5 - I Even Ate Demons
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[00:03] ---
Tanjiro! Long time no see!
[00:06] ---
Welcome to my humble abode!
[00:08] ---
It's been a long time!
[00:10] ---
I'm so glad to see you doing well!
[00:12] ---
You, too, Tanjiro!
[00:14] ---
At three o'clock,
I'm going to brew some black tea...
[00:16] ---
and make you some pancakes!
So, put heaps of butter on them, okay?
[00:19] ---
B-Butter?
[00:20] OS
BUTTER
[00:21] ---
Pancakes?
[00:21] OS
PANCAKES
[00:23] ---
I just barely know
what black tea is!
[00:25] ---
Sweets!
[00:26] ---
Bread!
[00:27] ---
Pancakes!
[00:31] ---
There you go! Enjoy!
[00:34] ---
Oh...
[00:35] ---
Go on, Tanjiro!
[00:37] ---
How am I supposed to eat this?
[00:40] ---
Well, here...
[00:43] ---
Tanjiro, open up and say "Ah!"
[00:46] ---
Uh... Okay!
[00:52] ---
How does it taste, Tanjiro?
[00:55] ---
It's so tasty, it's to die for!
[00:57] ---
Isn't it mind-bogglingly yummy?
[01:00] ---
Yes!
[01:01] ---
All right, Tanjiro...
[01:03] ---
when you're done eating,
can you change into this?
[02:41] ---
Yes!
[02:41] OS
YES!!
[02:43] ---
All right, everyone stay in sync now!
[02:46] ---
Extend your arms!
[02:48] ---
Jump as far as you can!
[02:51] ---
Okay! Twirl all the way around!
[02:58] ---
It's extremely important to have a flexible body
so you can make your moves crisper!
[03:03] ---
Limber up, get loose now!
Let's limber up like there's no tomorrow!
[03:08] ---
Oh, no, that's not right at all!
[03:11] ---
I'll show you how it's done,
so can I take your place?
[03:16] ---
Here we go!
[03:19] OS
OWWWWW
[03:21] ---
Hang in there!
[03:23] ---
This isn't limbering up,
it's more like a power move!
[03:26] ---
All right!
[03:27] ---
Huh?
[03:28] ---
Why don't you give it a try, too?
[03:30] ---
What?
[03:32] ---
Are you ready?
[03:34] ---
Let's go!
[03:35] ---
Flexibility...
[03:38] ---
is hell!
[03:46] ---
Tanjiro Kamado...
[03:49] ---
I've been waiting for you.
[03:53] OS
EPISODE 5:
I EVEN ATE DEMONS
[03:59] ---
- I'm looking forward to training—
- Shut up.
[04:01] ---
- Or I'll kill you.
- What?
[04:03] ---
Kanroji told me all about you.
[04:07] ---
It sure sounds like it was awfully fun
training under her.
[04:12] ---
Huh?
[04:14] ---
So, training was fun, huh?
[04:17] ---
Here's a letter from Lady Kanroji!
[04:23] ---
Mr. Iguro, how are you?
[04:26] ---
After training today,
I had tea with Tanjiro!
[04:30] ---
That Tanjiro...
[04:32] ---
When he eats or drinks something sweet,
he looks like he died and went to heaven!
[04:36] ---
He's so adorable!
[04:39] ---
Kamado!
[04:45] ---
I'm not soft like Kanroji, all right?
[04:49] ---
From Day One he hates me with a passion!
[04:53] ---
This is the training
I have in store for you.
[05:02] ---
Wha...
[05:04] ---
I'm going to have you swing your sword
while dodging these obstacles.
[05:10] ---
To refine your swordsmanship skills.
[05:13] ---
Right.
[05:14] ---
So, is this place...
[05:17] ---
an execution ground?
[05:20] ---
The people tied up in here...
Did they commit some kind of crime?
[05:25] ---
Well, you could say that.
[05:27] ---
The crime of weakness,
the crime of failing to learn...
[05:31] ---
the crime of wasting my time, the crime
of annoying me. That's it in a nutshell.
[05:37] ---
Oh boy! What am I going to do?
[05:40] ---
Take this.
[05:43] ---
I'm going to show you
how it's done, just once.
[05:57] ---
That's it.
[05:59] ---
To swing with accuracy while navigating the space
between the Demon Slayers at that speed...
[06:04] ---
Let's see you do it.
[06:09] ---
- Don't hit me!
- Don't hit me!
[06:11] ---
Don't hit me!
[06:14] OS
DESTROY
[06:14] ---
Don't hit us! Don't hit us! Don't hit us!
[06:16] ---
Please don't hit us!
[06:20] ---
Get on with it.
[06:22] ---
Yes, sir!
[06:34] ---
What an absolute joke.
[06:37] ---
You call that training?
[06:42] ---
I'll take you on.
[06:46] ---
Strike me.
[06:48] ---
Strike...
[06:50] ---
Right!
[06:53] ---
Don't hit me!
[06:59] ---
You hesitated.
[07:04] ---
My hands are totally tied!
[07:08] ---
Here I come!
[07:10] ---
Cramped space or not...
[07:12] ---
I'm going to strike accurately!
[07:16] ---
You're slow.
[07:19] ---
No good!
[07:20] ---
I can't worry about the Demon Slayers
while taking on Mr. Iguro!
[07:24] ---
Get up.
[07:25] ---
You're going to start all over.
[07:29] ---
The most terrifying training ever just started!
[07:32] ---
I may be using a bokuto...
[07:34] ---
but they'll be seriously injured if I hit them!
[07:36] ---
I have to run between these poor Demon Slayers
while dodging Mr. Iguro's attacks!
[07:36] ---
Don't hit me! Don't hit me! Don't hit me!
[07:41] ---
This is seriously dangerous!
[07:43] ---
Because this man's sword strikes
twist and turn in an abnormal way!
[07:50] ---
You're slow.
[07:52] ---
We're both wielding the same kind of bokuto,
so how can it bend like that?
[07:57] ---
Those strikes slither
into the narrowest of spaces!
[08:01] ---
Just like a serpent!
[08:03] ---
On top of that, I just can't unhear...
[08:06] ---
the inner voices of my fellow trainees
as I aim for the gaps between them!
[08:10] ---
Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
[08:14] ---
"Please, just don't hit me!"
[08:16] ---
I can really hear their cries,
and it pierces my soul!
[08:21] ---
Don't hesitate, you piece of trash.
[08:24] ---
I'd never felt this much tension,
and my hands shook like crazy!
[08:28] ---
If I don't swing my sword with
pinpoint accuracy, things will get ghastly!
[08:34] ---
Hey! Sorry!
[08:44] ---
Kamado...
[08:45] ---
How can you keep going
after training so hard with the Hashira?
[08:54] ---
Because I don't want to make trouble...
[08:57] ---
for the rest of you!
[09:03] ---
How about we join in, too?
[09:06] ---
Yeah, why not?
[09:15] ---
This is going to make our cuts sting, right?
[09:19] ---
That is so going to hurt!
[09:22] ---
Let's go, then.
[09:24] ---
Come on!
[09:25] ---
Yeah.
[09:26] ---
All together now.
[09:28] ---
Ready, set...
[09:35] ---
It stings!
[09:37] OS
DAY TWO
[09:42] ---
You're slow.
[09:44] ---
At that speed, this drill is pointless.
[09:47] ---
Yes, sir!
[09:52] ---
Now you're even lunging slower.
How's that going to help?
[09:57] ---
It stings!
[10:00] OS
DAY THREE
[10:03] ---
You're slow.
[10:05] ---
You're slow!
[10:07] ---
You're too slow!
[10:10] ---
Dammit!
[10:12] ---
It sure does sting!
[10:16] OS
DAY FOUR
[10:20] ---
What's going on?
You're just going to run, slowpoke?
[10:28] ---
I gotta focus on battling Mr. Iguro
and nothing else!
[10:31] ---
In real combat, if your sword
gets caught on a tree or boulder, it's fatal!
[10:36] ---
Avoid the obstacles and swing your sword!
[10:39] ---
It's just like that!
[10:52] ---
I'm starting to be able to strike with more accurate
sword skills than I ever have before!
[11:03] ---
I can evade Mr. Iguro's attacks...
[11:08] ---
and unleash my own attacks on him, too!
[11:17] ---
When you land a strike...
[11:21] ---
and slash one of Mr. Iguro's haori sleeves...
[11:25] ---
they say that you're done training.
[11:29] ---
Thank you very much!
[11:32] ---
See you.
[11:34] ---
Now go die, you good-for-nothing.
[11:36] ---
Don't talk to Kanroji like you're chums!
[11:40] ---
It made me sad to know
that he hated me until the end!
[11:43] ---
Why?
[11:48] ---
Um...
[11:50] ---
Was Mr. Shinazugawa's dojo this way?
[11:53] ---
Wrong! Turn right at that corner!
[11:55] ---
Birdbrain!
[11:57] ---
Oh, we turn right there, huh?
[12:04] ---
Zenitsu?
[12:05] ---
L-L-Let me escape!
[12:08] ---
Tanjiro! Tanjiro! I beg of you!
[12:10] ---
Escape? From what?
[12:12] ---
I can't stay upright anymore!
I just can't, see?
[12:14] ---
I-I-It took me forever to get this far!
[12:17] ---
I came crawling along these walls!
[12:19] ---
Masking my presence like a lizard!
[12:21] ---
It's a matter of life or death!
I'm going to be killed!
[12:24] ---
Hey...
[12:25] ---
Ugh!
[12:32] ---
Make your choice!
[12:34] ---
Either come back to training...
[12:36] ---
or be killed by me!
[12:37] ---
Nooooo!
[12:39] ---
Please spare me!
[12:41] ---
Calm down, okay?
[12:46] ---
Shut up!
[12:48] OS
KILL
[12:48] ---
Humph!
[12:50] ---
Carry him.
[12:51] ---
Uh, yes, sir!
[12:54] ---
Sorry, Zenitsu.
[12:56] ---
Let's get through this together.
[12:59] ---
It's been a long time!
[13:01] ---
I'll be training under you starting today!
[13:03] ---
I'm looking forward to it!
[13:07] ---
Don't get too cocky.
[13:10] ---
It's not like I've accepted you, all right?
[13:14] ---
That doesn't bother me at all!
[13:16] ---
Since I don't accept you, either!
[13:18] ---
Because you stabbed Nezuko!
[13:28] ---
You've got some nerve.
[13:42] ---
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
[13:49] ---
Mr. Shinazugawa's drills were so harsh...
[13:51] ---
I could understand
why Zenitsu ended up like that!
[13:55] ---
It was a simple striking drill
in which we all assaulted Mr. Shinazugawa...
[13:59] OS
DESTROY
[14:00] ---
but until we spewed vomit...
[14:03] ---
and blacked out, the session would go on.
[14:06] ---
And until then, there were no breaks!
[14:09] ---
Even Mr. Iguro gave us more breaks!
[14:12] ---
Hah.
[14:14] ---
When Zenitsu came to, he berated me
as if he were avenging his parents' death.
[14:19] ---
Damn you, you jerk!
Damn you, damn you, damn you!
[14:21] ---
Ow, ow, ow! Sorry, okay?
[14:24] ---
Mr. Shinazugawa
was especially harsh on me...
[14:28] ---
and if I let my guard down for even a second,
I'd be seriously wounded...
[14:31] ---
and find myself right back in treatment!
[14:34] ---
I can't be starting off like this!
[14:39] ---
Battered and bruised
and covered in my own vomit...
[14:41] ---
It's so soul-crushing!
[14:44] ---
Hey, wait up, Big Brother!
[14:46] ---
That's Genya's voice.
[14:50] ---
There's something I want to tell you...
[14:53] ---
You need to give it a rest!
[14:55] ---
I don't have a younger brother!
[15:01] ---
If you don't back off...
[15:03] ---
I'm going to destroy you!
[15:11] ---
That's not like our sibling fights.
[15:15] ---
Do you surrender?
[15:16] ---
Cut it out, Big Bro!
[15:20] ---
Stop talking to me like we're close!
[15:26] ---
And since from the looks of you...
[15:29] ---
you have zero skills...
[15:31] ---
just quit the Demon Slayer Corps.
[15:34] ---
If you can't even use breathing techniques,
don't call yourself a swordsman!
[15:39] ---
But...
[15:43] ---
H-Hold up, Big Brother!
[15:46] ---
I've been wanting to apologize to you
all this time!
[15:49] ---
Come on, Genya! Genya, don't give up!
[15:52] ---
I seriously couldn't care less.
[15:55] ---
Now get lost.
[16:00] ---
But listen...
[16:01] ---
I-I...
[16:03] ---
I even ate demons...
[16:06] ---
to go on fighting.
[16:14] ---
What's that?
[16:17] ---
What did you just say?
[16:21] ---
Damn you!
[16:23] ---
Demons?
[16:31] ---
You ate some?
[16:36] ---
He's gone?
[16:37] ---
Genya!
[16:46] ---
How many more days is this going to last?
[16:55] ---
He's back! He's back!
[16:57] ---
That cold-blooded man!
[16:59] ---
Lie down! Pretend that you've fainted!
[17:04] ---
Huh? Is that Tanjiro?
[17:07] ---
Whaaat? You're going to get killed, Tanjiro!
[17:10] ---
What are you doing?
Destroying the building like that?
[17:13] ---
Please stop now!
[17:19] ---
What's that twisted, ominous sound?
[17:28] ---
Whoa! So, the old guy's on a rampage, huh?
[17:31] ---
Are we going to get clobbered
outside the training ground, too?
[17:34] ---
What are you going to do?
Are you planning to kill Genya?
[17:38] ---
Hell no, I'm not going to kill him.
[17:41] ---
It would be easy enough to kill him,
but since it's against the rules and all...
[17:46] ---
I'm going to ruin him beyond recovery!
[17:49] ---
But listen...
[17:50] ---
if you quit the Demon Slayer Corps
right now, I'll let you go.
[17:54] ---
Don't give me that!
[17:56] ---
There's no way
you have that kind of authority!
[17:59] ---
Don't try to force him to quit!
[18:01] ---
You just said yourself that you had
no younger brother, right?
[18:04] ---
So, no matter what choices
Genya makes, you can't butt in!
[18:07] ---
Whether he has the ability or not, he's made up
his mind to risk his life fighting demons!
[18:12] ---
If you're not his big brother,
then I won't let you get in his way, no matter what!
[18:16] ---
Without Genya, we couldn't have defeated
that Upper Rank!
[18:20] ---
No way am I going to let you
ruin him beyond recovery!
[18:26] ---
Is that right?
[18:29] ---
Then, I'll ruin you beyond recovery first!
[18:36] ---
Here he comes!
[18:38] ---
He's coming!
[18:42] ---
Whoa! Tanjiro!
[18:45] ---
Damn him!
[18:47] ---
He stopped my fist!
[18:52] ---
Oh my gosh! He landed a blow!
[18:57] ---
Zenitsu! Get Genya out of here!
I'm counting on you!
[19:01] ---
Hey! Y-You dummy!
Moron!
[19:03] OS
WINK-WINK
[19:03] ---
Don't call me
by my name, idiot!
[19:04] ---
Wink-wink!
[19:05] ---
There's got to be
a better way to signal!
[19:07] ---
Tanjiro!
[19:13] ---
He only grazed me,
but that kick ripped my ear!
[19:17] ---
You've got some nerve, you know!
[19:20] ---
It seems like you have a death wish.
[19:22] ---
And I'll be happy to oblige you!
[19:25] ---
Come on, hold up, Big Brother!
[19:27] ---
Tanjiro has nothing to do with this!
[19:29] ---
We're out of here!
[19:30] ---
Who are you? Let go of me!
[19:32] ---
Best to scatter people at odds with each other!
We're distancing ourselves!
[19:36] ---
So, he's your big brother?
[19:38] ---
He's a total lunatic! I feel for you!
[19:41] ---
Don't you dare insult my big brother!
[19:44] ---
Hey, but I'm on your side!
[19:46] ---
You can just drop dead!
[19:50] ---
It was all chaos and turmoil
from that point on!
[19:55] ---
The brawl lasted until almost dusk!
[19:58] ---
Idiot! You idiot!
[20:01] ---
That's why you're known as "birdbrain"!
[20:01] ---
I received a formal reprimand
from the higher-ups...
[20:04] OS
NO!!
[20:04] ---
Caw! Idiot! You idiot!
[20:04] ---
my training under the Wind Hashira
was suspended...
[20:07] ---
You really are beyond stupid, aren't you?
[20:07] ---
and I was banned from going near him.
[20:13] ---
In the end...
[20:16] ---
I wasn't able to bring
the Shinazugawa brothers together.
[20:23] ---
I never intended for this
to happen, you know.
[20:27] ---
My mark isn't any clearer yet,
and I'm not seeing the effects of my training.
[20:33] ---
No, they're there, all right.
[20:35] ---
You were able to take on the Old Wind Guy.
[20:37] ---
That's impressive.
[20:38] ---
You think so?
[20:40] ---
Anyway, how deep in the mountains
is the Stone Hashira's house?
[20:43] ---
What is he, a fool?
[20:44] ---
I think it's just a little farther.
[20:46] ---
Huh?
[20:47] ---
What's wrong, Zenitsu?
[20:49] ---
I can hear something.
[20:52] ---
It's this way!
[20:56] ---
Hey, it's...
[20:57] ---
...a waterfall!
[20:59] ---
Whoa!
[21:01] ---
There are people there!
[21:05] ---
Thus have I heard.
In the presence of the Buddha.
[21:09] ---
When in Shravasti.
[21:11] ---
At Jetavana Vihara.
[21:11] ---
- Whoaaa!
- Whoaaa!
[21:14] ---
If you extinguish your heart and mind...
[21:16] ---
Huh?
[21:18] ---
...even fire is cool.
[21:25] ---
Welcome...
[21:27] ---
to my training ground.
[22:59] OS
PART 5
[23:01] ---
Today, we're going to talk about Mr. Iguro!
[23:04] ---
You're still here? You'd better
not be making a pass at Kanroji!
[23:08] ---
I'm not, I'm not!
[23:09] ---
I'm telling a Taisho-era secret!
[23:12] ---
Hah! Then, get started already.
[23:15] ---
All right, here's a Taisho-era secret!
[23:18] ---
The name of the snake Mr. Iguro
is always seen with is Kaburamaru.
[23:22] ---
And he says his left and right eyes
have been different colors since birth.
[23:26] ---
If you're finished, then get out of here.
[23:28] ---
And don't go near Kanroji, either.
[23:30] ---
Oh, but...
[23:32] ---
Are you planning to go near her?
[23:34] ---
Whoa!
[23:35] ---
Next, Episode 6,
"The Strongest of the Demon Slayer Corps"!
[23:38] OS
TO BE CONTINUED
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