E14 - The House with the Wisteria Family Crest

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    Take this!
[00:02] ---
    Move it!
[00:03] ---
    Take this!
[00:05] ---
    Draw your sword and fight me!
[00:07] ---
    You spineless punk!
[00:15] ---
    Enough!
[00:17] ---
    I'll just have to skewer you
    along with that box!
[00:24] ---
    Knock it off!
[00:27] ---
    Knock it off!
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    EPISODE 14:
    THE HOUSE WITH
    THE WISTERIA FAMILY CREST
[02:08] ---
    Knock it off!
[02:23] ---
    He broke his bones!
[02:25] ---
    Aren't you a member
    of the Demon Slayers Corps?
[02:28] ---
    Don't you get why Zenitsu refuses
    to draw his sword?
[02:32] ---
    It's because it's taboo for us to draw
    our swords on each other for no reason!
[02:37] ---
    But here you are,
    giving him a one-sided beatdown!
[02:41] ---
    Is that fun for you?
[02:42] ---
    You're the lowest of the low!
[02:55] ---
    Oh, so that's why?
[02:57] ---
    My bad.
[03:00] ---
    In that case, let's fight barehanded.
[03:03] ---
    No! I don't think you get it at all!
[03:06] ---
    First...
[03:09] ---
    We're not supposed to fight
    each other, period!
[03:13] ---
    Fighting barehanded doesn't make it all right!
[03:15] ---
    Listen to me!
[03:29] ---
    Look at him!
    How can he move like that?
[03:32] ---
    I mean, Tanjiro just busted
    some of his ribs.
[03:50] ---
    Actually, isn't Tanjiro
    running afoul of the taboo himself?
[03:54] ---
    He did break his bones.
[04:14] ---
    Th-This guy...
[04:19] ---
    His attacks are bizarrely low!
[04:22] ---
    It's just like...
[04:24] ---
    Just like...
[04:26] ---
    battling a four-legged beast!
[04:30] ---
    Target him low!
[04:32] ---
    Even lower than your opponent!
[04:40] ---
    The flexibility of his joints!
[04:43] ---
    It's superhuman!
[04:48] ---
    Pretty amazing, aren't I?
[04:50] ---
    Pretty amazing, aren't I?
[04:53] ---
    He said it twice!
[04:55] ---
    Singing his own praises...
[04:57] ---
    And look what else I can do!
[05:06] ---
    Cut it out! Don't do stuff like that!
[05:08] ---
    Knock it off when you've got busted bones!
[05:11] ---
    It's gonna get worse!
[05:13] ---
    Worse? Fine by me!
[05:15] ---
    Nothing can top
    the pleasure of this moment!
[05:19] ---
    You need to think hard about the future!
[05:23] ---
    What do I care?
[05:27] ---
    You need to...
[05:29] ---
    calm down!
[05:34] ---
    That sound!
    Are your skulls fractured?
[05:49] ---
    Huh? A girl? Huh? Your face!
[05:55] ---
    What the hell?
[05:59] ---
    You've got a problem
    with my face or something?
[06:04] ---
    You're one creepy guy, you know that?
[06:07] ---
    You've got such a ripped body,
    but there's a girl's face sitting on top of it.
[06:11] ---
    Why the hell are you staring
    at my face like that?
[06:15] ---
    I-I'm not!
[06:16] ---
    I'm not looking at your face!
[06:20] ---
    We don't have a problem with your face!
[06:22] ---
    It's quite petite, fair-skinned,
    and therefore attractive!
[06:26] ---
    You're a corpse! Come at me!
[06:29] ---
    Not happening!
    I'm not gonna attack you anymore!
[06:31] ---
    Try head-butting me one more time!
[06:33] ---
    Nope, I'm done!
[06:34] ---
    I said do it! Come on!
[06:36] ---
    You sit yourself down! Are you okay?
[06:39] ---
    Hey, Big Forehead!
[06:41] ---
    Let me tell you my name.
[06:43] ---
    It's Inosuke Hashibira!
[06:45] ---
    Don't you forget it!
[06:47] ---
    What characters do you use to spell that?
[06:49] ---
    Spell? Spell...
[06:51] ---
    I don't know how to read or write!
[06:54] ---
    That name is written on my loincloth—
[06:59] ---
    What's wrong?
[07:01] ---
    He froze.
[07:05] ---
    What's the matter?
[07:19] ---
    He collapsed!
[07:21] ---
    Is he dead?
[07:23] ---
    He's not dead.
[07:25] ---
    It's probably a concussion.
[07:27] ---
    Because I head-butted the hell out of him.
[07:30] ---
    Are you okay, Tanjiro?
[07:32] ---
    Yeah.
[07:33] ---
    Amazing! Can I touch your head?
[07:36] ---
    Here!
[07:39] ---
    That's scary!
[07:40] ---
    Not a drop of blood from Tanjiro's head.
[07:43] ---
    How hard is it anyway?
[07:45] ---
    I mean, the wild boar's passed out.
[07:49] ---
    Tanjiro, your head is so hard!
[07:52] ---
    You think so?
[07:54] ---
    DEMON SLAYER:
    KIMETSU NO YAIBA
[07:58] ---
    DEMON SLAYER:
    KIMETSU NO YAIBA
[08:21] ---
    He's awake!
[08:22] ---
    Fight me! Fight me!
[08:25] ---
    Hey, you!
[08:26] ---
    This is how he is when he wakes up?
[08:27] ---
    I hate that more than anything!
[08:39] ---
    What the hell are you guys doing?
[08:42] ---
    It's a burial.
[08:45] ---
    You help out, too, Inosuke.
[08:48] ---
    There are still people
    who were killed inside the house.
[08:51] ---
    What's the point of burying
    the corpses of creatures?
[08:55] ---
    I'm not doing that! I'm not helping out!
[08:58] ---
    Forget that! Fight me!
[09:00] ---
    Man, he really is a loon.
[09:04] ---
    What does he mean, what's the point?
[09:07] ---
    I see.
[09:09] ---
    You can't do it because
    your wounds are hurting you.
[09:15] ---
    Those two are beyond help!
[09:17] ---
    They're both crazy!
[09:19] ---
    No, that's okay.
[09:21] ---
    After all, we all have
    a different pain threshold.
[09:25] ---
    Moving everyone who died
    outside that house,
[09:27] ---
    then burying them by covering them
    with dirt is a lot of work.
[09:31] ---
    Zenitsu and these kids and I
    will do our best, so don't worry!
[09:36] ---
    He's so off.
[09:38] ---
    He's so off.
[09:41] ---
    You should get some rest, Inosuke.
[09:45] ---
    Sorry to ask too much of you!
[09:48] ---
    Don't underestimate me, dammit!
[09:50] ---
    I'll bury a hundred,
    no, two hundred of your corpses!
[09:53] ---
    Just watch! I'm going to bury
    more than anyone of you!
[10:10] ---
    What is that person doing?
[10:12] ---
    Better not look.
[10:13] ---
    Yeah.
[10:21] ---
    Descend the mountain!
[10:22] ---
    Descend the mountain!
[10:26] ---
    That crow is talking!
[10:28] ---
    Just don't think anymore.
[10:30] ---
    Okay.
[10:32] ---
    All right, follow me!
[10:34] ---
    Follow yours truly!
[10:44] ---
    Hey!
[10:45] ---
    Where are you going?
[10:46] ---
    We're descending the mountain.
[10:48] ---
    We're not done with our battle yet!
[10:51] ---
    You're tired, aren't you?
[10:52] ---
    Come on, we're heading down.
[10:55] ---
    I'm not tired!
[10:58] ---
    Let's fight!
[11:05] ---
    I won't have it!
[11:07] ---
    I won't have it! I won't have it!
[11:08] ---
    You can't go, Shoichi!
[11:11] ---
    You're powerful, Shoichi!
[11:13] ---
    Shoichi is the one
    who's gonna protect me!
[11:17] ---
    Can't you see Shoichi doesn't want to stay?
[11:19] ---
    Please don't leave me behind!
[11:21] ---
    You stop that right now!
[11:29] ---
    Hold out your hands!
[11:35] ---
    That will ward off demons.
[11:37] ---
    You with marechi,
    keep that on your person!
[11:41] ---
    It smells like wisteria.
[11:43] ---
    Wisteria?
[11:44] ---
    It's a flower that demons can't abide.
[11:47] ---
    You should hold onto that.
[11:48] ---
    Demon repellent!
[11:50] ---
    Demon repellent!
[11:55] ---
    We're truly grateful!
[11:57] ---
    We can get home on our own.
[12:01] ---
    Take care, now!
[12:04] ---
    Now then, follow me!
[12:07] ---
    Follow yours truly!
[12:15] ---
    Fight me!
[12:17] ---
    I swear I'm gonna find a weak point
    and bring you down, loser!
[12:21] ---
    My name's not "loser"!
[12:22] ---
    It's Tanjiro Kamado!
[12:24] ---
    Gonpachiro Kamaboko!
[12:27] ---
    I'm gonna bring you down!
[12:28] ---
    Who the hell are you talking about?
[12:30] ---
    - That would be you!
    - No, it's someone else!
[12:33] ---
    Can you talk any louder?
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    WISTERIA
[12:44] ---
    A wisteria family crest...
[12:48] ---
    Rest time! Rest time!
[12:52] ---
    Since you've sustained injuries,
    you're to rest until you're fully recovered!
[12:57] ---
    You sure it's okay to rest?
[12:59] ---
    I just fought a demon
    while injured, you know.
[13:03] ---
    Ke-ke-ke.
[13:04] ---
    "Ke-ke-ke"?
[13:06] ---
    Let's eat this thing.
[13:08] ---
    What?
[13:12] ---
    Yes?
[13:15] ---
    Sorry to bother you so late at night!
[13:17] ---
    A monster!
[13:18] ---
    It's a monster!
[13:19] ---
    Hey you!
[13:20] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[13:23] ---
    I see you're a demon hunter.
[13:26] ---
    You look pretty weak!
[13:28] ---
    Hey!
[13:29] ---
    Come in.
[13:37] ---
    That old lady sure walks fast!
[13:40] ---
    This is where you'll be staying.
[13:47] ---
    A change of clothes.
[13:52] ---
    And here is your meal.
[13:55] ---
    She has to be a monster, Tanjiro!
    That old lady's a monster!
[13:58] ---
    She's so quick, it's eerie!
    She's a monster!
[14:01] ---
    A monster hag—
[14:08] ---
    Use your chopsticks.
[14:22] ---
    If you're that hungry,
    you can have this, too.
[14:28] ---
    Here.
[14:29] ---
    No!
[14:31] ---
    He's totally forgotten about the box!
[14:35] ---
    Gimme a break, you thug!
    Moron! Eyelashes!
[14:43] ---
    Your bedding.
[14:46] ---
    There she is! The monster hag—
[14:49] ---
    First come, first served!
[14:51] ---
    I'm taking this one!
[14:53] ---
    That's fine. Sleep wherever you want.
[14:57] ---
    Where do you want to sleep, Zenitsu?
[15:05] ---
    Here is the doctor.
[15:07] ---
    Hello.
[15:13] ---
    Yes.
[15:14] ---
    Severe!
[15:20] ---
    Who would've guessed
    that all three of us had broken ribs?
[15:23] ---
    2 RIBS 3 RIBS 4 RIBS
[15:29] ---
    This knot hurts more than my ribs.
[15:32] ---
    Sorry.
[15:33] ---
    Hey, you'd better apologize.
[15:36] ---
    It really hurt, you know.
[15:38] ---
    Getting pounded to a pulp like that.
[15:40] ---
    Say you're sorry.
[15:41] ---
    I'll pass.
[15:43] ---
    Say you're sorry!
[15:44] ---
    I'll pass!
[15:45] ---
    Just say you're sorry!
[15:47] ---
    If you're gonna be like that,
    we're not eating with you anymore.
[15:52] ---
    What's up with that?
[15:53] ---
    Meals always taste better
    when you eat together, you know.
[15:57] ---
    He's right about that.
[15:58] ---
    Did you guys hurt
    your heads or something?
[16:00] ---
    Who are you to talk?
[16:03] ---
    Is there something I can help you with?
[16:06] ---
    Monster!
[16:07] ---
    Hey!
[16:11] ---
    WISTERIA
[16:12] ---
    According to the crow,
[16:14] ---
    this house with the wisteria
    family crest belongs to a family
[16:17] ---
    that was once rescued
    by demon hunters.
[16:20] ---
    That's why they take care of people
    for free if they're demon hunters.
[16:24] ---
    That's what I was told,
[16:26] ---
    but I never thought
    they'd show us this much hospitality.
[16:29] ---
    Just how great is the Demon Slayers Corps?
[16:32] ---
    Now that you mention it, Inosuke,
    why did you join the Corps?
[16:37] ---
    You had some kind of reason, didn't you?
[16:41] ---
    A member of the Demon Slayers Corps
    barged in on me on my mountain,
[16:45] ---
    so we competed to see
    who was stronger, and I seized his sword.
[16:51] ---
    What an unfortunate soul.
[16:54] ---
    And then, I heard there was something
    called "Final Selection,"
[16:58] ---
    and the fact that demons do exist.
[17:01] ---
    So that's why you joined
    the Demon Slayers Corps?
[17:04] ---
    And hey, so you and I both
    grew up in the mountains, huh?
[17:08] ---
    Don't lump me in with you!
[17:10] ---
    I don't have any parents or siblings!
[17:13] ---
    Testing my strength against other
    living creatures is my only pleasure!
[17:20] ---
    Is that right?
[17:21] ---
    Is that right?
[17:31] ---
    Tanjiro, no one else is asking,
    so I'm gonna ask myself.
[17:35] ---
    Why are you traveling with a demon?
[17:48] ---
    Zenitsu...
[17:50] ---
    You knew about that
    and still protected the box, huh?
[17:53] ---
    You really are a great guy,
    you know that?
[17:56] ---
    Thanks!
[17:57] ---
    You...
[18:00] ---
    You really shouldn't heap
    so much praise on me!
[18:05] ---
    I've got a keen sense of smell.
[18:07] ---
    I knew it from the start.
[18:10] ---
    How kind you are, Zenitsu...
[18:12] ---
    and how strong...
[18:14] ---
    No, I'm not strong.
[18:16] ---
    Don't give me that.
[18:17] ---
    I haven't forgiven you for stopping me
    from bringing Shoichi along.
[18:28] ---
    It's trying to come out!
    It's trying to come out!
[18:30] ---
    It's all right.
[18:31] ---
    How can it be all right? Huh? Huh?
[18:34] ---
    Shush!
[18:35] ---
    It's the middle of the night, Zenitsu!
[18:39] ---
    Why won't he take the bait?
[18:41] ---
    Even when I stole his food...
[18:44] ---
    Come to think of it,
    why did he get mad a couple of times?
[18:50] ---
    I forgot.
[18:55] ---
    Oh my gosh! It's not even locked?
[18:59] ---
    P-P-Protect me!
    Someone please protect me!
[19:02] ---
    Even you'll do, Inosuke!
[19:04] ---
    Stay away from me!
[19:16] ---
    It's out!
[19:19] ---
    I gotta hide! I'm so scared!
[19:27] ---
    Nezuko!
[19:49] ---
    That's too much thinking.
[19:54] ---
    Zenitsu...
[19:55] ---
    Nezuko's my—
[19:56] ---
    Tanjiro...
[20:01] ---
    Listen to me.
[20:03] ---
    Z-Zenitsu?
[20:07] ---
    Listen to me.
[20:12] ---
    Just who do you think you are?
[20:16] ---
    So, you've been traveling
    with a girl this cute?
[20:20] ---
    With a girl this cute in tow,
    day after day, you've been traveling,
[20:23] ---
    and you've been on cloud nine
    the whole time, huh?
[20:27] ---
    Zenitsu, it's not like—
[20:29] ---
    Give me back all the blood I shed!
[20:32] ---
    I... Listen, I...
[20:34] ---
    I didn't give it my all just so you could spend
    time in la-la land, making out with a girl!
[20:39] ---
    That's not why I got pummeled and kicked
    by that weird wild boar, right?
[20:44] ---
    Zenitsu, calm down!
    What's gotten into you all of a sudden?
[20:47] ---
    Demon Slayer Corps
    is not something you'd join for fun!
[20:52] ---
    Guys like you gotta be purged! Immediately!
[20:56] ---
    Come to think of it, there's also the crime
    of thwarting my marriage
[20:59] ---
    and sending Shoichi home.
[21:03] ---
    Purged immediately!
[21:05] ---
    Don't ever underestimate the Corps!
[21:09] ---
    A guy like you! A guy like you!
[21:13] ---
    Zenitsu, cut it out!
[21:16] ---
    Mock the Demon Slayers Corps...
[21:19] ---
    and you'll get sent to Hell!
[21:24] ---
    You shall feel my wrath!
[23:03] ---
    Combined Junior and Senior High School!
[23:04] ---
    COMBINED JUNIOR
    AND SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL!!
    TALES OF A DEMON SLAYER ACADEMY
[23:04] ---
    Tales of a Demon Slayer Academy!
[23:07] ---
    SELF-INTRODUCTIONS
[23:08] ---
    The new semester's begun.
[23:09] ---
    Announce your names.
[23:10] ---
    Yes, sir!
[23:10] ---
    I'm Tanjiro Kamado!
[23:12] ---
    My family runs a bakery,
    and I'm the eldest of six children!
[23:14] ---
    NO PIERCINGS
[23:15] ---
    Take off those pierced earrings.
[23:17] ---
    I'm Inosuke Hashibira!
[23:19] ---
    NO DRESSING DOWN
[23:20] ---
    Button your shirt.
[23:21] ---
    Um, I'm Zenitsu—
[23:24] ---
    NO HAIR COLORING
[23:24] ---
    Dye your hair black.
[23:26] ---
    But this is my natural color.
[23:27] ---
    Don't talk back!
[23:28] ---
    So unfair!
[23:31] ---
    It's also forbidden
    to hold bread in your mouth!
[23:33] ---
    NEXT EPISODE:
    MOUNT NATAGUMO
[23:34] ---
    Next, Episode 15, "Mount Natagumo."
[23:36] ---
    TO BE CONTINUED
[23:37] ---
    No Spartan education!