E6 - A Day at Ryozanpaku! The Rooftop Dream!
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Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
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Iya na koto sakete ikiteta
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Naiyou nante naiyone
[00:27] ---
Dono michi no tatsujin mo
[00:32] ---
Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
[00:36] ---
Sono risouzou mune ni daki
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Muda guchi kikazu
[00:45] ---
Wakime mo furazu
[00:48] ---
Demo nakidashi soude
nagedashitaku natte
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Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
[00:58] ---
Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
[01:02] ---
Tani e tsukiotose
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Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
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yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
[01:15] ---
Tsuyoku nareru
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Tsuranukya iisa
[01:31] ---
F-Finally I get to go on
a date with Miu-san! Hooray!
[01:36] ---
But why is Niijima there?
[01:38] ---
To make matters worse, the guys
from Ragnarok start attacking me, too!
[01:44] ---
Wh-What kind of people are you?
[01:45] ---
You used Miu-san as bait
and had those thugs attack me?
[01:49] ---
A lion would push his child into a valley
in order to toughen his child up.
[01:53] ---
That's also called "tough love."
[01:55] ---
I don't need love like that!
[01:57] ---
But they already have
their eyes on you.
[02:00] ---
Yes. The enemy will keep on
attacking from all directions.
[02:03] ---
It's terrible! This is too terrible!
[02:06] ---
Ken-chan, you've already decided that
you're not going to run away, haven't you?
[02:10] ---
"K-Ken-chan"?
[02:12] ---
If that's the case,
you must prepare yourself!
[02:25] ---
Why can't I make it go straight?
[02:33] ---
Wow, Furinji-san is awesome!
[02:47] ---
Miu-san in a school uniform is adorable,
[02:50] ---
but Miu-san in a leotard
is pretty hot, too!
[02:54] ---
And not only that,
she's got an amazing energy!
[02:57] ---
I'd expect nothing less from her!
[02:58] ---
Furinji-san is fantastic,
don't you agree, Takashima-senpai?
[03:02] ---
Y-Yeah...
[03:04] ---
Don't you let it go to your head just
because you're a little cuter than me!
[03:07] ---
You're just a freshman transfer student!
[03:13] ---
Who did this?
[03:14] ---
I accidentally tripped because
someone left a pin at a place like this!
[03:19] ---
Oh, no! I kicked it too hard!
[03:21] ---
Look out!
[03:35] ---
Furinji-san!
[03:36] ---
--Are you okay?
--You really are amazing!
[03:39] ---
That damn Furinji!
[03:45] ---
Miu-san is incredible
no matter what she does...
[03:48] ---
They must call a person
like her a genius...
[03:53] ---
But on the other hand, look at me...
[03:55] ---
This is nothing to brag about,
but I'm a dimwit for sure.
[03:59] ---
So why...
[04:03] ---
Th-That thrust was unbelievably fast!
[04:07] ---
At this rate, without a doubt
I'll completely get beaten by him!
[04:15] ---
Well, that's how it is, so,
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starting today I'll be spending the night
at the dojo on Saturdays and Sundays.
[04:21] ---
What do you mean,
"Well, that's how it is"?
[04:23] ---
I don't know what you're talking about!
[04:24] ---
Explain that properly!
[04:26] ---
Everyone, please take care.
[04:28] ---
No, Big Brother!
I don't want you to go!
[04:31] ---
You're going to be beaten horribly
again, aren't you? I just know it!
[04:35] ---
Oh, my...
[04:37] ---
Except becoming strong as soon
as possible, I don't have...
[04:40] ---
...any other way to live...
[04:42] ---
...according to them.
[04:43] ---
So, that's how it is.
[04:46] ---
Like I said, I don't
understand that! Hey, wait, Kenichi!
[04:49] ---
Big Brother!
[04:53] ---
Well, Sister, good-bye for now.
[04:59] ---
Saori, did you see Kenichi's eyes?
[05:02] ---
See, I told you!
[05:03] ---
He must've been brainwashed
by the evil people at the dojo
[05:05] ---
called Ryozanpaku or whatever!
[05:09] ---
What do we do?
Come on! What do we do?
[05:11] ---
Just calm down.
[05:14] ---
Dad, look at this!
[05:16] ---
Huh? What is that?
[05:18] ---
I secretly made a copy of the map of
the dojo Big Brother has been going to!
[05:24] ---
Saori, our daughter is very
quick, just like her father!
[05:34] ---
Come on, Sebastian!
[05:39] ---
Well, I guess I'll go by
the dojo and see what's going on.
[05:42] ---
--Dear!
--That's my dad!
[05:45] ---
I thought you were
working this weekend!
[05:48] ---
Working? What are you mumbling?
[05:51] ---
I only practice loyalty for my company
because I must support my family!
[05:56] ---
Dad, come on! Let's go!
[06:00] ---
You must not confound
means with the end, Saori.
[06:06] ---
What? Dad is not coming?
[06:08] ---
He said that once he calmed down,
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he realized that he had a very
important meeting that he must attend.
[06:14] ---
Take this to the people at the dojo.
[06:17] ---
You make sure to be polite to them.
[06:20] ---
Mom, do they sell a paralyzing
medicine at the drug store?
[06:24] ---
Now, now. Don't be
saying things like that.
[06:28] ---
Oh, dear, I wonder whose
character she took after...
[06:31] ---
I have a feeling
that it's a good dojo.
[06:34] ---
Because otherwise I don't think
he would have lasted this long.
[06:38] ---
I think he's been threatened and unable
to quit although he wants to quit.
[06:43] ---
That's my take on that! I'll now go
check and see if that's the case!
[06:45] ---
Be careful.
[06:46] ---
Roger!
[06:48] ---
I didn't think I'd last
for three days here,
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but somehow I've managed to endure
the training for a month now!
[06:56] ---
Willpower!
[06:58] ---
Are you ready?
[06:59] ---
Hi, Miu-san!
[07:03] ---
Well, it's been rumored that
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I've lasted this long only because
I simply wanted to see her here!
[07:08] ---
There are some things I start noticing
as I become more familiar with the dojo.
[07:19] ---
These martial arts masters
never go a day without training.
[07:28] ---
Huh? Shigure-san,
are you going somewhere?
[07:30] ---
It's... a... secret.
[07:33] ---
Some people would just disappear one day
and not return for two or three days...
[07:40] ---
--You left yourself wide open!
--Oh, Ma-sensei, good morning!
[07:45] ---
Well, there are some people I just can't
figure out no matter how observant I am.
[07:50] ---
Ma!
[07:51] ---
And, out of all the other people,
[07:53] ---
it seems like this man has been
the most empathetic so far.
[07:57] ---
Well, Kenichi-kun, let's have good,
solid training for the next two days!
[08:00] ---
At least, that's what I think...
[08:02] ---
Um, Koetsuji-sensei,
what exactly is this?
[08:06] ---
This is the stretching machine
that I developed on my own.
[08:08] ---
I call it, "Great Leg Splitter"!
[08:13] ---
I'd love to teach you
how to fight right away,
[08:16] ---
but flexibility is a crucial element,
[08:19] ---
along with muscular strength,
to a martial artist.
[08:21] ---
Frankly, your body is too stiff.
[08:24] ---
There are no real martial artists in this
world who have stiff bodies, after all.
[08:29] ---
We'll spend the first day to help
you gain some flexibility quickly.
[08:32] ---
Miu, go ahead and push him.
[08:34] ---
Sure.
[08:35] ---
This is so phony... But I guess
I have to trust this guy for now.
[08:39] ---
We'll do it nice and slow, okay?
[08:43] ---
I can't take it anymore!
[08:45] ---
Oh, if you really can't take it,
[08:48] ---
I want you to shout out
the keyword "Gero..."
[08:51] ---
The machine is designed in such
a way that you can't get out of it
[08:54] ---
until your legs are completely split.
[08:56] ---
What? What did you say?
[08:57] ---
You said it intentionally in a way
that I wouldn't hear! Uh, hello?
[09:02] ---
All right, Miu,
take your time with him.
[09:05] ---
Sure!
[09:06] ---
It's designed to enable you
to split your legs a full
[09:08] ---
180 degrees after 16 hours.
[09:12] ---
If it really starts to look really bad,
I'll ease up a little bit for you.
[09:16] ---
But it's already...
[09:20] ---
There! There! There!
[09:22] ---
More! More!
[09:25] ---
Trés bien!
[09:26] ---
Look at you! You're
actually pretty flexible!
[09:30] ---
I completely understand
Ken-chan's mixed feelings about this.
[09:34] ---
At this rate you might make it
to 180 degrees before you know it!
[09:40] ---
How terrible!
[09:41] ---
They're forcing my brother to do
something he doesn't want to do!
[09:45] ---
I'm going to complain to them!
[09:47] ---
Come on! Just a little more!
[09:49] ---
N-No... Don't stop it!
[09:53] ---
Wow, pretty good!
[09:55] ---
Then let's take it all
the way in one move!
[09:59] ---
G-Geronimo!!
[10:01] ---
Stop hurting my brother!
[10:03] ---
Huh?
[10:06] ---
Huh?
[10:07] ---
Oh? I-I slipped.
[10:12] ---
Did he just shout "Geronimo"?
That was fast.
[10:16] ---
And I'm impressed he heard the keyword.
[10:18] ---
Wh-Who would've thought that was
actually the keyword? It's a miracle!
[10:23] ---
Big Brother!
[10:24] ---
Huh? Honoka?
[10:27] ---
Wait! Stay away from me!
Don't touch me! Owww!!!
[10:30] ---
Koetsuji-san! Kenichi-san's bones!
[10:33] ---
Are they dislocated?
[10:34] ---
Jeez, I did tell him
to take his time at it...
[10:38] ---
There!
[10:41] ---
What did you do that for?
[10:43] ---
Huh? Is anywhere else still hurting?
[10:45] ---
What?
[10:47] ---
Huh?
[10:48] ---
I'm okay!
[10:50] ---
I have a bonesetter's clinic in the back.
[10:52] ---
"Koetsuji Bonesetter's Clinic"
[10:52] ---
Ma has an acupuncture
and moxibustion clinic.
[10:55] ---
Basically, I'm a professional
when it comes to bonesetting.
[10:56] ---
"Koetsuji Bonesetter's Clinic"
"Acupuncture, Moxibustion,
and Qigong Clinic"
[10:58] ---
You can hurt yourself all you want!
Because I can fix you right up!
[11:03] ---
He can break me or fix me
as he pleases, huh?
[11:07] ---
Just what kind of person
am I dealing with?
[11:10] ---
What do you think you're
doing to my brother?
[11:13] ---
Oh, we have a guest?
[11:15] ---
Sh-She's my sister.
[11:17] ---
What? Kenichi-san's?
Wow, she's so cute!
[11:25] ---
Oh, my! Her eyes look just like yours!
[11:32] ---
Now I know exactly what's going on!
[11:33] ---
Honoka, what are you doing here?
[11:36] ---
Careful! You stay back!
[11:37] ---
Uh, huh?
[11:38] ---
I see... I get it!
[11:41] ---
She's like a doll! What's your name?
[11:45] ---
D-Don't get close!
You stay away from my brother!
[11:49] ---
Basically, Big Brother,
you have been...
[11:51] ---
...toyed around by this woman?
[11:57] ---
Things are getting complicated...
[12:13] ---
Oh, my! She's so cute!
[12:17] ---
I can't believe this!
[12:19] ---
I thought he was being bullied here,
[12:21] ---
but it turns out that he was being
toyed with by a woman like her!
[12:24] ---
What's this, little one?
[12:26] ---
Apapapa!
[12:27] ---
Seems like she's Kenichi-kun's sister.
[12:30] ---
Oh, she's a cutie.
Young lady, how old are you?
[12:34] ---
I'm surrounded!
[12:36] ---
Hey, what's your name?
[12:38] ---
Big Brother, you have
to get out of here!
[12:40] ---
H-Hey, Honoka!
[12:41] ---
Hurry!
[12:48] ---
You like big boobs
and big butts that much?!
[12:50] ---
I'm disappointed in you, Big Brother!
[12:53] ---
I-I don't know what
you're talking about!
[12:55] ---
Your brother will stay here
only to get stronger! That's it!
[12:58] ---
Wow, this must be what they call
"sibling rivalry"! I'm so envious!
[13:04] ---
Hey, Titsy! My mom said "hello"!
[13:08] ---
"Titsy"? O-Okay, thanks.
[13:12] ---
I'm going home for today!
But don't you think you won!
[13:17] ---
I'll be back!
[13:20] ---
You're such an embarrassment!
Do not come back ever again!
[13:22] ---
Wow, she gave me a gift.
[13:26] ---
This is the sponge cake!
[13:28] ---
Lucky you. I wish I had
a cute sister like that.
[13:33] ---
Don't you have siblings, Miu-san?
[13:35] ---
I haven't even met your parents yet.
[13:38] ---
Well, my parents
passed away when I was little.
[13:42] ---
So my grandfather is
the only family I have now.
[13:47] ---
What?
[13:48] ---
Oh, I have stuff to do around the house,
so please carry on, everyone.
[13:53] ---
--Apapa! Apapa! Apapa...!
[13:55] ---
--Huh?
--Apapa! Apapa! Apapa...!
[13:58] ---
Ken-chan, you're the worst!
[14:00] ---
What? But, because you know,
I didn't know!
[14:04] ---
I really didn't know!
[14:06] ---
I bet Miu is hurt.
[14:08] ---
What? Oh, no!
[14:10] ---
Well, don't worry about that.
[14:12] ---
That happened before she was
old enough to remember it.
[14:17] ---
I'm terrible! What have I done?
[14:20] ---
Miu-san... You're always
cheerful, smart and beautiful...
[14:26] ---
And not only are you
talented in martial arts
[14:28] ---
but you're incredibly
talented in gymnastics.
[14:31] ---
Unlike myself, I always thought
that you were truly blessed.
[14:37] ---
But the truth is that
you've been forced to
[14:41] ---
take care of these annoying men
in an absurd dojo like this!
[14:47] ---
You don't even remember the loving
warmth of your own parents...
[14:49] ---
All you have is that scary old man!
[14:53] ---
"Absurd dojo"?
[14:55] ---
"Annoying"?
[14:57] ---
Poor Miu...
[14:59] ---
Her life up to now
has been rather unusual.
[15:03] ---
Until she was old enough
to enter junior high,
[15:05] ---
she traveled through the country,
making pilgrimages with Elder.
[15:10] ---
"Making pilgrimages"?
[15:12] ---
You mean, Miu-san has been doing
martial arts from such a young age?
[15:15] ---
That's right.
[15:16] ---
Elder probably thought
that spoiling his granddaughter
[15:20] ---
because of her parents' absence
wouldn't benefit her interests.
[15:24] ---
That's terrible!
[15:25] ---
How could I have just dismissed her
with words like "genius" and "talented"?
[15:31] ---
I was only thinking about myself!
[15:33] ---
I'm going to go
and apologize to her!
[15:34] ---
Hold it. You're in
the middle of training, now.
[15:37] ---
Oh... But!
[15:39] ---
Apachai-kun, I'll leave him to you next.
[15:42] ---
All right! It's my turn!
[15:49] ---
That's your punishment
for calling us annoying.
[15:51] ---
Apapapa! Apapapa!
[15:57] ---
I'm back...
[15:59] ---
Welcome back, Shigure-don.
You're very early today.
[16:04] ---
--Hmm?
--I'm not going to ask you
[16:05] ---
what you were doing, but...
[16:12] ---
Huh? Is he still alive?
[16:15] ---
What? Oh, yeah, he's still alive.
[16:18] ---
The way to train a disciple is to keep
him in anguish without killing him.
[16:21] ---
I see.
[16:24] ---
H-Hey! The lens!
[16:29] ---
Apa...
[16:32] ---
Hello, Shigure-san!
[16:36] ---
So, he's alive. He's alive.
[16:39] ---
Yaay! Apachai-san,
I'm like jelly!
[16:42] ---
Apa! Kenichi,
you're looking really soft!
[16:44] ---
--See? Like jelly!
--Oh, no! That's pretty scary!
[16:47] ---
Oh, Shigure. Are you
concerned about Ken-chan?
[16:51] ---
Not really.
[16:54] ---
I should be grateful to Ken-chan.
[16:57] ---
Ever since he's come, everyone seems
to have gradually brightened up.
[17:07] ---
M-Miu-san made all of this?
This is incredible!
[17:12] ---
Oh, stop it. You won't get
anything extra by flattering me!
[17:15] ---
Now, here you go!
[17:17] ---
Uh, thank you.
Thanks for the food.
[17:19] ---
Apa... That's not fair.
[17:21] ---
Huh? Come to think of it,
where's Shigure-san?
[17:24] ---
Supposedly Shigure-san
likes to eat alone,
[17:27] ---
so she always goes up
into the attic, and...
[17:29] ---
Sh-She sure is different, I guess.
[17:32] ---
And you're pretty different in
the way you eat, too, Kenichi-san.
[17:36] ---
--Huh?
--You're hiding your food.
[17:38] ---
This is, uh, you know...
[17:39] ---
You see it a lot in
kung fu movies and stuff, right?
[17:43] ---
Uh, Master!
[17:45] ---
They'd be like, "Eating is also
a part of the training," you know...
[17:49] ---
Here at Ryozanpaku, we don't
do such an unseemly thing.
[17:53] ---
You're right!
[17:55] ---
--Apapapapa!
--That sounds interesting!
[17:57] ---
Now you try to take it from me!
[17:58] ---
This is part of the training as well!
[18:02] ---
Hey, you'd better eat
or there'll be nothing left!
[18:04] ---
You've got to cultivate a true hunger!
[18:06] ---
Apapapa!
[18:09] ---
Now, now, stop it! That's shameful.
[18:11] ---
Well, I'll have to help myself as well.
[18:13] ---
Grandpa!
[18:15] ---
My dinner!
[18:21] ---
I hardly ate tonight.
[18:23] ---
That was Miu-san's home
cooked meal, too! It's just not fair!
[18:27] ---
To hell with "cultivate a true hunger"!
I can't help but to lose my motivation!
[18:31] ---
And on top of that, I'm left
to sleep alone in the dojo.
[18:35] ---
Well, good night.
[18:37] ---
What? We're going to
sleep next to each other?
[18:39] ---
Sure, is there a problem with that?
[18:42] ---
Not at all! There's no problem there!
I mean, are you serious?
[18:49] ---
That's what I was hoping for.
[18:51] ---
But I guess that would be
too good to be true.
[18:53] ---
Reality is more real
than fiction, after all... Huh?
[19:00] ---
M-Miu-san? What does she want?
D-Don't tell me!
[19:06] ---
Miu-san?
[19:13] ---
Huh?
[19:15] ---
Eh?
[19:18] ---
Is she making fun of me or what?
[19:21] ---
Wh-What the heck is going on?
[19:25] ---
Ta-da!
[19:26] ---
Koetsuji-san told me to make sure
[19:29] ---
I feed you some food,
and not to tell anyone else.
[19:31] ---
He said he didn't want it to affect
you in the training tomorrow.
[19:34] ---
Wow! Thank you!
[19:38] ---
You know, that guy is pretty decent.
[19:42] ---
But that goes for everyone else as well.
[19:45] ---
It's just that everyone
else is a bit off track
[19:48] ---
when it comes to normal behavior. Here.
[19:50] ---
Um, I'm really sorry
about earlier, Miu-san.
[19:54] ---
Oh, it's nothing you
have to apologize for.
[19:56] ---
I was with my grandfather
for a long time,
[19:59] ---
but now I have everyone else.
[20:01] ---
More importantly, don't you think
the view from here is great?
[20:04] ---
Huh? Yeah.
[20:07] ---
I feel like I can touch the moon.
[20:10] ---
Right? Right?
[20:13] ---
This is my favorite place.
[20:16] ---
My dream has always been
to bring a friend up here
[20:19] ---
and watch the stars together.
[20:24] ---
Honoka! Honoka!
[20:27] ---
Welcome back, Dad...
[20:31] ---
So, how did it go? Did you find out what
has caused my son Kenichi to go astray?
[20:36] ---
That Titsy...
[20:37] ---
Wh-What? Titter? Tittle?
[20:40] ---
Huh?
[20:44] ---
Then, I suppose your
dream has come true.
[20:48] ---
Yes! And I'm quite happy about that.
And what's your dream, Kenichi-san?
[20:53] ---
My dream for the future is to become
a novelist and win the Naoki Prize.
[20:58] ---
At least that was the plan.
[20:59] ---
Well, I've been slowly
stepping off that path though...
[21:03] ---
Oh, I'm sure that's not...
[21:05] ---
What about you, Miu-san? Is there
something you want to be in the future?
[21:08] ---
What? Th-That's a secret!
[21:12] ---
What? No way! Now I have to know!
Why can't you tell me?
[21:17] ---
It's a secret!
[21:19] ---
That's not fair.
[21:20] ---
--I was straight up with...
--My dream for the future is...
[21:22] ---
...to become a beautiful bride.
[21:26] ---
The Third Junior High School,
Class 1-4, Miu Furinji.
[21:35] ---
That wasn't very nice, Shigure!
[21:38] ---
I feel a little better now.
[21:40] ---
I thought she was more of an
"out there" kind of person.
[21:46] ---
Well, I'll go back in from this side.
[21:49] ---
My grandfather will kill you
if he sees us hanging out
[21:50] ---
at a place like this
so late at night.
[21:53] ---
What?
[21:54] ---
And he'll kill only you.
[21:57] ---
Um, Kenichi-san...
[21:58] ---
Huh? What is it? What is it?
[22:00] ---
Is there something important
you want to talk about?
[22:03] ---
I hope that we can be friends
for a long, long time.
[22:09] ---
A long, long time?
[22:10] ---
Yes, a long time.
[22:12] ---
Does that mean we'll
just be friends forever?
[22:15] ---
We'll always just be friends!
[22:18] ---
Is that a roundabout way of
telling me that there's no chance
[22:21] ---
for me to become her boyfriend?
[22:27] ---
Oh, well. I guess I can
live with that for now.
[22:39] ---
Amefuri de kakurete mo
[22:48] ---
Taiyou wa soko ni aruhazu
[22:58] ---
Yume sae miushinatte ita boku ni
[23:06] ---
Yuuki kureta egao wasurenai
[23:18] ---
Kimi ga irukara shinji tsuzukeru
[23:25] ---
Hikari mune no oku kara afurete kuruyo
[23:36] ---
Michibata ni saku
na mo naki hana no you ni
[23:45] ---
Moshimo tsumazuki taoreta toki wa
[23:54] ---
Kono ashi de tachiagarou
[24:06] ---
The Ragnarok are after me
and I have no talent!
[24:10] ---
I'm just like this flower!
I'll never bloom!
[24:13] ---
Don't worry about it!
[24:14] ---
If you give something particular
to a person, they will surely bloom,
[24:16] ---
just as if you give a plant water,
it will surely bloom.
[24:18] ---
What is this particular thing?
[24:19] ---
That is the brutal, painful
special training, of course!
[24:22] ---
What? But if you give a flower
too much water, it'll spoil!
[24:25] ---
So maybe I'll be spoiled if
I get too much special training!
[24:27] ---
What? I'm already spoiled?
[24:29] ---
You may be the master, but there are
things you should and shouldn't ever say!
[24:32] ---
Damn! You just watch!
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