if you can even fight
without that ball of yours?
**[15:25] Sekito**
Crap!
**[15:26] Ai**
Foolish boy, looks like the tables are turned!
**[15:29] Ai**
*Snowman Blizzard!*
**[15:31] Announcer**
The heavy blizzard lands a direct hit!
**[15:33] Announcer**
What an absurd skill,
considering we're in Okinawa!
**[15:36] Dan**
*Shoulder Boom!*
**[15:39] Bukimi**
Did we get him?!
**[15:45] Sekito**
Is that all you've got?
**[15:47] Sekito**
You're no big deal!
**[15:48] Kaito**
Hey, don't be rash. I'll go, too!
**[15:51] Sekito**
You stay right there and behave!
**[15:53] Kaito**
What?
**[15:54] Sekito**
I can use skills even without my ball!
**[15:58] Ai**
*You think a wimpy skill like that will work?!*
**[16:00] Ai**
*Snowballs!*
**[16:03] Kaito**
Sis, stop it!
**[16:05] Ai**
Who are you?
**[16:09] Bukimi**
They're *my* brother and sister.
**[16:12] Dan**
*Artillery Fire!*
**[16:17] Announcer**
Completely one-sided!
**[16:19] Announcer**
It doesn't look like he has even a
one-in-a-million chance of winning.
**[16:24] Sekito**
I'm not done...
**[16:25] Sekito**
I'm here to settle everything all by myself!
**[16:30] Sekito**
I'll be the one to clean up this mess!
**[16:34] Ai**
I'll finish you!
**[16:35] Ai**
*Snow Thwack!*
**[16:39] Announcer**
Incredible! Enter the Prize busts in!
**[16:46] Kaito**
I paid off my tab!
**[16:49] Ai**
Now you've done it, you little brat.
**[16:52] Kaito**
Stop it, Sis—
**[17:00] Kaito**
Please remember. I'm your little brother!
**[17:03] Ai**
Silence!
**[17:09] Ai**
One more!
**[17:12] Ai**
I-I've felt this sensation before...
**[17:14] Bukimi**
What are you doing?!
**[17:16] Bukimi**
Hurry up and finish him!
**[17:17] Kaito**
Sis?
**[17:21] Kaito**
Look at my butt!
**[17:23] Kaito**
Remember? You always got mad
at me and spanked me!
**[17:26] (Flashback) Kaito**
I'm sorry, Sis!
**[17:26] (Flashback) Ai**
Do you really get it?
**[17:28] (Flashback) Kaito**
I won't do it anymore!
**[17:28] (Flashback) Ai**
You always, *always* make me worry!
**[17:34] Ai**
Kaito?! It's you, Kaito?
**[17:36] Kaito**
Sis?! You're back?!
**[17:38] Ai**
Hey, what the heck are you naked for?!
**[17:40] Bukimi**
Impossible! She came back to her senses!
**[17:43] Bukimi**
Big Bro Danjirou!
**[17:44] Dan**
Yeah! I'm my little bro's ally!
**[18:03] Nanten**
I-I finished the vaccine!
**[18:05] Dan**
N-Nanten?
**[18:06] Nanten**
Sending it right away! Wake up, Danjirou!
**[18:16] Dan**
Nanten...
**[18:18] Dan**
Nanten called my name out loud!
**[18:22] Bukimi**
How dare you ruin my fun?!
**[18:26] Kaito**
I told you
**[18:27] Kaito**
not to underestimate
my family or my comrades!
**[18:30] Bukimi**
I wanted someone to play with!
**[18:33] Bukimi**
Showing off your sibling in front of
an only child is way too annoying!
**[18:37] Sekito**
Sorry to tell you, but I'm alone, too.
**[18:39] Sekito**
But unlike you, I won't act like a lowlife!
**[18:42] J**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Here's your ball back!
**[18:53] Sekito**
*Moonfall Dunk!*
**[19:03] Kaito**
Hey, Bukimi.
**[19:04] Kaito**
You said you wanted a brother, right?
**[19:07] Kaito**
Then I'll* be your brother!
**[19:12] Kaito**
And your bro here will beat
**[19:14] Kaito**
that rotten nature of yours into shape!
**[19:15] Kaito**
*Ascending Uppercut!*
**[19:18] Bukimi**
I'm sorry!
**[19:20] Announcer**
It's over!
**[19:21] Announcer**
Taking out another of the Seven Gods of Suits
**[19:23] Announcer**
is the strongest tag-team,
Kaito Gosho and Sekito Sakurada!
**[19:35] Fukuta**
Money... Huh?
**[19:38] Mitsuo**
What? Where are we?
**[19:40] Fukuta**
What've we been doing all this time, though?
**[19:43] Boo**
Thank goodness, ka-ching.
You're all better, ka-ching!
**[19:45] Nanten**
We've liberated Okinawa from
the money zombies, ka-ching.
**[19:49] Boo**
That's right, ka-ching.
That's right, ka-ching!
**[19:54] J**
On that note, I will excuse myself.
**[19:57] J**
I pray that you all stay forever clean.
**[20:00] J**
Adios!
**[20:02] Mitsuo**
That voice and devastatingly
out-of-fashion sense...
**[20:05] Fukuta**
It's totally Nagare, no matter
how you look at it, though.
**[20:15] Kaito**
We did it, Sekito!
**[20:17] Sekito**
Don't be so indiscreet in saying my name.
**[20:19] Kaito**
Why not?
**[20:20] Kaito**
All right, starting today, you're a
new employee at Big Money Company!
**[20:24] Sekito**
New employee?
**[20:26] Sekito**
Don't be dumb.
**[20:30] Sekito**
Well, whatever...
**[20:31] Sekito**
I'll take over your company in no time.
**[20:34] Kaito**
I'm the company president!
**[20:35] Kaito**
I won't let you have it!
**[20:37] Sekito**
I'll usurp you as a shareholder.
**[20:38] Kaito**
What's "usurp"?
**[20:39] Kaito**
Some sort of pickled turnip?
**[20:41] Sekito**
You really are an idiot.
**[20:42] Kaito**
Don't call me an idiot!
**[22:15] Mitsuo**
Sekito-kun! Congratulations
on joining the company!
**[22:18] Sekito**
So self-serving...
**[22:19] Kaito**
If there's anything you can't make
heads or butts of, I'll help you out!
**[22:22] Sekito**
I firmly refuse!
**[22:23] Kaito**
Next time, "Hiroshima Business Trip!
***SIGN*** "Hiroshima Business Trip! Honorless Money Battle!!"
**[22:25] Kaito**
Honorless Money Battle!!"
**[22:27] Kaito**
Let's rake in the dough!